Need for Evildo Expert
Chapter 913 I Actually Bought My Diploma
Chapter 913 I Actually Bought My Diploma
06:30pm!
When Liang Jingru was about to explode, Bai Xiaochuan finally came out of the room with sleepy eyes open.
Even after sleeping for a day and a night, this guy's eyes are still a little dull.
When Lao Liu and Lao Hu greeted him, it took a long time for this guy to respond. He looked like a scientific researcher, and he was clearly a mentally handicapped person with brain problems.
Liang Jingru doubted herself again, just like this... can it work?
The two went downstairs together.
In the elevator, Liang Jingru said coldly: "From your sleepy appearance, can you deduce it? Don't let people make mistakes, it will be very troublesome to get it..."
Bai Xiaochuan cheered himself up and said, "Don't you think I'm in good spirits?"
"Hi, sir!" Liang Jingru wished she could thump him on the head twice, how can you be in good spirits?
Looks like a serious sleep deprivation.
Forget it, since you have chosen this guy, then trust him.
Hey, I guess this is the first time in my life that my old lady has done something unreliable.
The two soon arrived at the institute.
Dean Chen is already waiting there, and he looks helpless now. Bai Xiaochuan had dinner with him the day before yesterday. He is a very thoughtful young man, and he is very talented. He already has extreme cultivation. It is extremely difficult at this age Yes, but this formula... Can this guy deduce it?The eldest sister is probably going crazy.
In the data deduction room, the individuals from the research institute who deduced the formula with them all sat here with serious faces. They also wanted to see how this guy who wrote web articles deduced this formula!
Liang Jingru led Bai Xiaochuan into the data deduction room. When she saw the people in the room, she couldn't help being surprised.
Whispered to Liang Jingru: "Big sister... Are these people crazy because you can't deduce the formula completely? What are you doing sitting with a serious face?"
What the hell!
A group of people almost spurted blood, so you said sneakily, can't the voice be lower?Just so we can hear what's going on, you fucking did it on purpose!
Dean Chen stood up and said: "Bai Xiaochuan, Dean Liang repeatedly recommended to me that you can deduce the correct process of this formula. To be honest, I don't believe it from the bottom of my heart!"
Bai Xiaochuan nodded, "It's understandable, before a genius is proven to be a genius, there are always people who suspect that he is a lunatic!"
Dean Chen's eyes twitched wildly!
Are you so humble that you will die?Besides, did you hear what I said?I don't believe you!
"How about this..." Bai Xiaochuan said: "Give me some time, we don't need anything else, I want to complete the derivation of this formula, just treat me to a meal!"
They are all on their own, and there is no need to cheat or anything, just a little bit of meaning is fine, and Liang Jingru is by her side, so she won't allow him to mess around.
Dean Chen looked serious, "If you can really deduce it, it's not a problem to ask you to eat for a lifetime, let alone a meal!"
This represents a leap forward in space science!
Old Wei said: "Mr. Bai, I want to know which school you graduated from, what is your highest degree, and have you published any papers..."
Bai Xiaochuan: "..."
This is embarrassing to say, the school I graduated from is not very good, and my academic qualifications are not outstanding, let alone published any papers!
"Master, let me tell you the truth, my highest education is a university, and I have a bachelor's degree, but here I want to emphasize that the degree certificate and graduation certificate are from my family. I just gave it, that is to say, I bought both my graduation certificate and academic certificate, and I started in high school, and the total time I sat in the classroom and listened to the lectures was less than ten classes... As for the thesis... Sir, what is the thesis? ? I'm just a web writer, I don't understand such a profound question..."
What the hell!
The entire data room fell silent after these words.
Even Dean Chen is a little confused, big brother, is it really okay for you to be like this?I didn't believe you just now, but I believed in the eldest sister Liang Jingru, but now why do I even have a little doubt about the eldest sister?Is it really okay to find such a thing?
"Embarrassment" was capitalized on Liang Jingru's face!
After a while, he said angrily, "Stop talking nonsense!"
Bai Xiaochuan immediately shrank his neck and said, "I admit, I bought my high school diploma too..."
Your uncle!Liang Jingru couldn't stab this guy to death, can you say something better?
