Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 72 Facial Cleanser

Yang Chen really deserves to be the leader of the shameless world, the first brother of the shameless world!
If you talk about shameless and shameless, I'm afraid Yang Chen can really be called the Dongfang Bubai who is serious.

At the same time, the queen at this time had a look of joy and excitement, the big stone in her heart finally fell.

She had always been worried that Yang Chen didn't punish her because he wanted to punish her to death one day, but she didn't expect that it was him who treated the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!

Yang Chen is such a gentleman, he actually repays grievances with virtue, what the hell!

This kind of heart... this spirit... this... oh my god...

But just when the queen felt ashamed, Yang Chen said with a smile: "If that's the case, I still have some things to do, so I'll leave for now..."

Although Yang Chen said so, he inadvertently swung his elbow fiercely, and smashed the Queen's eyes to pieces on the spot!

Immediately afterwards, there was the empress' extremely shrill scream.

"Hey...my eyes...my eyes..."

The severe pain from the eyes made the Queen's face grim with pain, her hands and feet flustered and she lost her composure.

Seeing this, Yang Chen hurriedly showed a "sorry" look, and he hurriedly said, "Oh, queen..."

"You...why did you bump into my arm, you...are you too careless?"

boom!
In an instant, the queen's face was extremely dark.

you you you you……

You did it on purpose!

It would be fine if Yang Chen didn't say this, but when Yang Chen said this, the Queen's face would instantly turn dark.

She completely understood, this kid Yang Chen did it on purpose, absolutely on purpose!
He did it on purpose!He did it on purpose!

"you you you……"

At this moment, one of the queen's eyes was almost black, as if someone had punched a black eye socket!
But she didn't dare to fart more!

"Uh... yes yes yes..."

"I was too careless... I was too careless..."

Snapped!
Suddenly, an incomparably loud slap sounded, and Yang Chen slapped the queen on the spot without saying a word.

He said angrily: "Bastard, it's obviously my fault, how can you take the blame from me? You are obviously going to trap me in a place of injustice!"

"Are you doing it on purpose? You are too bad, aren't you?"

boom!boom!boom!
The queen's expression is simply stupid, Yang Chen, wow, you bitch! !

Ding--

"Congratulations to the host 'Yang Chen' for succeeding in the set, and reward fifty points of set points."

The queen never thought that Yang Chen would be so shameless, no matter what, it was all her own fault, this is too rascal!

But Yang Chen showed a look of uneasy conscience at this time, he glanced at the queen's black eye sockets, and then said: "Oh, I'm really sorry..."

"But it's okay, your dark eye sockets are not a big problem, just wash your face with facial cleanser once."

Oh?
cleasing milk?
Upon hearing this unfamiliar vocabulary, it made the queen and the princesses a little confused.

"What is facial cleanser?" The queen asked very puzzled.

Yang Chen said lightly: "This facial cleanser is a very awesome product, no matter if you are a child, a young girl, or an old lady in seventies or eighties, as long as you wash it once, you will be fresh and clean. Tight, 8000 million soft light selfies, illuminating your beauty~”

Hearing Yang Chen's words, although the queen was a little confused, but what is fresh, refreshing, and brightens your beauty...

From the meaning of this tone, it seems that this facial cleanser is really powerful!

"Then...then..."

"Then..."

Just when the queen was about to speak, Yang Chen suddenly said: "Calm down, I'll come when I go."

After the words fell, Yang Chen temporarily withdrew from the hall.

After leaving the main hall, he sneaked out of the palace, and then stabbed down a big honeycomb in a wretched sapling, and then flew away with his sword, and ran away!

After returning to the outside of the palace, Yang Chen was the one who took the essence from the honey, and put it into a small bottle.

Then, Yang Chen stepped into the hall and appeared in front of everyone.

Seeing Yang Chen come back, the queen was very excited, she said excitedly: "His Royal Highness, where is the facial cleanser?"

Yang Chen smiled and handed the honey that he made in advance to the queen, and said by the way, "This is the legendary facial cleanser."

The queen took the 'facial cleanser' and she smelled a very sweet fragrance as soon as she opened it. This is honey!

At that moment, the queen couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, she had an urge to eat this 'facial cleanser', it was honey at all.

Wow, it smells so good!

"His Royal Highness... Isn't this honey? How could it be facial cleanser?"

"Could it be that honey also has the effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin?"

Seeing the Queen was very surprised, Yang Chen said lightly: "There is no need to be surprised, just apply facial cleanser all over your face."

Seeing Yang Chen's serious expression, the queen must be serious this time.

nice!

What Yang Chen said this time must be the truth, because he didn't see his sinister smile!

Presumably this facial cleanser can really remove dark eye sockets this time, and 8000 million soft light selfies will brighten your beauty!
After thinking of this, the queen applied the honey in the 'facial cleanser' all over her face.

This guy stunned all the princesses and ministers for a while. Is this still Her Majesty the Queen?
I saw that the queen's face was covered with yellowish honey, if it wasn't for the fragrance of honey, I'm afraid people who didn't know it would misunderstand that it was papa...

"His Royal Highness, what should I do next? Wash off the facial cleanser with water?"

Yang Chen smiled slightly, and said: "Go for a walk outside the palace, get the aura of heaven and earth, and attract the butterflies of the sun and the moon."

"In less than half a moment, it will not only remove your dark eye sockets, but also make you fresh and clean without tightness. 8000 million soft light selfies will brighten your beauty..."

Hearing Yang Chen's words, the empress was so fucking excited, she immediately ran out of the palace happily to get the aura of heaven and earth, and attract the butterflies of the sun and the moon!
But what the queen never expected was that instead of attracting the butterflies, they actually attracted swarms of...bees!
Honey honey honey... honey bee!

Wow wow wow... wow mother!

Seeing that the sky was surrounded by a large swarm of bees, the queen's face became extremely stinky!
She hurriedly turned her head to Yang Chen and asked nervously: "Madam... Your Highness, why do I feel that this facial cleanser is really honey, otherwise how could it attract so much honey..."

suddenly!

The queen's expression was dumbfounded.

I saw that Yang Chen didn't speak, didn't make a sound, and kept smiling silently.

That smile... that smile...

The old **** is insidious!

　Ps:
　　[To be honest, this king has been looking for a teacher. If there is someone who is proficient in routines, please leave a complete routine in the book review area. This king is willing to worship you as a teacher. 】

　　
　
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