Dirty color

Chapter 206 Who Farts

Before the Empress Dowager called the emperor, she sent Xuanfeng Qingli into the palace angrily.

Feng Qingli sneered, and changed her clothes after washing, and then Shi Shiran entered the palace. As for the queen mother waiting for him?

What does this have to do with him? He didn't enter the palace to make the Queen Mother vent her anger, but because he wanted to see the Queen Mother look distraught and helpless.

Fortunately, the Queen Mother didn't know what Feng Qingli was thinking, otherwise, instead of angrily scolding Feng Qingli for her disrespect to the emperor, she would jump up and tear Feng Qingli apart.

When Feng Qingli entered the palace, the emperor finally had some free time from the "heavy" court affairs. He met the people in the empress dowager's palace, and when he heard the empress dowager invited him to go, the emperor passed by. A flash of light flashed in his eyes. A sarcastic smile, but it’s not good to go, if his mother "passed out" again or something, his reputation as an emperor is already not very good, and it will be completely ruined.

A hundred years later, the history books will definitely write that he has "corrupt moral character and is not filial to his biological mother".

The emperor felt uncomfortable and pinched his nose to see the queen mother.

At the gate of the Palace of Compassion and Ning, he met his son Feng Qingli who was waiting for the queen mother to summon him. The emperor looked sideways. He knew why the queen mother called him here today. It seems that his son did not escape his mother's call. .

When the emperor was thinking about it, he heard Feng Qingli salute to him and said: "I have seen my father, please greet my father."

The emperor said "Excuse me", and was about to say something else when he heard his son say, "It turns out that the emperor was also invited by the emperor's grandmother, what a coincidence."

emperor:"……"

What a coincidence, he was called here because of one thing, this little bastard pretended to be confused.

After the emperor glanced at Feng Qingli angrily, he walked into the Palace of Compassion and Ning, and Feng Qingli smiled and followed directly behind the emperor, saying to the emperor: "Father, take your minister, son I have stood at the gate of the Palace of Compassion and Ning for a long time, and my legs are sore."

The emperor laughed angrily, glared at Feng Qingli, and said, "If you talk nonsense, just keep standing."

Feng Qingli smiled, did not speak, and followed directly behind the emperor. The queen mother wanted to leave him alone?It also depends on whether he is willing or not.

The palace servants who had received the Queen Mother's order to hang Feng Qingli in the air did not dare to stop them when they saw this, they just hurriedly informed, the Queen Mother heard the words, her complexion turned dark, she summoned Feng Qingli, but Feng Qingli never came, Let her wait, Feng Qingli let her hang out for so long, and finally she let Feng Qingli hang out for only a short while, then the bastard came in with the emperor.

The queen mother couldn't help but blame her son.

So when seeing the emperor, the empress dowager's complexion was not very good. Regarding the greetings from the emperor and Feng Qingli, the empress dowager just snorted and stopped talking.

The emperor has long been used to such situations, he sat down by himself, Feng Qingli was very obedient, and sat down under the emperor's head, the queen mother saw that the father and son behaved exactly the same, and couldn't help but get angry——Damn it, Didn't take her seriously at all.

If Gu Mingxuan were here, she would definitely laugh at the Queen Mother, she is so stupid, she has not learned any higher moves until now, the two or three moves of hanging and yelling over and over again, it really makes people fight against her I can't even get excited.

Feng Qingli also had the same idea, but since the queen mother and the emperor didn't speak, Feng Qingli was also happy to watch the show. Anyway, the queen mother would just cry, make trouble and hang herself, and the emperor was very experienced in dealing with it. , he just needs to look at it.

However, Feng Qingli was a little happier this time. In other words, the queen mother may have learned from the pain after failing too many times, and instead of persecuting the emperor with filial piety, she turned her attention to Feng Qingli.

"Xiao Jiu, grandma sent you three girls to take care of your daily life today, why did you send them away?" She looked at Feng Qingli, pretending to hold back her anger and talk to Feng Qingli, but in fact , the expression on her face had already revealed her anger clearly.

Feng Qingli smiled and said, "Did the grandmother choose it for her grandson?"

After some confusion, the queen mother said: "The Ai family will naturally want to take a look at the selected women, and send the selected ones to your residence. Will the emperor's grandmother still choose bad ones to serve you?"

Although, in fact, the queen mother has never seen what those girls look like, hmph, it's not her little thirteen, how could she do it herself.

However, in order to look good, the queen mother still attributed the credit to herself, showing her love for Feng Qingli.

After Feng Qingli laughed, she said to the queen mother: "The imperial grandmother must have been deceived by the people below, and the three women who were sent there were so ugly that I couldn't bear to look at them directly. The grandson looked and looked, looked After reading and looking, I thought it was given by the emperor's grandmother. I wanted to hold my nose and accept it. If it is ugly, it will be the same. However, when my grandson came closer and smelled it, I found that they had something Grandson really can't stand the anger, after all, you can't let grandson block his nose when he is happy, wouldn't he be suffocated to death?"

