Mysterious treasure chest
Chapter 178 I want to pee standing up!
Chapter 178 I want to pee standing up!
"Yang Hao? Why are you here?"
A slightly surprised female voice sounded from the aisle on Yang Hao's right.
Yang Hao, who was chatting with Zhang Lei, looked up, and immediately rolled his eyes: "Damn it, this beauty, are you sure you didn't recognize the wrong person?"
The beauty was talking and laughing with a few companions and walked towards the VIP seats in the front row, but when they turned the corner, they immediately saw Yang Hao sitting at the corner.
She was taken aback for a moment, but immediately, relying on her extraordinary memory and her deep impression of Yang Hao, she found Yang Hao's photo from her mind, and then matched up with the person in front of her.
"Did I admit it wrong? Huh, I can recognize you even if you turn into ashes, you shameless liar and cheapskate!"
That beauty has a pair of charming blue-purple eyes, plus that big red curly hair, and a perfect nine-headed body and long legs. Who is it but Wan Baoer?
Yang Hao shrugged: "Ahem, beauty, think about it carefully, the Yang Hao you know is really as young and handsome as me?"
"Bah! Show your face! Tell me, why did you sneak in here? Did you have any other plans? I can warn you, this is a charity reception today. If you make money from here, you really want to Got struck by lightning."
Wan Baoer waved her hand to let her companions go first, while she sat down next to Yang Hao, and looked at Zhang Lei and Xia Xiaoxue.
Then she turned to Yang Hao and said angrily: "Hey, your kid is very lucky, and you still play with hugs?"
Yang Hao rolled his eyes: "Please, Miss Bao, I'm so unbearable in your mind? First of all, I was invited here, and I came here for a meal in a dignified way."
"Secondly, one of these two beauties is my high school classmate and the other is my registered disciple. They are both in a pure relationship. Why do you hug each other when they come into your mouth?"
Yang Hao flirted with girls in a serious manner, and explained to Zhang Lei and Xia Xiaoxue by the way: "Ahem, cough, don't look at me with such resentful eyes, this red-haired girl is actually not familiar with me, really, she is just an ordinary friend... "
boom!
Wan Baoer stood up in a jerk, her brows stood upright, she threw the Celine smiley face bag in her hand, and threw it directly at Yang Hao's face, growling: "Red-haired girl? Do you want to die so fucking badly!"
Yang Hao blocked the bag casually, and spread his hands: "Hey, Miss Bao, don't do anything. You just said that I am a big liar and a cheapskate. I'm not angry. Now it's even, okay?"
The two little models sitting in the front row watched the limited-edition bag worth hundreds of thousands of soft sister coins being thrown on the ground just like that, and their hearts were broken.
But Wan Baoer didn't feel bad at all, picked it up and threw it at Yang Hao's face: "Stingy, are you still a man, I said you can't even vent your anger with a few words? You have to make up for it?"
Yang Hao caught the bag and threw it on the ground casually: "Sister Hongmao, I'm a man, there's no need to prove it to you, right?"
Wan Baoer blew up again, picked it up and threw it again: "You try calling me Hongmaomei again? Believe it or not, I'll turn my face!"
Yang Hao learned to be smart this time, he just threw the bag aside, and then put his foot on it: "As long as you don't blackmail me, I won't blackmail you, besides, you've already turned your back on me, okay, Miss Bao? "
puff!
The two little models were about to squirt blood, and they wanted to rush up and hug Yang Hao's thigh, shouting: Let go of that bag, let me do it!
Fortunately, Wan Baoer finally calmed down at this moment, and sat down again: "Okay, you are ruthless, can I call you Brother Hao as the head office? Brother Hao, are you really here to eat?"
She glanced at Xia Xiaoxue: "Besides, you just said that this little beauty is your registered disciple. Are you still planning to start a school and make your supernatural powers flourish?"
"Special function?"
Xia Xiaoxue and Zhang Lei next to him looked at Yang Hao with confused eyes, waiting for his explanation.
Yang Hao's head was getting bigger, and he quickly laughed twice: "Hehe, Miss Bao misunderstood, Xiaoxue is learning to play LOL from me, it is League of Legends, a very popular online battle game."
"Besides, I really came here for lunch. Boss Yao called me here. I'll leave as soon as I finish eating and never stay!"
He said, ready to pee: "Miss Bao, don't be suspicious, okay? Oh, I drank too much water, I'm going to pee, goodbye."
Unexpectedly, Wan Baoer didn't believe it at all, and didn't even bother to pick up the bag, so she grabbed Yang Hao and got up.
The corner of Yang Hao's mouth twitched: "Why, why don't you make people pee?"
Wan Bao'er raised her eyebrows, thinking of you as a petite, want to run away?Dream it!
