Need for Evildo Expert

Chapter 202

Bai Xiaochuan sighed and said, "Brother, come and take one, for your hard life..."

"Drink!" The phone ghost drank half of the bottle in another gulp.

Lao Chen also felt that being a ghost was miserable, so he did it with the two of them silently.

"It's not easy being a ghost..."

The phone ghost is very worried!
Bai Xiaochuan seriously agreed, nodded and said: "Yeah, think about it, we drank too much. If we catch a cold and get sick and get cancer, there will be reimbursement from the federal social welfare, but where will the ghost be reimbursed if he gets sick?"

Old Chen looked at Bai Xiaochuan in a bewildered expression, and the wine that had just drank from his mouth was pouring out.

Brother, is your brain hole a little big?
If you catch a cold and get sick, you will go directly to cancer...

In the end, it turned to social welfare. Is this a brain teaser?

Please forgive me for being old, not flexible in thinking, and a little out of step with the rhythm!

"Who says it's not!" The phone ghost became even more melancholy.

Old Chen was a little puzzled, so he interrupted and asked, "I just want to ask, you have a beautiful wife and a lovely daughter, why do you have to do something shameless? Is that nanny prettier than your wife?"

Bai Xiaochuan glanced at this old guy, don't you understand this?

Do you know the freshness?

Even if you eat delicacies from mountains and seas, you will get tired of eating them every day, not to mention you have been face to face with a woman for decades.

It's normal to have thoughts now and then, the only difference is whether you have the guts or not.

The phone ghost is obviously a courageous one!
As soon as this matter was mentioned, the phone ghost burst into tears, as if he was about to cry.

Bai Xiaochuan glared at Old Chen, look at you, crying again because of a ghost.

Old Chen stared back immediately, it's none of my business, don't you still talk about social welfare issues?

The phone ghost was very fragile after drinking, wiped away his tears and said, "I can't blame others for this, I can only blame myself..."

ha?
Blame yourself again?
Bai Xiaochuan said in his heart, buddy, how many wrong things have you done? It's not easy to live like you!

Old Chen has a heart, and the fire of gossip is burning, buddy, hurry up and say it.

See what wrong things you have done and what misery you have experienced, and let everyone have fun by telling them.

I didn't expect drinking with ghosts to be so fun. I have never had such an experience in my life.

The phone ghost had a dejected look on his face, as if his eyes were extremely bewildered in the unbearable past, and he sighed after a long time: "Stop talking!"

"Don't!" Bai Xiaochuan and Lao Chen said in unison.

It's all here, why don't you say it?
It's wrong to speak out of breath, just aroused my curiosity, and you stop talking, how immoral!

"Really want to listen?" The phone ghost asked.

"Of course I want to listen! Your pain is my greatest joy...so what..." Bai Xiaochuan accidentally slipped out of his mouth.

Fortunately, the phone ghost drank too much, so he didn't pay much attention. He only heard the last sentence, patted Bai Xiaochuan's shoulder with a moved face and said, "That's really interesting, buddy..."

Old Chen sighed in his heart, drinking is a mistake, it doesn't matter if it's human or ghost.

There is a good saying, don't drink and drive, and don't drink while driving.

However, he found that Bai Xiaochuan couldn't stop his car after drinking alcohol.

The phone ghost is a little bit off IQ, once he drinks too much, he will talk about everything, and he is still talking with Bai Xiaochuan, so you are not afraid that he will cheat you to death?
Although we haven't known each other for long, Lao Chen has already decided that Bai Xiaochuan is a big pitfall.

How can the phone ghost have this awareness, thank you, don't want it, what a nice person!
It doesn't matter if I talk about my embarrassing things, with such a good brother in front of me, he will definitely not laugh at me.

Besides, after being a ghost for so long, no one would be willing to talk to him like that.

He became interested and didn't care about anything else, brother wants to listen, what are we hiding!

Old Chen was dumbfounded. This buddy's experience is really rich enough. It's no problem to write a book or something.

Bai Xiaochuan patted the phone ghost's shoulder and said: "Don't cry, don't cry, just stop doing this kind of thing in the future, correct the evil and return to the right, reflect in time, you are still a good ghost..."

Old Chen Zhi rolled his eyes, do you still want to do it now?

By the way, did the chicken get back in the end?
Bai Xiaochuan comforted the phone ghost and said, "Let's not talk about the things you made us happy in the past. Drinking and drinking, you can rest when you're drunk. Get up in the morning, alive and kicking, and you're another phone line that can hit people." What a ghost..."

"drink!"

Speaking of the depression in his heart, the ghost on the phone became excited again, picked up the wine bottle and started blowing again.

Lao Chen and Bai Xiaochuan tried to persuade each other frequently.

The ghosts on the phone never refuse anyone who comes, and after a short meeting, the ghosts are already drinking like ghosts!

Old Chen looked at Bai Xiaochuan wonderingly, did this guy drink too much?

Say he drank too much, he made a fool of himself one after another, and every time the phone ghost finished talking about his tragedies, he felt unhappy, and he didn't need anyone to persuade him, just one bottle after another.

It could be said that he didn't drink too much, but he looked drunk, his eyes were hazy, his face was red and his neck was thick, just like a person who drank too much.

Could it be that this big cheat ratio has already cultivated cheaters to the instinctive level?No matter what you say or do, you just follow the pit?
This is so amazing!
The telephone ghost has been a ghost for so many years, today is the happiest day, drinking enough alcohol, and having someone chat with him to relieve boredom, and he can still confide in his unhappiness.

The more he drank, the more he felt that Bai Xiaochuan was a good person.

Shit, I've never met such a nice person in my life.

I didn't meet one when I was alive, but I met one after my death. Is I lucky or unlucky!

Bai Xiaochuan bumped into the phone ghost again and said, "Brother, although you are a ghost, I also want to ask, how did you learn how to find people by following the phone line..."

This is someone's secret, even if I drink too much, can I tell you?

Old Chen curled his lips, do you really think that ghosts are fools?
Unexpectedly, the phone ghost said without hesitation: "Dude, you are a real person, and I won't hide it from you. I learned this secret technique from a broken book..."

(End of this chapter)