The Journey of the Ability Raider

Chapter 240 Huh, Stupid Human

Chapter 240 Huh, Stupid Human

In a village in Europe, a fat black cat was tied to a cross, but rather than being tied, it was more vivid to say that it was hung from it.

A nail was nailed to the center of the wooden cross, one end of a hemp rope was nailed to it, and the other end was tied around the black cat's neck, but due to the length of the rope, the black cat had to choose to stand upright now.

"Sure enough, it is a black cat sent by the devil. It can stand up like a human."

"Ah, that's right, capturing it and burning it to death is the most correct choice."

Facing people's words, the black cat twisted its fat body unmoved, and wagged its tail from side to side, as if mocking people's ignorance.

Seeing this situation, without saying a word, the people began to pile up firewood on the edge of the platform under the cross.

This black cat suddenly appeared on the head of this village more than ten days ago, at least it was on the thirteenth day when people first discovered it.

ah!Thirteen!What an unlucky number, it took the people of their village thirteen days to catch it, why not twelve or fourteen!

This black cat must have been intentional, it was indeed a black cat sent by the devil, and it was destined to bring misfortune to the village!

Be sure to burn it and soak its ashes in the holy water of the Maiden of Purity!

"Village Chief, the firewood is piled up, ready to light the fire!"

"No, the priest hasn't come here yet. If the black cat is burned to death now, and no one purifies its soul, it will possess one of us!"

The village head did not hesitate to veto the proposal of the villagers to burn the black cat to death immediately. Although he wanted to burn the black cat to death immediately, he had to consider the problems that would arise after the black cat was burned to death.

"Damn! Are we just going to watch this damn black cat behave like this?"

The villager who proposed to burn the black cat immediately looked angrily at the black cat writhing its butt at him with a mocking face, and his expression became ferocious.

Just half a month ago, his child died of the Black Death, and he believed that it was caused by black cats!
It was the damned black cat who killed his lovely child!He wanted revenge, against the servant of the demon who killed his child!

"Village chief, it's not good!"

Just when the villager was hesitating whether to burn the black cat to avenge his child before the priest came, the villagers who were waiting for the priest at the village gate ran over in a panic.

"The big thing is not good, the village chief, the priest, the priest, he was killed by the devil's messenger!"

"What! Is it an emissary sent by the devil to snatch his pet? Damn it, it's just this time..."

The village chief gritted his teeth, and then showed a helpless expression: "Forget it, let it go, at least we can't let the devil's apostle see us hurt it, or we will all die! Especially you, Karen, You can't be impulsive? Uh, Karen? Karen... quick, stop Karen!"

Karen was the man whose child died of the Black Death. At this moment, he was rushing towards the black cat with a torch, as if he wanted to die with the black cat.

"I said, is there anything you can't think of?"

Just as Karen rushed towards the black cat, a young man with a big black sword appeared in front of him and kicked him away.

"Is it interesting to have trouble with a cat?" The visitor turned his head and looked at the black cat behind him, then he was stunned: "Fuck, so fat? In this day and age, there are people who are fatter than Garfield. cat? How many cans of herring are stolen.”

"Ah bah, I won't eat that kind of thing that smells worse than shit!"

Fat Cat suddenly said, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a cat talking? It's so rare!"

"Um, I've seen talking cats before, but I've never seen you so fat. But then again, you are the apostle of the Red World, how could you be caught by humans?"

"Who are you, why did I tell you? But I'm so kind, it's not impossible to say.

First of all, it's really not the kind of garbage that is the apostle. "

"Is that Phosphorus?"

"Get out, you are really a devil, the devil of the red world!"

"Hehe, well then, Lord Demon King, explain to me why they want to burn you to death."

"How do I know, people are unpredictable, and there are always a few unscrupulous people who want to harm me! Wait, the power of existence in you is so strong! Are you interested in signing a contract with me and becoming a glorious shit-shoveling officer?"

The black cat held its head high and said in a very haughty tone, giving people a feeling that I signed a contract with you because I think highly of you, so hurry up and kneel down and kiss my toes.

"Huh? Isn't it horse monkey shochu?"

"You are a man, what kind of horse monkey shochu!"

"Zombie step is the horse monkey shochu with a big brother under the skirt, and in the end, he and Youjiang live and fly together!"

"...Human, are you a pervert?"

"I don't want to be told by your fat cat! Believe it or not, I will make you a specimen and give it to Muq! A witch and a black cat are perfect!"

When one person and one cat were arguing, Karen, who was kicked away by Lin Xiu, rushed up again. This time he became smarter and took two torches, throwing one and holding the other in his hand.

In his opinion, the demon king's apostle in front of him will definitely lose sight of the other and burn the black cat to death. There is only one chance like this!

However, what he didn't expect was that the demon king's apostle didn't intend to stop him at all. He couldn't help turning his head in a daze, and then rushed all the way up to the stands, hitting the cross.

"Really, I just wanted to hunt down a scumbag priest who lied to the girl's innocence, but I didn't expect to encounter such a bloody drama.

It's your luck that you met me. If it wasn't for me, you would definitely be treated by this stupid cat. "

"Nonsense, I am a principled devil king, I will never eat a torch that is not about to disappear!"

The black cat pointed to Karen who fell because he was put on a cross and said, "If his wife hadn't disappeared soon, I wouldn't come here to collect the body."

"Nonsense, you devil, I've never been married, what kind of wife!" Karen said, holding his reddened nose.

"Where did you get your son without a wife? Could it be that you picked it up? A woman is never married and has a child, but it is possible. A man, huh?"

The black cat flicked its tail, and pulled the rope around its neck with its forelegs.

"Impossible, Ike is my own son. Although I don't have a wife, his mother, his mother...he really doesn't have a mother!"

"Hmph, stupid human beings are always unwilling to face reality..."

The black cat continued to use its haughty posture, chattering in the flames with a speech-like tone.

The "Messenger of the Demon King" smacked his lips, decided to ignore the stupid cat, and decided to leave, only to find himself surrounded by villagers.

Probably because they knew that he was not the emissary of the Demon King, the villagers were not so afraid of him at this time.

"You can't go, you killed the priest, you heretic! We have to hand you over to the church, otherwise the priest's death will be blamed on our village!"

The words of the village chief aroused the response of the villagers, and they took farm tools one after another to shrink the encirclement smaller and smaller.

"It turns out that studying medicine not only can't save Chinese people, but it can't save Europeans either. But there is no way, there is no cure for anyone who is stupid. Alas, superstition is harmful."

PS: Group number 557882831, Happy Ghost Festival everyone, come fool around

(End of this chapter)

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