Eighty struggle little wife
Chapter 963 Mental disorder, tofu brain
Chapter 963 Mental disorder, tofu brain
Speaking of tofu nao, there is a stalk in it.
This is also Yuchi Yunting's favorite tactic to deal with those new recruits who have just come under his command.
It's old-fashioned, but it doesn't work.
He was a little speechless when his wife used it on him today.
But when he saw that his wife was pretending to be joking, he felt a little distressed.
The daughter-in-law didn't want to see her jokes, she was obviously afraid that he would find out what she looked like.
Speeding all the way, fortunately, there were no people on the road, but the road conditions were bad and the bumps were severe.
Fortunately, after the wind blows, the traces on the road are quickly covered by the wind and sand, leaving no traces.
All the way back to the camp, Bai Jiujiu rushed aside and vomited.
Nan Yanan had been waiting at the camp, and when he saw the car coming back, he rushed over.
"Boss, what's wrong with sister-in-law? Are you pregnant?"
They are all fathers, so of course they are familiar with the meaning of a woman's vomiting.
Yuchi Yunting kicked over, what was going through his mind!
"Get your sister-in-law a glass of water!"
The daughter-in-law has seen many big scenes, but she has never been sprayed with brains on her face, not even the black veil on her face.
Originally, when Bai Jiujiu was talking about tofu nao, Yuchi Yunting was a little depressed, so when he saw the off-white clothes on his wife, he didn't speak.
But when the daughter-in-law saw it herself, it was different.
Sure enough, he held on all the way, and couldn't stand it when he got off the car.
The car sickness of the daughter-in-law only happened when she was very young, and the car sickness at that time made Yuchi Yunting's distressed heart suffocate.
The current motion sickness is all because of himself, how could he not blame himself.
Holding the water Nan Yanan handed over, Yuchi Yunting supported Bai Jiujiu and fed her to drink.
But soon after drinking it, he started throwing up again.
That feeling is really irrepressible.
Nan Yanan was really curious about what happened, so he scratched his head and waited.
Yuchi Yunting had been waiting for Bai Jiujiu to vomit and collapse, and then brought hot water for her to soak for a long time. After finally putting her to sleep, he went to Nan Yanan to find out about the situation here.
Fortunately, Yuchi Yunting didn't sue again and told him what happened.
"I'll go, I can't blame my sister-in-law for throwing up. I remember that when I got my headshot for the first time, I also threw up for a long time!"
A normal person would not be able to stand seeing that scene.
But Bai Jiujiu was still fine, he just vomited and did not cause any psychological shadow.
At that time, Nan Yanan and the others were forced by the instructor to restrain the corpse, and they blew off their heads by themselves, so they restrained themselves.
Don't be too cruel, so that when he closes his eyes for a long time, his brains shoot out everywhere.
Bullets shooting heads are not as aesthetically pleasing as they are shown on TV, but more really bloody.
Yuchi Yunting rubbed his eyebrows and didn't want to pay attention to this guy.
I showed Nan Yanan the information I investigated. He is still a newcomer to this kind of thing. Besides, if he came here, if Nan Yanan didn't cooperate, he would be in some trouble.
Although my own soldiers are said to be sent out to practice, they certainly don't know as much about this place as the troops stationed here.
Nan Ya Nan gritted her teeth angrily, shouting to destroy their lair.
"You are amazing, go! See if you arrived first and killed those people, or leaked the news first, they killed you!"
This possibility accounts for 80.00%, Nan Yanan is depressed.
Why can't you be a good soldier?
Don't you know that doing this is against your faith and against your oath?
You must know that every soldier must take an oath when he enlists in the army.
Sitting back decadently, Nan Yanan looked at Yuchi Yunting depressedly.
"Help me go to the farm and get some vegetables. I think your sister-in-law won't be able to touch any meat in the past two days."
Yuchi Yunting, who loves his wife dearly, couldn't get away, so he had to let the idler in front of him get vegetables for his daughter-in-law, while he waited for his soldiers to come back.
Knowing that he couldn't help, Nan Yanan really drove to get vegetables for his sister-in-law.
Yuchi Yunting looked at the document carefully and studied it repeatedly, hoping to find more clues.
The soldiers who spread out came back one after another, in all kinds of costumes.
Sure enough, he learned how to pretend well.
It turned out that the first step in coming here was to let Suo Yi pretend to be a local to inquire about news.
This distressed the recruits who were not locals and did not speak the native language very well.
Fortunately, there are many Han Chinese left behind by the members of the Corps who once supported the construction. As long as they are smart enough, they will definitely be able to find out some news.
