Beauty's enchanting bodyguard

Chapter 204
For this long-faced young man's old tricks to repeat, Xiao Yi also came up with a trick to guess.

It was still the same thing at the beginning, and quickly moved around while holding Xia Wei.He grabbed the arm of the long-faced young man and pushed it forward vigorously.

Xiao Yi's speed was extremely fast, and it only happened in a short moment.No one has seen this little move clearly.

The long-faced young man was driven forward by a huge force, he lost gravity, staggered and slid forward.Unbiased, he bumped into the arms of that crazy 250-jin woman.

Very elastic, more elastic than Xia Wei's buttocks.

It wasn't that fat woman's shield-like ass that hit her, let alone her breasts that were hidden by fat.Instead, it hit the fat woman's waist all of a sudden.

Fat women are not waists of water snakes, but waists of buckets.When it hit it, the fat on the waist swayed, and it directly bounced the long-faced youth away.

"Ahhhhhhhhh..." The fat woman was going crazy to the extreme in the bus, and she was so excited that she yelled loudly: "It's unreasonable, why do good things happen on the same day. You two boys, just Can't we just diverge? It makes my old lady happy every day. But I have to say, there are quite a few young women in this car, and even more young men, but only you two have the best vision."

At this moment, the fat man with the short hair and the young man with the long face turned red.Looking at the extremely obese woman in front of her, both of them felt sick for a while, and finally couldn't help their stomach churning.Overwhelmed, he vomited out the breakfast he ate in the morning.

It just so happened that at this time, the 101 bus had arrived in the city center.As the station announcement sounded, Xiao Yi smiled treacherously at Xia Wei and said, "It's time, get off the bus. There is a lot of excitement on this bus. But, don't delay the business. This time , maybe your mother is coming soon."

"En." Although Xia Wei saw Xiao Yi's cunning face, she still nodded without knowing why, without asking.

Immediately, the two got off the car at this stop.

After getting off the car, Xiao Yi touched the lost checks in his trouser pocket and smiled proudly.Those two boys wanted to fight with themselves, but after all, they were too tender.Unknowingly, the moment the long-faced young man slid in, Xiao Yi quickly took back his check.

Moreover, Xiao Yi even played tricks on that long-faced young man.

On the bus, the roar of laughter continued one after another.Regarding the affair with the fat woman in the car, everyone burst into laughter.Only those two pickpockets pretending to be sex monsters were about to cry right now.

When the bus reached the next stop, the two pickpockets rushed towards the door at the same time.Wanted to get off at the first moment, away from this nauseating fat woman.Anyway, the long-faced young man got a lot of stolen goods, at least they can enjoy themselves happily for several days.

The long-faced young man rushing to the car door had already fantasized about it.With the money I spent on art in the car, I went to the world to continue to engage in in-depth art that day.

He is already ready, today he went out with nothing in his trousers, and hung up the gap.He has made all the preparations for the in-depth art of the evening.

It's just that when his legs haven't stepped out of the door of the 101 bus.I only heard a sound of fear, and the clothes all over my body were broken by myself.For a moment, the pieces of the clothes on his body were dancing with the wind, floating all over the bus.

And, with her clothes ripping apart.At this moment, the stolen goods all over his body are falling down.Those expensive wallets, as well as those expensive mobile phones, all fell on the car with a clatter.

This time, everyone in the carriage was dumbfounded.After touching their pockets or handbags, they all screamed loudly: "Ah, my things are missing, he is a pickpocket."

"Pickpocket, pickpocket, the iPhone 5 I just bought is gone."

In an instant, everyone in the car became noisy.Like a pot of water, it boiled completely.

That little fat man with the flat head came to hear that something was wrong.Quickly got off the bus and jumped off.The long-faced young man was obviously caught off guard by this sudden change. ,

"Hey, Eggy is so cool."

After being stunned for a moment, a look of surprise flashed across the face of the long-faced young man.Then, he gently stretched towards his crotch.

He was in neutral, and after the outer clothes were torn, his body was quickly exposed.Especially the ball underneath, when the wind blows, the ball is cool for a while.

"Damn it, he's actually in neutral."

"Yeah, I killed it today. Could it be that if you rob money, you still want to rob sex?"

In the carriage, everyone panicked at this moment.The boss stared at each other, looking into the crotch of the long-faced young man.

