Mysterious treasure chest
Chapter 75 Unique flirting skills?
Chapter 75 Unique flirting skills?
"Fuck off, don't tease me, I still have self-knowledge."
Zhang Yang shook his head and continued to gossip: "It is said that the coal boy named Zhao Sheng from the second class has already launched a crazy courtship offensive to Wu Tingting. Yesterday he was holding a large bunch of roses and blocked her on the road."
"The results of it?"
"Hey, don't mention it, Wu Tingting was annoyed by him, so she just took Rose, raised her hand and threw it into the trash can next to her. She also said something, which made Zhao Sheng so angry that she almost turned her face on the spot."
"Hehe, you have such a personality? What did she say?"
"You must have a personality. Now the boys in our department call her the 'Queen of Poison Tongue' in private. I'll teach you a lesson, cough cough!"
Zhang Yang is also a sullen prostitute, and he learned that venomous tongue perfectly: "Zhao Sheng, if you take off the inner height, will it be 1.4 meters?"
Yang Hao was startled when he heard this, and said in surprise, "I'm going to fuck you, are you so ruthless?"
"It must be so ruthless, why don't you call it the 'Queen of Poison Tongue'? So, I'd better not make fun of myself, chasing him is better than chasing Ma Lu. Hehe, the little girl is so gentle and quiet."
Zhang Yang smiled hungrily.
At this time, Wang Qiang also came over, pouted: "Zhang Yang, are you a pedophile? Take a look at the small body of the study committee member, can it stand your ravages?"
"Fuck off, believe it or not, I will ravage you first!!" Zhang Yang clenched his fists, showing off his strong biceps.
"Barbarian, I still like someone like Zhao Ying, who is good-looking and has a good figure."
Wang Qiang was a member of the male life committee, and the reason why he recommended himself for this position in the end was because Zhao Ying was appointed by Ma Wanli as the female life committee member.
As he spoke, he suddenly turned to Yang Hao, and asked expectantly, "By the way, Yang Hao, do you have any unique skills in flirting with girls?"
As soon as this question was asked, the boys next to him stopped talking. They all pricked up their ears and stretched their necks to this side.
"Ahem, ahem, this...really not."
Yang Hao looked helpless, and said in his heart: Why are you so hungry?Girls or something, wouldn't you just bring them to your door?
Fortunately, the other boys didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise they would beat him up every minute.
When we arrived at the logistics office, the people in charge of distributing military training items were members of the student unions of each college.
The School of Economics and Management is strong and strong, so it naturally occupies the front row.
Several single tables were lined up, and a dozen seniors and sisters were guiding the freshmen to go through procedures and get things.
Zhang Yang walked over to report to the class, signed again, and was accepted by a senior.
"Guojin (1) class, right? Your things are all here, start moving. The boxes are quite heavy. If you can't move them in one move, move them in two."
The senior was very kind, and warned: "Don't be brave, just now there were two boys who wanted to show off their muscles, but they flinched, and finally walked out with the wall, don't mention how embarrassing they are."
"Thank you senior for reminding, we will pay attention."
Zhang Yang quickly nodded and waved his hand: "Brothers, try to carry a box first, if it doesn't work, just carry a box with two people, don't try to be brave."
After speaking, he walked over first and picked up a large cardboard box.
"Ahem, it's quite heavy."
Zhang Yang originally wanted to carry one in each hand, but after trying the weight, he wisely gave up.
As for the other boys, it was even worse. Basically, two of them carried a box, and there were two thinner ones who were trembling when lifted.
"Fuck, there's an extra box here, why don't you call and call two more people?"
Looking at the extra box, Zhang Yang wanted to fight and show off his muscles, but he really couldn't do it.
"let me try."
Yang Hao said lightly, shifted the box in his arms to his left hand, and prepared to lift the box with his right hand.
"Yang Hao, don't be brave, just in case you dodge..."
Zhang Yang hurriedly tried to dissuade him, and said in his heart, "Fuck, you are pretending to be desperate, but I am so muscular that I didn't even dare to move two boxes. What are you doing!"
next second.
Yang Hao picked up the box with one hand, and he didn't even take a breath, looking relaxed.
"Fuck, this... this box isn't full, is it?"
Zhang Yang looked confused, walked over in disbelief, reached out and grabbed Yang Hao's box, and said, "Put it down, I'll try it."
"It's not necessary, in case you dodge your waist..."
