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Chapter 23 That... I have a bad kidney

Chapter 23 That... I have a bad kidney

The moment he stepped into the Zhenshan Pavilion, Yunfeng was shocked. Is this fucking a hotel or a palace?
High-quality nanmu tables and chairs, gauze curtains bordered by gold threads, tableware made of sterling silver, and gold dragon sculptures, things like this, ordinary restaurants really dare not do.

Because if the background is not strong enough, this dragon sculpture alone is enough to commit the crime of decapitation, which shows the depth of the background of this store.

However, what attracted Yunfeng the most was that many beauties stood at the door to greet the guests naked, and even Yunfeng, an old virgin, had blood spurting.

"Good place, good place."

Yunfeng murmured and wandered around, forgetting that he came to eat free breakfast.

"My lord, are you here for dinner?" A handsome little girl walked up to Yunfeng and asked.

"Why do I come here if I don't eat?" Yun Feng gave him a blank look.

"Then invite young master to come here." Said, Xiaoer led Yunfeng to a woman who still had a charm on the second floor, as if Yunfeng came to sell himself.

"I'm going to eat here?" Yunfeng pointed to the empty seat next to the beautiful woman.

"Yes, today's pavilion provides free meals, and there are many people who come, so... the seats are relatively scarce." Xiaoer explained calmly, with a well-balanced tone and demeanor, which made people unable to find the slightest fault, but instead It's such a good feeling.

"Okay then, I'll just sit here." As he spoke, Yun Feng sat beside the beautiful woman, thinking that it would be nice to have a beautiful woman to accompany him to eat.

After seeing Yunfeng sitting down, Xiaoer heaved a sigh of relief, and asked with confidence: "Then what do you want to eat, young master?"

"What to eat?" Yunfeng frowned slightly, for a moment he really didn't know what to eat, but at this moment, he suddenly saw a beautiful woman next to him eating noodles, his heart moved, and he suddenly remembered some famous noodles in this place. snack.

"Give me a bowl of wonton wide noodles." Yunfeng said, this is his favorite noodle dish.

Xiao Er was silent for a while, then said: "There is no wide noodles."

Because this is a high-end place, there are very few such relatively civilian things, because they don't make much money at all by making this kind of snacks.

"Oh." Yunfeng said naturally: "Then let's have a bowl of seafood wonton."

Xiao Er was silent again, and said, "There are no wontons."

Yunfeng continued: "Oh, what about boiled lasagna?"

"...no lasagna."

"Then I want thick noodles with wontons."

"...no ravioli."

Hearing this, Yunfeng became unhappy, and frowned, "Why don't you have nothing here? What are you talking about in high-end restaurants...then order egg lasagna."

"No wide noodles!!" Xiao Er suddenly had the urge to jump off the building. .

"No? Then I would trouble you to have a bowl of wonton rice noodles."

"No wontons!!" Xiao Er broke down.

At this time, the beautiful woman on the side couldn't take it anymore and said, "What's the matter with you? They don't have wontons and lasagna, that is, they don't have any combinations related to ravioli and lasagna!"

Hearing this, Yunfeng gave Xiaoer a strange look, frowned and said, "So there are no such combinations, why didn't you say so earlier?"

Xiao Er wanted to die, and said, "Brother, what exactly do you want?"

"Okay, I'll trouble you then, I just want wontons."

“NO Ravioli!!!”

"What about the wide noodles?"

This time Xiao Er didn't answer the words, just jumped off the stairs and fell to the ground without moving.

"What's wrong with him? The stairs are over there, but not here." Yun Feng looked at Xiao Er who was lying on the ground, and shook his head in confusion.

"Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you here to find fault?" the beautiful woman couldn't help but say.

"No, I just want to eat wonton wide noodles, who knows that this store has nothing?" Yunfeng looked at the beautiful woman helplessly, his eyes full of innocence.

"Can't you just eat a bowl of fine noodles like me?" said the beautiful woman, pointing to her bowl.

"Oh~ that's a good feeling."

As he spoke, Yunfeng moved the beautiful woman's bowl of noodles in front of him.

"What are you doing?" The beautiful woman was stunned.

"Nothing, didn't you invite me to eat noodles?" Yunfeng asked back.

"I told you to order a bowl yourself!" The beautiful woman said frantically, "Who told you to eat mine? My bowl of noodles is very valuable!"

"Uh...well then, I'll pay you back." As he said that, Yunfeng handed the noodles to the beautiful woman again, but the other party didn't want to take it at all, and then Yunfeng's hand slipped, and only two "clicks" were heard. Sound, the bowl is broken and the noodles are sprinkled.

Seeing this, the beautiful woman's face was flushed with anger, and she roared at Yunfeng, "You will pay me a bowl!"

"What! I want to stay with you for one more night!" Yun Feng was shocked.

"No, no, I want you to pay ten bowls!" The beautiful woman seemed puzzled, and added ten times more.

"Fuck, I want to stay with you for ten nights!" Yunfeng peed in fright, and said with a mournful face: "Eldest sister, that me... I have bad kidneys, ten nights... I really can't accompany you."

"What mess?" The beautiful woman was about to collapse, "I want you to pay me ten bowls of noodles."

"Ah? It turned out to be ten bowls of noodles!" Yunfeng breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the cold sweat off his head, and said very grandly: "No problem, you can have as many noodles as you want. I'll treat you today!"

"Hmph, Zhenshan Pavilion provides food for free today, so I still ask you?" The beautiful woman sneered.

"Uh...then how do I pay for it? Is it possible that I really want to stay with you for ten nights?"

"Of course it's ten bowls of noodles." The beautiful woman didn't want to dwell on this issue any longer, and said, "But the ten bowls of noodles I want are not ordinary noodles."

"You don't even have ordinary ones. This poor place doesn't even have wonton wide noodles." Yunfeng curled his lips.

"I just ate Longxu noodles." The beautiful woman said proudly, "So you have to pay me ten bowls of Longxu noodles."

"Oh, no problem." Yunfeng agreed straightforwardly, and at the same time shouted: "Xiao Er, here are ten bowls of Longxu noodles."

Hearing Yunfeng's shout, there were many waiters in the store, but none of them wanted to come to Yunfeng, because just now, they all saw a waiter going to Yunfeng's place, but he jumped off the building not long after, like this This kind of weird thing is scary just thinking about it, let alone experiencing it personally.

"Why don't they come over?" Yun Feng looked at the group of trembling mistresses and frowned.

"Hmph, where's my face?" The beautiful woman seemed to have known such a result for a long time.

"I said big sister, we have no grievances or enmities, isn't it just that we overthrew a bowl of noodles? Is it necessary?" Yunfeng smiled wryly.

"Yes, third sister, Mr. Yun is also Prince Zhenwu, is it really okay for you to do this?" Suddenly, a hearty voice came.

However, according to Yunfeng, this person's words contained a lot of information.

First of all, the person who can know Yunfeng's identity is definitely not an ordinary person; moreover, since the beautiful woman is the third sister of this person, then the identity of this beautiful woman is definitely not simple. It's interesting to meet by chance.

(End of this chapter)

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