Young wife Li, she won again
Chapter 232
Chapter 232
Master Xie was really exhausted, so he picked up the pig's trotter and gnawed it, no matter what.
After eating twice, he screamed again.
The meat didn't even have time to put it down, so it was thrown on the ground and rolled around on the bed.
Seeing this, the servants came over to watch the fun.
"What do you think the master is going on? It looks like she's about to give birth!"
"Will I give birth to a human being? Or will I give birth to a demon?"
"No matter what you give birth to, it's a shame, a big old man... hey, have you gained weight recently?"
"No, I have a toothache recently, and I haven't eaten for several days!"
"But I see why your belly is so big?"
"Your belly is so big..."
When the two of them said this, they were both taken aback.
First, he looked at the other party carefully, then put his eyes on his stomach, then patted and touched it with his hands, and soon cried out in horror.
Then, other people in the house also discovered this terrible phenomenon.
Almost all the men had bulging stomachs, exactly the same as Mr. Xie!
Xie's mansion quickly became a mess. Some maids went out to inquire, and when they came back, they became even more frightened.
"Almost all the men in the town are pregnant! My God, all of them have bigger bellies than women!"
Master Xie was lying on the delivery bed, moaning and screaming non-stop, and also listened to the movement in the yard.
"What's going on outside?" he asked when he was free.
"The men in the whole town are all pregnant like you!" Madam said with a complicated expression.
"Ah...hahaha, I deserve it! Who told them to laugh at me, retribution! Retribution... Alas... Daoist, when will I be so big now? Why is the pain getting worse? "he asks.
The old man lifted the quilt and took a good look, but he couldn't find the place where he gave birth.
He was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, feeling that Su Qingyue had thrown him a hot potato.
If this is not resolved properly, it will kill people!
"Master Dao, you have worked hard, drink some water!" Madam said with concern.
She personally handed over a glass of water, and the old Taoist didn't even think about it, just raised his head and drank it clean.
He wiped the corners of his mouth and felt very refreshed, and his whole body relaxed a lot.
But soon, his expression became terrified.
"Madam will take care of it here first! I'll go out for a while!" The old man said anxiously.
"The Taoist priest should come back soon!" Madam said anxiously.
The old man went straight back to the guest room. On the way, he saw several servants with big bellies. Those men all had funny big bellies, which was ridiculous and pitiful.
Thinking that he would become like this, Lao Dao felt the hairs all over his body stand up.
Su Qingyue was playing chess with Situ Xing, and the two looked leisurely.
"Miss Su, you have hurt me!" the old man said anxiously.
"What's wrong?" Su Qingyue got up and asked.
"I drank the head from the well by mistake, quickly think of a way to help me get rid of it, or thank the master, I don't care about it!" He said.
Su Qingyue didn't dare to delay, and immediately began to paint the qi talisman on it.
Situ Xing walked around to the old Taoist and reached out to stroke his stomach.
"Master, are you going to have a baby? Is it a boy or a girl? Who will it look like..."
"Get out of here!"
The old man sat on the chair, he couldn't get angry, and watched his stomach slowly bulging out.
Fortunately, Su Qingyue moved quickly, and quickly brought the Fushui over. After the old man drank it, he farted a few times, and his stomach quietly returned to normal.
Situ Xing said while covering his nose, scolding Jin Xing with his eyes.
The situation is urgent now, and the old Taoist doesn't care too much.
"Miss Su, Mr. Xie's stomach is already hard and ugly, but I can't find a place to give birth! If this delay continues, there will be big trouble!"
Su Qingyue's beautiful eyes turned around the room, and finally stopped on the feather duster.
She reached out and pulled out one, and handed it to the old Taoist.
"Try to see if the navel works," she said.
"Miss Su, stop joking!" The old man was shocked.
"This child was begged by Shou'an Temple. Since the Lord Buddha gave him the child, he would never harm others. Daoist priest, please try it! If it doesn't work, try it on the bottom of the gut or the sole of the foot." Su Qingyue said.
The old Taoist took the chicken feather and rushed out of the door with determination.
I really can't think of a way, so I can only treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
He went back into the room and let everyone out.
Master Xie is already in a semi-conscious state at the moment, humming with his eyes closed.
There was nothing to be taboo about the two big men, so he simply tore off the quilt.
Then, holding the chicken feather, he poked towards his protruding navel.
Strange to say, when the soft feathers stroked his navel, Mr. Xie actually showed a relieved expression.