"Don't worry, it's just my muscles, it's awesome!"
"Well, this is what you have to insist on."
Yang Hao shrugged and let go of his right hand.
bang bang!
The box fell to the floor.
"Oh, my waist!"
Zhang Yang screamed and lay down on the ground.
"Look, why is this necessary..."
Yang Hao sighed and looked at Zhang Yang innocently.
"Hey, you kid, I told you just now not to be brave. As soon as I turned my back on you, you flinched. There is no diamond, so why bother to pretend?"
When the senior heard the scream, he hurried over and scolded him.
"Muscle strain, it's nothing serious, just lean on the wall and get out."
The senior pinched Zhang Yang's waist with ease, stared at Yang Hao who picked up the box again, frowned and said: "Young man, don't just hold on because you think you have the strength. You can walk with two boxes by yourself. Back to the classroom?"
"This...Senior, thank you for your concern, but I do have a lot of strength, so don't worry."
"Hehe, you're quite capable, why don't you just take this box back with you, so you don't have to go all the way, how about it?"
The senior was not a big deal, so he simply pointed at Zhang Yang's box and deliberately used words to run on Yang Hao.
"No, please don't, Yang Hao, let me make a phone call and call two more people over."
Zhang Yang leaned on the wall and smoothed things out tremblingly.
"Hehe, it's really unnecessary. Since the senior has already spoken, I'll try."
Yang Hao smiled slightly, and actually stretched out his hands to hug the box in front of Zhang Yang.
Up!
Yang Hao gave a soft drink, and the box left the ground steadily.
One in his left hand, another in his right hand, and another in front of his chest, three big boxes, just like that were picked up by Yang Hao.
"My mother, this... This kid is a weightlifter, right?"
The senior looked dumbfounded, and asked Zhang Yang in a daze.
"But...maybe."
Zhang Yang supported the wall, his whole body was not well, and he was deeply hit by Yang Hao.
"Let's go, let's go back quickly, everyone is still waiting."
Yang Hao was carrying three boxes, yet he still had the strength to speak.
The others looked at me and I looked at you, finally collectively swallowed, carried the box silently, and left the logistics office.
The group of people had just left, Zuo Ling and Xiao Man, talking and laughing, came out of the bathroom.
"Hey, Chen Peng, why do you look like a ghost, you're broken in love?"
Xiao Man's eyes were sharp, and he saw the senior who was still standing there in a daze.
"You're just broken in love, and your whole family is broken in love! With such a bad mouth, you deserve to be unable to find a boyfriend!"
Chen Peng woke up with a start, and fought back angrily.
"Hey, you don't want to live anymore, believe it or not, I'll go to your family Jingjing to report your bad behavior, and I will really break your relationship in minutes!"
Xiao Man was not easy to bully, and directly resorted to nuclear weapons.
"Don't, don't, it's okay if I was wrong, Sister Man!"
Chen Peng immediately faltered, and said aggrievedly: "The reason for my expression is not because just now, there was a freshman who was born with supernatural power, and he moved three boxes by himself, which almost scared me to death."
"I sell cakes, are they real or fake? Just this big box, can one person carry three? Are you talking about moving in three parts?"
"Hey, would I be so surprised if we moved in three times? If you don't believe me, just ask Li Huan and the others, they've all seen it."
"That seems to be true? Which freshman is so fierce? He must have muscle bumps all over his body, just like a gorilla, right?"
"That's not true, it looks a little thinner, it seems to be called Yang Hao, from the National Finance (1) class."
"Yang Hao? From Guojin (1) class? The one with a pretty smile?"
Xiao Man was shocked, his eyes widened, and he stared at Chen Peng.
"It's Yang Hao, but I don't think he looks good when he smiles."
Chen Peng was stunned, and immediately came back to his senses, and asked with a cheap smile: "Haha, Sister Man, it can't be your little friend, okay? Tsk tsk, it really deserves to be the person that Sister Man likes, with this strength , definitely a real man, seven times in one night is fine!"
"Chen Peng, I'm going to tear your mouth off, don't run away!"
The two ran away in a fight.
Zuo Ling, who had been silent by the side, looked in the direction of the door and murmured, "Yang Hao? Do you want to try him?"
Hahaha, I actually signed a contract, what a lifeline!Thank you for your unwavering support. Without your support, maybe I would not be able to make it to today!Not much to say, I will finish the signing first, and then try to update!
