Yu Sin 1: My Criminal Investigation Notes

Chapter 3 Mysterious Selection (3)

"Where is it? This is a great thing." The mouse was a little dazed, and he turned his head to ask Doubao.This Dou Xiaobo also felt that there was something wrong, but he couldn't tell for a while, scratched his head and said, "That's right, you made up a story to lie to us again?"

"This is a true story, recorded in history books. A pair of idiots." Yu Zui said.

"Then what's the problem?" The two brothers stared at Yu Zui, they really didn't know what the problem was.

"Where did you say? There are no good products at reduced prices, so is there any good products at the reversed price? Those who butcher pigs and sell meat have reasoned it out. I sell fresh meat at a high price, and no one asks for it. No one asks if the price of overnight meat is reduced. The person who posted upside down is definitely not a good person. The fact is true. After seeing the king’s daughter, the butcher found that the woman was extremely ugly.” Yu Zui educated the two classmates who were taller and older than him in front of him, impatiently Pinching the faces of the two of them, he commented, "Look, are you two piles of meat, are you going to keep them in the provincial capital? If you keep them, why would you pay for your house? Do you still think about it with your head? It's impossible to think about it with your butt." .”

Yu Zui educated the two brothers in a cadence, and the two brothers rolled their eyes, as if they were about to be persuaded.The mouse opened its mouth again, but was stopped by Yu Zui. He said bluntly: "It may not be a good thing if you really win the lottery. Maybe you will go to the stinky ditch every day to fish for stumps, broken arms, and other human organs. I will let you go to see it at night." In the morgue, there are no beauties, only female ghosts."

Hey, the mouse grinned, frightened, and said nervously: "Don't be like this, I have never had a bad taste."

Yu Zui pointed at the bean bag and threatened again: "You think so too? Do you know what the casualty rate of the criminal police is? It's close to [-]%. With your virtue, you can't run or hit. What are you going to do?" ? Increases the disability index of the organization, doesn't it?"

Goosebumps all over his body when he talked about Dou Bao, his head shook like a rattle, and he said straightly: "Stop talking like a crow, it makes me feel guilty, so I'm not going to go."

"Then it's all right, go back to the county or town, be a small policeman, find a beautiful woman to hold hands, drink a little wine, how can you not think about the moist days? Stay in the provincial capital? It's just our class , How many elite children, good things can still be our turn? Let's go, eat, save a while and wait in line."

After Yu Zui finished speaking, he turned his head, and the two brothers behind him also shyly followed.It's true when you think about it, there will be no pies in the sky, unless someone is doing tricks.

The three brothers took advantage of it early, and only after eating did they see other students entering the restaurant one after another.The day before yesterday, Yuzui had won a lot against the animal Zhang Meng in a card game, and felt a little sorry, so he grabbed the meal card from the mouse and gave it to Zhang Meng.That buddy seemed to be too tight to lose, and he was knocking on the rice bowl and strolling back and forth, planning to take a meal from someone, and took it from Yu Zui without any courtesy, without thanking him.The mouse was a little unhappy, and complained for a long time.

The meal was very lively, everyone was discussing the selection, and the three brothers were alone, eating and fighting landlords, so happy.When the fight was over, Doubao and Mouse were trembling with laughter, but Yu Zui turned green from losing, and took three rice bowls to wash, that was the punishment for losing.

During the lunch break, Section Chief Shi handed over two statistical forms to Director Xu Pingqiu. One was the list of those who participated in the registration and selection. There were 108 students in the whole grade, and 97 of them signed up; the other was for those who did not apply. 11 people.Director Jiang handed over the CD-ROM of the usual training to Director Xu. He originally pointed out that the Director from the provincial department should solve a few more employment indicators, but he was still concerned about the selection of police officers. He asked left and right. Ask clichés.Director Xu was an old man, so he vaguely didn't say a single word.

