Mysterious treasure chest

Chapter 296 Nihao, Xiansen, do you want to consecrate?

On the wide balcony, Yang Hao was wearing a bathrobe, lying on a beach chair, looking up at the starry sky.

There was a faint sound of splashing water in the room, it was the little monk taking a shower.

Yang Hao took out his precious mobile phone from the dimensional space, and started to check in and unpack the box every day.

Glittering gold!
Message reminder: Congratulations on getting an old Chinese medicine chip!
"Fuck me, old Chinese medicine doctor? This chip is amazing. I often see small advertisements on telephone poles. The old Chinese medicine doctor specializes in treating all kinds of complaints."

Yang Hao was amazed, and quickly poked into the inventory to check the item information.

Old Chinese medicine chip: After implantation, you can master the professional skills of old Chinese medicine. (The prostate is not very good? Can’t give birth to a baby? What are you waiting for, find an old Chinese doctor)

"Uh, this remark is as unscrupulous as ever. Let's read the instructions first. I always feel that the name of this chip is a bit cheating."

Yang Hao blinked his eyes, continued to browse through the instructions, and soon realized something.

It turns out that this chip is really an "old Chinese medicine doctor", that is, a Chinese medicine doctor with rich experience and seniority, and it does not have the magical curative effect as advertised.

"If this type of medical chip is more advanced, it is probably a "miracle doctor" or "medicine fairy". .”

Yang Hao thought, when the little monk came out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe, he simply got up and went into the bathroom, closed the door, extracted the chip, and used it on the spot.

When Yang Hao came out again, the little monk was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and asked, "Brother Hao, I think you were very cautious along the way just now, did you notice any signs of being followed?"

Yang Hao shook his head: "No, at least I didn't find out, but the reason why I want to live here is to test out the enemies that may be lurking in the dark."

He poured himself a cup of black tea: "It stands to reason that the two of us came to Southeast Asia and did not deliberately cover it up. If the Dongying people want to attack us, then this is the best time."

"The two of us suddenly left the group without authorization just now, which should disrupt the other party's deployment. In a hurry, they are likely to act hastily."

Yang Hao took a sip of tea, frowned and said, "It's a pity that I haven't found anything unusual so far. One possibility is that I was worrying unfoundedly. Maybe the little devil didn't follow at all."

The little monk interrupted at this time: "It is also possible that the other party is fishing for big fish. Don't be in a hurry to move the two of us, right? To be honest, when we came to Southeast Asia this time, the old horse and my master also made arrangements in secret, but we haven't found out yet. What danger."

Yang Hao poured out the strange-smelling Sri Lankan black tea, lay down on the bed, and yawned: "I told you earlier, if you know that you have arranged people to protect us in the dark, I can relax and sleep well."

The little monk rolled his eyes: "Damn, Brother Hao, this is Thailand, a place where even gender is easily confused, so let's be more vigilant, God knows whether the manpower arranged by Lao Ma and my master is reliable or not." ah."

Yang Hao looked indifferent: "Don't worry, the soldiers will cover you with water and earth, and the little devils are not a mad fighting nation. If they are invincible, they will send some ninjas over. As long as they are not Naruto, you can kill as many as you come. "

The two chatted for a few more words, then turned off the lights and went to sleep.

As a result, as soon as the lights were turned off, the phone on the bedside table between the two beds rang.

"Damn it, what time is it? The front desk of the hotel must be sick. If you call at this time, believe it or not, I will complain to them every minute!"

The little monk cursed, threw the quilt over his head, and continued to sleep.

Yang Hao reached out to grab the phone, and impatiently said in Thai: "Hey, it's so late, is there anything you can't talk about tomorrow?"

As a result, a particularly sweet female voice rang on the phone: "Sawadika, sir, do you want special service?"

Yang Hao's head was full of black lines, and he hung up the phone with a snap, muttering dissatisfiedly: "The chickens in Thailand are too dedicated, they are all working all night."

Jingle Bell!
After a while, the phone rang again, and it was still the dedicated Thai chicken just now, who continued to sell himself to Yang Hao persistently, and this time he directly changed to Mandarin.

"Nihao, Xiansen, do you want to consecrate it? We are very professional, and the full set of Thai style horse killing chicken only needs 666 soft sister coins."

puff!
Yang Hao sprayed it at that time, and said in surprise: "Fuck, consecration? You are too awesome, and you are also running a Buddhist business?"

The other party was obviously taken aback, and it took a long time before he stuttered and explained: "Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. It's a back opening, not a consecration. Do you need it, Mr. Sen?"

Yang Hao rolled his eyes and sighed: "Sister, if it's consecration, there's a monk next to me. As for the consecration, I'm not interested either, so I really don't need it, goodbye."

After hanging up the phone again, Yang Hao thought for a while, picked up the phone again, connected to the front desk of the hotel, and told them not to transfer the call.

The little monk stuck out his head at this time, and asked curiously: "Brother Hao, why did you consecrate and open the back, and why do you speak Thai for a while, and Mandarin for a while?"

Yang Hao said unhappily: "Thai chickens recommended themselves and asked us if we want special services, and you think it's easy to be a chicken these days? Especially the number of chickens in Thailand is scary, and the competition is fierce. I don't want to learn more. Foreign language, how do you get business?"

The little monk was dumbfounded: "Damn it, it's so miserable? When I was in Japan, I thought their chicken competition was fierce enough. I didn't expect it to be even more exaggerated here."

Yang Hao shrugged: "That's necessary. Think about it, we need tens or hundreds of Ruanmei coins for a meal of KFC, and the chicken here only makes a few dollars at a time. Isn't it miserable?"

The little monk blinked his eyes, grinned, his small white teeth gleaming in the dark, and said with a chuckle, "Brother Hao, why didn't you take care of the Thai girl's business just now, just take it as an offering of love."

Yang Hao wanted to spray him with saliva, and spat: "Hey, if you want to offer your love, you can give it, and brother will pay for you, will it work?"

The little monk quickly stopped talking, retracted his head, and pretended to be silent.

At this time, in the lobby of the hotel downstairs, two charmingly dressed Thai girls were walking back to the coffee shop from the front desk with resentful faces.

Several Thai men in floral shirts were drinking tea and chatting with the lobby manager of the hotel in the coffee shop.

Two enchanting girls came over and said cautiously: "Brother Nico, we...failed, the other party refused the special service."

The leader of the flower shirt squinted his eyes, didn't speak, just waved his hand, whispered a few words to the lobby manager, and left with his subordinates and two enchanting girls.

　Thank you ゥ流氐尐青春つ for your reward, thank you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)