The strongest shopkeeper

Chapter 257 Anti-Routine

How deep is the routine, who takes whom seriously?
Jiang Kun feels that the whole person is not good, what about the trust between people?No, what about the trust between humans and demons?The whole fuck is a routine.

"Little friend, you can't be so foolish as a demon. Be careful that you won't get married in the future." Jiang Kun educated the crow.

"You bad guys who want to steal the treasures of our Kunlun Monster Race, I won't let you succeed." Crow said, "Now you have been poisoned, just wait quietly for death."

"Well, I can only wait to die." Jiang Kun said calmly, and sat down on a stone by the roadside.

He is not even afraid of the ruler of the God Tomb plane, how could he be afraid of a little bit of poison?Since the crow tricked him, he also had to reverse the trick and come back.

"Huh? You are the calmest person I have ever seen who is about to die." Crow said with some surprise. In the past, those people knew that they had been poisoned. Jiang Kun was so indifferent.

"People are mortal, so who can escape? It's just a matter of dying sooner or later." Jiang Kun sighed, picked up the bottle next to him, and poured another mouthful of poison into his mouth, his eyes full of sadness.

Life is like a play, all depends on acting skills!Now Jiang Kun's acting skills can be said to be top-notch.

"You are quite unique as a human being." The crow landed on Jiang Kun's shoulder, became interested in Jiang Kun, and asked him, "Who are you? What's your name?"

"My name is Jiang Kun. I am an ordinary person at the foot of Kunlun Mountain. I heard that there is an elixir that can bring the dead back to life on Kunlun Mountain. I came here to find the elixir to save people." Jiang Kun said with a frown.

"Who are you going to save?" Crow asked curiously.

"You, a monster, don't know how to understand human feelings. It's useless to say it, you go, let me wait here to die alone." Jiang Kun sighed, looking hopeless.

This is a trick to get caught, deliberately to lure the crow's appetite, the more the crow wants to know, the less he will tell her, letting her step into his trap step by step.

"You're going to die anyway, so tell me about you." Crow has a gossipy temperament, and really wants to know what happened to Jiang Kun that can make a person face death so calmly.

Jiang Kun glanced at the crow slightly, and began to make up a story: "My childhood sweetheart, her name is Qingyu, we have known each other since childhood, she is a child of an official family, and I am just a poor boy from an ordinary peasant family..."

……

Jiang Kun told the crow a story with great emotion for a whole morning.

The general content of the story is that Jiang Kun, a poor boy with no power and power, fell in love with Qing Yu, a wealthy family. Married to a well-matched son-in-law.

However, Qingyu was bitten by a poisonous snake while going out, and her life was in danger. Qingyu's natal family and husband's family all detested her.Only Jiang Kun never left her, took her back to his home, and risked his life to find elixir in Kunlun Mountains to heal her.

This kind of bloody romance plot, in modern society, probably no one will pay attention to it, but this is the plane of the tomb of gods, not modern society.It was the first time this crow was exposed to such a touching love story, and it was completely moved.

"Big brother, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be so miserable." The crow was so moved that he wept bitterly, tears rolling in his dark eyeballs, and he blamed himself deeply in his heart.

"I'm going to die anyway, wouldn't it be beautiful to go to Huangquan with Qing Yu and be a pair of desperate mandarin ducks?" Jiang Kun said openly.

"You don't have to die, I'll take you to Uncle Duanmu, he has the antidote, and he has the best elixir in Kunlun Mountains, I will intercede with him, he will definitely give you some elixir." Crow said to Jiang Kun said that he firmly believed in Jiang Kun's story.

Jiang Kun knows that Duanmu is the boss of Kunlun Mountain, which is equivalent to the realm of real martial arts in human martial arts cultivation, and can completely break the void and enter the heaven.

Jiang Kun followed the crow into the Baihua Valley, and a dense bamboo forest appeared in front of him. The green bamboo forest swayed gently in the soft wind. There was a small wooden house in the bamboo forest, and a man in Tsing Yi sat cross-legged in front of the house. Practice on the stone.

"Uncle Duanmu, Uncle Duanmu..." Wu Yafei shouted to Duanmu in front of the wooden house in front of Jiang Kun.

When the man in Tsing Yi heard someone calling him, he recovered from his trance, turned his gaze to the crow, and asked her, "Little crow, what did you come to see me for?"

"Uncle Duanmu, hurry up and save this man, he has been poisoned by your liver and intestines, and he is about to die." The crow said to Duanmu.

Duanmu glanced at Jiang Kun with some doubts in his eyes, because Jiang Kun's face was rosy and there was no sign of poisoning at all.

"What happened to him?" Duanmu asked the crow.

"That person is miserable."

Crow cried in an innocent and childish voice, telling Duanmu the story Jiang Kun told her, crying while talking.

Duanmu is an old monster who has lived for thousands of years. He is not as easy to deceive as the little crow. After listening to the story, he looked at Jiang Kun with a sneer and said, "My friend, you are not poisoned. You made up this story, right?"

"Haha, you saw through it." Jiang Kun rubbed the back of his head and smiled.

fake?

The crow was stunned. Seeing Jiang Kun's cheerful smile, he instantly realized that he had been cheated.

Opening his crow's mouth angrily, he roared at Jiang Kun: "You liar, cheating on this girl's feelings, I shed so many tears in vain."

"You were the one who tricked me into drinking poison to kill me first, so we're even." Jiang Kun said.

"you……"

The crow stretched out her wings and pointed at Jiang Kun, her mouth almost twisted in anger. It is true that she tricked Jiang Kun into drinking the poison first, and she was wrong first.

However, she immediately came back to her senses and asked Jiang Kun, "I saw you drink the poison with my own eyes, why are you alright?"

Duanmu was also very surprised that this man drank the poison he prepared, but he didn't die from the poison.One must know that the poison he concocted, even if a strong man in the realm of true martial arts ate it, he would die.

"Little crow, are you sure he drank my poison?" Duanmu asked the crow.

"I'm sure, I saw him drink it with my own eyes, and he drank a few more when he told me the story later," replied the crow.

Duanmu's expression suddenly became much more serious. I don't know what method this young man used to remove his poison, but it can be inferred from this that he is definitely not simple.

"Friend, why did you come to my holy land of the Kunlun monster clan?" Duanmu asked Jiang Kun, not daring to let his guard down at all.

"I'm here to ask for some fairy grass, and take it back to treat a friend. I didn't expect your Kunlun monster kid to play me a trick, so I had to play her the other way." Jiang Kun looked at the crow and smiled.

The crow was so angry that she was about to explode. Her routine was tried and tested, and she had killed countless villains who came to Kunlun Mountain to steal the elixir. Today, she was actually tricked by this guy in front of her, which made her very upset.

(End of this chapter)