"Hurry up, can't you see that everyone is waiting for you? Don't waste everyone's time!" Liang Jingru said unhappily, and she couldn't let this guy go on talking. If he kept talking, the origin of the junior high school graduation certificate is probably unknown, and Nine times out of ten it is true!
"Alright alright!"
Bai Xiaochuan looked at the blackboard and said, "I think two blackboards are not enough!"
Dean Chen said softly: "You don't have to worry about this, when you write the second piece, someone will definitely clean up the first piece for you..."
Bai Xiaochuan nodded, then he doesn't believe me if he says that!Well, today my buddies will let you see what a genius is.
Old Wei sighed at the bottom, wiped his glasses and said, "Dean Chen, I think we've missed our schedule today!"
Fuck, the dead old man is openly mocking the old man here?How can you expect this genius.
Bai Xiaochuan picked up the chalk, "Everyone, if I were you, I would feel ashamed..."
"???"
Everyone stared in bewilderment, you haven't started writing yet, are you planning to sow hatred?
You really don't know how to fight in the academy, do you? We are also masters of the Dao League, and we are also practitioners, okay...
Boy, you are arrogant, be careful we will kill you!
Bai Xiaochuan said heartbrokenly: "As a top scientific researcher, don't you feel ashamed to ask me, a web writer, to help in the derivation of a formula?"
Your uncle, Old Wei almost jumped up, the little bastard is talking when you can't write it!
Bai Xiaochuan turned around and took a deep breath.
"I'll start from the first step, please see clearly!"
The moment the white chalk tip touched the blackboard, it began to jump quickly.
There was a rhythmic sound of "tuk tuk tuk" in the entire data room.
He has already memorized the previous deduction process, so there is no need for deduction, which is a waste of deduction value.
Dean Chen opened his mouth wide in surprise. He wrote the pen without thinking, as if the whole process was in his mind, and he didn't need to think at all. Is this...fuck really written for the Internet?
The researchers in the entire data room watched Bai Xiaochuan write in disbelief.
The speed is fast and the handwriting is neat. What makes them even more puzzled is that at this speed, his complicated derivation process in the first step is not wrong at all, and the steps deduced by the singing in the middle of the night are exactly the same...
There is no difference at all!
(End of this chapter)
06:30pm!
When Liang Jingru was about to explode, Bai Xiaochuan finally came out of the room with sleepy eyes open.
Even after sleeping for a day and a night, this guy's eyes are still a little dull.
When Lao Liu and Lao Hu greeted him, it took a long time for this guy to respond. He looked like a scientific researcher, and he was clearly a mentally handicapped person with brain problems.
Liang Jingru doubted herself again, just like this... can it work?
The two went downstairs together.
In the elevator, Liang Jingru said coldly: "From your sleepy appearance, can you deduce it? Don't let people make mistakes, it will be very troublesome to get it..."
Bai Xiaochuan cheered himself up and said, "Don't you think I'm in good spirits?"
"Hi, sir!" Liang Jingru wished she could thump him on the head twice, how can you be in good spirits?
Looks like a serious sleep deprivation.
Forget it, since you have chosen this guy, then trust him.
Hey, I guess this is the first time in my life that my old lady has done something unreliable.
The two soon arrived at the institute.
Dean Chen is already waiting there, and he looks helpless now. Bai Xiaochuan had dinner with him the day before yesterday. He is a very thoughtful young man, and he is very talented. He already has extreme cultivation. It is extremely difficult at this age Yes, but this formula... Can this guy deduce it?The eldest sister is probably going crazy.
In the data deduction room, the individuals from the research institute who deduced the formula with them all sat here with serious faces. They also wanted to see how this guy who wrote web articles deduced this formula!
Liang Jingru led Bai Xiaochuan into the data deduction room. When she saw the people in the room, she couldn't help being surprised.
Whispered to Liang Jingru: "Big sister... Are these people crazy because you can't deduce the formula completely? What are you doing sitting with a serious face?"
What the hell!
A group of people almost spurted blood, so you said sneakily, can't the voice be lower?Just so we can hear what's going on, you fucking did it on purpose!
Dean Chen stood up and said: "Bai Xiaochuan, Dean Liang repeatedly recommended to me that you can deduce the correct process of this formula. To be honest, I don't believe it from the bottom of my heart!"