At that moment, she also stepped out, holding Yang Hao's hand, with a reasonable expression on her face: "Let, of course let, people have three urgencies, but... I also pee, let's go together."
puff!
Zhang Lei and Xia Xiaoxue, who were standing next to them, sprayed on the spot. Watching Wan Baoer was like watching an alien. It was incredible.
Yang Hao was also dumbfounded, with black lines all over his head: "Sister, this...isn't appropriate? I want to pee standing up, so I can't do it together?"
Wan Bao'er was really proud, and waved her hand: "It's okay, I don't want you to pee on your knees, when the time comes, I will let them clear the place, and we will each have a private room, pee as you like, anyway...don't even think about slipping, kid! "
Yang Hao almost fainted, he raised his forehead and said, "Eldest sister, I'll take it. Is it okay if I take it? Let's stop peeing too. I'll call Boss Yao and ask him to prove my innocence, right?"
Wan Baoer narrowed her eyes: "Could it be that you were really invited by Boss Yao? It's unlikely. If you knew Boss Yao, why would you sit in such a back seat?"
For this kind of large-scale high-standard reception, the further forward the seats, the more distinguished the guests are.
The seats in the back row like this one are usually reserved for the last-ranked guests.
"I'm not a big shot at all. It's a coincidence that I met Boss Yao. He wanted me to play in the NBA. I didn't really want to go, but I still signed a free agent contract with his club. That's considered an acquaintance." .”
Yang Hao explained: "As for coming here for dinner today, it's actually not boss Yao who wants to call me, but his friend Jay Chou, who seems to want to meet me."
"I just asked Boss Yao to arrange me to come here on a temporary basis, so it's not easy to disrupt the previously arranged seats. Besides, I'm just grabbing a meal, and it doesn't matter where I sit."
He spoke very frankly and calmly, but Zhang Lei and Wan Baoer beside him were dumbfounded.
Zhang Lei didn't care about digesting the huge amount of information in these few sentences, she covered her mouth in surprise and said, "Dong Zhou is coming today? Do you still want to see you? You... the big surprise you said before, could it be this?" ?”
Yang Hao nodded with a smile: "Yeah, it's a pity that you don't like him anymore, but since you're here, I'll meet you, anyway, he's also your former idol."
When he said this, his tone was as if he was going to buy Chinese cabbage at the vegetable market, and he was full of vigor!
(End of this chapter)
"Yang Hao? Why are you here?"
A slightly surprised female voice sounded from the aisle on Yang Hao's right.
Yang Hao, who was chatting with Zhang Lei, looked up, and immediately rolled his eyes: "Damn it, this beauty, are you sure you didn't recognize the wrong person?"
The beauty was talking and laughing with a few companions and walked towards the VIP seats in the front row, but when they turned the corner, they immediately saw Yang Hao sitting at the corner.
She was taken aback for a moment, but immediately, relying on her extraordinary memory and her deep impression of Yang Hao, she found Yang Hao's photo from her mind, and then matched up with the person in front of her.
"Did I admit it wrong? Huh, I can recognize you even if you turn into ashes, you shameless liar and cheapskate!"
That beauty has a pair of charming blue-purple eyes, plus that big red curly hair, and a perfect nine-headed body and long legs. Who is it but Wan Baoer?
Yang Hao shrugged: "Ahem, beauty, think about it carefully, the Yang Hao you know is really as young and handsome as me?"
"Bah! Show your face! Tell me, why did you sneak in here? Did you have any other plans? I can warn you, this is a charity reception today. If you make money from here, you really want to Got struck by lightning."
Wan Baoer waved her hand to let her companions go first, while she sat down next to Yang Hao, and looked at Zhang Lei and Xia Xiaoxue.
Then she turned to Yang Hao and said angrily: "Hey, your kid is very lucky, and you still play with hugs?"
Yang Hao rolled his eyes: "Please, Miss Bao, I'm so unbearable in your mind? First of all, I was invited here, and I came here for a meal in a dignified way."
"Secondly, one of these two beauties is my high school classmate and the other is my registered disciple. They are both in a pure relationship. Why do you hug each other when they come into your mouth?"
Yang Hao flirted with girls in a serious manner, and explained to Zhang Lei and Xia Xiaoxue by the way: "Ahem, cough, don't look at me with such resentful eyes, this red-haired girl is actually not familiar with me, really, she is just an ordinary friend... "
boom!
Wan Baoer stood up in a jerk, her brows stood upright, she threw the Celine smiley face bag in her hand, and threw it directly at Yang Hao's face, growling: "Red-haired girl? Do you want to die so fucking badly!"
