Beauty's enchanting bodyguard

Chapter 599 Don't Treat Me as a Sick Cat
Listening to such a brilliant poem by Hu Yiwen, Xu Zhitian squatted aside, retched and said: "Tonight, the sun is so fucking bright, it's so bright that your hormones are flying. Is this a poem?" Hu Yiwen, did your Writers Association teach you to write these things? It’s a shame, a shame.”

However, Hu Yiwen was still elated and high-spirited.For him, this poem was completed in one go on a night when the moon was high, after years of hard work and hard thinking.

So, he was calm and relaxed.The whole person raised his white chin, quietly waiting for Zhang Yuanyuan to walk out of the room with flushed cheeks.

Inside the house, Xiao Yi let go of Zhang Yuanyuan in his arms.Above the corner of his mouth, there was a cold smile.

"You wait here, I'll go out and have a look."

Xiao Yi gazed at Zhang Yuanyuan tenderly, and comforted her.He walked towards the door step by step, then kicked open the door of the old house with a bang, and shouted towards the door: "Who the hell is howling here?"

Upon hearing this, Hu Yiwen's face turned blue with anger.I am deeply affectionate, a poem with ups and downs.When it came out of Xiao Yi's mouth, it turned into a howl?
It turned out to be howling?
Hu Yiwen was speechless at the time, trembling with anger.However, Xu Zhitian on the side was already leaning forward and backward with laughter, and tears flowed from his laughter: "That's right, what Xiongtai said is too correct. It's howling, howling is so good."

However, Xiao Yi glanced coldly at Xu Zhitian who was smiling happily.Then, Leng Sensen came: "Your family spent 3000 million to buy a piece of land, is it awesome?"

Xu Zhitian was startled when he heard Xiao Yi's words.Looking at the young Xiao Yi, he coughed dryly twice for a while, and pretended to be modest and said: "You are generally awesome, you are generally awesome!"

For Xiao Yi, Xu Zhitian was the young master of Tianxiang Department Store and Hu Yiwen, the son of the president of the Writers Association.In the past, they were not qualified enough to walk in and toast with Xiao Yi.Possibly, from a distance.However, today's Xiao Yi has just come down from the Ten Mile Mountain, wearing cloth clothes and shoes.It seemed that the three of them were quite the same, but the two of them didn't recognize each other for a while.

"Generally awesome?" Xiao Yi's eyes flickered coldly, and he roared: "Since your family is so awesome, you bought a piece of land for 3000 million. I think it's just right for your family of three to reunite. It cost 3000 million to buy that land." This piece of land, let’s use it as your family’s cemetery, I think it’s just right.”

This time, it was Hu Yiwen's turn to laugh.Seeing Xu Zhitian's face turn into the color of a pig's liver, it was a joy in my heart.

The atmosphere outside the door suddenly became quite awkward.

After going on like this for a while, Hu Yiwen and Xu Zhitian looked at each other.Finally, regaining consciousness, united the front.Both looked at Xiao Yi, and shouted in unison: "What the hell do you mean?"

Xiao Yi sneered, and then said slowly: "My meaning is obvious. Zhang Yuanyuan is mine, you two toads don't want to eat swan meat. Understand?"

As soon as Xiao Yi confided his thoughts, Xu Zhitian and Hu Yiwen laughed loudly.

"Don't you fucking look at yourself like a dog?" Xu Zhitian immediately opened his mouth and laughed presumptuously: "Would you like to give you 3 yuan in charity and buy a cemetery to bury yourself like a bumpkin. Don't This is embarrassing and laughable. Look at your set of cloth clothes and shoes; look at your messy face. Standing here, I'm fucking disgusted and ashamed. It pissed me off. Let my father unload you into 18 yuan and throw it into the Yangtze River to feed the fish. Don't get embarrassed in front of me, to tell you the truth, it's not like our family has never done this kind of thing."

"Shame?" Xiao Yi's eyes became colder and colder.

"Yes, it's embarrassing." Xu Zhitian has a good way of hitting people, and he said frothyly: "Your bumpkin face is like a shoehorn. One ear, one big and one small. A pair of cross-eyed, It looks like two underdeveloped pig eggs. I'm ashamed, are you an earthworm that crawled out of the ground? Huh, I don't want to hit you anymore. Go to the zoo to see if there is any job that suits you. You go around like this Running around is likely to cause a car accident scene.”

Xiao Yi's eyes became more gloomy and cold for a moment: "You mean that I'm ugly?"

"Did you say that?" Xu Zhitian had a mocking smile on his lips.

"I remember." Xiao Yi turned his gaze to Hu Yiwen, and asked in a cold voice, "What do you mean? Sour Confucianism?"

I saw Hu Yiwen burst into laughter, and then said very proudly: "My life is full of spring. Over the years of studying literature, I have been at a high place. The song "Tonight, Whose Hormones Are Flying" just now , has fully expressed my heart. You said that Miss Zhang is yours, so I dare to ask you, how can you have Miss Zhang?"

