Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 1 This holy water seems to have something wrong!

The three of Yang Xiaotian looked at each other, always feeling that the pronunciation of this formula is a bit weird...

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"Dark Plum Smells Flowers."

"I lie on the branch and hate the bottom."

"It's like lying down like water in the distance."

"Easy Toda Spring Green."

it is good!
Brilliant! !

"Absolutely, absolutely, it really is an amazing poem!!"

Ding--

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the trick and gaining two routine points."

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the trick and gaining a little trick value."

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for opening the routine mall, do you want to check it?"

Looking at the system's prompt, Yang Chen decisively opened the routine mall with a thought.

This road mall is really awesome. In terms of high and low areas, there seem to be several big worlds, such as the world of human beings, the world of demons, and the world of immortals. It seems that they are the six worlds of heaven and earth.

Among them, in the human world mall, it is also divided into magic weapons, pills, and special props...

yo?

"What kind of special props...is there actually dog ​​urine?"

"Give me one!"

Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, and the holy water with urine contains sugar and does not contain sugar, but it is a little sour.

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for spending a little routine value to buy a bucket of dog urine, which is currently in your backpack."

over.

And at this moment, the three of Yang Xiaotian said decisively to Yang Chen: "Ninth... Ninth brother, we still have some other things to deal with, so I won't chat with you for now, let's go first..."

Looking at the excited expressions of the three people leaving in a hurry, Yang Chen smiled slightly, grabbed a fast horse from the side of the road, and plundered all the way towards the largest Sanqing Palace in Aolai.

...

Five minutes later, Yang Chen finally arrived at the Sanqing Palace.

The gods enshrined in the Sanqing Temple are the three supreme gods of Taoism, Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun, Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun, and Taiqing Daode Tianzun.

But what was unexpected was that in the Sanqing Hall at this moment, there were actually many people kneeling down, praying for blessings and so on.

"Wow, what can I do? Those three idiots will come soon..."

"Have it!"

Yang Chen's eyes lit up, and he suddenly thought of the three monkey hairs he got from the gift bag earlier.

After opening the system backpack, Yang Chen saw the icon of three monkey hairs at a glance, and took them off one by one.

Holding the monkey hair in his hand, Yang Chen smiled and said: "Monkey hair, can't it change everything in the world? I want you to conjure me a plantain fan."

Snapped!
Suddenly, just as Yang Chen muttered, the monkey hair he was holding turned into a huge green fan in an instant.

Ding--

[System prompt]: The first monkey hair is successfully consumed, and the validity period is 10 minutes.

Now with this plantain fan, Yang Chen finally has a way to drive out all the people in the Sanqing Palace!

With the banana fan in hand, I have——

Yang Chen jumped up, jumped to a certain place, and fell one by one, one, one, and another.

Immediately, the sky was filled with dust, choking the people who were praying for blessings in the Sanqing Hall to death...

"Oh, what's going on... cough cough cough cough..."

"Cough, cough, cough..."

"Go, go..."

Oh yeah!
Everyone is gone.

Yang Chen strode into the ruin-like Sanqing Palace, kicked down the Taoist founder Yuanshi Tianzun who was sitting in the middle, and took out another monkey hair from his backpack.

"Monkey hair, turn me into Yuanshi Tianzun."

Snapped!
As soon as these words fell, Yang Chen immediately turned into the appearance of Yuanshi Tianzun, with a supremely awesome posture, and when the effect of power outage in the whole world appeared, he looked very awesome.

Ding--

[System prompt]: The second monkey hair has been successfully consumed, and the validity period is 30 minutes.

squeak~~
And at this moment, the gate of Sanqing Hall was suddenly pushed open by a weak force.

Those who appeared, without accident, were the sixth prince Yang Xiaotian, the seventh prince Yang Datian, and the eighth prince Yang Ritian.

"Huh? What happened to Sanqing Palace?"

"Could it be robbed? Why is it like a doghouse?"