Yuchi Yunting held a meeting with everyone and summarized the information collected by everyone.
In the end, he found that the document he got today was only the smallest part of these undercurrents.
This event completely exceeded his expectations, and he could not make a decision alone.
Must report to superiors.
Since there is an insider in this resident, the communication system may not be safe.
"Establish a radio and send a secret message to the above!"
Yuchi Yunting said to one of his soldiers.
The most basic thing for these soldiers is to learn how to transmit messages first, and all kinds of encrypted radio codes are what they must master.
Even they must know at least six languages.
It's not everyone's impression that all the soldiers are dumb.
The first element of Yuchi Yunting's training base is that everyone masters at least six languages, not including dialects.
To be qualified, one must master eight or more dialects.
Their usual conversations and chats are mixed with six or seven dialects and foreign languages, and it is definitely not something that people without training can understand.
Even Bai Jiujiu, a woman who is very good at speaking, has heard their training before, but she can only understand a small part of the content.
Most don't understand at all.
It must be known that the dialect chosen by Yuchi Yunting turned out to be the dialect of some ethnic minorities in individual areas, and it is estimated that no more than a thousand people have mastered it.
Somehow there were only a few hundred people.
This kind of small language has to be mixed with several small languages. Even the monitors inside Huaguo can't understand it, let alone foreigners.
There was once a joint exercise with foreigners, Yuchi Yunting used this language communication method for the first time, stunned a large group of foreigners, and even stimulated several bigwigs in the military region.
Formed a wave of dialect learning upsurge.
After the encrypted telegram is sent, this channel will not be enabled again, also for safety reasons.
Yuchi Yunting took the fresh vegetables picked by Nan Yanan to the kitchen.
Looking at the man wearing an apron and carefully picking vegetables, Nan Yanan couldn't help but click his tongue.
"Boss, it's okay! She loves my daughter-in-law so much, she's really a role model for my generation!"
Thumbs up and said to the guys looking around.
The few veterans in the cooking squad were not afraid, they laughed and agreed: "No, all of us soldiers love our wives!"
Well, this is also the one who was crushed by his wife.
Nan Yanan patted his chest and said, "My daughter-in-law would not dare to let me do this!"
Yuchi Yunting looked at Nan Yanan with a half-smile, and then gave him a look of understanding.
Nan Yanan wanted to cry!
(End of this chapter)
Speaking of tofu nao, there is a stalk in it.
This is also Yuchi Yunting's favorite tactic to deal with those new recruits who have just come under his command.
It's old-fashioned, but it doesn't work.
He was a little speechless when his wife used it on him today.
But when he saw that his wife was pretending to be joking, he felt a little distressed.
The daughter-in-law didn't want to see her jokes, she was obviously afraid that he would find out what she looked like.
Speeding all the way, fortunately, there were no people on the road, but the road conditions were bad and the bumps were severe.
Fortunately, after the wind blows, the traces on the road are quickly covered by the wind and sand, leaving no traces.
All the way back to the camp, Bai Jiujiu rushed aside and vomited.
Nan Yanan had been waiting at the camp, and when he saw the car coming back, he rushed over.
"Boss, what's wrong with sister-in-law? Are you pregnant?"
They are all fathers, so of course they are familiar with the meaning of a woman's vomiting.
Yuchi Yunting kicked over, what was going through his mind!
"Get your sister-in-law a glass of water!"
The daughter-in-law has seen many big scenes, but she has never been sprayed with brains on her face, not even the black veil on her face.
Originally, when Bai Jiujiu was talking about tofu nao, Yuchi Yunting was a little depressed, so when he saw the off-white clothes on his wife, he didn't speak.
But when the daughter-in-law saw it herself, it was different.
Sure enough, he held on all the way, and couldn't stand it when he got off the car.
The car sickness of the daughter-in-law only happened when she was very young, and the car sickness at that time made Yuchi Yunting's distressed heart suffocate.
The current motion sickness is all because of himself, how could he not blame himself.
Holding the water Nan Yanan handed over, Yuchi Yunting supported Bai Jiujiu and fed her to drink.
But soon after drinking it, he started throwing up again.
That feeling is really irrepressible.
Nan Yanan was really curious about what happened, so he scratched his head and waited.
Yuchi Yunting had been waiting for Bai Jiujiu to vomit and collapse, and then brought hot water for her to soak for a long time. After finally putting her to sleep, he went to Nan Yanan to find out about the situation here.
Fortunately, Yuchi Yunting didn't sue again and told him what happened.
"I'll go, I can't blame my sister-in-law for throwing up. I remember that when I got my headshot for the first time, I also threw up for a long time!"
