Chapter 670 Is it delicious?
Xiao Yi's question made Lan Ruo's whole face swell up like two pig's kidneys.
In order to fight with each other, Lan Ruo is no match for Xiao Yi.From Xiao Yi's appearance to the present moment, Lan Ruo has always been at a disadvantage.Now, Xiao Yi's words made her half-dead.He clenched his fists tightly, snorted coldly, and burst out a few words from between his teeth: "Smart teeth, it seems to let you understand the world. Men don't use their mouths anymore, they use their fists. Do you think this is a hotel?" Now, am I afraid to hit you?"
"Why, the eunuch killed those ministers who said they were deer?" Xiao Yi smiled sarcastically, and then looked at a follower behind Lan Ruo: "The picture of flying birds in the cold river is gone, you can talk nonsense and pay a sky-high price 500 million. However, I am afraid that the picture will not disappear. Even if it is soaked in tea, the authenticity can still be discerned."
"I said it's gone, so it's gone." Lan Ruo insisted.
Xiao Yi sneered, and then said: "It's born from the same root, so why bother with each other. Those birds on the cold river, I think, have already entered their nests. It's you, what are you carrying in your crotch? Could it be that there are several male birds in the picture, and a female bird in your crotch. Opposites attract and fly into your crotch?"
Xiao Yi's gaze was as cold as lightning, and shot into the crotch of a follower behind Lan Ruo.This entourage was the one who had just entered the house to check the picture of flying birds in the cold river, and later said it was missing.
When Xiao Yi was asking how many birds were in the picture, he often looked down.There was a bit of hesitation on his face.Because, he wanted to look at the picture and verify how many birds there were.It was precisely this change in his expression that made Xiao Yi suspicious.Taking a closer look, he found that his crotch was particularly bulging.
Xiao Yi didn't believe it, he would harden himself on Lan Ruo who was in front of him.And, one hard is from the beginning to the present.If this follower is really so powerful, then sooner or later he will be the supreme god in the Japanese actor world.Why, it might still be Lan Ruo's follower.The only possibility is that there is something stuffed in his crotch.
Xiao Yi boldly deduced that the picture of flying birds on the cold river must have been in this person's crotch.
This follower, upon hearing Xiao Yi's words, had that cold gaze.The whole person's face became flustered in an instant.
Listening to Xiao Yi's words, Lan Ruo took a deep breath instead.After calming down, looking at the followers behind him, he ordered: "Take it out."
Immediately, the attendant took out the picture of flying birds in the cold river from his crotch.Now, after being wet with tea, that picture of flying birds in the cold river has become crumpled.
"Yes, it's right in his crotch, what's the matter?" Lan Ruo finally gave up now, and said arrogantly: "I'll tear it up after a while, throw it into the bathroom, and just wash it away. Then, He insisted that this Miss Zhang stole it. It's not easy, I, Lan Ruo, always have good reasons for my actions. It's not easy to fabricate it."
"Amazing." Xiao Yi gave a thumbs up, and finally convinced himself: "Is this your Mr. Lan? Why bother with it. You just fell in love with Yuanyuan, and you want to find a reason to let her Are you intimidated? It’s really mother-in-law’s work to come up with such a trick.”
Immediately, Xiao Yi looked at Zhang Yuanyuan, and said in a low voice: "Look, this is the human heart, and this is the trap."
Zhang Yuanyuan thought about it, if she got something.On that pretty face, there was a bit of thoughtfulness.
"You are very sensible tonight." Lan Ruo looked at Xiao Yi, and said coldly: "Now, we have to settle accounts. Actually, I prefer to settle the truth with fists. Brothers, beat me to death . If you kill him, it's mine."
Lan Ruo was completely angry. When Xiao Yi appeared tonight, he ruined his good deed.Moreover, the always handsome young master Lan has always been very angry.
When the few attendants behind him were about to make a move, the attendant who just took out the picture of flying birds in the cold river.At this time, after unintentionally spreading out the picture and taking a look.Suddenly, he screamed loudly: "Master Lan, this picture of flying birds in the cold river does not have five birds on it, but a dozen or so birds. He, he, did he say something wrong?"
"Huh?" Lan Ruo waved her hand, stopped the eager attendants behind her, and looked at Xiao Yi suspiciously.
"Actually, I've never heard of the picture of flying birds on the cold river. I know that Wang Ximeng has a picture of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, which is famous all over the world. But, if I just say five birds, what I said is true. In this way, It just happens to be able to blackmail you out of the truth. It’s just that you, Young Master Lan, have a bad brain. I’ve made up a lot of nonsense, so you don’t want to call yourself out. Haha, haha…”
Xiao Yi laughed wantonly.
