The reverse girl becomes a phoenix, the eldest lady

Chapter 257 Entering the Sword God 11
Backed by boulders and covered by trees, several red tents have been set up, and ten people gathered in the open space.

Lu Kuangyan leaned lazily on the green tree by the roadside, with a faint smile on his lips, and a cold radiance on Ruyu's face. It was midnight at this time, and the moonlight leaked through the cracks in the trees, and the emerald green lighting The pearls reflect each other.

"All the rings have been confiscated. We haven't eaten anything since the day, and we have to find food by ourselves. Now let's talk about the division of labor." Zheng Yunhan looked like a big brother, and glanced at everyone coldly. There are a few here that are extremely at odds with him, hell, who would want to work with them if it wasn't for winning the championship.

Lu Kuangyan raised her eyebrows, listening to Zheng Yunhan's roll call: "The food will be handed over to Yun Tianhen and Yu Luo."

Yu Luo is the weakest one in their team, only two-star Shenzong.

Ha ha……

A funny look flashed across Lu Kuangyan's eyes, and he asked slowly: "Why did you send me to get food? I heard that although it is surrounded by the sword god collar, there are supreme beasts. If you accidentally run into it , wouldn’t you die?”

I want you to die!

Zheng Yunhan thought so in his heart, but didn't say it out of his mouth, he gave her a defiant look: "Do you have an opinion? Follow mine."

"Of course there is an opinion." Lu Kuangyan sneered: "Why do you do it according to your opinion? I remember that all ten of us are equal, there is no difference between high and low. Don't you feel disgusted by acting like a captain?"

She didn't have any opinion on what Zheng Yunhan wanted, but she just deliberately caused trouble for him.

"Yun Tianhen, don't go too far!" Zheng Yunhan's face turned green and then pale when the point was mentioned, and he continued: "Since you are talking about the captain, then let's talk about the captain now. Your Honor, there is nothing wrong with me being the captain, right? Here are ten people, vote with a show of hands, let's get started!"

Don't accept me, hum, I want you to be convinced.

Xu considered that although Zheng Yunhan was annoying, but his strength was indeed good, five people raised their hands, and one hesitated a little, looked at Lu Kuangyan, then at Zheng Yunhan, and raised his hand.

"See, add me for self-recommendation. Now seven people agree. From now on, I am the captain. Yun Tianhen, do you have any opinions?" Zheng Yun looked at her coldly, and said: "I am the captain, so I have the right to decide." Division of labor, you and Yu Luohou are responsible for eating."

In fact, he wished that Lu Kuangyan would die while eating. He had to worry about the Supreme Beast when he was looking for food, and he also had to worry about whether people from the black team would sneak up on him.

Lu Kuangyan blinked, and her smile deepened: "Okay! It's just..."

"What?" Zheng Yunhan was impatient.

"It's just that I'm lazy by nature. I hunt for whatever I see. If it's something I hunted hard and risked my life, no matter what it is, you can't object, otherwise the matter of eating will be left to others. Alright." After Lu Kuangyan finished speaking, without waiting for Zheng Yunhan to speak, he said again: "And I like to eat without washing the dishes, so I will leave it to you, the captain, to wash the dishes so easily."

"..." Everyone was speechless. Do you need a bowl to eat wild food in this jungle?
Zheng Yunhan clearly heard her teeth gnashing loudly, and finally nodded angrily: "Okay!" Want him to help her wash the dishes?Just kidding, it's not enough to find someone to do it for you.

"That's okay, Captain, I'm going now!" Lu Kuangyan waved at Yu Luo, signaling him to go with her, and the two left together.

Zheng Yunhan opened the tent, sat down cross-legged and began to practice.

As a result, not even a short while after entering the samadhi, there was a burst of movement, and Lu Kuangyan came back!
"Ouch, what is this?"

"Take it, take it, take it away."

"Master Yun, you are too deceitful, can this thing be eaten?"