(End of this chapter)
"Fuck off, don't tease me, I still have self-knowledge."
Zhang Yang shook his head and continued to gossip: "It is said that the coal boy named Zhao Sheng from the second class has already launched a crazy courtship offensive to Wu Tingting. Yesterday he was holding a large bunch of roses and blocked her on the road."
"The results of it?"
"Hey, don't mention it, Wu Tingting was annoyed by him, so she just took Rose, raised her hand and threw it into the trash can next to her. She also said something, which made Zhao Sheng so angry that she almost turned her face on the spot."
"Hehe, you have such a personality? What did she say?"
"You must have a personality. Now the boys in our department call her the 'Queen of Poison Tongue' in private. I'll teach you a lesson, cough cough!"
Zhang Yang is also a sullen prostitute, and he learned that venomous tongue perfectly: "Zhao Sheng, if you take off the inner height, will it be 1.4 meters?"
Yang Hao was startled when he heard this, and said in surprise, "I'm going to fuck you, are you so ruthless?"
"It must be so ruthless, why don't you call it the 'Queen of Poison Tongue'? So, I'd better not make fun of myself, chasing him is better than chasing Ma Lu. Hehe, the little girl is so gentle and quiet."
Zhang Yang smiled hungrily.
At this time, Wang Qiang also came over, pouted: "Zhang Yang, are you a pedophile? Take a look at the small body of the study committee member, can it stand your ravages?"
"Fuck off, believe it or not, I will ravage you first!!" Zhang Yang clenched his fists, showing off his strong biceps.
"Barbarian, I still like someone like Zhao Ying, who is good-looking and has a good figure."
Wang Qiang was a member of the male life committee, and the reason why he recommended himself for this position in the end was because Zhao Ying was appointed by Ma Wanli as the female life committee member.
As he spoke, he suddenly turned to Yang Hao, and asked expectantly, "By the way, Yang Hao, do you have any unique skills in flirting with girls?"
As soon as this question was asked, the boys next to him stopped talking. They all pricked up their ears and stretched their necks to this side.
"Ahem, ahem, this...really not."
Yang Hao looked helpless, and said in his heart: Why are you so hungry?Girls or something, wouldn't you just bring them to your door?
Fortunately, the other boys didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise they would beat him up every minute.
When we arrived at the logistics office, the people in charge of distributing military training items were members of the student unions of each college.
The School of Economics and Management is strong and strong, so it naturally occupies the front row.
Several single tables were lined up, and a dozen seniors and sisters were guiding the freshmen to go through procedures and get things.
Zhang Yang walked over to report to the class, signed again, and was accepted by a senior.
"Guojin (1) class, right? Your things are all here, start moving. The boxes are quite heavy. If you can't move them in one move, move them in two."
The senior was very kind, and warned: "Don't be brave, just now there were two boys who wanted to show off their muscles, but they flinched, and finally walked out with the wall, don't mention how embarrassing they are."
"Thank you senior for reminding, we will pay attention."
Zhang Yang quickly nodded and waved his hand: "Brothers, try to carry a box first, if it doesn't work, just carry a box with two people, don't try to be brave."
After speaking, he walked over first and picked up a large cardboard box.
"Ahem, it's quite heavy."
Zhang Yang originally wanted to carry one in each hand, but after trying the weight, he wisely gave up.
As for the other boys, it was even worse. Basically, two of them carried a box, and there were two thinner ones who were trembling when lifted.
"Fuck, there's an extra box here, why don't you call and call two more people?"
Looking at the extra box, Zhang Yang wanted to fight and show off his muscles, but he really couldn't do it.
"let me try."
Yang Hao said lightly, shifted the box in his arms to his left hand, and prepared to lift the box with his right hand.
"Yang Hao, don't be brave, just in case you dodge..."
Zhang Yang hurriedly tried to dissuade him, and said in his heart, "Fuck, you are pretending to be desperate, but I am so muscular that I didn't even dare to move two boxes. What are you doing!"
next second.
Yang Hao picked up the box with one hand, and he didn't even take a breath, looking relaxed.
"Fuck, this... this box isn't full, is it?"
Zhang Yang looked confused, walked over in disbelief, reached out and grabbed Yang Hao's box, and said, "Put it down, I'll try it."
"It's not necessary, in case you dodge your waist..."
"Don't worry, it's just my muscles, it's awesome!"
