Great Lawyer

Chapter 292 Are You Crazy ([-])

The lame man looked at Du Jiuyan speechlessly. Once this woman started to swell, no one could stop her.

He couldn't stop him, lest King Gui would become suspicious.

"I'm just kidding." Du Jiuyan knew very well that the upper half of his body would not be exposed and his lower body would not be able to keep it under water, "My lord, why don't you sit on the shore and wash your feet?"

Gui Wang frowned, "You came here just to wash your feet?"

"Yes!" Du Jiuyan tapped some water with his toes, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's finished!"

With that said, he turned around and prepared to go back swaggeringly.

King Gui stared at her, squinting his eyes, and Xiao Luobo shouted from the pool, "Father, come down quickly."

"Play by yourself." King Gui said.

Little Luobo lay on Song Jiyi's shoulder and smiled at him, "Father, you are so pretty."

King Gui raised the corners of his mouth triumphantly, and was about to speak when someone kicked his back suddenly, causing him to stagger forward unsteadily...

"Haha!" Du Jiuyan clapped his hands, put his hands on his hips and waited for King Gui to fall into the water, and she would have a perfect ending.

King Gui rushed forward vigorously, slipping under his feet, but in an instant he stabilized his center of gravity, changed the direction of his toes, and stopped abruptly with one foot by the pool facing Du Jiuyan.

"Huh?" Du Jiuyan's face changed, his smile cracked, "You play slowly, I wear less clothes, it's cold!"

She turned away.

"You sissy." King Gui tapped his toes, looking like a falcon, and came to Du Jiuyan in an instant.

"You want to run away after taking advantage of it?" King Gui pounced on him, and pressed Du Jiuyan under him with a plop...

Du Jiuyan lay on the ground with his back pressed against King Gui.

Du Jiuyan didn't talk to her, he got up and grabbed her ankle, and dragged her to the edge of the pond. Du Jiuyan kicked him, King Gui smiled, and said, "Just your thin arms and legs, save some effort." .”

Du Jiuyan frowned.

"My lord, please speak carefully!" Du Jiuyan said with a smile.

It was only three or five steps away from the pond, King Gui stopped, grabbed her by the foot, and was about to throw her into it.

"Aren't you going to take a hot spring?"

"I hate Taoist Mao." Du Jiuyan said, "I don't want to be in the pool with him, so don't throw me in."

Daoist Mao flicked the water off his face in a daze, and said aggrievedly, "What does it have to do with me?"

King Gui smiled at her and said, "Then go to the pool next door!"

As he spoke, he lifted Du Jiuyan up and threw Du Jiuyan into the pool with a bang, and then he jumped into the pool by himself.

Du Jiuyan floated on the ground of the pool, her hair was scattered, and the indigo smear on her face was washed black and white. She wiped her face and came out from the bottom of the water, her face seemed to have lost a layer of skin, it was white and thin.

She coughed and was about to curse.

I saw King Gui coming out of the water with a line of blood.

"You... nosebleed!" Du Jiuyan plunged into it, kicking his feet quickly, "You can't be too inflated, and you can't be too complacent."

Keep moving rocks, there is always a time when you hit your feet.

Du Jiuyan's fair face appeared in front of his eyes, King Gui blinked his eyes, washed his nose, and went after Du Jiuyan.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, he must take a closer look at her true face.

However, from the glimpse just now, the empress looks really good...

King Gui chased him, and suddenly there was a thud on his back, and something jumped up, before he could shake off, his eyes were covered by the opponent, and Xiao Luobo shouted: "Father, come play with me!"

King Gui couldn't see anything.

Du Jiuyan quickly went ashore, clutching his crotch, shirtless, and disappeared behind the white curtain in embarrassment.

Taoist Mao snorted in disgust, "The man is still so coy."

"Let go, let me go!" King Gui said angrily.

The little radish hung on him like a monkey, "Let's play in the water."

King Gui said angrily, "I won't play in the water with you."

"Play in the water, father-in-law!" Little Luobo looked at him with a wet face, and begged, "I'm bored."

boring?It was so fun to bully Taoist Mao just now, but it was boring.

King Gui gritted his teeth, the father and son clearly had an agreement, so he was unwilling to stare at Xiao Luobo.Little Luobo looked at him with a smile, and said in a childish voice: "Don't hit the smiling face!"

"Slap your ass." King Gui patted his little butt, but it didn't hurt. The little radish hung on his neck and climbed up on his neck, holding his head and bending over to catch him before King Gui got angry. Kissed him on the cheek, "Father is the best!"

"Okay, are you still stopping me?" King Gui said angrily, "You just let your father run away on purpose."

Little Luobo shook his head, "I don't understand, I'm only five years old. Why are you chasing after my father?"

King Gui was startled...yes, he...why did he pursue Du Jiuyan?
Why did he feel hot when he saw Du Jiuyan's naked body.

King Gui washed his face with water, raised his head to the sky and let out a loud roar... Whatever he could do, there was nothing he could do!

……

The cripple handed Du Jiuyan a towel, and said helplessly, "Are you still proud and swollen?"

"I made a mistake." Du Jiuyan regretted it, "I almost got caught."

