Mysterious treasure chest
Chapter 364 Is It Really Not To Amuse Me?
Chapter 364 Is It Really Not To Amuse Me?
But now?But he is so eager for this extremely clever 'liar' or 'magician' in front of him, which is a very, very dangerous signal.
I must prevent the young master from being bewitched by this kid, he must have used some kind of trick, the purpose is naturally to make a fortune from the young master, the loyal Uncle Wang thought so.
But before he could think of a way to expose Yang Hao's tricks, Yang Hao politely rejected Mr. Wang: "Sorry, Mr. Wang, I'm afraid you won't be able to learn this magical skill."
Mr. Wang was not happy, and said, "Hehe, is it because my sincerity is not enough?"
He said, took out the check book and waved it: "Yang Hao, don't get me wrong, I don't mean to disrespect you, but my dad said something to me, I always remember it, because what he said is very reasonable. "
Yang Hao shrugged and didn't answer, Mr. Wang didn't feel embarrassed, and said to himself: "My dad told me that the so-called 'sincerity' is actually a 'price'. Whether the sincerity is enough or not depends on how high the price is. It's not high, so you can make a price, I dare not say that I can definitely satisfy you, but my sincerity is definitely enough."
Uncle Wang couldn't help reminding him in a low voice: "Young Master, he's probably just trying to retreat and raise the price on purpose. Don't be fooled."
Mr. Wang smiled indifferently: "Uncle Wang, my dad also told me that it is something that money can solve, so it's not a problem, so you don't care about this matter, I know it well .”
At this moment, Yang Hao shook his head, and said calmly: "Mr. Wang, maybe what your father said is very reasonable, but unfortunately, in my eyes, some things can't be solved with money."
President Wang obviously didn't believe in evil, took out a pen, opened the checkbook, looked at Yang Hao and asked, "Isn't it just a skill, even if I really can't learn it, it doesn't matter, I just want to try, your threshold value How much, tell me, how much 'sincerity' do you need to teach me?"
Little Lolita was unhappy, she stood up and glared at Mr. Wang: "You...you are relying on your own money and disrespecting others!"
She said, took Yang Hao's hand, pouted and said angrily: "Brother, let's go, anyway, you are not short of money, why should we have dinner with this idiot?"
Mr. Wang was delighted, and laughed loudly: "Little sister, you misunderstood, in fact, I just want to make friends with your brother. As for whether your brother has money, I really don't care, because I never look at each other when I make friends. Whether you have money or not, I don’t have money anyway, hahaha!”
Yang Hao patted his sister on the shoulder, motioned her to sit down first, and calm down, and then said to Mr. Wang: "Mr. Wang is indeed a real person. Indeed, there are billions of people on the earth, but they are richer than you." Not many."
Mr. Wang thought he was going to 'know the current affairs', shrugged and said: "It's okay, some people say that I was reincarnated well, and even ridiculed that I am the top gnawing old man on earth, but I know they are envious and jealous hatred."
"And I think that a good reincarnation is also a manifestation of luck, and luck is a part of strength, and it is still a very important part." Mr. Wang said, waving a signature pen, and asked in a moody way: "Make a price, take advantage of my Hurry up and make a fortune before the curiosity disappears."
Yang Hao turned his head and smiled at his sister: "Xiaohuan, go chat with Sister Ying, I'll call you in later."
Little Lolita nodded obediently, left the box, and gave Mr. Wang another look before leaving.
At this time, Director Zhou took the initiative to ask: "Ahem, do you need me to avoid it?"
Yang Hao smiled and shook his head: "No need, Mr. Zhou, don't get me wrong, it's just that the next topic is not suitable for children, so I dismissed my sister."
He turned to Mr. Wang and asked, "Mr. Wang, are you sure you are interested in this magical skill?"
Mr. Wang waved his signature pen again, and smiled: "Hehe, what a 'not suitable for children', but don't worry, I will cooperate with you to keep it secret, so as to maintain your tall image in your sister's heart. Tell me now, how much do you want? ?”
Yang Hao shook his head: "Mr. Wang, you really misunderstood, I don't want a penny, but... are you a virgin?"
puff!
Jay Chou just took a sip of tea, and spit it all out in an instant. While coughing, he looked at his clothes, which had suffered again, and couldn't help but cry.
On the other side, Mr. Wang blinked his eyes, and asked with a confused face: "Why are you asking this? Is this some magical skill or a child's skill?"
"Bingguo, congratulations, you got the answer right." Yang Hao nodded solemnly: "Although it's not all right, this kind of kung fu does require you to start from the boy's kung fu, and I don't think you are a boy, Mr. Wang. ah."