A normal person would not be able to stand seeing that scene.
But Bai Jiujiu was still fine, he just vomited and did not cause any psychological shadow.
At that time, Nan Yanan and the others were forced by the instructor to restrain the corpse, and they blew off their heads by themselves, so they restrained themselves.
Don't be too cruel, so that when he closes his eyes for a long time, his brains shoot out everywhere.
Bullets shooting heads are not as aesthetically pleasing as they are shown on TV, but more really bloody.
Yuchi Yunting rubbed his eyebrows and didn't want to pay attention to this guy.
I showed Nan Yanan the information I investigated. He is still a newcomer to this kind of thing. Besides, if he came here, if Nan Yanan didn't cooperate, he would be in some trouble.
Although my own soldiers are said to be sent out to practice, they certainly don't know as much about this place as the troops stationed here.
Nan Ya Nan gritted her teeth angrily, shouting to destroy their lair.
"You are amazing, go! See if you arrived first and killed those people, or leaked the news first, they killed you!"
This possibility accounts for 80.00%, Nan Yanan is depressed.
Why can't you be a good soldier?
Don't you know that doing this is against your faith and against your oath?
You must know that every soldier must take an oath when he enlists in the army.
Sitting back decadently, Nan Yanan looked at Yuchi Yunting depressedly.
"Help me go to the farm and get some vegetables. I think your sister-in-law won't be able to touch any meat in the past two days."
Yuchi Yunting, who loves his wife dearly, couldn't get away, so he had to let the idler in front of him get vegetables for his daughter-in-law, while he waited for his soldiers to come back.
Knowing that he couldn't help, Nan Yanan really drove to get vegetables for his sister-in-law.
Yuchi Yunting looked at the document carefully and studied it repeatedly, hoping to find more clues.
The soldiers who spread out came back one after another, in all kinds of costumes.
Sure enough, he learned how to pretend well.
It turned out that the first step in coming here was to let Suo Yi pretend to be a local to inquire about news.
This distressed the recruits who were not locals and did not speak the native language very well.
Fortunately, there are many Han Chinese left behind by the members of the Corps who once supported the construction. As long as they are smart enough, they will definitely be able to find out some news.
Yuchi Yunting held a meeting with everyone and summarized the information collected by everyone.
In the end, he found that the document he got today was only the smallest part of these undercurrents.
This event completely exceeded his expectations, and he could not make a decision alone.
Must report to superiors.
Since there is an insider in this resident, the communication system may not be safe.
"Establish a radio and send a secret message to the above!"
Yuchi Yunting said to one of his soldiers.
The most basic thing for these soldiers is to learn how to transmit messages first, and all kinds of encrypted radio codes are what they must master.
Even they must know at least six languages.
It's not everyone's impression that all the soldiers are dumb.
The first element of Yuchi Yunting's training base is that everyone masters at least six languages, not including dialects.
To be qualified, one must master eight or more dialects.
Their usual conversations and chats are mixed with six or seven dialects and foreign languages, and it is definitely not something that people without training can understand.
Even Bai Jiujiu, a woman who is very good at speaking, has heard their training before, but she can only understand a small part of the content.
Most don't understand at all.
It must be known that the dialect chosen by Yuchi Yunting turned out to be the dialect of some ethnic minorities in individual areas, and it is estimated that no more than a thousand people have mastered it.
Somehow there were only a few hundred people.
This kind of small language has to be mixed with several small languages. Even the monitors inside Huaguo can't understand it, let alone foreigners.
There was once a joint exercise with foreigners, Yuchi Yunting used this language communication method for the first time, stunned a large group of foreigners, and even stimulated several bigwigs in the military region.
Formed a wave of dialect learning upsurge.
After the encrypted telegram is sent, this channel will not be enabled again, also for safety reasons.
Yuchi Yunting took the fresh vegetables picked by Nan Yanan to the kitchen.
Looking at the man wearing an apron and carefully picking vegetables, Nan Yanan couldn't help but click his tongue.
"Boss, it's okay! She loves my daughter-in-law so much, she's really a role model for my generation!"
Thumbs up and said to the guys looking around.
The few veterans in the cooking squad were not afraid, they laughed and agreed: "No, all of us soldiers love our wives!"
Well, this is also the one who was crushed by his wife.
Nan Yanan patted his chest and said, "My daughter-in-law would not dare to let me do this!"
Yuchi Yunting looked at Nan Yanan with a half-smile, and then gave him a look of understanding.
Nan Yanan wanted to cry!
(End of this chapter)
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