The reborn male god is busy with his wife

Chapter 987 I promise not to kill you (2)
Yin Hong curled her lips and said, "Fart, Wu Wei and I didn't do it these days except when I was on my period, and basically did it every day, but we still didn't get pregnant."

Lin Yixia said: "Don't worry, I think it's a good thing that you are not pregnant now. Think about it, you will wear a wedding dress when you get married. It doesn't look good to wear a wedding dress with a big belly!"

Yin Hong waved his hand and said, "I don't care whether the wedding dress looks good or not. I just want to get pregnant and have a baby." Looking out of the window, she looked at the man in the yard who was carrying a small water bottle and wearing rain boots, and was seriously watering the flowers and plants. Diandian, Yin Hong sighed: "In my dreams, I want to have a handsome, cool and sensible child just like Diandian."

Lin Yixia patted Yin Hong's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, you and Wu Wei will definitely get pregnant soon after working so hard."

Yin Hong said: "You don't know, I really went all out to get pregnant, I used all my energy, and I bought related books to study at home. I have written several books on pregnancy experience, you know What time of the month is the most likely to get pregnant? Do you know which time of the day is the most likely to get pregnant? Morning, noon, evening or night? Let me tell you, I know all of these. Not only do I know, I also know I can keep the time accurate to the second... I am afraid of sperm loss, I am not willing to take a bath every time I finish it, and I still stand upside down against the wall for 10 minutes as written in the book, and my head is congested with blood Wu Wei Even the sperm from the school did not find my egg... Tell me, if I had worked as hard as I do now when I was in school, I would definitely have been able to go to Harvard!"

Lin Yixia: "..."

I'm going, don't you want to be so exaggerated!

Lin Yixia was afraid that if this continued, Yin Hong would be dazed in order to get pregnant!

Thinking of this, Lin Yixia comforted her: "Pregnancy is also a matter of fate. I think God wanted to give you a surprise. When you were not expecting it, you suddenly became pregnant."

Yin Hong asked: "Really?"

Lin Yixia nodded vigorously, "Really!"

Yin Hong said: "Che, what you said is as true as it is. You treat me as three years old! You still use God to fool me! You are pregnant and stupid!"

Lin Yixia: "..."

Damn, I was kind enough to comfort you, but you actually called me stupid!Come here, I promise not to kill you!

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At this time, Jiang Hen came in from outside the house with a little lead, and the father and son finished watering the flowers in the yard, except for the grass.Diandian ran to Lin Yixia dancing, and happily shared the fruits of his labor with his mother.

Jiang Hen saw that he was sweating a little bit, so he asked Grandma Jiang to take a little bit to wash his face. Jiang Hen saw several pieces of finished watermelon peels on the tea table in front of Lin Yixia, frowned slightly, and said: " Watermelon is a cool fruit, try to eat as little as possible.”

Lin Yixia stuck out her tongue and said, "Watermelon is so sweet, I couldn't hold it back for a while, eat more."

Jiang Hen asked: "Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Lin Yixia said: "I didn't want to go at first, but after you said that, I kind of want to go."

Then, Yin Hong saw Jiang Hen half-supporting and half-carrying Lin Yixia to the bathroom, with that cautious look, it made Yin Hong sore.

When Jiang Hen helped Lin Yixia out of the bathroom, Yin Hong looked at Jiang Hen with burning eyes and said, "Handsome Jiang, why didn't you and I be neighbors at the beginning?"

Jiang Hen glanced at Yin Hong and said, "Even if you and I are neighbors, we can only be classmates."

Yin Hong: "..."

Lin Yixia: "Hahahahaha!"

(End of this chapter)