The strongest shopkeeper

Chapter 109 Crazy Rabbit

Chang'e held Jiang Kun in her arms, and Jiang Kun's head was pressed against Fairy Chang'e's soft and plump breasts. Through the tulle, she could even feel Fairy Chang'e's body temperature.

"Sin, sin, how can I be so evil?" Jiang Kun thought to himself.

Chang'e and the Queen Mother were walking by the Tianhe River. After walking for a long time, they found an excuse to leave.

On the way back to Guanghan Palace, Chang'e asked Jiang Kun, "How much fairy water from the Yaochi did you steal?"

"I didn't steal much, and I sucked up one-fifth of the water in the Yaochi." Jiang Kun said.

"Hahaha, that old hag, the Queen Mother, must be pissed off this time." Chang'e laughed happily.

Since the Queen Mother imprisoned Zhinu, she has been looking for opportunities to take revenge on the Queen Mother, but unfortunately she has never found it.Today, Jiang Kun stole so much water from the fairyland, it's no wonder the Queen Mother is mad.

"Fairy Chang'e, why are you so happy?" A god general in battle armor walked over and asked, holding a dog by his hand.

Chang'e looked at the general and said, "So it's Erlang God Yang Jian. I saw two fish fighting in Tianhe just now, and I thought it was very funny."

"Really? Where is it? I'll take a look too." Yang Jian leaned over curiously.

"It has already swam away," Chang'e said.

Yang Jian seemed a little disappointed.

For hundreds of years, the Heavenly Court has been too stable. He, a god, will have nothing to do all day long. He can only walk around and patrol around, hoping that there will be some disturbances in his life.

"Huh? Fairy Chang'e, why did your rabbit get smaller?" Yang Jian asked, looking at Jiang Kun in Chang'e's arms.

"My jade rabbit has been lonely and cold recently, so I found a companion for her," Chang'e said.

"is it?"

Yang Jian's eyes lit up, "My Ah Huang is also lonely and cold recently, why don't you, the rabbit, accompany my Ah Huang?"

Xiaotiangou is just a title in the Heavenly Court. Yang Jian usually calls his dog Ahuang, which seems more affectionate.

Chang'e glanced at Yang Jian's dog, threw Jiang Kun in her arms to the ground, and said to Yang Jian, "Be careful not to be killed by my rabbit."

Wang!Wang!Wang!
When Xiao Tiangou saw the little rabbit, he barked wildly and couldn't wait to chase it.

Xiaotiangou is often bullied by Chang'e's big rabbit, but he didn't expect to meet a little rabbit today, so he must bully it well.

Jiang Kun stared at the Xiaotian dog with disdain. This dog seemed very arrogant.

"Ah Huang, go play with Fairy Chang'e's rabbit." Yang Jian said, letting go of the dog chain in his hand.

Wang!Wang!
Xiaotiangou ran towards Jiang Kun as fast as lightning, but Jiang Kun ran even faster and disappeared in a flash.

"Fairy Chang'e, how can your rabbit run so fast?" Yang Jian said in surprise.

"Hmph, how can my Chang'e's pet be an idler?" Chang'e said proudly.

Jiang Kun ran upstream along the Tianhe River, and Xiao Tiangou chased after him, getting farther and farther away from the place where Yang Jian and Fairy Chang'e were chatting.

At this time, Jiang Kun stopped on an empty river beach, and the roaring dog behind him also stopped.

"Cute little bunny, you can't run anymore, come and play with me." Xiaotiangou grinned back, revealing a smile.

"Damn it, you can actually talk!" Jiang Kun heard a dog talk for the first time.

"I'm a god, of course I can talk, but I don't usually speak." Xiao Tiangou said, "Don't you also talk?"

Jiang Kun is now a rabbit, confronting Xiaotiangou on the river beach, attracting many animals to watch.

A crane landed on the grass by the river and said to Xiaotiangou: "Xiaotiangou, you are bullying small animals again."

A turtle floated up from the Milky Way and said to Jiang Kun: "Little rabbit, run, this Xiaotian dog likes to bully small animals the most, and he is the great devil in the animal kingdom of our heaven."

"That's right, only Fairy Chang'e's big rabbit can cure it." A red fish jumped up from the Milky Way and said to Jiang Kun.

……

The fish, shrimps, shellfish, and mussels in the Tianhe all swim to the surface to watch the fun. They are the melon-eating crowd in the animal kingdom.

Wang!
Xiao Tiangou rushed towards Jiang Kun.

Jiang Kun stood up, erected a pair of rabbit ears, raised two furry rabbit front legs, and jumped back and forth under his feet, like a boxer.

Seeing Xiaotianquan rushing towards him with his mouth open, he punched Xiaotianquan in the face with a right uppercut, and sent Xiaotianquan flying away, shattering his teeth on the ground.

The rabbit actually knocked the Xiaotian dog away with a single punch.

All the animals looked at Jiang Kun in surprise.

"I am the king of the rabbit world." Jiang Kun said to the animals around him. It was the first time he was pretending to be aggressive in the animal world, and he felt a little excited.

Xiaotiangou's eyes were full of fear, knowing that he was no match for the rabbit in front of him, so he ran away, and it was safest to return to his master.

"Dog, don't run away."

Jiang Kun landed on two legs, running like a human, chasing Xiao Tiangou, with a pair of long rabbit ears on his head swaying in the wind.

woo woo~ woo woo~
The Xiaotian dog wailed endlessly, and was chased by a rabbit and ran around. His reputation in the animal kingdom of Tianting was completely ruined.

The pets raised by Fairy Chang'e are all monsters!Xiao Tianquan complained sadly in his heart.It doesn't matter that the big rabbit is powerful, but this little rabbit is also that powerful.

Finally, Xiaotiangou saw his master Yang Jian was still chatting with Fairy Chang'e, so he ran over quickly.

Yang Jian saw that his Xiaotian dog was in a miserable state and was chased back by Chang'e's rabbit. He was shocked. His Xiaotian dog was actually afraid of a little white rabbit.

Jiang Kun was faster than Xiaotiangou, and he was about to catch up with Xiaotiangou. He jumped up and kicked Xiaotiangou's ass.

"Rabbit, enough is enough."

Yang Jian ran over, trying to block the rabbit's flying kick and protect his Xiaotian dog.In his opinion, a rabbit is just a rabbit, how strong can it be?

"Yang Jian, be careful!"

Chang'e hurriedly reminded, but it was too late.

Ah ~
He heard Yang Jian scream, and he spat out a mouthful of blood. He was kicked hundreds of meters away, kneeling on one knee, vomiting blood.

It seems that the injury is not serious.

"I was kicked by a rabbit and got internal injuries!" Yang Jian clutched his chest and looked at Jiang Kun not far away in disbelief.

Xiaotiangou also widened his dog eyes, looked at Jiang Kun, and then at Yang Jian. His master is the strongest warrior in the heaven, and he can't beat a rabbit.

"Yang Jian, are you okay?" Fairy Chang'e asked Yang Jian.

"I... I... I'm fine... Your rabbit is really fierce." Yang Jian staggered to his feet, suffering from internal injuries.

"My rabbit didn't kick you on purpose, don't rely on me to ask for compensation." Fairy Chang'e was actually afraid that Jiang Kun would kick Yang Jian and Yang Jian asked her for compensation.

puff!
Yang Jian spat out another mouthful of blood. He thought Fairy Chang'e was caring about him, but unexpectedly she was thinking about compensation.

This world is so fucking realistic, what about human care?
(End of this chapter)