Empress Dowager: "..." Nonsense, the woman who can be sent to the palace has not been strictly inspected in terms of body, appearance, smell and body. What kind of coquettishness is obviously nonsense.

Therefore, the Empress Dowager scolded Feng Qingli angrily, Feng Qingli shrugged and said to the Empress Dowager: "If Grandmother doesn't believe it, grandson will send someone here. Grandmother, you will know when you come closer and smell it."

The queen mother was so angry that she said: "Go, you go and recruit, the Ai family really wants to hear about it, and see if it is true, this woman is indeed full of anger."

Feng Qingli spread her hands helplessly, and asked someone to get the three women. The emperor watched the Queen Mother and Feng Qingli come and go, and a smile flashed in his eyes. It seemed that the Queen Mother couldn't do it for him. Son, after all, my son is not only full of crooked reasoning, but also very good at distorting other people's meanings, and he is not too particular about things, unlike ordinary dignitaries or his other sons, but he hates him very much , but also pay attention to the face.

Xiao Jiu, she can do anything shameless, I hope the queen mother can support her, and don't be knocked down all at once.

The emperor was right. Feng Qingli was indeed not the kind of person who suffered a loss and still maintained his face. Even when he didn't suffer a loss, if he wanted to punish others, he would do something that other powerful people would not bother to do. matter.

Generally speaking, other people pride themselves on their identities, but Feng Qingli, he comes as he feels happy.

Therefore, when the three sedan chairs carried the three beauties into the Palace of Compassion, the smile on Feng Qingli's mouth deepened. The Queen Mother will definitely have an unforgettable moment, um, this An instant, it must be worthy of the empress dowager's aftertaste for a lifetime.

And the Queen Mother, at this moment, didn't know Feng Qingli's thoughts, she only wanted to teach Feng Qingli a lesson, make Feng Qingli look ugly, it would be better for Feng Qingli to kneel down and admit her mistake, so when she heard that the sedan chair had arrived In the Palace of Compassion and Ning, the Empress Dowager said, "Xuan come in."

Feng Qingli pretended to stop her with a few sentences, saying "for the sake of the emperor's grandmother's health, I should not go to see it", "I am afraid that the smell on their bodies will reach the emperor's grandmother", etc., but the queen mother insisted on examining it for herself.

"Since the imperial grandmother must see it in person, please ask the imperial grandmother to move outside the hall, so as not to pollute the hall." Feng Qingli spread her hands and said to the queen mother.

The queen mother snorted, I will go out if you ask me to go out, and I will summon them in the hall.

Since the Empress Dowager insisted, the eunuchs of the Compassionate Ning Palace had no choice but to bring people in. Feng Qingli immediately covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief, looking unbearable, and kindly took out another handkerchief Son, handed it to the emperor, and said, "Father, here it is."

The emperor looked at Feng Qingli suspiciously, but when he heard Feng Qingli say sincerely: "Father, you will need it later." The emperor took the handkerchief Feng Qingli handed over without hesitation, hum, Brat, you're smart, you didn't cheat me with you, otherwise, heh heh.

The queen mother announced three women to come in.

When the three women came in, although their walking movements were a little stiff, they were still very elegant. After all, they were selected by the Queen Mother, so they were naturally the best among the girls. The Queen Mother glanced at Feng Qing Li, said to the people around him: "Go and check to see if the three of them have any 'sex'!"

A court lady took the order to go, and after smelling it, she fainted immediately.

Seeing this, the Empress Dowager was in shock. She didn't believe that there was any kind of coquettishness in these three women, let alone that the so-called coquettishness could make people faint. It must be Xiaojiu's tricks. Could it be a drug? ?
The Queen Mother thought so.

He ordered another maid to smell it, and that maid also fell to the ground, and another one went up, it was still the same.

The queen mother was angry, she didn't believe it, she went to smell it herself, but she didn't believe it, Xiao Jiu dared to poison her to faint.

"Aijia, go and smell it yourself." The Empress Dowager got up, and Feng Qingli smiled, raised her hand gently, aroused her inner strength, and pointed at the three women one by one, and the three women seemed to have received an electric shock Same, trembling. Shaking, Feng Qingli smiled and said to the emperor: "Father, cover your mouth and nose."

The emperor did not hesitate to cover his mouth and nose with the veil. Well, there was a faint herbal smell, which was quite pleasant. When the emperor was judging the veil, he suddenly heard a very loud voice.

Emperor: "..." Who is farting!

In a blink of an eye, he saw the expressions of shame and joy appearing on the faces of the three women. The emperor was very familiar with this kind of expression. Well, every time after constipation, he would feel good if he pulled it happily!

Then, that fart, it was the second, third, fourth...continuous...fart!

The queen mother had already fainted directly on the ground.

As for the other palace members of the Compassionate Ning Palace, those who were close had already fainted, while those who were far away crawled down and vomited, and then also fainted.

