Mysterious treasure chest

Chapter 397

Snapped!
Yang Hao's face darkened, and he slapped the little monk on the head without even thinking about it, and cursed: "Spicy bastard, I told you to pretend to be invisible this time, right? Come on, come on, now Come and explain to my sister, if you can't explain it... Hehe, you understand!"

The little monk cried for a long time, humming and humming for a long time, before he bit the bullet and explained to the little loli: "Uh, that... the big sword, in fact, there is a temple in the capital called 'Baojian Temple', and faithful men and women like to come here Temples ask for amulets."

"The amulet of Baojian Temple is a small wooden sword made of peach wood, but the faithful men and women call it the 'big sword' in order to show awe."

His brain was wide open, and he kept talking more and more slippery: "So what I meant just now is that I really yearn to go to this temple to save sentient beings, but my cultivation level is not enough now, and I have to wait until I have enough cultivation base before I can go. .”

Everyone else suppressed their laughter, only the little Lolita asked with great interest: "What about 'Happy Twine'? Is it an amulet from another temple? Two ropes called 'Huan' and 'Xi' are wrapped around the Together?"

puff!
Yang Hao couldn't hold back his laughter, and quickly gave Little Lolita a thumbs up: "You are so talented, really!"

The little monk twitched his face, and said with a dry smile: "Hehe, it is indeed an amulet from another temple, but it's not the 'wrap', it's...it's the 'cicada' in summer, which means 'know', it's carved from peach wood. Like a cicada."

Yang Hao laughed so hard that he quickly gave the little monk a thumbs up again: "Hahaha, you are more talented than my sister."

The little monk had a resentful look on his face, and he said in his heart that he was not forced out by you.

Little Lolita looked at everyone's expressions, and couldn't help being suspicious: "Monk, are you fooling me?"

The little monk bite the bullet and patted his chest: "How could it be? As the saying goes, monks don't tell lies, so how can I, Buddha, fool you, right?"

"Really, then you can explain to me why these two temples choose 'Big Sword' and 'Happy Cicada' as amulets?" Little Loli squinted her eyes and continued to ask: "Generally speaking, temples Aren't Liqiu's amulets all Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and the like?"

Er Gou also followed suit, and saw him pull out a jadeite Guanyin pendant from his chest clothes, and said, "Yeah, very sexual, don't they all say 'men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha'? 'Big Sword', what if you accidentally poke yourself?"

Poking yourself?Shit, Master Buddha, I want to poke you to death now!The little monk thought angrily, but he could only rack his brains and continue to fool around: "Well...cough, there are actually quite a lot of types of amulets, each with its own meaning."

"It's just that the images of Buddha and Guanyin are usually seen more, but this does not mean that there are only amulets with these two images, right?"

After finishing speaking, he wished to boast himself: You are so witty and talented!
But before this was over, the little Lolita said persistently, "Oh? Then tell me, what do the two amulets, 'Big Sword' and 'Happy Cicada', represent?"

The little monk's back began to break out in cold sweat, and he thought that no matter how talented I am, the Buddha, I can't stand to ask the bottom line like this. If I continue to dig like this, I'm afraid my ancestors' graves will have to be dug out.

He could only wink at Yang Hao wildly, hoping that Hao Ge would help him, while continuing to frighten and flicker: "Uh, the Taoist mahogany sword represents 'elimination of evil spirits', and our Buddhist big...big sword represents 'cutting Eliminate troubles', yes, that's the meaning."

The little monk swallowed, and the words "Brother Hao, save me" almost appeared in his eyes, and continued: "As for the Huanxi cicada, it represents... it represents 'rebirth'."

"Because you think, if a cicada wants to emerge from a larva to an adult, it must go through painful molts again and again. Isn't this like a process of rebirth, isn't it worth joying?"

After finishing speaking, the little monk was about to collapse, and he said to his heart, little aunt, please don't ask any more questions, my brain cells are almost dead, woo woo woo!

Fortunately, Yang Hao finally spoke at this time: "Okay, Master Xingji's Dharma is superb, even such weird questions as 'big sword' and 'happy cicada' can't trouble you, we can only worship you. "

Ergou also nodded, winked at the little monk, and teased: "That's right, Master Xingji's level is almost undisputed. If I look at it, he can compete with Master Degang of Baojian Temple. Brother Hao, what do you think?" Isn't it?"

Yang Hao laughed and nodded: "Hahaha, there must be a fight. Master Degang has the 'big sword', and master Xingji has the 'Happy Cicada'. These are the masters of the three worlds."

The little monk rolled his eyes, and said awkwardly: "Ahem, Brother Hao, Brother Gou, you two are just fine, don't laugh at me anymore, I...I promise I won't pretend to be invisible anymore, okay?"

Little Loli asked in confusion: "Brother, who is Master Degang? Is he the abbot of Baojian Temple?"

Yang Hao quickly suppressed his smile, and shook his head solemnly: "No, no, no, Master Degang is a little different from Master Xingji. Master Xingji has a system, but Master Degang does not, so Master Degang can only be called a sword. The abbot of the temple, not the abbot."

Little Loli became even more confused when she heard that, with question marks all over her head, she turned her head to look at the little monk who was wiping his sweat, and asked, "Aren't the abbot and the abbot the same thing?"

The little monk was about to collapse, crying with an embarrassing face, and shook his head violently: "Don't ask me, I... I don't know anything, woo woo woo!"

Good guy, he really squeezed out a few tears, which is a complete psychological shadow, and I'm afraid he will have to think twice before pretending to be invisible in the future.

Yang Hao raised his hand and looked at his watch. The time was almost up, so he asked the waiter to swipe his card to pay, then got up and said, "Let's go, go to the bar street, but Xiaohuan is your age..."

When the little loli heard this, she became impatient, and rushed forward to grab Yang Hao's arm, pouted and acted like a baby: "Brother, take me with you, I beg you, okay? I just don't drink, and it's not And you are here, what danger can there be?"

Yang Hao was still hesitating whether it would be a good occasion to take his sister to the bar, but he didn't expect Xiao Yating to speak up for the little loli at this time: "Yang Hao, just take your sister, or I'll be very embarrassed as a girl. For example, when I go to the bathroom, I can't let you accompany me in, can I?"

You must have someone to accompany you when you go to the bathroom. Could it be that you can't pee when you go in alone?Yang Hao complained secretly, but looking at his sister's pitiful little eyes, he finally nodded and agreed to take her there.

(End of this chapter)