Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 29 You Are So Fucking Simple!

Snapped!
A voice fell, and Situ Yan finally belched.

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for successfully playing the trick, and reward thirty routine points."

The changes that happened in an instant shocked the old officials in front of them, "His Royal Highness, you are..."

Didn't His Royal Highness just say that he didn't want to hurt Situ Yan?Why did you suddenly slap him to death now?

What's going on here?
Seeing that they were all puzzled, Yang Chen said: "The kid who was there just now wanted to take the opportunity to attack you. In order to prevent you from being hurt, I can only be a bad guy once, alas..."

In an instant, those old courtiers were all very shocked, "What? Just now he thought..."

"Want to attack us?"

Seeing the extreme shock of these veterans, the remaining soldiers present couldn't help but curse.

Nima!

The major general obviously didn't do anything, okay?

One of your princes intentionally forced my major general to death... Is this really okay?
"Actually..." But just when someone was about to expose all of this, Yang Chen glanced fiercely, causing that person to retreat immediately, not daring to say the words again.

That's right, there is no need to offend the crown prince because of a hot chicken major general, this is the future emperor of my proud country.

Offending him... Isn't that stupid?

Seeing that those soldiers were calm enough, Yang Chen smiled faintly, and said: "For me, Yang Chen, if I can protect you seniors well, let this prince bear all the crimes in this world. Bar!"

Snapped!
Those veteran officials all knelt in front of Yang Chen at the same time, bursting into tears.

"Your Majesty, don't say that again, the old minister really can't bear it..."

"Alas~~" Yang Chen shook his head helplessly, looking guilty, "It's a pity that Situ Yan is such a talented person..."

"Forget it, the prince wants to be quiet, you can find a place to bury the bodies of Situ and his son."

"As ordered."

When Yang Chen turned around and was about to leave, he smiled faintly at the soldiers, left a word in a low voice, and left.

"All commit suicide within half a day, otherwise the whole family will die."

boom--

The faces of those soldiers suddenly turned extremely pale, they were ashamed, it was over, their lives were lost.

It's really bad luck for you to be paralyzed!

……

After Yang Chen left General Situ's mansion, he returned to the palace.

He still has one thing to do now, which is to see how the eunuch king is doing, whether he is about to be...

Sure enough!

When Yang Chen came to Fan Tong's residence, he saw at a glance that Fan Tong was skinny and dying, and the flesh on his face had only bones left.

If you don't look carefully, you'll really fucking think it's a bone spirit!

At this moment, many young eunuchs around Fan Tong brought delicacies to Fan Tong, and kept saying: "Master, you can eat a little, if you don't eat any more, after you get off the ghost world, I'm afraid it will be too late." I can only be a starving ghost..."

"Anyway, you're going to die anyway, so it's better to be a full-fledged ghost..."

"You still..."

Fan Tong swallowed a mouthful of dry air with great effort, his throat was about to smoke, it was extremely uncomfortable.

He has been starved for seven days and seven nights, and it is estimated that the time limit for poison will be over in one hour and three quarters.

This poison doesn't mean that you can't eat for seven days and seven nights, as long as you wait another hour and three quarters, you can finally...can...

Snapped!
But Fan Tong seemed to be unable to hold on any longer, he rolled weakly from the table to the ground, very embarrassed.

"I……"

"me……"

Fan Tong shook his head, he felt that the scene in front of him seemed a bit dark, as if it was a sign before death.

"Mom...damn."

"If I, Fan Tong, were to starve to death...then..."

Suddenly, at this critical moment.

Yang Chen finally appeared!

"It's... madam, prince?"

Seeing Yang Chen appearing in the room, all the little eunuchs knelt down to Yang Chen, "See Your Highness the Crown Prince."

Yang Chen's eyes fell on Fan Tong, who was about to starve to death, and he showed a very curious expression for a while, "Oh, I'm talking about a fool, how many days have you not eaten?"

"I...I..." Fan Tong wanted to answer, but he really didn't have the energy to speak. He probably wouldn't be able to say a complete sentence in three to five minutes.

And at this moment, a little eunuch said: "If you go back to His Royal Highness, please take care of him...he hasn't eaten for nearly seven days and nights..."

"What? Haven't eaten for seven days and seven nights?"

Yang Chen's expression can be said to have instantly become extremely shocked.

Then...he angrily reprimanded the little eunuchs beside him: "A bunch of bastards!"

"Why don't you let my brother-in-law eat? Are you going to starve him to death before you can rest assured?"

"Bastard!"

Snapped!
Yang Chen's expression changed drastically in vain, he was extremely angry for a moment, and decisively slapped that little eunuch's face.

This made the little eunuch a little confused.

Nima!

Obviously you are the one who fed them some delicacy, Shadan, and said that you are not allowed to eat for seven days and seven nights, okay...

Don't bully people like this~
"Madam...His Royal Highness, what kind of gourmet Shadan..."

Gourmet salad?

Yang Chen oh oh twice, and then said to Fan Tong who was dying and about to ascend to heaven: "You...you won't really go on a hunger strike for seven days and seven nights because of that gourmet satan, right?"

Fan Tong said with great effort: "I beg... Tai, Prince... I... Yaoyao..."

"You want an antidote, right?"

After Yang Chen said this, his expression suddenly changed into a very embarrassed look, "This... this..."

"Oh, actually..."

"Actually, let me tell you the truth, there is no gourmet salad at all..."

Hearing this, Fan Tong's face became a little ugly, and he really couldn't stand it anymore.

He began to beg for mercy at this moment, "Please... please, medicine..."

Yang Chen cupped his hands suddenly, and said very apologetically: "I'm really sorry, old iron, what kind of gourmet salad... Actually, it's just a casual joke on my part."

"I didn't expect... you fucking took it seriously?"

"Gourmet salad, nothing fool..."

"I thought only a fool would believe..."

"What a coincidence? How the hell do you believe it?"

boom--

In an instant, Fan Tong's entire expression suddenly became silly.

This... is that so?
Just pretending to be smart and starving myself for seven days and seven nights?

"Ah~~"

Yang Chen let out a long sigh, and said, "Fan Tong, you are really..."

"Hey...I was just joking with you...Why do you take it seriously?"

puff--

Within a short time, Fan Tong spat out a mouthful of blood, and fell to the ground hard, without any further movement.

Very miserable!
Even though his name was Fan Tong, he was starved to death in the end.

Before dying, Fan Tong stammered his last words.

"I...I...I..."

"Mrs……"

"Single...simple..."

"Yeah!" Yang Chen nodded quickly.

"you really……"

"It's so simple!"

(End of this chapter)