Heavenly Court Reader

Chapter 8 The tangle of the old moon
ps: I got off the train at [-] o'clock in the morning. I have just recuperated, and I am a little out of spirits. If this chapter is not well written, please don't take offense.
After finally finishing his lunch, Han Feng planned to take a stroll in the village, chatting with some buddies from the same village and hiccupping.

And at this moment in the Heavenly Court, Yuelao brought a table of delicacies from the God of Cookery, and under the Marriage Tree in front of his door, he hosted a feast for the Land, Mountain God, River God and Jinglong King.

Looking at the delicious food and wine on the table, the saliva of several people in the land was about to flow out, especially the mountain god's eyes were wide open, staring at the chicken legs in honey sauce on the table.

Although since the world and heaven were separated by the way of heaven, the land and the others have also moved from the temples of the world to the heaven, but as the lowest level of immortals, it is still difficult to eat delicacies made by the God of Cookery, and only when the Jade Emperor entertains the immortals. Only occasionally can it be eaten.

Among these little fairies, only Yue Lao can get food from the God of Cookery, because the marriage between the God of Cookery and his wife was the red line held by Yue Lao.

Seeing that everyone has arrived, Yue Lao hurriedly asked the land and others to sit down, and said, "All fellow Taoists are invited to come here today, because there is one thing I would like to ask everyone to help out with!"

"What's the matter?" Land stroked his white beard and asked.

"Come, come, let's drink first, let's talk after drinking." Yue Lao pointed to the delicacies on the table and said with a smile.

After listening to Yuelao's words, the mountain god was the first to move his chopsticks, and started to eat big mouthfuls. Seeing that the mountain god was enjoying eating with that person, the others dared to talk about being polite. He ate it all by himself, only to see the river god and Jinglong king devouring it one by one, and only the land sat there blowing his beard and staring. Who told me that besides Yuelao, he was the old man with white beard, so he couldn't compete with the mountain god and the others.

Seeing the land sitting there blowing his beard and staring, Yue Lao hurriedly said: "Everyone, you should also pay attention to quality when eating, pay attention to the virtue of respecting the old and loving the young!"

With a piece of chicken leg in his mouth, the mountain god asked, "Respect the old and love the young? Who is the old here? Who is the young?"

The river god who was sitting next to the mountain god quickly made a face to the mountain god. Seeing that the mountain god hadn't reacted yet, he stepped on the mountain god's foot under the table, and then glanced at the land, and the mountain god responded Coming over, he handed over the chicken leg that he just took a bite of, facing the land, and said, "This chicken leg is for you to eat! I only took one bite just now."

Looking at the chicken legs handed over, which were still covered with the saliva of the mountain god, his earthy face was flushed, his white beard trembled, and he said, "Eat it yourself! I can't eat food with bones, old man."

"Are you sure you don't want to eat it? If you don't eat it, I'll eat it myself!" The mountain god stuffed the chicken leg back into his mouth.

Everyone was still gobbling, their mouths were full of oil, only the land was chewing the green vegetables mixed with tofu next to him, looking like I was very angry.

Seeing that everyone had almost eaten, Yuelao put down the chopsticks in his hand and said, "Now that everyone has almost eaten, let's talk about business!"

Hearing the Lord's words, Tudi and the others also put down their chopsticks, intending to hear what Yuelao wanted to say, but the mountain god was still chewing a piece of sashimi, and said vaguely: "Yeah. Well, Yuelao, tell me, we are listening!"

Only then did Yuelao continue, and said: "That's it, didn't I write a book called "The Moon Before the Flower"! Although I have made countless marriages and kept the matchmaker for a lifetime, I want the old man to write a book about the moon before the flower." The next novel is really a bit embarrassing for the old man! The old man just wrote Chapter 5 because he didn’t think about food or tea these days. Any good advice?"

"If you can't write it down, don't write it!" The mountain god said vaguely.

"How can I do that! Mountain God, you don't know that my novel hasn't been published yet! The God of Wealth guy directly said in the comments that my novel will be eunuchs, I'm so angry! So no matter what, my flower will fall before the moon The book must be finished." Yue Lao shook the crutch in his hand, and said, "I am not only doing this for myself! It is also for you, think about the God of Wealth, who are the third-rank gods, when did we let us little gods go?" In the eyes? So we have to fight for our breath, and we must not let them look down upon us!"

As the saying goes, the mouth that eats people is short, and the hands that grab people are short. The immortals who had just eaten Yuelao's delicious meal, heard Yuelao's words, and quickly agreed: "Yuelao is right, right!"

"Then everyone, please tell me what good opinions you have!" Yue Lao stared at them and said.

"Uh, I'm a rough man. If Yuelao asks me to help you loose soil and move mountains or something, I will never say anything, but what novels are you talking about! It knows me, but I don't know it!" The mountain god replied with a look of don't ask me.

"Why don't you ask Land! Isn't his novel finished!" Seeing Yuelao looking at him, River God hurriedly pointed to Land.

"Yeah, land, tell me! Do you have any good suggestions?" Yuelao turned to look at the land and asked.

"Don't ask me! Although my novel is finished, no one has given me a reward so far! It's not as good as you Yuelao! At least you have a reward from Baijiahei Daoyou for your novel 100 merit coins!" The land replied depressingly.

Hearing Tudi's words, Yuelao laughed and said, "I am grateful from the bottom of my heart for the reward from fellow Daoist Baijiahei, so I gave him a marriage rope!"

"Is this the red rope that no one has cleaned all over the floor?" The mountain god pinched out a ball of red rope from under his feet at some point, and asked.

"What is unattended cleaning? It's called decoration. Do you understand decoration?" Yue Lao replied with a blushing face.

Seeing that everyone didn't have any good opinions, Yue Lao sighed in his heart: "It seems that this meal is for nothing!"

"Why doesn't anyone ask me? Am I so easily ignored?" Jing Longwang looked at Yuelao with a depressed expression.

Jing Longwang has always believed that his literary literacy is higher than that of anyone present, but he often lights up to read!Although they all read some restricted-level books, they are still books anyway!I can't bear to read too many bad books!
Seeing Yuelao's dejected expression, Heshen said again: "Why don't you ask King Jinglong! He reads a lot, and I often get up to pee in the middle of the night, and I can still see his house lit up and reading there!"

"Okay! Then I wonder if Jinglong King has any good suggestions?" Yuelao looked at Jinglong King and asked.

"This, that." When Yuelao really asked himself, King Jinglong realized that he couldn't think of any good suggestions, so he hesitated and said, "Didn't you say that fellow Daoist Baijiahei gave it to you?" Have you given a reward for the novel? Obviously, fellow Daoist Baijiahei is very optimistic about Yuelao’s novels! Why don’t Yuelao ask fellow Daoist Baijiahei for advice?”

"Fellow Daoist Baijiahei?" Yuelao slapped his thigh and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it's a good idea. If King Jinglong hadn't reminded me that I almost forgot, I'll ask fellow Daoist Baijiahei later!"

(End of this chapter)