The lame shook his head helplessly.

Du Jiuyan looked down at his body, this fake leather was similar to a vest, the boulder on the chest was tight, and this layer of fake leather was glued on, as long as you don't study it carefully, it is enough to confuse the real one.

The cripple looked at her enjoying being shirtless, and asked, "Is there really a man living in your body?"

"Huh?" Du Jiuyan froze for a moment and turned to look at the lame man, "What do you say?"

The lame man looked at her body, raised his eyebrows and said, "Otherwise, why do you enjoy being a man so much?"

"Did you find out?" Du Jiuyan leaned over and said in a low voice, "I am the reincarnation of God Erlang, and I have insight into all the injustices in the world!"

The cripple gave her a blank look, "You should solve your own troubles first."

Said and left.

Depressed, Du Jiuyan went back and locked the door. When she entered the room, she tore off a layer of skin in front of her body, washed her face and took a good soak in the hot spring.

This side is scattered, Taoist Mao and King Gui changed clothes and sat drinking tea in the yard. King Gui was absent-minded, and Taoist Mao drooped his head. Man, just now you took a closer look, is there any flaw?"

"What loopholes will there be?" King Gui looked at him.

Daoist Mao was taken aback, touched his nose embarrassingly, and said, "That's right, a man is a man, what else can there be?"

"My lord, you...are you not sad?" Taoist Mao asked.

King Gui glanced at him inexplicably, "Is there something sad about me?"

"Is she a man?"

"Since when was she a woman?"

Taoist Mao came over and looked at him, King Gui pushed his face away, "I don't want to see your face, my eyes hurt."

"My lord," Taoist Mao said, "it's not suitable for a man after all."

King Gui said: "If she is a man, I like men; if she is a woman, I like women. Love has no distinction between genders!"

"You have been spoiled by Du Jiuyan." Taoist Mao was heartbroken, "That kid is the best at bewitching others, regardless of gender... He has a son, but you have no heirs yet."

King Gui was very disgusted, "Why did you become so talkative with my mother's eyes." He said as he got up and walked out.

"My lord, where are you going?"

"Let's eat, I'm hungry." After speaking, King Gui strode away.

Taoist Mao looked at the sky and said, "The first emperor, my master and I are sorry for you... Your daughter-in-law, you should find a way to solve it yourself."

He couldn't control it anymore.

"If you have a soul in heaven, turn her into a woman." Taoist Mao muttered.

King Gui went to Du Jiuyan's yard. Little Luobo was throwing pots with Huazi and Nao'er in the yard. The three of them were not right, and they threw arrows all over the place, but they also laughed happily.

"Father, let's play pot throwing." Little Luobo pulled King Gui and picked up the sixteen arrows on the ground for him, "See how many arrows you can throw in."

King Gui looked at him, "What's the reward for throwing in?"

"Reward you with a kiss," Xiaoluo pouted.

King Gui thought of that soft and fragrant touch in the afternoon, and said with disgust, "No, change it."

"Give you a massage. I often give my dad a shoulder punch. She likes it." Little Luobo waved his fists.

King Gui reluctantly agreed, and pointed to the pot with a big mouth, "That's it?"

"Yeah." He said, holding the pot that was very close to him, he ran for seven or eight steps, stopped, and said with a smile: "Father, if you lose, an arrow costs 100 taels of silver."

King Gui nodded generously, "1000 taels."

Little Carrot's eyes lit up.

King Gui grabbed a handful of arrows and gestured, Xiao Luobo snorted, "You won't throw it in at once, will you?"

Before Xiaoluo finished speaking, the sixteen arrows in King Gui's hand had already flown out. After a crisp ding-dong sound, none of the arrows scattered, and all of them fell into the pot.

"Entered?" Little Carrot looked surprised.

Huazi jumped up, clapped her hands and said, "My lord, you are so amazing."

"My lord is amazing!" Nao'er said with a smile.

King Gui raised his left eyebrow triumphantly, and squinted at Little Carrot with his right eye, "How is it?"

"Awesome!" Xiaoluobo waved his fist and shouted into the room, "Dad, come out!"

"What's wrong?" Du Jiuyan came out, glanced at King Gui, and looked at his son, "What are you doing?"

Little Carrot pointed at the pot, "My lord threw it."

"That's right!" Du Jiuyan glanced lightly, and turned to leave. King Gui suddenly pulled her arm angrily, "It's easy for you to say, give it a try!"

Du Jiuyan looked at him, "Bet with me, are you sure you have enough money?"

"Stop bragging with me!" King Gui pointed at the pot, "When I was ten years old, I played against my brother, and I could throw twenty balls at a time."

Du Jiuyan said: "Really, then break through your limit this time and vote for thirty!"

"Just you?" King Gui sized her up, "What are you betting on?"

Du Jiuyan thought for a while, "One arrow costs 1000 taels!"

"Plus sleep!" King Gui said.

Du Jiuyan said, "Say it again?"

"That's two sleeps!" King Gui said with a suppressed voice.

Du Jiuyan held onto the door frame, the corners of his mouth trembling, "My lord, are you... are you crazy?"

　The prince is going all out!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)