"Thank you, sir, how do you feel?"
"It's much better... Alas, you continue!"
The old man had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue. Soon, he saw a scene he would never forget.
The belly button became more and more protruding, like a stretched pipe, slowly opening, and at the same time, a small foot protruded from it.
The old man felt numb all over his body, and instantly got goosebumps. He wanted to see it but didn't dare to. He felt a bit of novelty at the same time...
In his life, he has seen many strange things.
But it was the first time for a baby to be born through the belly button.
When the two feet were all poked out, they were actually stuck there.
Seeing that Mr. Xie was exhausted at this time and he didn't know anything about personnel, he gritted his teeth, grabbed the two little feet and pulled them hard, and a round and jade-like doll slid out from inside.
The old man was taken aback, and quickly supported him with his hands.
Although he said that he had never delivered a baby before, he also knew that most babies were born unclean.
But this child, Mr. Xie, is Bai Shengshui and Lingling, and people like it when they see it.
He came back to his senses, looked back at Master Xie, and found that his belly button was retracting rapidly.
After a while, it sags in again, and it looks like a normal person.
At this moment, Lao Dao's whole body has collapsed, and his legs are shaking non-stop.
He put the child down and slapped the soles of his feet vigorously.
The child was awakened in his sleep, and cried after eating the pain.
The cry alarmed everyone, and the lady asked through the door.
"How is it, Daoist?" she asked.
"Father and son are safe!" the Taoist priest announced the good news with tears.
"Thank you Lord Buddha, our Xie family is finally the last!"
The old man helped Mr. Xie build it, and asked his wife and maid to come in and take care of it.
As if collapsed, he floated all the way back to the guest room.
"Daozhang, are you okay?" Su Qingyue asked.
"Fortunately, if the real person has lived for a long time, he can see all kinds of strange things!" The Taoist priest leaned on the chair like a puddle of mud.
"Daoist, please drink a glass of water." Su Qingyue came over with water.
The old man picked up the cup, brought it to his mouth, and put it down quickly.
"Miss Su, I really convinced you. Now the whole town is in a state of turmoil... This kind of thing, if you are a veteran, you would not dare to do it anyway. If there is a mistake in the process, how many lives will be costed? !"
(End of this chapter)
Master Xie was really exhausted, so he picked up the pig's trotter and gnawed it, no matter what.
After eating twice, he screamed again.
The meat didn't even have time to put it down, so it was thrown on the ground and rolled around on the bed.
Seeing this, the servants came over to watch the fun.
"What do you think the master is going on? It looks like she's about to give birth!"
"Will I give birth to a human being? Or will I give birth to a demon?"
"No matter what you give birth to, it's a shame, a big old man... hey, have you gained weight recently?"
"No, I have a toothache recently, and I haven't eaten for several days!"
"But I see why your belly is so big?"
"Your belly is so big..."
When the two of them said this, they were both taken aback.
First, he looked at the other party carefully, then put his eyes on his stomach, then patted and touched it with his hands, and soon cried out in horror.
Then, other people in the house also discovered this terrible phenomenon.
Almost all the men had bulging stomachs, exactly the same as Mr. Xie!
Xie's mansion quickly became a mess. Some maids went out to inquire, and when they came back, they became even more frightened.
"Almost all the men in the town are pregnant! My God, all of them have bigger bellies than women!"
Master Xie was lying on the delivery bed, moaning and screaming non-stop, and also listened to the movement in the yard.
"What's going on outside?" he asked when he was free.
"The men in the whole town are all pregnant like you!" Madam said with a complicated expression.
"Ah...hahaha, I deserve it! Who told them to laugh at me, retribution! Retribution... Alas... Daoist, when will I be so big now? Why is the pain getting worse? "he asks.
The old man lifted the quilt and took a good look, but he couldn't find the place where he gave birth.
He was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, feeling that Su Qingyue had thrown him a hot potato.
If this is not resolved properly, it will kill people!
"Master Dao, you have worked hard, drink some water!" Madam said with concern.
She personally handed over a glass of water, and the old Taoist didn't even think about it, just raised his head and drank it clean.
He wiped the corners of his mouth and felt very refreshed, and his whole body relaxed a lot.
But soon, his expression became terrified.
"Madam will take care of it here first! I'll go out for a while!" The old man said anxiously.
"The Taoist priest should come back soon!" Madam said anxiously.
