Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 25 The Musical Suicide Song
"What... what? Poison?"

boom!
In an instant, Fan Tong's face became stinky, as stench and disgusting as feces.

Nima!

Even if you don't give people the antidote for laxatives, you won't give them a poison, right?
You are too bullying...

"but……"

"However..."

But Yang Chen suddenly smiled strangely, revealing a suspenseful smile, which made Fan Tong's expression slightly surprised.

"But what?"

"His Royal Highness, the villain begs you, please stop playing the villain. The villain knows I was wrong. If you tell me to go west in the future, I will never dare to go..."

But before Fan Tong finished speaking, Yang Chen suddenly smiled and said, "Don't worry, this poison won't kill you for the time being, don't worry."

"The name of this poison is: Gourmet Saladan. After taking this elixir, you must not eat for seven days and seven nights, otherwise you will explode and die, an untimely death."

boom--

In an instant, Fan Tong burst into tears, and he rolled on the ground pitifully, "No, no, Your Royal Highness, if you don't let the villain eat for seven days and seven nights, isn't this just starving the villain alive?" dead?"

"You...have mercy, Your Highness, the villain really knew his mistake before..."

"Little man..."

hey hey~~
Before he finished speaking, Fan Tong covered his buttocks and rushed towards the latrine. I'm afraid he will drag this guy for seven days and seven nights, and he still won't be able to eat.

Yang Chen smiled gloatingly, and shouted towards the hut: "Dirty, you must remember, you can't eat anything for seven days and seven nights, otherwise you will lose your life~"

"Take care~~"

In the hut, Fan Tong saw that Yang Chen was about to leave, and his expression changed immediately, "Your Highness, Your Highness, you..."

boom!boom!boom!
Before he could finish speaking, the indecent aura in his body began to riot continuously, popping out one after another, and instantly made Fan Tong vomit up and down.

"Ouch~~ It stinks so badly, I smell it so badly that I'm going to throw up..."

...

After Yang Chen left, he headed towards Prime Minister Li Si's mansion.

The reason why he didn't slap the eunuch king Fan Tong to death in an instant was because he was smelly all over, and Yang Chen really didn't dare to approach him.

Besides, he still has some use value, maybe he can collect another wave of routine points from him after seven days, how can Yang Chen bear to see a lot of routine points disappear?

For these bastards who once jointly killed "Yang Chen", Yang Chen will not show any mercy.

All of this is to repay the kindness of "Yang Chen" for occupying his body. After playing these people to death, everyone will not owe each other.

In the future, the sky and the earth will be big, let me travel freely~
...

About 10 minutes later, Yang Chen appeared outside the Prime Minister's Mansion.

This Prime Minister Li Si's status in Aolai Kingdom can be said to be a very powerful existence, the top of all officials.

However, this person has a habit, that is, he is too keen on some rhythms and so on. It was once heard that he killed the owner's whole family for a roll of 800-year-old xiao score. Rhythm madman.

"It seems that if I want to play Li Si to death, I have to find an awesome sheet music..."

As soon as Yang Chen moved his mind, he quickly called out the routine mall, wanting to see if there was anything suitable in the routine mall.

"Have it!"

"This must be awesome!"

【Props】

(Melodic Suicide Song) ——Price: 50 routine points

[Explanation]: This is a volume of piano score, on the surface it is a unique song, but in fact there is a secret suicide secret hidden in it. Anyone who plays the rhythm in this score will commit suicide on the spot.

"Damn it, the song of suicide?"

Yang Chen was a little excited looking at the introduction of the melody suicide song, isn't this frankly sinister?

On the surface, it is a wonderful song, but in fact, there is a secret method of suicide hidden between each rhythm. When the sound of the piano falls, people burp.

It can be said that the sound is in the person, and the sound is dead and the person is dead.

"Bought it!"

Ding--

[System prompt]: Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' who spent 50 routine points to successfully purchase a volume of "Song of Suicide in Rhythm", which has been successfully stored in your backpack.

Swah——

Yang Chen didn't hesitate at all, and decisively made "Song of Suicide in Rhythm".

After holding the piano score in his palm, Yang Chen tore off the cover on the spot without saying a word, and then hid it behind a few pages.

After all, the word suicide is written on the cover, who the hell dares to play it!
After doing all this, Yang Chen slowly walked into the Prime Minister's Mansion.

As soon as they entered the prime minister's mansion, there were guards saluting one after another, but Yang Chen didn't care.

Yang Chen's eyes fell on a young man in the garden. That young man was the prime minister's son, named Li Ersha, of course, it was just a nickname.He is a fool, a born fool, so others laugh at him as a father and son, which is really the case.

The reason why someone nicknamed him Li Er Idiot was actually secretly calling the prime minister a big idiot, that's why such a second idiot was born.

But that's right, no one thought that the extremely intelligent Prime Minister would give birth to a fool. This is simply bad luck for an explosion in a cemetery.

Yang Chen didn't hesitate, and walked towards the garden decisively.

"Second idiot, come here~" Yang Chen said with a slight smile.

Li Ersha's nose was running, and he looked around like a fool, as if he didn't know who was calling him.

"Who is calling me? Is it a dog? Can you talk, dog?"

Nima!

Yang Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this isn't a fool, what the fuck is a brain-dead, right?Those with low IQ are so bad!

Snapped!
Yang Chen slapped Li Ersha lightly on the back of his big head, and said to him: "Er Sha, your father probably hasn't come back yet?"

But Li Ersha's next answer obviously made Yang Chen a little confused. With runny nose and saliva, he said with a silly smile: "Father? Who is my father? Are you my father?"

"Dad~~"

Ouch I'm going!

Yang Chen curled his lips speechlessly, I'm fucking drunk too!
This IQ, what evil did he do in his previous life!With this brain, you're not as fucking as good as a pig, you don't even know who your father is?
"Forget it, silly, do you know who I am? My name is Farewell My Concubine. The purpose of my visit this time is to give your father a very precious sheet music. When your father comes back, you must Give it to him."

With that said, Yang Chen handed the "Song of Suicide in Rhythm" with the cover torn to Li Er fool.

Li Er foolishly took the music score, and suddenly put it in his mouth, he smiled foolishly, "Okay."

Yang Chen sighed a little speechlessly, talking to this kind of person is really f*cking hard work!
But at this moment, the sound of guards brushing in unison suddenly sounded outside the door.

"Prime Minister!"

　【Ask for a recommendation ticket】

　　


(End of this chapter)