Bai Xiaochuan nodded, "It's understandable, before a genius is proven to be a genius, there are always people who suspect that he is a lunatic!"
Dean Chen's eyes twitched wildly!
Are you so humble that you will die?Besides, did you hear what I said?I don't believe you!
"How about this..." Bai Xiaochuan said: "Give me some time, we don't need anything else, I want to complete the derivation of this formula, just treat me to a meal!"
They are all on their own, and there is no need to cheat or anything, just a little bit of meaning is fine, and Liang Jingru is by her side, so she won't allow him to mess around.
Dean Chen looked serious, "If you can really deduce it, it's not a problem to ask you to eat for a lifetime, let alone a meal!"
This represents a leap forward in space science!
Old Wei said: "Mr. Bai, I want to know which school you graduated from, what is your highest degree, and have you published any papers..."
Bai Xiaochuan: "..."
This is embarrassing to say, the school I graduated from is not very good, and my academic qualifications are not outstanding, let alone published any papers!
"Master, let me tell you the truth, my highest education is a university, and I have a bachelor's degree, but here I want to emphasize that the degree certificate and graduation certificate are from my family. I just gave it, that is to say, I bought both my graduation certificate and academic certificate, and I started in high school, and the total time I sat in the classroom and listened to the lectures was less than ten classes... As for the thesis... Sir, what is the thesis? ? I'm just a web writer, I don't understand such a profound question..."
What the hell!
The entire data room fell silent after these words.
Even Dean Chen is a little confused, big brother, is it really okay for you to be like this?I didn't believe you just now, but I believed in the eldest sister Liang Jingru, but now why do I even have a little doubt about the eldest sister?Is it really okay to find such a thing?
"Embarrassment" was capitalized on Liang Jingru's face!
After a while, he said angrily, "Stop talking nonsense!"
Bai Xiaochuan immediately shrank his neck and said, "I admit, I bought my high school diploma too..."
Your uncle!Liang Jingru couldn't stab this guy to death, can you say something better?
"Hurry up, can't you see that everyone is waiting for you? Don't waste everyone's time!" Liang Jingru said unhappily, and she couldn't let this guy go on talking. If he kept talking, the origin of the junior high school graduation certificate is probably unknown, and Nine times out of ten it is true!
"Alright alright!"
Bai Xiaochuan looked at the blackboard and said, "I think two blackboards are not enough!"
Dean Chen said softly: "You don't have to worry about this, when you write the second piece, someone will definitely clean up the first piece for you..."
Bai Xiaochuan nodded, then he doesn't believe me if he says that!Well, today my buddies will let you see what a genius is.
Old Wei sighed at the bottom, wiped his glasses and said, "Dean Chen, I think we've missed our schedule today!"
Fuck, the dead old man is openly mocking the old man here?How can you expect this genius.
Bai Xiaochuan picked up the chalk, "Everyone, if I were you, I would feel ashamed..."
"???"
Everyone stared in bewilderment, you haven't started writing yet, are you planning to sow hatred?
You really don't know how to fight in the academy, do you? We are also masters of the Dao League, and we are also practitioners, okay...
Boy, you are arrogant, be careful we will kill you!
Bai Xiaochuan said heartbrokenly: "As a top scientific researcher, don't you feel ashamed to ask me, a web writer, to help in the derivation of a formula?"
Your uncle, Old Wei almost jumped up, the little bastard is talking when you can't write it!
Bai Xiaochuan turned around and took a deep breath.
"I'll start from the first step, please see clearly!"
The moment the white chalk tip touched the blackboard, it began to jump quickly.
There was a rhythmic sound of "tuk tuk tuk" in the entire data room.
He has already memorized the previous deduction process, so there is no need for deduction, which is a waste of deduction value.
Dean Chen opened his mouth wide in surprise. He wrote the pen without thinking, as if the whole process was in his mind, and he didn't need to think at all. Is this...fuck really written for the Internet?
The researchers in the entire data room watched Bai Xiaochuan write in disbelief.
The speed is fast and the handwriting is neat. What makes them even more puzzled is that at this speed, his complicated derivation process in the first step is not wrong at all, and the steps deduced by the singing in the middle of the night are exactly the same...
There is no difference at all!
(End of this chapter)
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