The emperor turned his head by chance, and saw that the eunuch who was following him looked like he was about to faint, and cold sweat silently flowed from the emperor's forehead—his personal eunuchs were all martial arts masters, and even the martial arts masters couldn't handle it. The stinky fart... If the enemy country will use this kind of stinky fart to deal with the people around you in the future, and then assassinate yourself, wouldn't it be...

The emperor thought far away, but Feng Qingli looked at the emperor with a smile and asked: "Father, my son is planning to go to the courtyard to get some air, I don't know..."

Before Feng Qingli finished speaking, the emperor said: "Go together, go together!"

The two of them covered their mouths and noses with handkerchiefs, their voices were muffled, which sounded ridiculous, but the emperor couldn't laugh when he saw the people all over the floor.

He took a deep breath, and then hugged the queen mother with both hands. Although the emperor held his breath, a foul and irritating smell rushed directly into the emperor's nose, and the emperor's face turned red all of a sudden.

I want to vomit and faint!
How disgusting!

After the emperor rushed out of the main hall of the Compassionate Ning Palace, he lay on the side and retched, Feng Qingli hurriedly covered the emperor's mouth and nose with the handkerchief again, at this moment, the emperor seemed to smell something good that could make people feel ecstatic Same, with a look of intoxication, it smells so good!
Looking at the emperor's expression, Feng Qingli couldn't help but twitch.

He Shi Shiran left the palace, as for the aftermath?If there is something to do, the father will serve his old age, and the father needs to use it.

Gu Wenqian, who had been waiting for the news that he was going to enter the palace to debate with three other officials and defend his daughter and son-in-law, finally, only waited for the three families to lead their daughter, returned home in despair, and immediately sent her away Gu Wenqian was stunned by the news.

Now, Feng Qingli has already settled the matter?
Well... Gu Wenqian looked disappointed, feeling that he hadn't even protected his daughter well, and her daughter became someone else's, so I feel a little bit worried.

And the same as Gu Wenqian, the emperor is also a bit worried, but the emperor's heart is just the opposite of Gu Wenqian: cheating bastard, you made a mess, slap your ass and leave, I have to clean up for you The endgame really made him unhappy!

And the two people whose father was concerned were happily sitting together, and Feng Qingli beamed at the Empress Dowager's reaction today, making Gu Mingxuan laugh all the time.

After more than ten days, Gu Mingxuan received a letter from the Marquis of Shun'an, saying that it was her second uncle, Gu Wenliang, who had set off for the capital more than ten days ago, and would arrive in the middle of next month.

Gu Mingxuan thought about it seriously, and found that she didn't have a deep impression of this second uncle. At the beginning of her previous life, she was still confused. Later, after she finally understood, this second uncle was basically an official in other places. She only came back once a year, but Gu Mingxuan still remembered that her second uncle also came back at this time in her previous life. After returning, she left her son and daughter in the Marquis of Shun'an, and then continued to serve as officials outside.

Thinking of the children of the second uncle's family, Gu Mingxuan thought of Gu Mingju, the cousin, and Gu Mingxuan couldn't help shaking her head. In her previous life, she was provoked by Chuncao, and she thought that the reason her father didn't want to betroth herself to Qi Feiming was because she wanted to fulfill Gu Mingju. Father fell out.

Thinking about it now, I am really stupid, how could my father ignore his own daughter for Gu Mingju's niece?
Besides, Gu Mingju and Gu Mingrong are the same age, but they are just younger than Gu Mingrong. After all, they are seven or eight years younger than themselves, and the age gap between Qi Feiming and Qi Feiming is even bigger. If she can't get married, how could her father ration Gu Mingju to a man who is nearly a round older than her.

Gu Mingxuan has very few memories of Gu Mingju, because after her father died, her second uncle didn't ask for any money, and took her second aunt and cousins ​​away from the Marquis of Shun'an Mansion and went to the place where he worked. .

As for after that, Gu Mingxuan didn't remember much about the second uncle's family.

The only thing she still remembers is that she framed Gu Mingju. Although she only made Gu Mingju lose a clown, in her memory, Gu Mingju was a shy little girl, so she cried miserably. Thinking about it, Gu Mingxuan felt a little guilty up.

In this life, treat that little girl better.

Gu Mingxuan secretly decided.

In the evening, after Feng Qingli came back, Gu Mingxuan was taken aback when she saw that his expression was serious, and asked, "What's the matter? But what happened?"

Feng Qingli nodded lightly, and said, "The spies have found out that there are some changes between the Northern Liang Kingdom and the Southern Liang Kingdom."

Gu Mingxuan couldn't help frowning slightly when she heard the words. She knew that the Northern Liang Kingdom and the Southern Liang Kingdom were the enemy countries that the two kings had been guarding against. The troops bypassed the army that was defending them, thus harassing the border of the Yong Dynasty.

At that time they knew that the Southern Liang Kingdom and the Northern Liang Kingdom were full of hostility towards the Great Yong Dynasty. Now that they have made a change, are they planning to invade the Great Yong Dynasty?
Gu Mingxuan always felt that she had forgotten one thing, but she couldn't remember it all at once.

(End of this chapter)