"Hahaha, how can I own Yuanyuan?"

Xiao Yi suddenly raised his head and laughed wantonly.He laughed so hard that his whole body trembled, and the muscles on his face twitched.

During the time I went to the mountains by myself, there are no tigers in the rivers and seas, and monkeys dominate the mountains.The number one young man in Jianghai himself has become a sick cat.Being pointed at your nose and scolded, how can you have your own woman?
This scene is too funny and too nerve-wracking.Deep in Xiao Yi's heart, deep anger surged up.

"Crazy." Xu Zhitian, when he heard Xiao Yi's ambiguous speech, actually said the ambiguous word Yuanyuan, his eyes were burning with anger, and he yelled.

Hu Yiwen also refused to give way, and sneered at Xiao Yi: "Psychopathic."

The anger in Xiao Yi's chest had reached its peak at this moment.The whole person was filled with the uncontrollable Jiulong Qi that flowed spontaneously throughout his body.

He swept towards Xu Zhitian's body, and then grabbed Xu Zhitian's hair.With his own knee, he hit Xu Zhitian's chest heavily.

clap clap clap...

There was a crisp knocking sound at the door of this old house.

Xu Zhitian felt a piercing pain spreading from his chest.Shengsheng was held in the palm of Xiao Yi's palm, but he couldn't move his whole body.

Hu Yiwen was stunned immediately, the young master of Tianxiang Department Store was beaten up?How could he be beaten in such a rude way?It sounds really too unbelievable.

Therefore, Hu Yiwen just stood there in a daze, not knowing what to do.He opened his mouth wide in surprise, witnessing the endgame.

Now Xiao Yi was burning with anger, and controlled Xu Zhitian's body with his own Nine Dragons True Qi.With his own knee, he bumped into Xu Zhitian's chest twice, three times and countless times.

Xu Zhitian couldn't bear it, his heart was in pain like a knife.Finally, Xu Zhitian opened his mouth, and a mouthful of blood spurted out far away.

After Xiao Yi sideways stepped aside the mouthful of blood, he didn't stop there.Grabbing Xu Zhitian's hair, he lifted Xu Zhitian Xuankong up at once, and shouted: "You fucking call me ugly, that I have cross-eyed, that I have a bumpkin face, that one ear is big and the other ear is small. Then , OK. I’ll beat you up like this now and send you to the zoo.”

After talking, Xiao Yi didn't care how Xu Zhitian answered.Grabbing Xu Zhitian's hair with one hand, he raised his other hand and slapped him away.

After a crisp slap, Xiao Yi roared angrily: "Let your mother call me ugly, and see if I can beat you into a bumpkin face today."

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Yi slapped someone without blinking an eye, and greeted him with another slap: "Country face, country bumpkin face."

After several slaps, Xu Zhitian was dizzy, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.However, he couldn't say a word.He stared at Xiao Yina slapping his hands in a daze, from top to bottom.One after another, they landed on my face.

He watched all this helplessly, and watched himself being severely beaten.However, he couldn't say a word, and he couldn't even make a rebuttal.

And under Xiao Yi's slap that seemed like a slap in the face, Xu Zhitian's face was finally bruised and bulged.It looks like a country bun, and it looks like a salted vegetable bun.

"You said that one of my ears is small and the other is small, right?"

Xiao Yi stretched out his hand and grabbed Xu Zhitian's ear.Forcefully, tearing outward.

After the hissing sound, Xu Zhitian's ear had been split open, and a stream of blood flowed out.From the looks of it, one ear is indeed big and the other is small.

Seeing this scene, Suan Confucian Hu Yiwen on the side twitched the muscles on his face.From the bottom of my heart, I began to panic.

However, Xiao Yi's eyes were sharp.He didn't stop there, and carefully looked at Xu Zhitian's bumpkin face from left to right, up and down.Then, he shouted: "Cross-eyed, it looks a little bit worse. Come, I will help you."

Xiao Yi raised his palm, and slapped Xu Zhitian's face mercilessly again.

After the crackling sound, Xu Zhitian's big bright eyes successfully turned into a pair of cross-eyed eyes.The corners of the eyes were all cracked, and traces of blood flowed out.

"If a tiger doesn't show its power, do you think I'm a sick cat?"

A cold light shot out of Xiao Yi's eyes, and he sternly asked afterward.Finally, he grabbed Xu Zhitian's hair, pushed his knee up and hit Xu Zhitian's crotch.

After a muffled bang.

In Xu Zhitian's life, he finally experienced the feeling of breaking an egg.And the lock of hair on his head was also grabbed off by Xiao Yi at once.It looks like it's bald.

It was Xiao Yi who withdrew his Nine Dragons True Qi, and Xu Zhitian covered his crotch, and began to cry loudly.

(End of this chapter)