The old man went straight back to the guest room. On the way, he saw several servants with big bellies. Those men all had funny big bellies, which was ridiculous and pitiful.
Thinking that he would become like this, Lao Dao felt the hairs all over his body stand up.
Su Qingyue was playing chess with Situ Xing, and the two looked leisurely.
"Miss Su, you have hurt me!" the old man said anxiously.
"What's wrong?" Su Qingyue got up and asked.
"I drank the head from the well by mistake, quickly think of a way to help me get rid of it, or thank the master, I don't care about it!" He said.
Su Qingyue didn't dare to delay, and immediately began to paint the qi talisman on it.
Situ Xing walked around to the old Taoist and reached out to stroke his stomach.
"Master, are you going to have a baby? Is it a boy or a girl? Who will it look like..."
"Get out of here!"
The old man sat on the chair, he couldn't get angry, and watched his stomach slowly bulging out.
Fortunately, Su Qingyue moved quickly, and quickly brought the Fushui over. After the old man drank it, he farted a few times, and his stomach quietly returned to normal.
Situ Xing said while covering his nose, scolding Jin Xing with his eyes.
The situation is urgent now, and the old Taoist doesn't care too much.
"Miss Su, Mr. Xie's stomach is already hard and ugly, but I can't find a place to give birth! If this delay continues, there will be big trouble!"
Su Qingyue's beautiful eyes turned around the room, and finally stopped on the feather duster.
She reached out and pulled out one, and handed it to the old Taoist.
"Try to see if the navel works," she said.
"Miss Su, stop joking!" The old man was shocked.
"This child was begged by Shou'an Temple. Since the Lord Buddha gave him the child, he would never harm others. Daoist priest, please try it! If it doesn't work, try it on the bottom of the gut or the sole of the foot." Su Qingyue said.
The old Taoist took the chicken feather and rushed out of the door with determination.
I really can't think of a way, so I can only treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
He went back into the room and let everyone out.
Master Xie is already in a semi-conscious state at the moment, humming with his eyes closed.
There was nothing to be taboo about the two big men, so he simply tore off the quilt.
Then, holding the chicken feather, he poked towards his protruding navel.
Strange to say, when the soft feathers stroked his navel, Mr. Xie actually showed a relieved expression.
"Thank you, sir, how do you feel?"
"It's much better... Alas, you continue!"
The old man had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue. Soon, he saw a scene he would never forget.
The belly button became more and more protruding, like a stretched pipe, slowly opening, and at the same time, a small foot protruded from it.
The old man felt numb all over his body, and instantly got goosebumps. He wanted to see it but didn't dare to. He felt a bit of novelty at the same time...
In his life, he has seen many strange things.
But it was the first time for a baby to be born through the belly button.
When the two feet were all poked out, they were actually stuck there.
Seeing that Mr. Xie was exhausted at this time and he didn't know anything about personnel, he gritted his teeth, grabbed the two little feet and pulled them hard, and a round and jade-like doll slid out from inside.
The old man was taken aback, and quickly supported him with his hands.
Although he said that he had never delivered a baby before, he also knew that most babies were born unclean.
But this child, Mr. Xie, is Bai Shengshui and Lingling, and people like it when they see it.
He came back to his senses, looked back at Master Xie, and found that his belly button was retracting rapidly.
After a while, it sags in again, and it looks like a normal person.
At this moment, Lao Dao's whole body has collapsed, and his legs are shaking non-stop.
He put the child down and slapped the soles of his feet vigorously.
The child was awakened in his sleep, and cried after eating the pain.
The cry alarmed everyone, and the lady asked through the door.
"How is it, Daoist?" she asked.
"Father and son are safe!" the Taoist priest announced the good news with tears.
"Thank you Lord Buddha, our Xie family is finally the last!"
The old man helped Mr. Xie build it, and asked his wife and maid to come in and take care of it.
As if collapsed, he floated all the way back to the guest room.
"Daozhang, are you okay?" Su Qingyue asked.
"Fortunately, if the real person has lived for a long time, he can see all kinds of strange things!" The Taoist priest leaned on the chair like a puddle of mud.
"Daoist, please drink a glass of water." Su Qingyue came over with water.
The old man picked up the cup, brought it to his mouth, and put it down quickly.
"Miss Su, I really convinced you. Now the whole town is in a state of turmoil... This kind of thing, if you are a veteran, you would not dare to do it anyway. If there is a mistake in the process, how many lives will be costed? !"
(End of this chapter)
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