Mysterious treasure chest
Chapter 284 Superman's red underwear, who knows who uses it!
Chapter 284 Superman's red underwear, who knows who uses it!
"Okay, okay, Boss, sometimes I really don't think you are a young man, you are so wordy like a bad old man, but... Thank you for your suggestion, I will keep it in my heart."
After Liu Qing finished speaking, she kissed Yang Hao on the face like lightning, then got up and ran away.
The little monk hurriedly looked up at the sky: "Ahem, brother Hao, the weather today is really good, the sun is shining brightly, and there are no clouds in the sky. Anyway, don't worry, I didn't see anything, and I won't play with other sister-in-laws." report."
Snapped!
Yang Hao slapped his bald head, and said angrily: "The weather is a yarn, can you still see the sky through the roof?"
"What else is 'other sister-in-law', I am so fucking single now, okay! As for making small reports, how dare you?!"
……
After admonishing the snarky little monk, Yang Hao began to assign tasks: "Extreme sex, go and say hello to the guard downstairs, and say that you have something to meet Jiu Shu, and then find a way to ask Jiu Shu about the way out of the mountain." How to go."
"You must remember that you can give him a little information money appropriately, but you can't be too generous. After all, money touches people's hearts, and we don't need to take the initiative to cause trouble."
The little monk was a little puzzled: "Brother Hao, don't we have high-tech, why don't we leave a good drone and talk to that annoying old man with white beard?"
Yang Hao said with a dark face: "High technology also needs to have electricity. In order to reduce the load, we didn't bring a spare battery. When the time comes, it will run out halfway. Tell me where to charge it?"
The little monk smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, when I didn't say anything, I will go to the old man with white beard to talk about life and ideals, and promise to complete the task."
Yang Hao nodded: "By the way, when you go out, tell Liu Qing on the way and ask her to be responsible for the purchase of materials. This is the purchase list. You can buy what you can buy. It doesn't matter if the price is higher."
"Besides, you tell her that you can entrust Ah Fang to do the specific purchasing part, and give her some appropriate rewards at that time, which is also a chance for her to make money and subsidize her family."
The little monk nodded and was about to go out when he suddenly remembered something and turned around and asked, "Brother Hao, you have arranged tasks for me and Liu Qing, so what are you doing?"
Yang Hao stretched his waist and lay down on the bed: "What am I doing? Hehe, I'll sleep. This is the benefit of being a boss, understand?"
The little monk stretched out two middle fingers silently: "Fuck, shameless capitalist, Lord Buddha, I despise you!"
……
After the little monk and Liu Qing had left, Yang Hao took out his precious mobile phone from the dimensional space, and made up for the daily check-in and unpacking last night.
Glittering gold!
Message reminder: Congratulations on getting a bulletproof underwear!
"Fuck me, bulletproof underwear? Are... are you kidding me?"
Yang Hao looked at the bright red boxer briefs on the screen, with black lines all over his head, the corner of his mouth twitched and poked into the inventory, and began to check the item information.
Bulletproof underwear: After wearing them, a special force field shield can be formed on the surface of the human body. (Now you should know why Superman no longer wears his underwear, because we took his underwear ╮(╯3╰)╭)
"Fuck, so it's not just protecting my dick and butt, but the force field shield, won't it affect my daily life?"
Yang Hao blinked his eyes, continued to study the instructions, and soon realized it.
It turns out that this force field shield is different from what I saw in the movie. I can't feel it at all at ordinary times, but any object with too fast speed will trigger the shield, such as a bullet.
"Tsk tsk, this kind of good thing that can be fully automatic for 24 hours, bulletproof without dead ends, the president of every country should get one, it is simply a life-saving artifact."
Yang Hao's eyes were bright, but he quickly thought of the congenital defect of this 'artifact'.
"This thing uses the speed of the object to determine whether to activate the shield, so it can prevent bullets, but if it is facing daggers, traps, poisons, etc., non-high-speed attacks, this thing is powerless."
"And it's also specifically stated in the instruction manual that the shield strength provided by the bulletproof underwear is limited. Once the enemy focuses fire or is bombarded by heavy weapons, the shield will not last long."
"If the shield is broken, it will take a long time to recharge automatically before it can take effect again, so although this thing looks awesome, it is still far from an artifact."