……

People outside looked at Lu Kuangyan covered in mud, holding a long stick in his hand, exuding a disgusting stench, and they all backed away.

Zheng Yunhan frowned, got up and strode out, but was stunned, what is in Lu Kuangyan's hand?
snake!
It turned out to be a snake!

Fuck it!

He knew that this snake was called the Smelly Loach Snake. It was half loach and half snake blood, extremely slippery and very difficult to catch. The biggest lethality was not the camouflaged appearance like the mud, but the stink on its body. Those who smelled it wanted to hold it My heart, liver and lungs vomited profusely.

Lu Kuangyan actually took this for dinner, what joke are you kidding?Which one of them is not well-clothed, eats the best, drinks the best, and she actually makes them eat such disgusting things.

She definitely did it on purpose!
"Don't worry, everyone. Although the stinky loach snake smells bad, it's delicious. It's delicious. The meat is crispy, smooth and not greasy. The aroma wafts all over the place when it's roasted." Lu Kuangyan sat on the stone and used it repeatedly. He said a few words to praise the stinky loach snake, and then began to pull out the bones.

The stinky loach snake was ripped open, and a pile of red, green, and green ants and poisonous insect corpses flowed out, together with the sulfur-colored juice, it made people's stomachs churn, and even Zheng Yunhan, who was standing far away, couldn't help but find a place Go throw up.

The fragrance wafts all over the place, a woolen yarn!
Can such a disgusting thing be connected with those few words Lu Kuangyan said?Obviously, their imaginations are really not that rich. They only know that if they eat this thing, they will not be able to eat anything else for at least a month. The stinky loach snake is disgusting enough.

"Yun Tianhen, you throw this thing away quickly, and find something to eat again." Zheng Yunhan suddenly admired Lu Kuangyan a little bit, she is the closest to the stinky loach snake, not only is she not afraid of the stench that wafts all over the place, she is not afraid of it. That disgusting snake corpse was still able to talk to them with a smile on its face, and that calmness really made him fall to the ground.

Lu Kuangyan stood up, with an innocent smile on his face, pointed to the dirt on his body, and said, "Have you just forgotten what you said, Captain? Captain said that I risked my life to get it back Things, the captain will not dislike it, what does the captain want to do now? Is my life a joke? This is how the captain takes care of your own team members?"

Zheng Yunhan choked on a word, his chest heaved with anger like a sick patient, his heart was about to collapse, he and Lu Kuangyan were enemies from the beginning, okay?Why doesn't Lu Kuangyan have any self-consciousness as an enemy now?Still let him take care of her?Is her head pumped?

However, these thoughts are tacit, but no one dares to say them out. Once they are said out, they will face a breakup. Everything comes first, and he will bear it!

"But you can't bring these disgusting things back on purpose." Zheng Yunhan said in a deep voice with a dark face.

Lu Kuangyan grinned, turned his gaze to Yu Luo who went out together, and slowly said: "Yu Luo, when we met the stinky loach snake just now, we met the eight-star super divine beast Feng Qingbao, right?"

Yu Luo was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Yes!" But Feng Qingbao saw them and walked away directly!
The eight-star super beast... Zheng Yunhan's lips twitched. It was really dangerous. What can I say? Could it be that he wants to slap himself in the face?
Having no choice but to give up, he shook his sleeves and left, Lu Kuangyan shouted behind him: "Master Captain, the meat will be roasted in a while, where is Sir Captain going?"

Seeing that she was very excited, she had already set up firewood and started to barbecue.

Zheng Yunhan endured it for a while, clenched his fists, and replied angrily: "I'm not hungry, so I won't eat tonight."

"Oh!" Lu Kuangyan replied indifferently, and Zheng Yunhan clearly heard a hint of gloating from it.

Meimou turned to the other team members who had vomited their bitterness, and smiled very kindly: "What about you? Do you want to come over? It will be baked soon."