The meal was a little higher than the standard working meal, with a bottle of good wine added. Principal Wang Lan personally poured the wine for Xu Chu and Section Chief Shi. Hearing the meaning of the conversation during the meal, it seemed that he was once Xu Pingqiu's teacher.Although this old man is in the system, he doesn't have much contact with the police. At most, he is familiar with the content of the drills. After a few drinks, he also asked Xu Pingqiu in surprise: "Pingqiu, who are you recruiting this time?" ah?"

"Front-line criminal police." Xu Pingqiu casually said while holding the dish.

"Nonsense! Others don't understand, but I don't understand you? The more simple your face looks, the more difficult it will be. Does the deputy director need to call me personally to recruit front-line criminal police?" President Wang said displeasedly , seems to feel that there are some things that should not be kept from him.

As soon as he got angry, Xu Pingqiu's usual hippie smile came, and he put some vegetables for Principal Wang, and comforted him: "Hey, Teacher Wang, why are you still the same as when you were the dean of students? I think I stole a few pieces of corn cobs back then, you are stunned." It made me write several inspections. Some things can't be broken into the casserole and asked to the end."

"Don't make a playful face with me, I'll just ask you, is it a special mission?" Principal Wang said with a sullen face, not polite.Director Jiang's face sank upon hearing this sentence, he was frightened.Looking at Xu Pingqiu and Section Chief Shi, their faces turned serious, probably guessing.

"Special" has a well-known meaning in this group.Putting on a police uniform and armed with live ammunition is called doing things according to the rules, not special.When the word "special" is mentioned, it means contact with vicious crimes such as drug trafficking, murder, and cross-border criminals, and even a profession with the highest death rate in legend: undercover.

Criminals are omnipotent, and the police's detection and attack methods are also changing with each passing day. Some police principals who never see the light still know about it.He put down his chopsticks, and suddenly heaved a long sigh from the sadness that came from nowhere.Xu Pingqiu and Section Chief Shi looked at each other, knowing that it was not easy to hide from this police officer, but the task was in hand, and he couldn't explain it clearly, so the dinner table suddenly fell into the embarrassment of being speechless.

"Since it's a task, I won't ask."

After a long time, Principal Wang Lan sighed and said, "Don't laugh at me. People get old, so do their worldviews, and they can't keep up with the situation. No one studies the history here. It has been established for 30 years, and a total of 29 sessions have been sent away. There were 420 students, 210 of whom were injured. There are no specific statistics on those who were injured. A total of [-] and [-] died while in office, including Shao Bingshan, who stole the corn from the hometown with you in your class. The suspects died together... Now it is said that the principal and the academic affairs of the police academy are fat people. Every year, there are always people who want to send their children to the police academy. Sometimes I am very confused, and sometimes I even feel like I am doing nothing. It's better than giving them 'glory' vigorously..."

To put it simply, Xu Pingqiu asked softly, "Teacher, just like you said when we graduated, someone should be responsible in this society. If the first person who stands up to the crime It’s not the police, that’s the disgrace of the police. My classmates and your students who died in the mission, you should be proud, not sad... Come, let’s toast them.”

When he got up, Xu Pingqiu spilled half of the wine, and drank the rest in one gulp. Principal Wang Lan also drank a big glass.When I sat down again, I didn't mention the selection again.

The first meal was finished in such a dull atmosphere.When the banquet was over, even Director Jiang, who wanted to go through the back door, shut up knowingly.This kind of police does not need to go through the back door. I am afraid that after knowing the truth, ordinary people may not dare to go.But exactly what happened is still unclear.

Director Xu, who was resting at the police academy guest house at noon, returned to his room and began to carefully review the forms that had been filled in, and gave a task to Section Chief Shi who came with him: focus on those students who did not sign up.The specific work is to talk alone, find out the reason, and investigate the family background.

When looking at the form, Xu Pingqiu read and muttered about the deteriorating world, the quality of police academy students is uneven, there are a lot of application forms, but there are a lot of empty words and nonsense.He smiled and read, about why you want to be a policeman, some people write that they want to catch bad people and maintain world peace, which is idealized; Some people write that if they want to find a stable career development, the police is of course the best choice, which is realistic.

