Journey to the West: The Strongest Routine System

Chapter 8 36 Tips for Picking Up Girls
After thinking of the awesome routine in his heart, Yang Chen lurked in the past secretly...

In front of the tofu flower booth, the little beauty had a frightened expression on her face, she didn't dare to say anything, and even her hands trembled a little.

She put a bowl of steaming tofu flower in front of that wretched man's table, and stammered: "Mr...Your Excellency, you..."

But that wretched man smiled wretchedly, he didn't mean to take the tofu flower, but reached out to touch those white and flawless jade hands...

Snapped!
The little beauty was so frightened that she hurriedly took a step back, and said with a terrified expression: "My lord...please respect yourself!"

self-respect?

Suddenly, the man smiled wretchedly and made a very obscene~evil voice, "Hey, teach me what is self..."

However, at this moment, Yang Chen suddenly took a step forward, hugged the man in his arms, and said, "Hey, isn't this brother Liu Ze? I haven't seen you for a long time, but I didn't expect you to grow more and more handsome." .”

"Brother Liu is so handsome, it makes my eyes hot."

Yang Chen?

Liu Ze laughed, and said: "So it's Brother Chen, these few days have really made me look for you."

Liu Ze, he is Yang Chen's old friend of the original owner of this body, he is the only son of General Liu, and he is also a born playboy, lustful, and often dies with "Yang Chen" in the brothel drinking and having fun.

However, his cultivation is not low, it seems to be around the seventh floor of the Qi refining period.

"Haha~"

"Brother Chen, you came just in time. Look at this chick who sells tofu flowers, she is born to be a tofu flower herself, tsk tsk..."

"Your brother, I have seen many women in my life, but I have never seen such a tender girl. You want to..."

At this time, Yang Chen patted him on the shoulder, gave him a weird smile, and said, "Brother Liu, this twisted melon is not sweet. If you want me to tell you, brother, you have to use your brain to see How to get her is the kingly way."

"Otherwise, when you start to do things, crying and shouting, wouldn't it appear that you are a beast inferior to pigs and dogs? Animals? Animals?"

Beast...beast?Livestock?Animals?
What a metaphor!
How can I be a beast when I am suave and handsome?

Liu Ze smiled awkwardly, and said, "Then... Brother Chen, what good countermeasures do you have?"

Yang Chen smiled lightly, and said: "To tell you the truth, brother Liu, brother, I got a peerless true biography of a master of picking up girls in the past two days, and I was lucky enough to learn a peerless martial art called "36 Strategies for Picking Up Girls"."

"Brother, I am very proficient in picking up girls now."

"Brother, you believe me, I must have a way to make that chick follow you wholeheartedly, otherwise, if you use force, wouldn't you lose some kind of pleasure of being conquered?"

Liu Ze frowned and thought about it carefully.

This... this seems to make sense...

Although it is easy to take him away by force, crying and shouting, it is indeed missing a kind of pleasure of being conquered...

Well, it makes sense, it makes sense!
Yang Chen patted Liu Ze's shoulder, and turned to leave with him. On the way, he patted Liu Ze's shoulder and said, "Brother Liu, listen to me, according to your current situation, No.30 is more suitable Six tricks."

"Oh?" Liu Ze was slightly taken aback, and asked, "What's the plan?"

Yang Chen smiled faintly, with a mysterious and unpredictable expression.

"This plan is called Heroes Saving the Beauty. Let's find a few bandits to tease her in advance, and then you suddenly show up, beat them all up, and successfully capture the beauty's heart. She must be so moved when the time comes... "

Heroes save beauty?

Liu Ze pursed his lips, obviously a bit disgusted, "Brother Chen, this routine has already been used to death? Do you want to replace it with a new one..."

"No, no." Yang Chen patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's not a new recruit, as long as it works."

"Don't worry, as your good brother, I will definitely find a few professional bandits, then let them kneel down and beg for mercy for you, cry for your father and mother, and then let Brother Liu pretend to be a coward ,how?"

Wow grass!

When Liu Ze heard it, it seemed like this was playing a new trick in an old routine, not bad, maybe he really tricked that chick into his hands...

"Oh my god, brother Chen, you are really my good brother..."

As he said that, he hugged Yang Chen emotionally.

But at this moment, Yang Chen smiled strangely, and said in his heart: This idiot, if even the brain-dead routine of being a hero to save the beauty is incorporated into "36 Strategies for Picking Up Girls", it will be really useless.

"Okay Brother Liu, brother, I'm going to find a group of professional, very professional bandits right now, just wait for my good news!" Yang Chen smiled strangely.

Liu Ze patted him on the shoulder, and laughed loudly: "Haha~ Brother Chen, if you can help me with this matter, if you have anything to say in the future, I will help you hold it up when the sky falls!"

"Thank you."

Yang Chen smiled strangely, and finally disappeared from Liu Ze's sight.

……

After leaving, Yang Chen looked around and around, to see where to find a group of professional bandits.

That's right!

Yang Chen is indeed planning to find a group of professional bandits, professional, very professional real bandits! !

At that time, that silly X will be hacked to death without knowing it, quack!

But after wandering around in Aolai country for a long time, he still couldn't find the target, but that's okay, someone's bandits are blind in broad daylight...

suddenly!

Just when Yang Chen was a little disappointed, he suddenly saw a hydrangea throwing in a very imposing mansion a hundred meters away. It seemed that he was going to find Mr. Ruyi.

I have to say, this scene is so fucking grand, I am so envious of the baby.

For a moment, sparks shot from Yang Chen's eyeballs, as if he saw the light of hope!

"Damn it, it's kind of immoral to do this...but, but!"

"Whoever I love, I don't care about their trivial matters!"

After making a plan in his heart, Yang Chen quickly ran to the front of the mansion, squeezed into the front row from the crowd, and saw an old man and a very beautiful girl on the tall building at a glance.

"Cough cough."

At this time, the old man took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "Today is the old man's birthday. On this festive day, I also want to find a good husband for my daughter."

"Every young man who wants to marry my daughter, please say a few words of congratulations for my birthday right now. For this purpose, I want to see how your literature level is. For this purpose, I also hope that my little girl can marry well." A talented man with both civil and military skills."

Hearing this, the atmosphere at the scene became extremely hot.

"I'll come first, I'll come first."

"Me first, me first!"

For a moment, the scene was almost out of control.

At this moment, Yang Chen suddenly yelled and cursed, "Everyone is fucking behind, a bunch of stinky dicks!"

"Let me come first."

Yang Chen frowned, smacked his mouth, then drew out the sword at his waist, and carved eight huge characters on the open space.

At first glance, everyone was stunned.

die!die!die!die!
die!die!die!die!
Unexpectedly, his grandma wrote eight dead words!

Is this guy out of his mind?
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(End of this chapter)