Mysterious treasure chest
Chapter 317 Manual release once in a while, understand?
Chapter 317 Release it manually occasionally, understand?
Yang Hao squinted his eyes, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, my biggest advantage is that I hold grudges. Since you dare to plot against me, you must have the awareness of being plotted. As the saying goes, you are willing to gamble and admit defeat. You should be honest." Go travel the world."
After finishing speaking, he ignored Wan Keyong who had a sluggish face, and walked away with the little monk.
After returning to the hotel, the little monk said worriedly: "Brother Hao, why bother to kill them all? In this case, Wan Keyong must hate you to death. As long as there is a chance in the future, he will [-]% retaliate against you."
Yang Hao, however, looked calm: "Xingji, you got two things wrong. First, even if I don't kill them all, will he be grateful to me? The answer is obvious, he still won't thank me, as long as there is Given the opportunity, he will take revenge on me without hesitation."
The little monk was taken aback for a moment, and nodded thoughtfully: "Uh, that's true. With Wan Keyong's character of vengeance, it is indeed very likely that he will do this. What about the second point?"
Yang Hao shrugged his shoulders: "As for the second point, I'm not afraid of him retaliating against me at all. A person like him, at most, is just pretending to be a tiger in the Las Vegas, and he really wants to come to the East China Sea to deal with me. That's just asking for death."
The little monk suddenly realized: "That's right. Brother Hao, you have the fighting power to dismantle Gundams with your bare hands. It's good if you don't trouble others. If anyone comes to mess with you, wouldn't it be a life-threatening death?"
Yang Hao rolled his eyes, and started to drive people away: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and book a plane ticket. After leaving the East China Sea for so many days, your Dharma Protector Tianzong's 'cleaning' should be almost done, and it's time to go back."
But the little monk was not in a hurry to leave, and asked curiously: "Brother Hao, you must have investigated Wanzulong's medical history on purpose before, otherwise how could you see so many problems with him at a glance, just like having clairvoyant eyes Like, it's totally unscientific."
Yang Hao nodded solemnly: "You are really right, I do have clairvoyance, do you believe it?"
Of course the little monk didn't believe it, and sneered: "Brother Hao, Master Buddha, I am a monk who believes in science, so don't try to fool me."
Yang Hao curled his lips: "Hehe, so, what if I can see that you are sick?"
Thinking of all the inconceivable things Yang Hao showed before, the little monk was really a little skeptical, and said, "Uh, I'm sick? Then tell me, Brother Hao, what's wrong with me?"
Yang Hao walked around him in a serious manner, watching while walking, and finally said: "Well, everything else is healthy, except that there is a small problem with the prostate gland."
The little monk swallowed, feeling as if Yang Hao had seen through him, he quickly covered his crotch, blushing: "Fuck, brother Hao, you don't really have see-through eyes, don't look, be careful Corns in the eyes."
vomit!
Yang Hao retched, and cursed: "You blushing face, I'm so disgusted, you fag, get out!"
The little monk was about to run away, but when he reached the door, he realized that he hadn't asked about his illness, so he turned his head and asked, "By the way, what's wrong with my prostate?"
Yang Hao chuckled: "Actually, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that the boy's kung fu is practiced too hard. As the saying goes, when the water is full, it overflows, and when the moon is full, it loses money. Simply put, it's not good to hold back hard, so for the sake of the health of the prostate, I suggest you release it manually once in a while, understand?"
Only then did the little monk realize that he had been fooled by Yang Hao, and he jumped angrily: "Manually release the wool, Lord Buddha, I can hold back, but brother Hao, your luck is too prosperous, be careful that your body will be hollowed out, hum!"
……
Las Vegas International Airport.
Wan Baoer came to see Yang Hao off on behalf of Wan Zulong. Of course, even if Wan Zulong didn't allow her to represent him, she would definitely make this trip.
The female president first drove all the followers away, and then glared at the little monk: "What's the matter, doesn't your human-shaped light bulb have no self-consciousness, you can roll as far as you can?"
The little monk made a face, opened the door of the VIP room and went out. Only Yang Hao and Wan Baoer were left in the room.
Yang Hao raised his hand to look at his watch, and coughed twice: "Ahem, Miss Bao, there is still a little time before the plane takes off. If you want to do something to me, you have to hurry up."