This proposition without a standard answer did not allow Xu Pingqiu to find a convincing answer. He has been a policeman for a long time, and he knows that it is not possible to be a good policeman with passion, ideals, and knowledge, but what answer is actually needed? He doesn't know either.Looking at it, he suddenly burst out laughing, and laughed so hard that he lay on his back on the bed.

When Section Chief Shi came up to look in surprise, Xu Pingqiu handed him the form.Chief Shi was also happy when he saw it, and wrote a few lines on it, saying that his ideal is to be a successful businessman, preferably as rich as Bill Gates. As for being a policeman, there is no way, the reason is yes:

My mother, forced!

Unavoidable disputes
"You really wrote it like that, bragging?" Doubao couldn't believe it, and stared straight at Zhang Meng.

Zhang Meng, nicknamed "Animal", is a typical Yanbei man. His neck, shoulders, and waist look very strong. It is because he often strips off to show off his tendons, so he got the nickname "Animal".But this one is an honest animal, and he said resolutely: "Yes, that's what I wrote. If my mother didn't force me to go to the police academy, I wouldn't come here. If my brother didn't come here, he would almost have passed." Coal Boss."

"It's over, the elite has nothing to do with you, and there is no elite that my mother forced out." The mouse joined in the fun, mocking the animals.Zhang Meng's mouth was clumsy, it seemed that something was wrong when he heard this, and he hadn't thought of a rebuttal, but unexpectedly, the more tricky Yu Zui spoke later, he said with a smile: "Beast, you are going to make a fool of yourself."

"What a fool? Let me be honest, what a fool?" Zhang Meng was not convinced.

"The recruiter looked at it and asked you why you became a policeman, and then he said the reason was: your mother forced you." Yu Zui said with a straight face, and burst into laughter.The mouse laughed the most, the flesh on the cheeks trembled from the laughter, and accidentally bumped into the bean bag, and the laughter of the audience grew louder.Zhang Meng blushed, jumped up and grabbed Yu Zui's side and yelled viciously: "Yu Zui, I'll fucking strangle you to death."

Yu Zui laughed loudly, leaned back, and with a cross-body punching movement, caught Zhang Meng's outstretched hand, then left his seat and turned sideways, slipped away like a loach, and ran out along the corridor of the classroom.Zhang Meng chased after him furiously.The classroom is full of people doing their own things, and no one cares about this kind of common fight, but some people add fuel to the fire, clapping their hands and stomping their feet and shouting:

"Hey, beast, hit him."

Turning around the podium, Zhang Meng failed to grab the slippery Yu Zui several times with his hand, either he dodged it, or he lightly blocked him to relieve his strength.The two were originally opponents in fighting training. The tall and powerful Zhang Meng lost more than he won, and he never convinced Yu Zui.Chasing him in a hurry, Yu Zui broke his wrist again, twisted his face, smirked, opened the door with a "bang" and ran out of the classroom, unexpectedly, in a hurry, he ran into him when he went out. people.

"Ouch! What are you doing?" A girl screamed, like a frightened deer, with her arms curled up to protect her chest.

"Ouch!" Yu Zui also deliberately ouched, preparing for the villain to go mad first, but when he saw that it was An Jialu who was bumped into, Yu Zui's heart fluttered seeing her flustered appearance of being suddenly attacked and nervous about her chest protector.He also curled his arms like a deer and shouted: "Does it hurt?"

Wow, so shameless, Zhang Meng, who was called a beast, blushed, and the students sitting in the front row of the classroom burst into laughter.An Jialu was furious, she snapped her fingers and reprimanded, "Yu Zui, did you mean it? Believe it or not, I'll find someone to kill you."

"Trust." Yu Zui nodded awe-inspiringly, and was taken aback for a moment by the beautiful woman with powerful almond eyes and frosted face.I only heard Yu Zui say decisively: "Why are you looking for someone? You can do it yourself, then you will become the flower of the police academy and die."

"Hmph, just wait." An Jialu knew that the more you scolded this shameless boy, the more he would get more energetic, so she snorted and shook her head into the classroom.The two girls who came together were An Meimei's best friends, one of them named Yi Min rolled Yu Zui's eyes and reprimanded: "Yu Zui, you are so thick-skinned, you can be used as a target paper, bullets can't penetrate it."