And Lan Ruoqi's face turned purple, she thought Xiao Yi was an expert in this field.It turned out that, just like myself, it was two hundred and five.Just like that, Xiao Yi made fun of Shengsheng.
Lan Ruo's chest heaved violently, and then she roared, "Damn it, if I don't kill you, I won't be named Lan in the future."
"Female?" Xiao Yi said with a joking smile, still calm.
Lan Ruo immediately waved her hand and shouted, "Do it."
These followers immediately swarmed up.All of them opened their teeth and claws, and rushed towards Xiao Yi like cheetahs.
And Xiao Yi smiled, as if turning a blind eye.Seeing these people rushing towards him, Xiao Yi narrowed his eyes.Then, he deliberately shouted loudly: "Look at me, Tianma whirlwind legs."
Lan Ruo narrowed her eyes and looked at Zhang Yuanyuan.In his impression, these followers are handy in doing these things.It has always been a failure.Therefore, he has already turned his mind to Zhang Yuanyuan.
Since conspiracy doesn't work, let's come to Yangmou.Beating this brat who dared to provoke her to death, Miss Zhang will naturally know how powerful I am, Lan Ruo.When the time comes, it will be a beautiful day, will this little girl dare not follow my uncle?
When the time comes, hey.You do art, I do you, this is called deep art...
Just when Lan Ruo was complacent, these followers of hers had already been swept away by Xiao Yi's whirlwind legs.With Xiao Yi at the center, all of them flew out eloquently and hit the wall of the corridor.
How could these people be Xiao Yi's all-in-one generals?With a simple whirlwind leg, these people were thrown out like bean paste buns.Coincidentally, one of the attendants prepared a box of Durex for Lan Ruo.It just flew out, unbiased, and flew into Lan Ruo's mouth all at once.
Immediately, bang bang bang.
The followers who were knocked against the wall fell off the wall one by one and fell to the ground.
These Lan Ruo's followers felt as if their whole bodies were falling apart.Inside the body, an unknown number of bones have been broken.Where there is still room to fight back, it is impossible to get up from the ground at all.
Then, a piercing pain spread all over his body.These attendants were dripping with cold sweat on their foreheads.Then, he opened his mouth and shouted loudly: "I'm falling apart, I'm falling apart."
Lan Ruo was stunned when she heard the overwhelming wailing.There are so many people doing one thing, but they haven't done it before, and they were turned down by the anti-gan.It sounds a bit weird no matter what.
And at this time, Xiao Yi's kind smile appeared in front of him again.
"Is it delicious?" Xiao Yi smiled as he looked at the box of Durex that Lan Ruo was shouting about.
Lan Ruo looked at Xiao Yi who was smiling so brightly in front of her, and her whole body trembled.At this moment, Lan Ruo realized that something was wrong.A layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he said inarticulately: "I, I, I haven't eaten yet."
"That's not easy?" Xiao Yi smiled wickedly at this moment.Immediately, she stretched out her hand and pushed Lan Ruo forward with the small box of Durex in her mouth.Then, he slapped Lan Ruo's chin forcefully.
That small box of Dulles was pushed and given away by Xiao Yi.And Lan Ruo took a big bite, then gulped down the small box of Durex.
"Now, you should know whether this is delicious or not." Xiao Yi looked at Lan Ruo, and asked very kindly: "Tell me, is it delicious?"
Lan Ruo shook her head in a daze, remembering the three condoms in that small box.And, the lubricating oil on the condom made me retch.
"Ask your mother if it tastes good?" Xiao Yi lost his temper in an instant, raised his palm to slap Lan Ruo, and shouted impatiently: "You can't hear my question, can you?"
After being slapped, Lan Ruo understood the burning pain on his face.The young man in front of him is not Yi Yi's generation.
Shivered, and then said in a low voice with great reluctance: "It's delicious."
I thought that Xiao Yi would let him go if he gave in at this moment.However, there was another slap, and Xiao Yi slapped Lan Ruo's face again, and roared in disgust: "Did you fucking treat me like two hundred and five? Can this Durex taste good? Damn it, If I ask a question, you don’t come here for real. If it’s delicious, I’ll buy you a car today, and I’ll just watch you eat it all!”