Seeing Yang Xiaotian was a little surprised, Yang Ritian expressed his dissatisfaction, "Sixth brother, what are you talking about? Let's recite the formula quickly so that Grandpa Sanqing can give us holy water."

"Yes, yes." Yang Xiaotian nodded, and said, "Ritian is more rational, and I, the sixth brother, is not as caring as you."

"Cough cough..."

"It's started..."

Suddenly, the three brothers Yang Xiaotian, Yang Datian, and Yang Ritian knelt in front of Sanqing, that is, in front of Yang Chen, and said together with a smile: "Grandpa Sanqing~"

Seeing these three good grandsons, Yang Chen really wanted to say something desperately, hey~ good grandson~
"Grandpa Sanqing, the three of my brothers have obtained the magic formula, and we are here to report it. I also hope that Grandpa Sanqing will give us holy water after listening to it."

cough cough.

"Lying spring!"

"Dark Plum Smells Flowers."

"I lie on the branch and hate the bottom."

"I heard it lying like water in the distance?"

"Yitou... Da, Chun, Lu..."

puff!

On the spot, Yang Chen couldn't help but smirked, and spewed out wildly, "Oh my god, if you're stupid, the three of you are the strongest in the entire universe!"

Ding--

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the trick and gaining two routine points."

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully setting off the routine and gaining four routine points."

"Appearance, apparition?"

Seeing Yang Chen who suddenly burst out laughing, the three of Yang Xiaotian were very excited, and quickly kowtowed and said, "Grandpa Yuanshi Tianzun, the three of us see Grandpa Yuanshi Tianzun~~"

Yang Chen coughed, with no expression on his face, he said indifferently: "Who is in the audience, and what's the matter?"

Yang Ritian smiled and said, "Grandpa, we are here to ask Grandpa to give us holy water, and also ask Grandpa to give us holy water. We will thank Grandpa Tianzun every day and night..."

"Hmm~"

Yang Chen said kindly, and said lightly: "Holy water? Okay... well, seeing that the three of you are destined for my Taoist door, I will make an exception and give you some holy water..."

"The three of you just need to quickly get the utensils."

Utensils, that is, bottles and jars that hold water.

Now, it's almost like a urinal for urine.

"Yes Yes Yes……"

"I'll go get the utensils here..."

The three of them looked at each other excitedly, and hurriedly went to get the bottle of holy water, and it took 2 minutes to go back and forth.

"Grandpa, the utensils have been brought, please give me holy water..."

Yang Chen nodded, and said lightly: "When I fetch the holy water for you, I don't want to be disturbed by anything. The three of you step back for now. I haven't asked you to enter the door. You must not take another step, or I will move my fingers lightly. , it can cause landslides and ground cracks, and the color of the sun and the moon."

"The consequences are serious."

The three of Yang Xiaotian looked at each other and nodded quickly: "Yes, Grandpa~"

After finishing speaking, the three of them exited the Sanqing Hall one after another, closed the door, stayed away ten meters away, and waited quietly.

After Yang Chen made sure that the three of them were far away from the Sanqing Hall by ten meters, he called out the system backpack, and decisively took out a bucket of dog urine that he bought in advance.

After taking out the dog urine, Yang Chen went out in person again, and urinated in the utensils of the three of them...

After coughing a few times, Yang Chen said lightly towards the outside of the room: "Ahem, the holy water has been brought, the three of you come in."

The three of Yang Xiaotian rushed into the Hall of Sanqing excitedly, and saw three bottles of "holy water" on the table at a glance.

It's just... it feels like something is wrong with the taste...

Suddenly, the Seventh Prince Yang Datian felt something was wrong, and asked, "Sixth brother, what does your holy water taste like?"

Yang Xiaotian smacked his mouth, frowned after smelling the holy water and said: "It's sour and astringent, it's not very tasty."

At this time, the Eighth Prince Yang Ritian came over and nodded, "Yes, it seems..."

"Like what?"

Yang Ritian frowned, and said with a puzzled expression, "It seems... there seems to be a smell of urine..."

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