The e-sports god is set up by others

Chapter 348 Extra Story: The Demon King Lu Bian Bian 2
Lu Ziye was so angry with him that he wished he could pick up this little bastard and beat him up.

Finally seeing Xiao Yan walking up, he forcibly held back.

"Continue to read this question."

Lu Ziye pointed to a question on the test paper, "This question is called 'I ate the egg', I ask you to change this sentence into a sentence."

Lu Bian looked at his answer, "Papa, I wrote it right."

Seeing how confident he was, Lu Ziye was already grinding his teeth.

"You wrote 'I ate eggs', right?"

Lu Bianbian blinked Shui Ling's big eyes, "This is a sentence."

Lu Ziye sneered, "Why didn't you write the egg to eat you?"

"It seems to be okay." Lu Bian innocently said, "Papa, you are so smart."

Lu Ziye felt that he would have early menopause soon.

Xiao Yan brought them two cups of freshly squeezed juice.

He couldn't help laughing, "If you don't do your homework, your father will be kind and your son will be filial, but once you do your homework, you will fly like a dog."

Lu Bian picked up the juice and gulped down half a glass.

Xiao Yan followed his back, "Drink slowly, it's a little cold, don't turn around and have diarrhea."

Lu Bianbian is the most obedient only when facing her.

"I know mom."

Xiao Yan turned her head and saw that Lu Ziye was still struggling with the test paper, she persuaded, "Have a drink of juice, don't read it."

Lu Ziye's face was like a black pot.

"I'm so angry with this little bastard that I can't drink it."

He was determined, "I have to teach him how to do homework today."

Xiao Yan saw him coming up stubbornly, but couldn't stop him.

After thinking about it, I seem to remember that the mathematics on the land side is better.

So she immediately said, "Then you don't teach him Chinese, boys are all talented in mathematics, you try to teach mathematics."

Lu Ziye thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.

He looked at a question on the test paper. "Fifteen minus eight can you be wrong?"

"Come and watch." Lu Ziye wrote down fifteen and eight vertically on the white paper.

"Five minus eight, isn't that enough?"

Lu Bian nodded childishly, "Well, not enough."

Lu Ziye: "Do you want to ask the previous one to borrow ten?"

Xiao Yan found it very novel, and it was the first time seeing Lu Ziye so patiently.

The afternoon sun hit them, and the warmth was extraordinarily warm.

She smiled softly, picked up the juice and took a sip.

I heard Lu Bianbian's voice, "What if it doesn't borrow?"

"Pfft." Xiao Yan couldn't hold back a mouthful of juice and spat it out.

Two tissues were handed to her at the same time.

Two hands, one big and one small.

Xiao Yan pulled back the two tissues at the same time.

Lu Ziye glared at Lu Bianbian, "It dare not not borrow it."

Lu Bianbian: "Why doesn't it dare not borrow it? If it doesn't want to borrow it?"

"..."

Lu Ziye gritted his teeth, "Then tell your father my name and see if he dare not borrow it!"

"Ow."

Lu Bianbian said, "I can answer this question, it is equal to seven."

Lu Ziye: "This question is too easy. I will test you on a difficult question."

So he rummaged through the box and found a math test paper.

He read the title.

"There are several chickens and rabbits in a cage. They have a total of 35 heads and 94 feet. How many chickens and rabbits are there?"

Lu Bianbian is also a child in kindergarten, and this question is really beyond the scope of his knowledge.

Xiao Yan also realized that this question was too difficult, "This should be a question for the fourth grade of elementary school, and I definitely can't."

Lu Ziye: "If you don't know how to go to school, to be my son, he must have talents that are different from ordinary people."

In the end, Lu Ziye discovered that the little bastard's mouth was really different from ordinary people.

"Let me ask you, what should I do with this question?"

Lu Bian thought for a while, and opened his purple grape-like glass eyes, and sent out soul torture.

"Papa, rabbits are so cute, why are they locked in the same cage as chickens?"

Lu Ziye: "..."

Suddenly, he smiled.

Then he showed an amiable smile, but with a three-point coldness.

"People love to stay together, it's none of your business?"

Lu Bianbian: "Oh."

After a pause, he asked sincerely again, "Is it because the rabbit lost the race with the tortoise, so he was punished?"

Lu Ziye: "..."

He picked up the pillow on the bed casually, "Am I him...!!"

Xiao Yan hurriedly stopped him, "Be patient, I've already said that this question is beyond the outline."

Lu Ziye took a deep breath, and then said with a sinister smile, "This is not the same rabbit that races with the tortoise."

Lu Ziye: "Do you know?"

Lu Bian gave a half-comprehending voice, "Then who locked them together?"

Lu Ziye smiled, "It doesn't matter who is pretending."

Xiao Yan felt that Lu Ziye was not far from madness.

I only heard Lu Bianbian continue to ask, and by the way, accompanied by innocent movements, he opened his short arms.

"Then why can it hold so many bunnies and chickens?"

Lu Ziye replied, "Because the cage...is big!"

Lu Bianbian: "The cage is so big, can it hold the poop?"

"..."

Xiao Yan could already hear the sound of grinding teeth.

This is really hopeless.

She sighed with some regret, and then stroked her son's little head.

He said to Lu Ziye, "Go ahead and give him a complete childhood."

……

Xiao Yan always felt that the environment affects people.

Especially looking at Shen Jia An Shisi and Gu Lin Luochuan every day, these two loving old couples always like to kiss me like no one else.

As a result, his own little brat followed suit and began to touch the little boy.

So she discussed with Lu Ziye, and decided to keep the two pairs out of Lu's sight, to see if it would be useful.

After Lu Ziye heard this, he felt bad.

Xiao Yan insisted, "Da Vinci became the most famous painter in Italy because he painted eggs from an early age!"

The corner of Lu Ziye's lips twitched, "Is it because he drew eggs from a young age?"

Xiao Yan: "Isn't it?"

Lu Ziye: "Isn't it because he is Italian?"

Xiao Yan: "..."

She is even more convinced that this idiom is definitely not groundless.

It's not that she minds that her son likes to play with little boys, the main reason is...

He has been molesting little boys, causing her to be sent to school in various ways. It's really... very embarrassing! ! !

At first, Xiao Yan didn't believe that his big fart could really tease little boys.

Until one time, she saw with her own eyes that the little devil in the world pushed a senior boy with snow white against the wall.

"Brother, let me meet you. My name is Lu Bianbian."

Xiao Yan thought to himself, good guy, he's quite awesome.

Then he looked at Lu Bian and blinked his eyes, a hazy mist appeared in his eyes.

"My father said that because I was picked up by the side of the road, I am called Lu Bianbian."

"Brother, do you feel sorry for me too?"

(End of this chapter)