Mr. Wang blushed and coughed dryly: "Ahem, cough, then... that must not be the case, but you are not fooling me, are you?"
Yang Hao said firmly: "Of course not. I am nicknamed 'Honest and Reliable Young Master', and I am innocent. Besides, if I fool you, I should mean that you can practice this skill, so that I can easily deceive you." Money, are you right?"
Once Mr. Wang thought about it, it was indeed the truth, and he believed in it a little bit, but he still didn't give up, and asked: "Then is there no other way to let people who are not children practice this magical skill?"
Yang Hao nodded slowly: "Yes, there is, but this method will hurt the harmony of the world. I don't think you can be so cruel, Mr. Wang."
Mr. Wang patted the check book and said proudly: "Tell me about it, my 'sincerity' is already too hungry and thirsty."
Yang Hao shrugged: "Okay, since Mr. Wang wants to know so much, then I will tell you, this method is actually very simple, just eight words - if you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace, Mr. Wang, are you willing?" ?”
puff!
Jay Chou didn't drink tea this time, but he still sprayed it, laughing.
But Mr. Wang was slightly taken aback for a moment, then understood in an instant, and flew into a rage: "Well, Yang Hao, you are trying to entertain me, aren't you?!"
Yang Hao had an innocent face: "How can it be, Mr. Wang, I told you the truth because you insisted on asking, how did it become a pastime for you?"
Mr. Wang was bewitched by his amazing acting skills, he doubted: "Is it really not to amuse me?"
Yang Hao smiled and nodded: "Really, it's more real than pearls, and Mr. Wang, you think, what good is it to entertain you, and no one will give me a penny for it, don't you think so?"
In fact, he really didn't intend to amuse Mr. Wang, but just to make up the matter of tearing the steel plate with his bare hands. As for entertaining Mr. Wang, it was purely a matter of convenience. Who told this rich and powerful young master to break the casserole What exactly?
Mr. Wang believed it to be true, put away the checkbook and signature pen in disappointment, and sighed: "Oh, it's rare to encounter something I'm interested in, and it turns out that I have to learn it from the palace. What a disappointment."
He turned his head to look at Jay Chou, blinked his eyes: "Why don't you try it, Jay Chou? This is a rare opportunity to learn magic skills."
Jay Chou said angrily: "Bah, I'm a man with a wife, I'm as good as I am!"
(End of this chapter)
But now?But he is so eager for this extremely clever 'liar' or 'magician' in front of him, which is a very, very dangerous signal.
I must prevent the young master from being bewitched by this kid, he must have used some kind of trick, the purpose is naturally to make a fortune from the young master, the loyal Uncle Wang thought so.
But before he could think of a way to expose Yang Hao's tricks, Yang Hao politely rejected Mr. Wang: "Sorry, Mr. Wang, I'm afraid you won't be able to learn this magical skill."
Mr. Wang was not happy, and said, "Hehe, is it because my sincerity is not enough?"
He said, took out the check book and waved it: "Yang Hao, don't get me wrong, I don't mean to disrespect you, but my dad said something to me, I always remember it, because what he said is very reasonable. "
Yang Hao shrugged and didn't answer, Mr. Wang didn't feel embarrassed, and said to himself: "My dad told me that the so-called 'sincerity' is actually a 'price'. Whether the sincerity is enough or not depends on how high the price is. It's not high, so you can make a price, I dare not say that I can definitely satisfy you, but my sincerity is definitely enough."
Uncle Wang couldn't help reminding him in a low voice: "Young Master, he's probably just trying to retreat and raise the price on purpose. Don't be fooled."
Mr. Wang smiled indifferently: "Uncle Wang, my dad also told me that it is something that money can solve, so it's not a problem, so you don't care about this matter, I know it well .”
At this moment, Yang Hao shook his head, and said calmly: "Mr. Wang, maybe what your father said is very reasonable, but unfortunately, in my eyes, some things can't be solved with money."
President Wang obviously didn't believe in evil, took out a pen, opened the checkbook, looked at Yang Hao and asked, "Isn't it just a skill, even if I really can't learn it, it doesn't matter, I just want to try, your threshold value How much, tell me, how much 'sincerity' do you need to teach me?"
Little Lolita was unhappy, she stood up and glared at Mr. Wang: "You...you are relying on your own money and disrespecting others!"
She said, took Yang Hao's hand, pouted and said angrily: "Brother, let's go, anyway, you are not short of money, why should we have dinner with this idiot?"
Mr. Wang was delighted, and laughed loudly: "Little sister, you misunderstood, in fact, I just want to make friends with your brother. As for whether your brother has money, I really don't care, because I never look at each other when I make friends. Whether you have money or not, I don’t have money anyway, hahaha!”
