Mysterious treasure chest

Chapter 309

Yang Hao suppressed a smile, and said solemnly: "Well, this method is really effective, but the side effects are more serious. In short, it's just eight words."

He glanced under Mr. Li with malicious intentions, raised his hand and made a scissoring gesture: "If you want to practice this skill, you must first come out of the palace."

puff!
Mr. Li almost vomited blood and died, and asked with a mournful face, "Hero, this... this physical therapy is too violent, isn't there any other better way?"

Yang Hao spread his hands: "No, in fact, there is only one way to abstain from sex. The reason why I said the way of self-government is to let you have a comparison. Compared with being a eunuch, being a monk seems not so difficult to accept. Well, are you right?"

Mr. Li nodded with a confused face, then shook his head, he was at a loss: "Uh, what you said makes sense, but... I'd better think about it, rebooting is good, but the concubine is afraid I can't do it, woo woo woo!"

Yang Hao is too lazy to care about whether he can do it or not. Anyway, this Mr. Li is really suffering from kidney deficiency. It seems that he usually harms big girls and little daughters-in-law. If he fools him into rebooting, it can be regarded as killing single dogs. , a merit.

As for Mr. Li's tingling pain in his lower back, it's really not a big deal. Yang Hao has noticed it before. It's probably because this player used too much force when playing Shame PLAY, leaving a little hidden injury. Even if he doesn't care, Half a year at most will be fine.

But Yang Hao still prescribes a prescription with an inscrutable expression: "Mr. Li, let's do this. Whether you are rebooting or not, you can decide for yourself. I will give you a prescription that treats the symptoms but not the root cause. You insist on three After a few months, the low back pain should be relieved."

Mr. Li nodded quickly: "I will definitely be able to persist for three months. Tell me, I will fight even if I go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire!"

Yang Hao casually said: "It's not that serious, but it's not easy. As the saying goes, anger hurts the liver. The reason why you have back pain is because the liver is too strong, which arouses the virtual fire in the kidneys, which adds fuel to the fire and causes the stinging pain." .”

"So if you want to cure this problem, you have to fight poison with poison, deliberately find someone to stimulate you, use anger to guide and release the virtual fire, as long as you persist for three months, it will naturally heal without medicine."

Mr. Li was at a loss when he heard it: "Uh, hero, then... what kind of stimulus is it?"

Yang Hao chuckled: "Didn't I slap you before, and you were still very angry at that time. In fact, I was really kind enough to treat your illness."

Mr. Li was dumbfounded, and he said, "Do I have to ask someone to slap me in the face every day in the future? Will I persist for three months? Uh, hero, can... can you change the prescription, I can't accept this therapy. "

Yang Hao said in a bad mood: "Mr. Li, do you still want to cure your illness? You say you can't persist in rebooting, go to the palace and kill yourself. Now you can't even accept the stimulating therapy of fighting poison with poison. Then What do you want? Do you want me to get you a powerful pill that can cure all diseases?"

Mr. Li's eyes suddenly brightened: "Hero, what you said inspired me. Isn't there any medicine or diet?"

Yang Hao rubbed his nose: "Yes, yes, but I'm afraid you still can't accept it."

Mr. Li gritted his teeth: "Tell me, I think if I take medicine, I should be able to accept it. Even if it's a little bit bitter, it's fine. Good medicine tastes bitter."

Yang Hao chuckled: "Is that so? That's fine. Listen carefully. There is a diet therapy called 'Auspicious Three Treasures Dabu Wan'."

"Take a pair of fresh pork kidney, bullwhip, and dog treasure, chop the whole thing up, soak it in high-grade white wine for two hours, then take it out and knead it into pills."

"In addition, you must remember that it is not an ordinary small pill, but a big pill. You have eaten the lion's head. One pill is almost the same size."

"Then take it three times a day, one pill each time. If you think it tastes bad, you can cut it into small pieces, mix it with honey and swallow it. You can take it for a month. And let's not read advertisements to see the curative effect. We guarantee that it will be cured in three days." It works."

vomit!
Mr. Li made up his mind, retched for a moment, and finally had a flat face of lifelessness: "Wuuuuuu, hero, forget it, I think I should give up the treatment, eating this food is not as good as rebooting."

Yang Hao patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Mr. Li, Mr. Li, this doesn't work, and that doesn't work either. It seems that you really have no cure. It's still the same sentence, enjoy yourself while you can, and live happily ever after. , anyway, you don’t have many days to live.”

thump!
Mr. Li, who just stood up, knelt down again, this time his knees were really frightened, and his face turned pale: "Hero, is there really no other better way, I... I have money, spend money It doesn’t matter how much money you have, as long as it’s not such a painful treatment, I can accept it.”

Yang Hao snorted: "Mr. Li, sometimes money can't solve the problem, otherwise wouldn't the richest man in the world live for 1 years?"

Mr. Li was entangled, and slapped his thigh for the last time: "Fuck, my lord, I'm going to fight it out, so I can count on rebooting, at worst, hold it back for five years, and then I'll be a good guy again!"

Yang Hao quickly slapped his hands and applauded: "Okay! Mr. Li, I admire you for being so cruel to yourself. Come on, I will teach you a secret technique for strengthening your body. Take care of your dragon spirit and tiger fierceness, nicknamed 'Tumbler'!"

As he said that, Yang Hao leaned over and whispered: "This secretary's name is 'Subduing the Dragon and Subduing the Tiger Chunyang Gong', which was born out of Wuqinxi. Note, it's not an ordinary Wuqinxi, but an ancient version of Wuqinxi that has long been lost. kind."

Balabala, Yang Hao flickered for a while, and said that he learned how to roll around on the ground with cats and dogs every day, and called it some kind of "pure yang skill of subduing dragon and subduing tiger".

The hard-working Mr. Li really believed it. Finally, when Yang Hao finished speaking, he took off the Rolex he had just worn back with tears in his eyes and forced it to Yang Hao.

"Hero, thank you for your kindness. I know you don't care for my broken watch, but if you don't accept this watch today, you will look down on me!"

Yang Hao coughed again and again, and refused several times, but Mr. Li's attitude was very firm. In the end, he even threw the watch into Yang Hao's hand, turned around and ran away, disappearing in a flash.

The rest of Yang Hao was stunned, looking at the glittering Rolex in his hand for a long time, and sighed: "Oh, why do I feel guilty all of a sudden, isn't it good to fool an honest person like this?"

"Forget it, if he can really reboot, and practice the cat and dog version of Wuqinxi every day, not to mention all diseases will not invade, at least he will be able to strengthen his body, and maybe he will really prolong his life. I am doing good deeds and accumulating virtue."

Yang Hao shrugged his shoulders, didn't think too much, just stuffed the Rolex in his pocket, and took the little monk who had just arrived to eat meat and drink.

(End of this chapter)