Mysterious treasure chest
Chapter 124 Mom Asked Why I Surfed the Internet on My Knees
Chapter 124 Mom Asked Why I Surfed the Internet on My Knees
sunset.
In the courtyard of Xuan Huang Dao Pavilion.
"Little friend, are you still not angry?"
Prince Ma is using the ancient method to roast tea. The unknown light green tea leaves will quickly change color and curl under the roasting of the flames, exuding a unique aroma.
Yang Hao was staring at his mobile phone in a daze. Hearing this, he came over and sat down, shrugging his shoulders and said, "No, I don't feel tired when I stand on the pole now, but I just don't feel that kind of mysterious and mysterious feeling. Maybe I really don't have this kind of experience. talent."
Ding Dong!
WeChat rang again.
Yang Hao looked down, and Liu Qing sent a Weibo link.
Liu Qing: This is the one that caught the attention of the Donghai Men's Basketball Team. It is said that many other clubs have also paid attention to it. That's why President Zhang rushed to find you.Stop talking, the car is coming, see you later.
Yang Hao frowned and clicked on the link.
The video was obviously from his match in the teacher's academy, so Yang Hao didn't watch it much.
On the contrary, it was all kinds of divine comments from netizens that blinded his kryptonite eyes.
The baby is distressed: I accidentally clicked on the blogger’s video just now, and now... Mom asked me why I knelt down to surf the Internet! ! !
Qingfengmingyue: Thank you blogger for your friendly reminder, but I still want to say... Please accept my knees!
Great Tang Nantian Wang: Blogger, this video has special effects, right?Now the question is, can you help me add some special effects too?You don't need to be so cool, I only need three meters long legs, please!
……
Yang Hao glanced at the comments, and couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching.
"Oh, sure enough, even if a guy like my brother is so low-key, he is like a flashing light in the dark night. Sooner or later, everyone's kryptonite eyes will be blinded!"
Yang Hao laughed at himself, thought for a while, and explained a few words to Prince Ma: "Old Ma, Principal Zhang and the others are coming later..."
Barbara, he briefly explained what happened.
As expected of a descendant of the royal family, Prince Ma nodded slightly with a calm face: "Don't worry, do it boldly according to your own ideas. With me, a mere Principal Zhang can't bully you."
As he said that, he said casually: "By the way, I have to worry about the Universiade in a few days. I won't talk about martial arts events. They are all routines and ostentation. It won't work for you to go up. It will depend on the situation at that time." Right. But in terms of track and field, you have to save face for me."
"It's alright, among other things, I still have some special skills in high jump and long jump."
Yang Hao readily agreed, and asked winkingly, "Lao Ma, do you think it's better for me to break the domestic record or the world record? Or just be ruthless and make mankind despair?"
Prince Ma rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "Don't worry, I won't force you to show off. It means breaking a domestic record, and that's about it."
After a while, Prince Ma handed Yang Hao a cup of tea, picked it up himself, sniffed lightly, his face full of intoxication: "Taste it, this is a good thing passed down from our ancestors, and it is very difficult to see it now."
Yang Hao's attainments in tea ceremony are still relatively small, so he could only swallow a couple of sips.
"Good tea! Bitter first, then sweeter, with a lingering aftertaste. Drinking this cup of tea will leave a lasting fragrance on your lips and teeth."
Even if he doesn't know the tea ceremony, it doesn't prevent Yang Hao from tasting tea. After genetic enhancement, his taste buds are far more sensitive than ordinary people.
"Hehe, of course, this tea is not ordinary. It is called 'Qingdi in Tea', and it is a rare special product in the royal garden."
"It's a pity that during the war, all the good things were almost destroyed. It's hard to find them now. Moreover, my tea ceremony technique is also a secret of the royal family. Zhongqingdi' matching."
"It's a pity that there is no 'Bright Moon and Clear Spring' from the Xiangshan Penglai Fairy Pavilion back then. Otherwise, the trinity, I will be able to cook 'Dragon Emperor Wangyue', which is a peerless tea that can only be enjoyed by emperors!"
Prince Ma Barabara explained a few words before taking a sip and savoring it carefully.
Yang Hao couldn't help complaining: "Ahem, old horse, to be honest, I have a roommate in my dormitory named Jiang Tianxi, who is also good at pretending invisible. But compared with you, that kid is still not good enough!"
Prince Ma was taken aback for a moment, then frowned: "Jiang Tianxi? The freshman majoring in Ma Zhe this year?"