Yang Hao patted his sister on the shoulder, motioned her to sit down first, and calm down, and then said to Mr. Wang: "Mr. Wang is indeed a real person. Indeed, there are billions of people on the earth, but they are richer than you." Not many."
Mr. Wang thought he was going to 'know the current affairs', shrugged and said: "It's okay, some people say that I was reincarnated well, and even ridiculed that I am the top gnawing old man on earth, but I know they are envious and jealous hatred."
"And I think that a good reincarnation is also a manifestation of luck, and luck is a part of strength, and it is still a very important part." Mr. Wang said, waving a signature pen, and asked in a moody way: "Make a price, take advantage of my Hurry up and make a fortune before the curiosity disappears."
Yang Hao turned his head and smiled at his sister: "Xiaohuan, go chat with Sister Ying, I'll call you in later."
Little Lolita nodded obediently, left the box, and gave Mr. Wang another look before leaving.
At this time, Director Zhou took the initiative to ask: "Ahem, do you need me to avoid it?"
Yang Hao smiled and shook his head: "No need, Mr. Zhou, don't get me wrong, it's just that the next topic is not suitable for children, so I dismissed my sister."
He turned to Mr. Wang and asked, "Mr. Wang, are you sure you are interested in this magical skill?"
Mr. Wang waved his signature pen again, and smiled: "Hehe, what a 'not suitable for children', but don't worry, I will cooperate with you to keep it secret, so as to maintain your tall image in your sister's heart. Tell me now, how much do you want? ?”
Yang Hao shook his head: "Mr. Wang, you really misunderstood, I don't want a penny, but... are you a virgin?"
puff!
Jay Chou just took a sip of tea, and spit it all out in an instant. While coughing, he looked at his clothes, which had suffered again, and couldn't help but cry.
On the other side, Mr. Wang blinked his eyes, and asked with a confused face: "Why are you asking this? Is this some magical skill or a child's skill?"
"Bingguo, congratulations, you got the answer right." Yang Hao nodded solemnly: "Although it's not all right, this kind of kung fu does require you to start from the boy's kung fu, and I don't think you are a boy, Mr. Wang. ah."
Mr. Wang blushed and coughed dryly: "Ahem, cough, then... that must not be the case, but you are not fooling me, are you?"
Yang Hao said firmly: "Of course not. I am nicknamed 'Honest and Reliable Young Master', and I am innocent. Besides, if I fool you, I should mean that you can practice this skill, so that I can easily deceive you." Money, are you right?"
Once Mr. Wang thought about it, it was indeed the truth, and he believed in it a little bit, but he still didn't give up, and asked: "Then is there no other way to let people who are not children practice this magical skill?"
Yang Hao nodded slowly: "Yes, there is, but this method will hurt the harmony of the world. I don't think you can be so cruel, Mr. Wang."
Mr. Wang patted the check book and said proudly: "Tell me about it, my 'sincerity' is already too hungry and thirsty."
Yang Hao shrugged: "Okay, since Mr. Wang wants to know so much, then I will tell you, this method is actually very simple, just eight words - if you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace, Mr. Wang, are you willing?" ?”
puff!
Jay Chou didn't drink tea this time, but he still sprayed it, laughing.
But Mr. Wang was slightly taken aback for a moment, then understood in an instant, and flew into a rage: "Well, Yang Hao, you are trying to entertain me, aren't you?!"
Yang Hao had an innocent face: "How can it be, Mr. Wang, I told you the truth because you insisted on asking, how did it become a pastime for you?"
Mr. Wang was bewitched by his amazing acting skills, he doubted: "Is it really not to amuse me?"
Yang Hao smiled and nodded: "Really, it's more real than pearls, and Mr. Wang, you think, what good is it to entertain you, and no one will give me a penny for it, don't you think so?"
In fact, he really didn't intend to amuse Mr. Wang, but just to make up the matter of tearing the steel plate with his bare hands. As for entertaining Mr. Wang, it was purely a matter of convenience. Who told this rich and powerful young master to break the casserole What exactly?
Mr. Wang believed it to be true, put away the checkbook and signature pen in disappointment, and sighed: "Oh, it's rare to encounter something I'm interested in, and it turns out that I have to learn it from the palace. What a disappointment."
He turned his head to look at Jay Chou, blinked his eyes: "Why don't you try it, Jay Chou? This is a rare opportunity to learn magic skills."
Jay Chou said angrily: "Bah, I'm a man with a wife, I'm as good as I am!"
(End of this chapter)
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