The strongest shopkeeper

Chapter 46 Three psychopaths (reward plus more)

"Master Jiang Kun, what do you think of Xiao Ai's current figure?" Xiao Ai asked Jiang Kun.

"It's pretty good, neither fat nor thin." Jiang Kun said.

"It seems that I am really fat." Xiao Ai muttered.

It is said on the Internet that if a man says you are thin, it means that you are in the right shape, and if a man says that you are in a moderate shape, it means that you are fat and it is time to lose weight.If even men think you are fat, it is hopeless.

Jiang Kun didn't care too much about Xiao Ai's weight loss. She is an artificial intelligence, can she still starve to death?
"Next," yelled the doctor in the shock treatment room.

Jiang Kun sent Yang Zhentian in, but he didn't go in himself, and waited outside the treatment room.

About half an hour later, the electric shock treatment was over, and Yang Zhentian was pushed out by the nurse, and he was in a coma, with several conductive needles still inserted in his head.

"Miss Nurse, how is my friend?" Jiang Kun asked.

"After a small amount of electric shock, he has recovered his sanity, but he will stay in the hospital for a few days and cooperate with drug treatment." The nurse said.

"Oh, thank you then." Jiang Kun said with a smile.

The nurse pushed Yang Zhentian to a ward, and Jiang Kun and Xiao Ai stood by his side, waiting for him to wake up.

In this ward besides Yang Zhentian, there are three other mental patients, all of whom are elderly, sleeping on the bed, staring at the front blankly.Jiang Kun guessed that these people might have Alzheimer's.

"Xiao Ai, go and buy some fruit, I'll watch him here." Jiang Kun said.

"Okay, Lord Jiang Kun."

Xiao Ai left the ward, and only Jiang Kun, Yang Zhentian, and three mental patients were left in the room.Jiang Kun was idle and bored, so he took out his mobile phone and played games.

"Taishang Laojun is as urgent as a law!" An old man sat up from the hospital bed and shouted.He lifted the quilt on his body, sat cross-legged on the hospital bed, put his hands on his knees, and his eyes were as big as copper bells.

What the hell!

Jiang Kun was so frightened by his sudden yell that he almost sat down on the ground.

What's wrong with this old man?Jiang Kun thought to himself, turned around and looked at the old man, who was sitting cross-legged on the hospital bed, with his back straight, his eyes closed, and his face serious.

"Crazy!" Jiang Kun cursed, turned around and continued playing the game.

At this time, the old man suddenly opened his eyes and stared at Jiang Kun: "Young man, this old man is not crazy, this old man is the Supreme Lord."

"Aren't you crazy? Am I?" Jiang Kun said, "Who in a normal person would say that he is the Supreme Lord?"

"I'm really an old gentleman descending to earth." The old man said, his expression was very serious, as if he said it was true.

"Well, to tell you the truth, I'm actually the Jade Emperor, how about it? Awesome?" Jiang Kun said.

When you can't communicate with neuropathy, you can't use the logic of normal people to talk to them, and you must find another way.

"The Taishang Laojun is as urgent as the law!" Another old man sat up from the bed and shouted loudly, Jiang Kun was taken aback again.

Like the first old man, he sat cross-legged on the bed, put his hands on his knees, closed his eyes tightly, in a posture of practicing magic.

"Damn it, staying here will give these old guys a heart attack." Jiang Kun scolded.

"Little brother, my Daoist sees a ray of spiritual light rising from your Tianling Gai, so you must be an extraordinary person." The second old man pinched his fingers and counted.

Did he see all this? !Jiang Kun was startled, this old man can't be really a master, can he?

"What else can you figure out?" Jiang Kun asked hastily.

The second old man who sat up quickly pinched his fingers and muttered words, just like a fortune teller on the street.

After counting for a few minutes, he stopped the movement of his hands, opened his eyes and said, "Brother, although you are an extraordinary person, you cannot escape the troubles of emotions and desires. I calculated that because of your kidney deficiency, your wife ran away with other men. I am a god with professional ethics, and I will not talk about this kind of thing."

"Your mother's professional ethics, crazy!" Jiang Kun scolded, he doesn't even have a wife, how could his wife run away with another man?Also, what the hell is kidney deficiency?

The psychiatric department of the hospital is really a magical place, full of neuropathy.

"Little brother, he is insane, imitating my speech, I am the real Taishang Laojun." The first old man said.

"I am the god of fortune-telling, and I figured out that you are a fake Taishang Laojun." The second old man said to the first old man, making calculations in his hands.

Ashley!
Jiang Kun was convinced, and there were ten thousand mmp words in his heart, he didn't know whether to say it or not.

"The way of heaven is not benevolent, treat everything as a straw dog, if the sky kills me, I will defy the sky." The third old man suddenly jumped up from the bed, raised his head and glared at the ceiling, and shouted loudly.

"My little heart!"

Jiang Kun was frightened again and covered his chest. He was really about to have a heart attack from being frightened by these three old guys.

"Where's my big dragon knife?"

The third old man looked left and right, jumped off the bed, and picked up the broom in the corner, which he called the "big dragon knife".Then he jumped back on the bed and poked at the ceiling with the broomstick.

"Heaven, I'm going to kill you." The third old man roared and stabbed the ceiling even more frantically.

A drop of cold sweat fell on Jiang Kun at the side, and he was speechless after reading it. He really wanted to say, "Master, that's not the way of heaven, that's the ceiling. You must have been poisoned after reading too many fantasy novels."

boom!
The ceiling was pierced by the third old man, and a large piece of cement fell down and hit the old man's head, causing him to jump up and down in pain.

"The Dao of Heaven is really powerful, I, Chen Nan, will not admit defeat." The old man looked at the ceiling angrily and cursed, then picked up the broom and stabbed the ceiling again.

The mud clods on the ceiling fell down with a splash, smashing the head of the third old man, but he still didn't stop what he was doing, insisting on destroying the Dao of Heaven.

"Master, if you don't stop, you will be crushed to death." Jiang Kun rushed forward, hugged him, and told him not to poke the ceiling again.

"Let go of me, I'm going to destroy the way of heaven." The old man struggled frantically, holding on to the "big dragon knife" tightly and not letting go.

Bang!

The door of the ward opened, and a nurse came in with a tray of injections and medicines, glanced at Jiang Kun and the old man on the ground, and said, "It's time for injections and medicines."

When she saw the punctured ceiling, she didn't have the slightest surprise on her face, because she was used to it, and the ceiling had been punctured N times by the third old man.

"It's over, someone more powerful than Heaven has appeared." The old man Jiang Kun hugged said in fear.

The other two old men had already obediently lay down in the bed, keeping themselves safe and not daring to make any more mischief.

"I'll go, it turns out that the nurse is the nemesis of these three psychopaths." Jiang Kun thought to himself.

"Sir, thank you for stopping him." The nurse said to Jiang Kun.

"It's okay, this is what I should do." Jiang Kun let go of the old man in his arms.

The old man jumped into the bed, covered the quilt, and looked at the nurse pitifully.

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(End of this chapter)