Yang Hao wondered: "He did learn from Ma Zhe, old Ma, do you know Tianxi?"
Prince Ma snorted coldly: "Old man Jiang's precious grandson, he is also qualified to compare with me? Humph, although their Jiang family is also a powerful family and has become more and more prosperous in the past hundred years, but the blood is shallow after all, how can they be as serious as me?" The descendants of the dragon are better!"
puff!
Yang Hao almost sprayed a castrated version of 'Dragon Emperor Wangyue' on Prince Ma's face.
"Old Ma, really, I'm really convinced by your invisible and pretentious strength. Compared with you old man, Jiang Tianxi is nothing but fighting scum!"
"Hmph, that's necessary, as the saying goes, three generations of officials and eunuchs know how to dress and eat." The old man was really proud, with disdain on his face: "How many years has it been since the old Jiang's family prospered, and there is still a lot to learn. Just talking about the tea ceremony, which has not been passed down for several generations, he is too embarrassed to show it to others, so as not to make people laugh."
Yang Hao smiled: "Hehe, old horse, do you have a deep resentment towards this Jiang family?"
"That's not true. Although I am a legitimate descendant of the royal family, the dynasties have changed and the prestige has ceased. These years have long since declined."
Prince Ma didn't hide it, and said directly: "And this Jiang family is a prominent family in the East China Sea. A few years ago, some good people even secretly called it the 'King of the East China Sea'."
"Jiang Tianxi's grandfather is even a big man who calls the wind and rain, and his style is outrageous. I don't want to hide it from you. Back then, that guy actually wanted to accept me as an aide. In fact, he took a fancy to the emperor's secret art in me. "
puff!
Yang Hao sprayed again, with black lines all over his head: "Emperor's secret technique? Old horse, what age is this, does anyone really believe in this?"
Prince Ma snorted: "Hmph, you haven't seen the essence of this, just like Neijiaquan, before you have developed the sense of qi, no matter what I say, you will not understand the mystery inside."
"Uh, well, I really haven't seen anything in this area, why don't you give me a demonstration?"
"Demonstration? The emperor's secret art is divided into five categories and eight categories, and I am not a plenary session. But there is a magical skill among them, which is widely spread in unofficial history. You should have heard of it."
"Divine skills? Unofficial history? Is it the legendary master of the Heaven and Earth Society, Chen Jinnan's peerless magical skills, the Bodhisattva of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths shook his head for fear of thunderbolts, golden light, and lightning?"
Puff puff!
This time it was Prince Ma's turn to spray.
"Ahem, cough, little friend, don't bully me because I'm old, and think that I haven't seen Stephen Chow's movies, okay?"
Prince Ma wiped the tea in a daze, and said angrily, "Let me tell you, it's the 'Emperor's Divine Art', have you heard of it?"
Yang Hao looked confused: "Emperor's Divine Art? I haven't heard of it, otherwise I will definitely remember such a domineering name."
Prince Ma chuckled: "I've never heard of this, little friend, it seems that your experience in the world of mortals is not enough."
"The experience of the world of mortals? Does this have something to do with the emperor's magical skills?"
"Huh, what do you think the emperor's magic is? Let me remind you. Think about it. The emperor has 72 concubines in the Sangong and Six Courtyards, and three thousand beauties in the harem. If he didn't have such unique skills, wouldn't he have been sucked into it a long time ago?" gone?"
puff!
"Damn it, it turned out to be such an indescribable magical skill!"
Yang Hao was stunned, and asked with black lines all over his head: "Hey, old horse, tell me honestly, have you practiced this magical skill? Otherwise, how could that Indian girl treat you like that last time? "
Prince Ma spread his hands: "Please, I'm just using my imperial power to communicate with her Tianzhu secret art, but in the end she was defeated like a mountain."
Yang Hao stretched out his thumb: "Fuck, old horse, you are awesome!"
"Hey hey, how about it, little friend, do you want to learn my emperor's magic skill? Let me tell you, as long as the magic skill is a little successful, it is not too easy to lift three or five red bricks."
"Fuck me, so violent? I..."
Yang Hao was taken aback, but before he finished speaking, Ma San came in.
He respectfully asked Prince Ma: "Master, someone is looking for him, claiming to be from Tunghai University, see?"
Prince Ma looked at Yang Hao, who nodded.
"You can't hide, so let's meet."
Thanks to 66666 for the reward of 2000 book coins, and thanks to LBP, ,LucK, Shiguangji Boundっ, 【风】for the reward, thank you.