Yang Hao thought about it, suddenly shook his head, and laughed at himself: "Hehe, I'm really greedy too. It's pretty good if I can get something useful. It's better than getting experience points, or those weird items. Much better?"
"I don't think so much, let's put on this pair of red underwear first. Although the color is a little brighter, but it's my birth year. Red is auspicious."
While comforting himself, Yang Hao pressed the 'extract' button.
……
……
At noon, Ah Fang prepared a table of sumptuous dishes, because Liu Qingfei gave her 500 yuan, saying that the three of them wanted to eat something good, and this was the meal fee.
Of course, with the conditions in the mountains, it is impossible to get a real Manchu feast, just some game and wild vegetables.
But the three of Yang Hao still ate with gusto, especially the fried pork with bamboo shoots made by A Fang. The bamboo shoots were just dug out in the morning, and the meat was hare meat from the mountain.
Coupled with the Sichuan cooking skills that A Fang learned from her natal family, this ordinary home-cooked dish became so delicious that it almost ate the tongues of the three of them.
The two children next to them were drooling with greed, but Ah Fang insisted on refusing to serve, and wanted to call the children to the kitchen to eat.
According to her words, Yang Hao and the others spent money to buy this 'luxury feast'. How could she and the children have the nerve to use chopsticks?
In fact, A Fang felt that Liu Qing's 500 yuan was a bit more. After all, the price of these game and wild vegetables in the village is far less expensive than outside.
In the end, it was Yang Hao who spoke, almost commanding to 'request' Ah Fang and the two children to eat together at the table.
Ah Fang nodded gratefully, and thanked repeatedly: "Thank you, little boss, thank you, I... I'm not hungry, just let Gouwa and Nannan eat a little."
She learned from Liu Qing that Yang Hao, who looked youngest and youngest among the three, was the "boss" who had the final say, so she became more reserved in front of Yang Hao, appearing very humble.
Looking at the big fish and meat on the table, Gou Wa swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, but didn't move, but looked up at his mother, and pressed his lips tightly to prevent the saliva from flowing out.
Nannan is still young and not so sensible, she keeps babbling: "Mom, eat... eat..."
Thank you ゥ流氐尐青春つ for your reward, thank you.
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, okay, Boss, sometimes I really don't think you are a young man, you are so wordy like a bad old man, but... Thank you for your suggestion, I will keep it in my heart."
After Liu Qing finished speaking, she kissed Yang Hao on the face like lightning, then got up and ran away.
The little monk hurriedly looked up at the sky: "Ahem, brother Hao, the weather today is really good, the sun is shining brightly, and there are no clouds in the sky. Anyway, don't worry, I didn't see anything, and I won't play with other sister-in-laws." report."
Snapped!
Yang Hao slapped his bald head, and said angrily: "The weather is a yarn, can you still see the sky through the roof?"
"What else is 'other sister-in-law', I am so fucking single now, okay! As for making small reports, how dare you?!"
……
After admonishing the snarky little monk, Yang Hao began to assign tasks: "Extreme sex, go and say hello to the guard downstairs, and say that you have something to meet Jiu Shu, and then find a way to ask Jiu Shu about the way out of the mountain." How to go."
"You must remember that you can give him a little information money appropriately, but you can't be too generous. After all, money touches people's hearts, and we don't need to take the initiative to cause trouble."
The little monk was a little puzzled: "Brother Hao, don't we have high-tech, why don't we leave a good drone and talk to that annoying old man with white beard?"
Yang Hao said with a dark face: "High technology also needs to have electricity. In order to reduce the load, we didn't bring a spare battery. When the time comes, it will run out halfway. Tell me where to charge it?"
The little monk smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, when I didn't say anything, I will go to the old man with white beard to talk about life and ideals, and promise to complete the task."
Yang Hao nodded: "By the way, when you go out, tell Liu Qing on the way and ask her to be responsible for the purchase of materials. This is the purchase list. You can buy what you can buy. It doesn't matter if the price is higher."
"Besides, you tell her that you can entrust Ah Fang to do the specific purchasing part, and give her some appropriate rewards at that time, which is also a chance for her to make money and subsidize her family."
The little monk nodded and was about to go out when he suddenly remembered something and turned around and asked, "Brother Hao, you have arranged tasks for me and Liu Qing, so what are you doing?"