Now, the 250-jin fat woman at the beginning.Raising her washbasin face with smoky makeup, she stared at the long-faced young man seriously for a long time.Then, with a cold snort, he pointed his little finger at the long-faced young man, and said disdainfully: "You have long legs, long hands, long hair, and everything grows. The only thing that doesn't grow is the one in the crotch. A gun is really too short..."

At this moment, everyone in the entire carriage burst out laughing.

One by one looked at the short gun in the crotch of the long-faced youth, leaning forward and backward with a smile.

The world is fair after all.God doesn't give all the favors to one person.For example, this young man with a long face has everything in his body.However, he didn't grow where he should grow the most...

In the 101 bus, there is already chaos.Everyone laughed wildly, the drivers stopped the car out of curiosity, and laughed because they bumped their heads on the steering wheel frequently.

Of course it was Xiao Yi who did it, he let out a trace of his Kowloon true energy and wrapped it around the whole body of the long-faced young man.Bit by bit, ready to go, slowly impacting the long-faced youth's clothes.

Finally, at the moment when the long-faced youth got off the car.This trace of Kowloon's true spirit finally tore through the clothes of the long-faced young man, causing a farce on the 101 bus.

Xiao Yi didn't tell Xia Wei about these things.

He accompanied Xia Wei on this bustling street, walking like an ordinary couple.Passing the traffic lights, passing the fountain in the square, passing the group of white pigeons, walking towards the BMW 4S store.

At the entrance of the BMW 4S store, Xiao Yi asked Xia Wei to call his mother.Unexpectedly, Mother Xia has not arrived yet.

"Forget it, let's go shopping first, let's take a look at the car first." Xiao Yi suggested at this moment.

Of course Xia Wei followed Xiao Yi's lead, and nodded now.

So, the young couple walked into this BMW 4S shop.

As for why Xiao Yi preferred the BMW 4S shop instead of other shops.In this regard, Xiao Yi's idea is very simple.

That is, BMW is a status symbol, and many upstart rich second generations drive BMWs to go fishing.Therefore, Xiao Yi decided to buy a BMW and continue to pretend to be aggressive.

At the BMW 4S store, a young girl in a blue uniform greeted her immediately, and introduced enthusiastically, "Mister and Miss, do you want to buy a car?"

"Let's take a look first." Xia Wei replied truthfully.

They really wanted to take a look first, after all, Mother Xia hadn't arrived yet.For such a big matter as buying a car, Xia Wei is still going to listen to her mother's opinion.

"Oh." The young girl in uniform's smile faded a little: "Excuse me, what price do you want to buy for the car?"

Xia Wei shook her head. She didn't understand cars, so she said vaguely: "Let's have a look first, we haven't figured it out yet."

"That's it." The young girl now has a clear idea, and her smile is a little forced: "Then you have a look first, if you have any questions, you can contact us at any time."

Immediately, the face of the young girl in the blue uniform became a little cooler.No more talking, just follow Xiao Yi and Xia Wei politely, and be a competent car salesman.

This young girl has been sold in this BMW 4S store for many years.It can be said that he has rich experience, and he can even observe the words and demeanor of the guests who come.

Seeing Xiao Yi's clothes and Xia Wei's elegant dress.It can be seen that these two people are not rich second generations with golden keys in their mouths.Moreover, these two people entered the BMW 4S store, and they did not express any obvious intention to buy a car.Even, I was a little ashamed to ask her to introduce some decent and fashionable cars to them.

It is very likely that the young couple in front of them are probably ordinary working-class people.I have saved a lot of money, but it may be on the edge of just reaching the level of buying a car.At this moment, a large part of them may not really come to buy a car.

Instead, look at the car.

She has seen this kind of thing a lot.Come here to pass the car, there are many people who have a good time.And, if you are lucky, you can also have a test drive.Therefore, the girl from the BMW 4 store immediately became less enthusiastic towards Xiao Yi and Xia Wei.

Their smiles are only given to the customers who come to their shop for consumption.

However, he was a little indifferent to this young girl.Xiao Yi and Xia Wei didn't care, but walked around the BMW 4S shop with relish.Walking around very casually, after all Xiao Yi and Xia Wei are both laymen.

Just when Xiao Yi and Xia Wei were about to go to the BMW 7 Series to look at the car, this young girl.After hesitating for a moment, he finally opened his mouth: "The vehicles over there may not be suitable for you. I think you should take a look here. Maybe there are suitable cars that you like."

The girl in the blue uniform said while pointing to the area of ​​the BMW 3 Series.

(End of this chapter)