Wan Bao'er said angrily, "What are you thinking? There are cameras here. Don't tell me you want to be watched live? Well, let's be serious. In the previous incident, you fooled my grandpa and intentionally tricked him, right? ?”
Yang Hao shook his head, nodded again, and told the truth: "I won't hide it from you. I really cheated your father. Who told him to cheat me first? As for your grandfather, I didn't fool him. If he strictly follows my Doing what you say can really prolong your life.”
"However, I'm afraid it's impossible to find all the treasures of heaven, material and earth. Although a few of them really exist, there are two that I saw in Xianxia novels. They shouldn't exist on Earth, right?"
Wan Bao'er heard this, but she didn't blame Yang Hao indiscriminately, she just sighed and said: "Oh, I know that my father was at fault for this matter, and you are just fighting back, but... if he goes, why not?" Will you lose your life?"
Yang Hao thought for a while, and comforted her: "Don't worry, I think your father is not the kind of filial son who would not even sacrifice his life just to find medicine for Dad. Refined."
He said bluntly: "When the time comes, it will definitely be a show. When your grandfather drives west of Hexi, he will definitely come back immediately to fight for the family property."
Wan Bao'er rolled his eyes at him, curled his lips and said, "Is it necessary to make my father so miserable? Do you still want to marry me?"
puff!
Yang Hao sprayed, and raised his forehead and said: "Where is this going? Besides, there are a lot of beauties waiting in line for me to marry, and I'm not in a hurry."
Wan Bao'er jumped angrily: "Hmph, you are heartless, forget it, let's not talk about it, the group still has a lot of things to deal with, it's all your fault, if I become a yellow-faced woman from exhaustion, You are fully responsible!"
Yang Hao refused to accept it: "Fuck, I won't take the blame for this. If you don't want to be burdened, you can quit your job. I'll take care of you. Anyway, a chicken is also raised, and two pigs are also fed."
Wan Bao'er wanted to kick him to death, and was about to leave when she suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, can you really tell if someone is sick at a glance?"
Yang Hao smiled and nodded: "What's the matter, don't you believe me? Then I'll take a look for you now to see if you have any hidden diseases."
As he said that, he looked Wan Bao'er up and down several times in a decent manner, and focused on her chest for a long time, before he said solemnly: "Generally speaking, she is quite healthy, except that there is a potential problem with the breast."
(End of this chapter)
Yang Hao squinted his eyes, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, my biggest advantage is that I hold grudges. Since you dare to plot against me, you must have the awareness of being plotted. As the saying goes, you are willing to gamble and admit defeat. You should be honest." Go travel the world."
After finishing speaking, he ignored Wan Keyong who had a sluggish face, and walked away with the little monk.
After returning to the hotel, the little monk said worriedly: "Brother Hao, why bother to kill them all? In this case, Wan Keyong must hate you to death. As long as there is a chance in the future, he will [-]% retaliate against you."
Yang Hao, however, looked calm: "Xingji, you got two things wrong. First, even if I don't kill them all, will he be grateful to me? The answer is obvious, he still won't thank me, as long as there is Given the opportunity, he will take revenge on me without hesitation."
The little monk was taken aback for a moment, and nodded thoughtfully: "Uh, that's true. With Wan Keyong's character of vengeance, it is indeed very likely that he will do this. What about the second point?"
Yang Hao shrugged his shoulders: "As for the second point, I'm not afraid of him retaliating against me at all. A person like him, at most, is just pretending to be a tiger in the Las Vegas, and he really wants to come to the East China Sea to deal with me. That's just asking for death."
The little monk suddenly realized: "That's right. Brother Hao, you have the fighting power to dismantle Gundams with your bare hands. It's good if you don't trouble others. If anyone comes to mess with you, wouldn't it be a life-threatening death?"
Yang Hao rolled his eyes, and started to drive people away: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and book a plane ticket. After leaving the East China Sea for so many days, your Dharma Protector Tianzong's 'cleaning' should be almost done, and it's time to go back."
But the little monk was not in a hurry to leave, and asked curiously: "Brother Hao, you must have investigated Wanzulong's medical history on purpose before, otherwise how could you see so many problems with him at a glance, just like having clairvoyant eyes Like, it's totally unscientific."
Yang Hao nodded solemnly: "You are really right, I do have clairvoyance, do you believe it?"
Of course the little monk didn't believe it, and sneered: "Brother Hao, Master Buddha, I am a monk who believes in science, so don't try to fool me."