Everyone shuddered in unison, feeling that Lu Kuangyan's smile was very close to that of a devil, shaking their heads and saying, "No, no, we are not hungry either."

After speaking, he left as if fleeing, entered his tent, tightened his stomach and went to sleep.

Ning Ren and Shuang Yan sat on the side far away, looking at her in blank dismay, really not sure what Lu Kuangyan wanted to do, she must really want to eat this food!
Then, their puzzled eyes turned into salivation, the snake skin faded, and the white and tender meat made a "sizzling" sound under the flame, and the golden oil dripped, making the tongue of fire rise, and the smell of meat gradually changed from fragrance to fragrance. It was strong, and in less than a quarter of an hour, the fragrance permeated the entire camp. The team members who were sleeping on their stomachs got up and looked at it, and they were all speechless.

Their stomachs were rumbling, and their stomachs growled even more happily when they smelled the wonderful aroma. They only felt their chests pressed against their backs, and they were so hungry that they panicked.

It is only now that I understand what Lu Kuangyan meant by the crispy meat and the fragrance wafting all over the place. I really don't know that the stinky loach snake can become so delicious, just smelling it makes my mouth so hungry.

However, they all said just now that they were not hungry anymore. Are they going to change their words and say that they are hungry again?

Everyone was entangled, weighing the important thing about the belly and the important thing about face, so they decisively chose the former, since the stomach is not well served, so what is there to save face?
Walking towards Lu Kuangyan, Lu Kuangyan looked up at them, his clear eyes were as bright as stars, and there was still a faint smile on his lips: "What's the matter? Want to eat?"

"Yeah!" Everyone blushed, but Lu Kuangyan didn't say anything superfluous, cut up the meat, handed it over one by one, and said, "Here!"

Shuangyan took a bite of the delicious meat, her cheeks flushed slightly, and she was inexplicably happy. Where can I find a man with strong strength and good craftsmanship? What's more, Lu Kuangyan's cool and clean temperament is like a moon god, which is very fascinating. It is normal for the daughter's family to be moved.

Lu Kuangyan didn't know what Shuangyan was thinking. If she knew that she was being raped by a woman, she wouldn't know how cold she would be, I'm afraid she would have goosebumps!
Ning Ren smiled and gave a thumbs up to praise: "The taste is really good, hey, Yun Tian, ​​how did you know that the stinky loach snake can be eaten and tastes so good?" He changed the name involuntarily, and the relationship between the two suddenly became tense. Much closer.

"This is a secret!" When she robbed the tomb together with Bai Yelianqiao and the others, she ate this by chance. She remembered that her expression was very exciting at that time, no different from the group in front of her.

However, later on, it wasn't as if he wolfed down a large piece of meat and settled such a large mass of meat.

Raising a bunch of barbecue in Yang's hand, she said to Zheng Yunhan who was standing in the distance: "Master Captain, do you want to come over and eat some?"

Zheng Yunhan was upset, and seeing the scene of laughter, chatting and eating, he became angry for no reason, coldly refused, and turned back into the tent: "No need, I'm not hungry!"

A group of people ate barbecue, and they didn’t feel sleepy at all. They talked about the stars, the moon, life, and ideals. Finally, they talked about beautiful girls. I kept protesting, and finally had to get up and drink two sips of cold water.

I hated Lu Kuangyan more and more in my heart.

People tend to forget things when they are excited. A man named Xiao Jin said half-seriously and half-jokingly: "Mr. Yun is really handsome. If he is a woman, she must be good-looking."

As soon as the words came out, the audience suddenly fell silent, and the people sitting around him panicked. They hadn't forgotten Lu Kuangyan's terrifying strength. How can ordinary masters allow others to imagine that words like "it's a woman" can irritate men the most. , if Lu Kuangyan gets angry, the consequences for Xiao Jin will be very serious.

(End of this chapter)