Need for Evildo Expert

Chapter 1453 Come in and play
"Come in... come in and play!"

The one at the door is a monster with a strange shape, like a person whose body has been twisted to pieces, lying there on all fours, but her head is turned upside down. According to this posture, she should be lying down with her face facing the ground. Yes, but now this person's face is facing the sky, and he is looking at Bai Xiaochuan instead!
This guy didn't react, and looked confused. The key is that this operation is a bit tricky. She asked people to come out to play, and they let her in to play.

To be honest, after doing such a long time of harassing people in the middle of the night, I have never encountered this kind of player!

For a while, that thing didn't know what to do!

"I am so ugly, I still want to play with Lao Tzu?"

When Bai Xiaochuan saw his good looks, he immediately became unhappy. It's hard for me to invite you in to play in a serious manner. Don't you have any clues about what the hell you look like?
You can just find the old man next door, after all, he is also a guy who can scare people to death in the middle of the night.

What's the matter with you looking for me?Could it be that Lao Tzu's appearance of a jade tree facing the wind is like your accomplices?

The monster was immediately confused after hearing Bai Xiachuan's words, "What does appearance... have to do with playing?"

"Of course it has something to do with it!" Bai Xiaochuan said with a serious face: "My mother said, don't let me play with ugly monsters!"

What the hell!

Are you despising my old lady and making fun of her?

"You're saying it again!"

The monster immediately became unwilling!I have been harassing the old man for 20 years and nothing happened, but today I met someone who doesn't play cards according to common sense!

"I said what's wrong with you!" Why are you still not convinced?
"Don't let people tell you that you are ugly?" Bai Xiaochuan squinted his eyes and said, "Have you looked in the mirror yourself? Just go out with your image, and no one will say you look good when you get there!"

"Actually, I have a suggestion for you!"

"What?"

"You commit suicide!" Bai Xiaochuan said with a sad face: "Not only do you not contribute to society like this, but you also scare people. I don't discriminate against you, I despise you. You know, it's not your fault that you are ugly. No, do you think it makes sense? You have to think carefully..."

The monsters that Bai Xiaochuan said were all confused, and they sounded reasonable, but he always felt that he wanted to gnaw the other party to death!

Fuck!I heard him talking nonsense here in the middle of the night, and there is no one else!

"look into my eyes……"

The blood in the monster's eyes began to rotate slowly, and there was a strange light in the eyes, which made people feel drowsy.

Her eyes were fixed on Bai Xiaochuan.

Listening to her voice, Bai Xiaochuan seemed to have a magical power in the voice, and looked into her eyes!
As soon as the eyes of the two made contact, Bai Xiaochuan's face immediately became dull.

A smile appeared on the corner of the monster's mouth, playing with the old lady, you should be more tender!

The old lady's "magic eye" is not immune to the trick. As long as the eyes make contact, she will immediately fall into a dream, and she can defeat the opponent in the dream.

"Tell me... I am the most beautiful!"

Bai Xiaochuan had a dull expression on his face, "I am the most beautiful!"

What the hell!

The monster looked disgusted, "Do you still have IQ?"

"Do you still have IQ?" Bai Xiaochuan followed.

Nima!This guy seems a little blunt, he can learn everything he says!

"Tell me……"

"Tell me……"

The monster's face twitched, "This sentence doesn't count!"

"This sentence doesn't count!"

Your uncle!The monster almost ran away on the spot, I told you to follow me, you are too obedient, learn every word!
Forget it, there's nothing to argue with a fool!
"You are the most beautiful!"

"Hey Hey……"

Bai Xiaochuan let out a smirk!
"???" The monster was immediately confused, this is a routine after all, why didn't he learn this sentence, he smirked like a fool!

Is this product under control or not?
She crawled over on all fours and took a closer look.

This guy's eyes were dull, with a smirk on his face, he clearly looked like he was under control.

is that OK!

I'm afraid this guy is really a fool. If someone sees him, he is not afraid. The first thing is that as long as he hears himself at the door and asks people to come out to play, most people are scared to death. How can anyone run out and let him come in to play!

This is definitely mentally handicapped!
She walked around Bai Xiaochuan, but found nothing unusual.

Only then came to the front, looked at Bai Xiaochuan and said, "Say, you are the most beautiful!
Bai Xiaochuan: "En!"

"Ok?"

Shit, what do you mean by "um"?I've been talking about feelings for a long time, is he praising you?
Is your brain like this?Monster Qi's nose is almost crooked, can you still play well!

"Listen to me!"

Bai Xiaochuan: "Listen to me..."

What the hell!

"This sentence doesn't count!"

"This sentence doesn't count!"

Fuck you, the monster feels like he's about to vomit blood!
"Pick the left cheek!"

When Bai Xiaochuan raised his hand and swung it round, he slapped the monster's right face with a "slap" sound!
monster:"???"

Bai Xiaochuan focused his eyes and said: "It's a wrong pump!"

Before the monster could react, it was slapped again, and with a "slap", the monster's face was almost blown away!
The head was violently turned to the right, as if being jerked violently!
At the same time, there was a sudden "gudong" sound from the next door, as if the old man had fallen off the bed!
The monster knows it's wrong even if it's stupid, this guy probably hasn't been hypnotized, what's wrong with his eyes, or is this guy anti-hypnotic?
"Pick the left cheek!"

After Bai Xiaochuan slapped him over there, he muttered to himself and slapped him again.

What the hell!

The monster quickly lowered its head, who can bear this shit, this guy's arms look like windmills!If you want to be killed, you will be seriously injured!
As a result, Bai Xiaochuan kicked up from below, and in the extremely limited space, raised his right foot and turned it into a small semicircle from right to left.

Directly came to slap your face with your feet!

This time, it was kicked by the monster and flew out, hitting the partition wall directly.

The wooden partition wall has long been in disrepair, with cracks everywhere, and many places have decayed.

The monster slammed into the partition wall and smashed the partition wall in an instant.

I saw the old man next door, lying on the ground, not getting up yet!

Seeing the monster on the ground now, looking at Bai Xiaochuan, the old man silently picked up the quilt that fell on the ground and covered himself, covering his head.

I see nothing, I know nothing!
What kind of monster did I take in!
Bai Xiaochuan kicked the monster over there until he was dizzy.

Before she even got up, Bai Xiaochuan jumped forward and stepped on her face.

Bai Xiaochuan could feel the strong yin and resentment surrounding her body!This thing is similar to a ghost, but it doesn't seem to be a ghost!

"Now it's my turn!" Bai Xiaochuan said with a smile, "Tell me first, what are you?"

(End of this chapter)