Heavenly Court Reader

Chapter 51 To Taibai
As soon as Donghuang Taiyi's banquet was over, Taibai Jinxing hurriedly greeted Laojun, and then flashed back to his Jinxing Immortal Mansion.As long as he thought of the way the Jade Emperor was angry yesterday, Taibai Jinxing felt worried, but this time his elder brother didn't want to help him, so he had no choice but to ask Bai Jiahei for help.

On the reader, I saw the topic arithmetic problem published by Bai Jiahei, and even the Wenqu Xingjun knelt down, which shows that this guy's intelligence can definitely help me. The opponent has summoned him to his subordinates.

"You won't forget, what did I invite you to be the Prosecutor of the Heavenly Court for what?" Taibai Jinxing posted in the funny group.

"Collect the latest news from all aspects of Tianting and report it to you at any time?" Han Feng then remembered how he was drawn into the group.But I'm not in the heavens, so there's some bullshit news!Thinking of being in the group again, I replied: "But I haven't collected any latest news! I'm sorry, I can't help you with this!"

"Don't tell me! We are friends, and the Xiaotian dog, please don't say a word!" Seeing Han Feng's reply, Taibai Jinxing's face darkened, and he threatened: "You don't know, the Jade Emperor did a spot check yesterday, He almost dismissed the Prosecutor of the Heavenly Court and all the officials for investigation!"

"Resignation is dismissal, I don't care, hehe!" Xiaotiangou sent out a message.

"Nimma! You're so light, if it's that simple, why should I humble you so much?" Taibai Jinxing was depressed, and continued to threaten: "You really don't know what it means to be accompanied by a king like a tiger, dismissed or lightly Yes, maybe it will kill us directly!"

"Ask me, why do you want to collect the latest news from all aspects of the Heavenly Court?" Seeing that Taibai Jinxing kept talking about collecting the latest news from all aspects of the Heavenly Court, and then the Jade Emperor became angry for no reason, he suddenly asked .

"Of course I want to make His Majesty happy!" Without noticing for a while, Taibai Jinxing told his real purpose, and when he realized it, he quickly clicked cancel.

"To make the Jade Emperor happy!" Han Feng muttered to himself, dragging his chin to think, wanting to make the Jade Emperor happy is obviously not an easy task!I don't even think about who the Jade Emperor is, he is the Lord of the Three Realms!Although the Lord of the Three Realms has been criticized by the immortals, at least no one dared to stand up against him.

After thinking for a long time, I couldn't come up with any good solution. Obviously, it is almost impossible to start from the heaven, so we can only start thinking from the mortal mind. As the No. Everything is up to oneself, but there are times when there is nothing to blame for many things, such as a daughter-in-law.
"You just want to make the Jade Emperor happy. It's not easy. I think His Majesty likes beautiful women! Just send a beautiful fairy there!" Thinking that the Jade Emperor's harem seems to be only the Queen Mother, Han Feng brushed Suggested to Taibai Jinxing.

"Friend Bai Jiahei, please don't talk nonsense. Your Majesty can be a dedicated person, and he has a deep affection for the Queen Mother. Don't try to use such indecent means to slander Your Majesty." The opposite Taibai Jinxing replied with a righteous expression.

Sending off a woman is also thanks to your thinking, Nima, it’s not that I haven’t thought about this issue, but whenever I think of the Queen Mother, Taibai Jinxing is frightened, this is a woman with a darker belly than the Jade Emperor.

Since it’s not enough to send a woman, then give some restricted-rated blockbusters that men like, this shouldn’t be impossible, right?Han Feng thought quickly, and replied to Taibai Jinxing, "Then why don't you give me some H novels?"

Now Han Feng and Taibai Jinxing have switched from funny comparison groups to private messages. In fact, they want to send real X-rated blockbusters. Unfortunately, the reader does not seem to have this function.
"What is H novel?" Taibai Jinxing asked carefully.

As a man of ten thousand years, Taibai Jinxing really doesn't understand what the H-novel Bai Jiahei said, let alone Taibai Jinxing, I am afraid that no immortal in the heavens has come into contact with it, such a dirty novel!

Seeing Bai Jiahei's explanation, Taibai Jinxing's left eyelid twitched, and finally understood what an H novel is. At this moment, Taibai Jinxing just wanted to say something. Nima!

But after thinking about it, it seems that what Bai Jiahei said is a bit feasible, although he said how dedicated and affectionate His Majesty is.But the fact is definitely not the case. I think that when the Jade Emperor fell in love with Chang'e's beauty, he always secretly turned into Wu Gang to peek in the Guanghan Palace. If it wasn't for being almost caught by the Queen Mother, he found the canopy The Marshal is the backing, maybe he is still carrying out his great cause of peeking!
Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing replied: "But Pindao has never read the so-called H novels! Besides, there are no such novels in the Heaven Realm. Do you have any, fellow Daoists Baijiahei?"

"I do have one or two books here, but why did I give them to you!" There are no H novels in the heavens?After thinking about it, he knew that this must be true, Han Feng rolled his eyes and laughed.

"This is as long as Bai and Hei Daoyou can help me overcome this difficulty." Taibai Jinxing said pitifully: "I will definitely give you a satisfactory gift as a reward."

"Brother Taibai said this a bit too much! After all, I am also serving under you. If you have difficulties, I will definitely help you. How about this! I will send it to you, and you can just copy it when you can!" On Han Feng's face, the gloomy expression that he had purchased because of the previous purchase of Flying Stealth disappeared.

"Thank you, fellow Daoist Baijiahei is really loyal!" Your uncle, why are you talking about your colleagues? Taibai Jinxing is depressed. When I didn't say that I would give you a reward, I didn't see you saying that you would definitely help.

Han Feng quickly logged into the computer, found a typical stallion H novel, wrote it as it was, and sent it to Taibai Jinxing bit by bit.It's not that Han Feng didn't want to post the full text directly, but because of the authority now, as long as the number of words exceeds [-], the f**k won't be able to type.

An hour later, Nima, his hands were sore. Looking at the H novel that was finally finished, Han Feng shook his hands and said with a smile: "OK, the whole book has been sent out, don't forget my reward Yo!"

Staring blankly at the H novel sent to him by Bai Jiahei, after reading it, Taibai Jinxing felt a rush of heat rushing to his temples, his whole body was shaken by immortal energy, and he thought to himself: "Damn! Such H, I can't bear it! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you look at it any more, if you look at it again, Pindao will die if his yang energy breaks down!"

Taibai Jinxing hastily cast a spell, turning the H novel sent by the other party in private chat into a booklet with four characters of latest news.

After he could, he stuffed it into his cuff, and replied: "Fellow Daoist Bai Jiahei is indeed a great talent! Admiration, admiration"

"Brother Taibai, you're welcome!"

Following the reposting of an H novel, Taibai Jinxing and Han Feng's address changed directly from fairy friend to brother. The two were polite and flattered each other.

"Okay, brother, I have to go out for a trip, and the reward will be given to my virtuous brother later, 886." Taibai Jinxing finished the last sentence, and then disappeared again.

(End of this chapter)