Yang Hao stretched his waist and lay down on the bed: "What am I doing? Hehe, I'll sleep. This is the benefit of being a boss, understand?"
The little monk stretched out two middle fingers silently: "Fuck, shameless capitalist, Lord Buddha, I despise you!"
……
After the little monk and Liu Qing had left, Yang Hao took out his precious mobile phone from the dimensional space, and made up for the daily check-in and unpacking last night.
Glittering gold!
Message reminder: Congratulations on getting a bulletproof underwear!
"Fuck me, bulletproof underwear? Are... are you kidding me?"
Yang Hao looked at the bright red boxer briefs on the screen, with black lines all over his head, the corner of his mouth twitched and poked into the inventory, and began to check the item information.
Bulletproof underwear: After wearing them, a special force field shield can be formed on the surface of the human body. (Now you should know why Superman no longer wears his underwear, because we took his underwear ╮(╯3╰)╭)
"Fuck, so it's not just protecting my dick and butt, but the force field shield, won't it affect my daily life?"
Yang Hao blinked his eyes, continued to study the instructions, and soon realized it.
It turns out that this force field shield is different from what I saw in the movie. I can't feel it at all at ordinary times, but any object with too fast speed will trigger the shield, such as a bullet.
"Tsk tsk, this kind of good thing that can be fully automatic for 24 hours, bulletproof without dead ends, the president of every country should get one, it is simply a life-saving artifact."
Yang Hao's eyes were bright, but he quickly thought of the congenital defect of this 'artifact'.
"This thing uses the speed of the object to determine whether to activate the shield, so it can prevent bullets, but if it is facing daggers, traps, poisons, etc., non-high-speed attacks, this thing is powerless."
"And it's also specifically stated in the instruction manual that the shield strength provided by the bulletproof underwear is limited. Once the enemy focuses fire or is bombarded by heavy weapons, the shield will not last long."
"If the shield is broken, it will take a long time to recharge automatically before it can take effect again, so although this thing looks awesome, it is still far from an artifact."
Yang Hao thought about it, suddenly shook his head, and laughed at himself: "Hehe, I'm really greedy too. It's pretty good if I can get something useful. It's better than getting experience points, or those weird items. Much better?"
"I don't think so much, let's put on this pair of red underwear first. Although the color is a little brighter, but it's my birth year. Red is auspicious."
While comforting himself, Yang Hao pressed the 'extract' button.
……
……
At noon, Ah Fang prepared a table of sumptuous dishes, because Liu Qingfei gave her 500 yuan, saying that the three of them wanted to eat something good, and this was the meal fee.
Of course, with the conditions in the mountains, it is impossible to get a real Manchu feast, just some game and wild vegetables.
But the three of Yang Hao still ate with gusto, especially the fried pork with bamboo shoots made by A Fang. The bamboo shoots were just dug out in the morning, and the meat was hare meat from the mountain.
Coupled with the Sichuan cooking skills that A Fang learned from her natal family, this ordinary home-cooked dish became so delicious that it almost ate the tongues of the three of them.
The two children next to them were drooling with greed, but Ah Fang insisted on refusing to serve, and wanted to call the children to the kitchen to eat.
According to her words, Yang Hao and the others spent money to buy this 'luxury feast'. How could she and the children have the nerve to use chopsticks?
In fact, A Fang felt that Liu Qing's 500 yuan was a bit more. After all, the price of these game and wild vegetables in the village is far less expensive than outside.
In the end, it was Yang Hao who spoke, almost commanding to 'request' Ah Fang and the two children to eat together at the table.
Ah Fang nodded gratefully, and thanked repeatedly: "Thank you, little boss, thank you, I... I'm not hungry, just let Gouwa and Nannan eat a little."
She learned from Liu Qing that Yang Hao, who looked youngest and youngest among the three, was the "boss" who had the final say, so she became more reserved in front of Yang Hao, appearing very humble.
Looking at the big fish and meat on the table, Gou Wa swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, but didn't move, but looked up at his mother, and pressed his lips tightly to prevent the saliva from flowing out.
Nannan is still young and not so sensible, she keeps babbling: "Mom, eat... eat..."
Thank you ゥ流氐尐青春つ for your reward, thank you.
(End of this chapter)
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