"Well, this is what you have to insist on."
Yang Hao shrugged and let go of his right hand.
bang bang!
The box fell to the floor.
"Oh, my waist!"
Zhang Yang screamed and lay down on the ground.
"Look, why is this necessary..."
Yang Hao sighed and looked at Zhang Yang innocently.
"Hey, you kid, I told you just now not to be brave. As soon as I turned my back on you, you flinched. There is no diamond, so why bother to pretend?"
When the senior heard the scream, he hurried over and scolded him.
"Muscle strain, it's nothing serious, just lean on the wall and get out."
The senior pinched Zhang Yang's waist with ease, stared at Yang Hao who picked up the box again, frowned and said: "Young man, don't just hold on because you think you have the strength. You can walk with two boxes by yourself. Back to the classroom?"
"This...Senior, thank you for your concern, but I do have a lot of strength, so don't worry."
"Hehe, you're quite capable, why don't you just take this box back with you, so you don't have to go all the way, how about it?"
The senior was not a big deal, so he simply pointed at Zhang Yang's box and deliberately used words to run on Yang Hao.
"No, please don't, Yang Hao, let me make a phone call and call two more people over."
Zhang Yang leaned on the wall and smoothed things out tremblingly.
"Hehe, it's really unnecessary. Since the senior has already spoken, I'll try."
Yang Hao smiled slightly, and actually stretched out his hands to hug the box in front of Zhang Yang.
Up!
Yang Hao gave a soft drink, and the box left the ground steadily.
One in his left hand, another in his right hand, and another in front of his chest, three big boxes, just like that were picked up by Yang Hao.
"My mother, this... This kid is a weightlifter, right?"
The senior looked dumbfounded, and asked Zhang Yang in a daze.
"But...maybe."
Zhang Yang supported the wall, his whole body was not well, and he was deeply hit by Yang Hao.
"Let's go, let's go back quickly, everyone is still waiting."
Yang Hao was carrying three boxes, yet he still had the strength to speak.
The others looked at me and I looked at you, finally collectively swallowed, carried the box silently, and left the logistics office.
The group of people had just left, Zuo Ling and Xiao Man, talking and laughing, came out of the bathroom.
"Hey, Chen Peng, why do you look like a ghost, you're broken in love?"
Xiao Man's eyes were sharp, and he saw the senior who was still standing there in a daze.
"You're just broken in love, and your whole family is broken in love! With such a bad mouth, you deserve to be unable to find a boyfriend!"
Chen Peng woke up with a start, and fought back angrily.
"Hey, you don't want to live anymore, believe it or not, I'll go to your family Jingjing to report your bad behavior, and I will really break your relationship in minutes!"
Xiao Man was not easy to bully, and directly resorted to nuclear weapons.
"Don't, don't, it's okay if I was wrong, Sister Man!"
Chen Peng immediately faltered, and said aggrievedly: "The reason for my expression is not because just now, there was a freshman who was born with supernatural power, and he moved three boxes by himself, which almost scared me to death."
"I sell cakes, are they real or fake? Just this big box, can one person carry three? Are you talking about moving in three parts?"
"Hey, would I be so surprised if we moved in three times? If you don't believe me, just ask Li Huan and the others, they've all seen it."
"That seems to be true? Which freshman is so fierce? He must have muscle bumps all over his body, just like a gorilla, right?"
"That's not true, it looks a little thinner, it seems to be called Yang Hao, from the National Finance (1) class."
"Yang Hao? From Guojin (1) class? The one with a pretty smile?"
Xiao Man was shocked, his eyes widened, and he stared at Chen Peng.
"It's Yang Hao, but I don't think he looks good when he smiles."
Chen Peng was stunned, and immediately came back to his senses, and asked with a cheap smile: "Haha, Sister Man, it can't be your little friend, okay? Tsk tsk, it really deserves to be the person that Sister Man likes, with this strength , definitely a real man, seven times in one night is fine!"
"Chen Peng, I'm going to tear your mouth off, don't run away!"
The two ran away in a fight.
Zuo Ling, who had been silent by the side, looked in the direction of the door and murmured, "Yang Hao? Do you want to try him?"
Hahaha, I actually signed a contract, what a lifeline!Thank you for your unwavering support. Without your support, maybe I would not be able to make it to today!Not much to say, I will finish the signing first, and then try to update!
(End of this chapter)
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