Yang Hao curled his lips: "Hehe, so, what if I can see that you are sick?"
Thinking of all the inconceivable things Yang Hao showed before, the little monk was really a little skeptical, and said, "Uh, I'm sick? Then tell me, Brother Hao, what's wrong with me?"
Yang Hao walked around him in a serious manner, watching while walking, and finally said: "Well, everything else is healthy, except that there is a small problem with the prostate gland."
The little monk swallowed, feeling as if Yang Hao had seen through him, he quickly covered his crotch, blushing: "Fuck, brother Hao, you don't really have see-through eyes, don't look, be careful Corns in the eyes."
vomit!
Yang Hao retched, and cursed: "You blushing face, I'm so disgusted, you fag, get out!"
The little monk was about to run away, but when he reached the door, he realized that he hadn't asked about his illness, so he turned his head and asked, "By the way, what's wrong with my prostate?"
Yang Hao chuckled: "Actually, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that the boy's kung fu is practiced too hard. As the saying goes, when the water is full, it overflows, and when the moon is full, it loses money. Simply put, it's not good to hold back hard, so for the sake of the health of the prostate, I suggest you release it manually once in a while, understand?"
Only then did the little monk realize that he had been fooled by Yang Hao, and he jumped angrily: "Manually release the wool, Lord Buddha, I can hold back, but brother Hao, your luck is too prosperous, be careful that your body will be hollowed out, hum!"
……
Las Vegas International Airport.
Wan Baoer came to see Yang Hao off on behalf of Wan Zulong. Of course, even if Wan Zulong didn't allow her to represent him, she would definitely make this trip.
The female president first drove all the followers away, and then glared at the little monk: "What's the matter, doesn't your human-shaped light bulb have no self-consciousness, you can roll as far as you can?"
The little monk made a face, opened the door of the VIP room and went out. Only Yang Hao and Wan Baoer were left in the room.
Yang Hao raised his hand to look at his watch, and coughed twice: "Ahem, Miss Bao, there is still a little time before the plane takes off. If you want to do something to me, you have to hurry up."
Wan Bao'er said angrily, "What are you thinking? There are cameras here. Don't tell me you want to be watched live? Well, let's be serious. In the previous incident, you fooled my grandpa and intentionally tricked him, right? ?”
Yang Hao shook his head, nodded again, and told the truth: "I won't hide it from you. I really cheated your father. Who told him to cheat me first? As for your grandfather, I didn't fool him. If he strictly follows my Doing what you say can really prolong your life.”
"However, I'm afraid it's impossible to find all the treasures of heaven, material and earth. Although a few of them really exist, there are two that I saw in Xianxia novels. They shouldn't exist on Earth, right?"
Wan Bao'er heard this, but she didn't blame Yang Hao indiscriminately, she just sighed and said: "Oh, I know that my father was at fault for this matter, and you are just fighting back, but... if he goes, why not?" Will you lose your life?"
Yang Hao thought for a while, and comforted her: "Don't worry, I think your father is not the kind of filial son who would not even sacrifice his life just to find medicine for Dad. Refined."
He said bluntly: "When the time comes, it will definitely be a show. When your grandfather drives west of Hexi, he will definitely come back immediately to fight for the family property."
Wan Bao'er rolled his eyes at him, curled his lips and said, "Is it necessary to make my father so miserable? Do you still want to marry me?"
puff!
Yang Hao sprayed, and raised his forehead and said: "Where is this going? Besides, there are a lot of beauties waiting in line for me to marry, and I'm not in a hurry."
Wan Bao'er jumped angrily: "Hmph, you are heartless, forget it, let's not talk about it, the group still has a lot of things to deal with, it's all your fault, if I become a yellow-faced woman from exhaustion, You are fully responsible!"
Yang Hao refused to accept it: "Fuck, I won't take the blame for this. If you don't want to be burdened, you can quit your job. I'll take care of you. Anyway, a chicken is also raised, and two pigs are also fed."
Wan Bao'er wanted to kick him to death, and was about to leave when she suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, can you really tell if someone is sick at a glance?"
Yang Hao smiled and nodded: "What's the matter, don't you believe me? Then I'll take a look for you now to see if you have any hidden diseases."
As he said that, he looked Wan Bao'er up and down several times in a decent manner, and focused on her chest for a long time, before he said solemnly: "Generally speaking, she is quite healthy, except that there is a potential problem with the breast."
(End of this chapter)
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