Yang Hao blocked the bag casually, and spread his hands: "Hey, Miss Bao, don't do anything. You just said that I am a big liar and a cheapskate. I'm not angry. Now it's even, okay?"
The two little models sitting in the front row watched the limited-edition bag worth hundreds of thousands of soft sister coins being thrown on the ground just like that, and their hearts were broken.
But Wan Baoer didn't feel bad at all, picked it up and threw it at Yang Hao's face: "Stingy, are you still a man, I said you can't even vent your anger with a few words? You have to make up for it?"
Yang Hao caught the bag and threw it on the ground casually: "Sister Hongmao, I'm a man, there's no need to prove it to you, right?"
Wan Baoer blew up again, picked it up and threw it again: "You try calling me Hongmaomei again? Believe it or not, I'll turn my face!"
Yang Hao learned to be smart this time, he just threw the bag aside, and then put his foot on it: "As long as you don't blackmail me, I won't blackmail you, besides, you've already turned your back on me, okay, Miss Bao? "
puff!
The two little models were about to squirt blood, and they wanted to rush up and hug Yang Hao's thigh, shouting: Let go of that bag, let me do it!
Fortunately, Wan Baoer finally calmed down at this moment, and sat down again: "Okay, you are ruthless, can I call you Brother Hao as the head office? Brother Hao, are you really here to eat?"
She glanced at Xia Xiaoxue: "Besides, you just said that this little beauty is your registered disciple. Are you still planning to start a school and make your supernatural powers flourish?"
"Special function?"
Xia Xiaoxue and Zhang Lei next to him looked at Yang Hao with confused eyes, waiting for his explanation.
Yang Hao's head was getting bigger, and he quickly laughed twice: "Hehe, Miss Bao misunderstood, Xiaoxue is learning to play LOL from me, it is League of Legends, a very popular online battle game."
"Besides, I really came here for lunch. Boss Yao called me here. I'll leave as soon as I finish eating and never stay!"
He said, ready to pee: "Miss Bao, don't be suspicious, okay? Oh, I drank too much water, I'm going to pee, goodbye."
Unexpectedly, Wan Baoer didn't believe it at all, and didn't even bother to pick up the bag, so she grabbed Yang Hao and got up.
The corner of Yang Hao's mouth twitched: "Why, why don't you make people pee?"
Wan Bao'er raised her eyebrows, thinking of you as a petite, want to run away?Dream it!
At that moment, she also stepped out, holding Yang Hao's hand, with a reasonable expression on her face: "Let, of course let, people have three urgencies, but... I also pee, let's go together."
puff!
Zhang Lei and Xia Xiaoxue, who were standing next to them, sprayed on the spot. Watching Wan Baoer was like watching an alien. It was incredible.
Yang Hao was also dumbfounded, with black lines all over his head: "Sister, this...isn't appropriate? I want to pee standing up, so I can't do it together?"
Wan Bao'er was really proud, and waved her hand: "It's okay, I don't want you to pee on your knees, when the time comes, I will let them clear the place, and we will each have a private room, pee as you like, anyway...don't even think about slipping, kid! "
Yang Hao almost fainted, he raised his forehead and said, "Eldest sister, I'll take it. Is it okay if I take it? Let's stop peeing too. I'll call Boss Yao and ask him to prove my innocence, right?"
Wan Baoer narrowed her eyes: "Could it be that you were really invited by Boss Yao? It's unlikely. If you knew Boss Yao, why would you sit in such a back seat?"
For this kind of large-scale high-standard reception, the further forward the seats, the more distinguished the guests are.
The seats in the back row like this one are usually reserved for the last-ranked guests.
"I'm not a big shot at all. It's a coincidence that I met Boss Yao. He wanted me to play in the NBA. I didn't really want to go, but I still signed a free agent contract with his club. That's considered an acquaintance." .”
Yang Hao explained: "As for coming here for dinner today, it's actually not boss Yao who wants to call me, but his friend Jay Chou, who seems to want to meet me."
"I just asked Boss Yao to arrange me to come here on a temporary basis, so it's not easy to disrupt the previously arranged seats. Besides, I'm just grabbing a meal, and it doesn't matter where I sit."
He spoke very frankly and calmly, but Zhang Lei and Wan Baoer beside him were dumbfounded.
Zhang Lei didn't care about digesting the huge amount of information in these few sentences, she covered her mouth in surprise and said, "Dong Zhou is coming today? Do you still want to see you? You... the big surprise you said before, could it be this?" ?”
Yang Hao nodded with a smile: "Yeah, it's a pity that you don't like him anymore, but since you're here, I'll meet you, anyway, he's also your former idol."
When he said this, his tone was as if he was going to buy Chinese cabbage at the vegetable market, and he was full of vigor!
(End of this chapter)
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