"What's so thick, there's no shame at all!" Another person named Ye Qiaoling scolded.

"Hey, wait." Yu Zui stretched out his hand and stopped the two girls.Although they are not in the same class, girls in the police academy have natural advantages.When he stopped, the two girls stared unconvinced and said, "What's the matter, do you want to practice?"

"No, no, I mean how do you know that shame can be used as a target." Yu Zui asked suddenly, and the two girls were taken aback.Yu Zui smiled and said, "No wonder the faces of both of you look like they've been hit by bullets, it's horrible."

After all, without waiting for the girl to react, Yu Zui ran away.When the two girls in the back jumped up and cursed, their demeanor was completely lost, and when they were so angry that they had nowhere to vent their faces, Zhang Meng, an honest boy, suffered a catastrophe, and was reprimanded by the two girls, "In your criminal investigation team, there is no A good thing."

You don't know how the arguments between classmates happen, but every time this kind of thing happens, it's enough to laugh for a long time.Zhang Meng's face was not as thick as Yu Zui's, and he was embarrassed to go downstairs to chase Yu Zui.Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived at the entrance of the building, Yu Zui ran up, dragged Zhang Meng while walking, and said, "Hurry up, the instructor is here. It's really depressing. It's time for the holiday to drag on, so what kind of elites are recruiting."

"What's wrong with recruiting elites? Good thing." Zhang Meng disagreed.

"What a fart! Can our place produce elites? A joke." Yu Zui said.

"You can't be shameless and think that everyone in the world is mean and shameless, right? You even bully other girls." Zhang Meng stopped fighting, as if he wanted to reason with Yu Zui.Unexpectedly, when Yu Zui turned around, his expression was serious, and he lowered his voice, "Beast, I can tell you what I have to say, unlike some people who are still calling An Jialu's name in their dreams. Why, I accidentally bumped into her , do you feel distressed?"

"Who...who feels distressed." Zhang Meng concealed it, a little trying to hide it.Yu Zui rubbed his chest with his arms while laughing, and whispered: "Oh, I don't feel bad... Do you want to know how it feels when I hit her? Ouch..."

Knowing that the animal is also one of An Jialu's admirers, Yu Zui put on some airs on purpose, which made Zhang Meng frown and stare. If the teacher and the two recruiters hadn't come over soon, he would probably have to chase Yu Zui and fight again.The two rushed into the classroom, and sat in the corner of the last row as usual.Zhang Meng, this innocent little animal, glanced at An Jialu from time to time, and it seemed that he really felt distressed.But when he saw him and Xie Bing whispering together, he sighed depressingly again.This virtue was seen by Yu Zui, Mouse and Dou Bao, and they naturally snickered again.

"Students, I greeted your dean in the afternoon. Those who sign up will watch a few major case detection videos. After watching, everyone will make a report in the evening. There is no requirement, you can do whatever you want, and you can talk about detection techniques. The gains and losses can be analyzed from the perspective of criminal psychology, or we can start from prevention and control. Stand up and follow Chief Shi to the electronic classroom. Whoever is the monitor will lead the team! Those who did not sign up, stay in the classroom.”

After Xu Pingqiu got straight to the point, there was the sound of chaotic footsteps, and in the blink of an eye, the whole classroom was full of people, and some people looked back triumphantly when they left.The mouse was dumbfounded, and at this moment, it felt a bit uncomfortable to stand out from the crowd, and complained to Yu Zui: "Look, I said follow the trend, if you insist on being different, he will probably say that our awareness is too low and we have no enterprising spirit. .”

"Your awareness is low on your mouth, can you suffocate you if you don't open your mouth?" Yu Zui said displeased.The mouse and bean buns are good, but the mouth is broken.The bean bag over there wanted to talk, but Yu Zui was quick, tore off a piece of paper, crumpled it, and blocked it with his hand.

"Come on, students, sit in front."

(End of this chapter)