(End of this chapter)
sunset.
In the courtyard of Xuan Huang Dao Pavilion.
"Little friend, are you still not angry?"
Prince Ma is using the ancient method to roast tea. The unknown light green tea leaves will quickly change color and curl under the roasting of the flames, exuding a unique aroma.
Yang Hao was staring at his mobile phone in a daze. Hearing this, he came over and sat down, shrugging his shoulders and said, "No, I don't feel tired when I stand on the pole now, but I just don't feel that kind of mysterious and mysterious feeling. Maybe I really don't have this kind of experience. talent."
Ding Dong!
WeChat rang again.
Yang Hao looked down, and Liu Qing sent a Weibo link.
Liu Qing: This is the one that caught the attention of the Donghai Men's Basketball Team. It is said that many other clubs have also paid attention to it. That's why President Zhang rushed to find you.Stop talking, the car is coming, see you later.
Yang Hao frowned and clicked on the link.
The video was obviously from his match in the teacher's academy, so Yang Hao didn't watch it much.
On the contrary, it was all kinds of divine comments from netizens that blinded his kryptonite eyes.
The baby is distressed: I accidentally clicked on the blogger’s video just now, and now... Mom asked me why I knelt down to surf the Internet! ! !
Qingfengmingyue: Thank you blogger for your friendly reminder, but I still want to say... Please accept my knees!
Great Tang Nantian Wang: Blogger, this video has special effects, right?Now the question is, can you help me add some special effects too?You don't need to be so cool, I only need three meters long legs, please!
……
Yang Hao glanced at the comments, and couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching.
"Oh, sure enough, even if a guy like my brother is so low-key, he is like a flashing light in the dark night. Sooner or later, everyone's kryptonite eyes will be blinded!"
Yang Hao laughed at himself, thought for a while, and explained a few words to Prince Ma: "Old Ma, Principal Zhang and the others are coming later..."
Barbara, he briefly explained what happened.
As expected of a descendant of the royal family, Prince Ma nodded slightly with a calm face: "Don't worry, do it boldly according to your own ideas. With me, a mere Principal Zhang can't bully you."
As he said that, he said casually: "By the way, I have to worry about the Universiade in a few days. I won't talk about martial arts events. They are all routines and ostentation. It won't work for you to go up. It will depend on the situation at that time." Right. But in terms of track and field, you have to save face for me."
"It's alright, among other things, I still have some special skills in high jump and long jump."
Yang Hao readily agreed, and asked winkingly, "Lao Ma, do you think it's better for me to break the domestic record or the world record? Or just be ruthless and make mankind despair?"
Prince Ma rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "Don't worry, I won't force you to show off. It means breaking a domestic record, and that's about it."
After a while, Prince Ma handed Yang Hao a cup of tea, picked it up himself, sniffed lightly, his face full of intoxication: "Taste it, this is a good thing passed down from our ancestors, and it is very difficult to see it now."
Yang Hao's attainments in tea ceremony are still relatively small, so he could only swallow a couple of sips.
"Good tea! Bitter first, then sweeter, with a lingering aftertaste. Drinking this cup of tea will leave a lasting fragrance on your lips and teeth."
Even if he doesn't know the tea ceremony, it doesn't prevent Yang Hao from tasting tea. After genetic enhancement, his taste buds are far more sensitive than ordinary people.
"Hehe, of course, this tea is not ordinary. It is called 'Qingdi in Tea', and it is a rare special product in the royal garden."
"It's a pity that during the war, all the good things were almost destroyed. It's hard to find them now. Moreover, my tea ceremony technique is also a secret of the royal family. Zhongqingdi' matching."
"It's a pity that there is no 'Bright Moon and Clear Spring' from the Xiangshan Penglai Fairy Pavilion back then. Otherwise, the trinity, I will be able to cook 'Dragon Emperor Wangyue', which is a peerless tea that can only be enjoyed by emperors!"
Prince Ma Barabara explained a few words before taking a sip and savoring it carefully.
Yang Hao couldn't help complaining: "Ahem, old horse, to be honest, I have a roommate in my dormitory named Jiang Tianxi, who is also good at pretending invisible. But compared with you, that kid is still not good enough!"
Prince Ma was taken aback for a moment, then frowned: "Jiang Tianxi? The freshman majoring in Ma Zhe this year?"
Yang Hao wondered: "He did learn from Ma Zhe, old Ma, do you know Tianxi?"
Prince Ma snorted coldly: "Old man Jiang's precious grandson, he is also qualified to compare with me? Humph, although their Jiang family is also a powerful family and has become more and more prosperous in the past hundred years, but the blood is shallow after all, how can they be as serious as me?" The descendants of the dragon are better!"
puff!
Yang Hao almost sprayed a castrated version of 'Dragon Emperor Wangyue' on Prince Ma's face.
"Old Ma, really, I'm really convinced by your invisible and pretentious strength. Compared with you old man, Jiang Tianxi is nothing but fighting scum!"
"Hmph, that's necessary, as the saying goes, three generations of officials and eunuchs know how to dress and eat." The old man was really proud, with disdain on his face: "How many years has it been since the old Jiang's family prospered, and there is still a lot to learn. Just talking about the tea ceremony, which has not been passed down for several generations, he is too embarrassed to show it to others, so as not to make people laugh."
Yang Hao smiled: "Hehe, old horse, do you have a deep resentment towards this Jiang family?"
"That's not true. Although I am a legitimate descendant of the royal family, the dynasties have changed and the prestige has ceased. These years have long since declined."
Prince Ma didn't hide it, and said directly: "And this Jiang family is a prominent family in the East China Sea. A few years ago, some good people even secretly called it the 'King of the East China Sea'."
"Jiang Tianxi's grandfather is even a big man who calls the wind and rain, and his style is outrageous. I don't want to hide it from you. Back then, that guy actually wanted to accept me as an aide. In fact, he took a fancy to the emperor's secret art in me. "
puff!
Yang Hao sprayed again, with black lines all over his head: "Emperor's secret technique? Old horse, what age is this, does anyone really believe in this?"
Prince Ma snorted: "Hmph, you haven't seen the essence of this, just like Neijiaquan, before you have developed the sense of qi, no matter what I say, you will not understand the mystery inside."
"Uh, well, I really haven't seen anything in this area, why don't you give me a demonstration?"
"Demonstration? The emperor's secret art is divided into five categories and eight categories, and I am not a plenary session. But there is a magical skill among them, which is widely spread in unofficial history. You should have heard of it."
"Divine skills? Unofficial history? Is it the legendary master of the Heaven and Earth Society, Chen Jinnan's peerless magical skills, the Bodhisattva of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths shook his head for fear of thunderbolts, golden light, and lightning?"
Puff puff!
This time it was Prince Ma's turn to spray.
"Ahem, cough, little friend, don't bully me because I'm old, and think that I haven't seen Stephen Chow's movies, okay?"
Prince Ma wiped the tea in a daze, and said angrily, "Let me tell you, it's the 'Emperor's Divine Art', have you heard of it?"
Yang Hao looked confused: "Emperor's Divine Art? I haven't heard of it, otherwise I will definitely remember such a domineering name."
Prince Ma chuckled: "I've never heard of this, little friend, it seems that your experience in the world of mortals is not enough."
"The experience of the world of mortals? Does this have something to do with the emperor's magical skills?"
"Huh, what do you think the emperor's magic is? Let me remind you. Think about it. The emperor has 72 concubines in the Sangong and Six Courtyards, and three thousand beauties in the harem. If he didn't have such unique skills, wouldn't he have been sucked into it a long time ago?" gone?"
puff!
"Damn it, it turned out to be such an indescribable magical skill!"
Yang Hao was stunned, and asked with black lines all over his head: "Hey, old horse, tell me honestly, have you practiced this magical skill? Otherwise, how could that Indian girl treat you like that last time? "
Prince Ma spread his hands: "Please, I'm just using my imperial power to communicate with her Tianzhu secret art, but in the end she was defeated like a mountain."
Yang Hao stretched out his thumb: "Fuck, old horse, you are awesome!"
"Hey hey, how about it, little friend, do you want to learn my emperor's magic skill? Let me tell you, as long as the magic skill is a little successful, it is not too easy to lift three or five red bricks."
"Fuck me, so violent? I..."
Yang Hao was taken aback, but before he finished speaking, Ma San came in.
He respectfully asked Prince Ma: "Master, someone is looking for him, claiming to be from Tunghai University, see?"
Prince Ma looked at Yang Hao, who nodded.
"You can't hide, so let's meet."
Thanks to 66666 for the reward of 2000 book coins, and thanks to LBP, ,LucK, Shiguangji Boundっ, 【风】for the reward, thank you.
(End of this chapter)
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