Xiao Yi's vicious look now looks like a devil.Lan Ruo shrank her neck on the spot, and big drops of sweat rolled down her forehead.Seeing that slap coming, but just can't dodge.What's more, Lan Ruo was very upset. Since you are not a two hundred and five, you know that this thing is not delicious, so why the hell are you asking me over and over again?Are you nervous?
Lan Ruo didn't dare to say these words.He just lowered his head and said nothing.
"I'll ask you again, is Durex delicious?" It was still the same question, Xiao Yi glared at Lan Ruo aggressively, and asked again angrily.
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Yi's question made Lan Ruo's whole face swell up like two pig's kidneys.
In order to fight with each other, Lan Ruo is no match for Xiao Yi.From Xiao Yi's appearance to the present moment, Lan Ruo has always been at a disadvantage.Now, Xiao Yi's words made her half-dead.He clenched his fists tightly, snorted coldly, and burst out a few words from between his teeth: "Smart teeth, it seems to let you understand the world. Men don't use their mouths anymore, they use their fists. Do you think this is a hotel?" Now, am I afraid to hit you?"
"Why, the eunuch killed those ministers who said they were deer?" Xiao Yi smiled sarcastically, and then looked at a follower behind Lan Ruo: "The picture of flying birds in the cold river is gone, you can talk nonsense and pay a sky-high price 500 million. However, I am afraid that the picture will not disappear. Even if it is soaked in tea, the authenticity can still be discerned."
"I said it's gone, so it's gone." Lan Ruo insisted.
Xiao Yi sneered, and then said: "It's born from the same root, so why bother with each other. Those birds on the cold river, I think, have already entered their nests. It's you, what are you carrying in your crotch? Could it be that there are several male birds in the picture, and a female bird in your crotch. Opposites attract and fly into your crotch?"
Xiao Yi's gaze was as cold as lightning, and shot into the crotch of a follower behind Lan Ruo.This entourage was the one who had just entered the house to check the picture of flying birds in the cold river, and later said it was missing.
When Xiao Yi was asking how many birds were in the picture, he often looked down.There was a bit of hesitation on his face.Because, he wanted to look at the picture and verify how many birds there were.It was precisely this change in his expression that made Xiao Yi suspicious.Taking a closer look, he found that his crotch was particularly bulging.
Xiao Yi didn't believe it, he would harden himself on Lan Ruo who was in front of him.And, one hard is from the beginning to the present.If this follower is really so powerful, then sooner or later he will be the supreme god in the Japanese actor world.Why, it might still be Lan Ruo's follower.The only possibility is that there is something stuffed in his crotch.
Xiao Yi boldly deduced that the picture of flying birds on the cold river must have been in this person's crotch.
This follower, upon hearing Xiao Yi's words, had that cold gaze.The whole person's face became flustered in an instant.
Listening to Xiao Yi's words, Lan Ruo took a deep breath instead.After calming down, looking at the followers behind him, he ordered: "Take it out."
Immediately, the attendant took out the picture of flying birds in the cold river from his crotch.Now, after being wet with tea, that picture of flying birds in the cold river has become crumpled.
"Yes, it's right in his crotch, what's the matter?" Lan Ruo finally gave up now, and said arrogantly: "I'll tear it up after a while, throw it into the bathroom, and just wash it away. Then, He insisted that this Miss Zhang stole it. It's not easy, I, Lan Ruo, always have good reasons for my actions. It's not easy to fabricate it."
"Amazing." Xiao Yi gave a thumbs up, and finally convinced himself: "Is this your Mr. Lan? Why bother with it. You just fell in love with Yuanyuan, and you want to find a reason to let her Are you intimidated? It’s really mother-in-law’s work to come up with such a trick.”
Immediately, Xiao Yi looked at Zhang Yuanyuan, and said in a low voice: "Look, this is the human heart, and this is the trap."
Zhang Yuanyuan thought about it, if she got something.On that pretty face, there was a bit of thoughtfulness.
"You are very sensible tonight." Lan Ruo looked at Xiao Yi, and said coldly: "Now, we have to settle accounts. Actually, I prefer to settle the truth with fists. Brothers, beat me to death . If you kill him, it's mine."
Lan Ruo was completely angry. When Xiao Yi appeared tonight, he ruined his good deed.Moreover, the always handsome young master Lan has always been very angry.
When the few attendants behind him were about to make a move, the attendant who just took out the picture of flying birds in the cold river.At this time, after unintentionally spreading out the picture and taking a look.Suddenly, he screamed loudly: "Master Lan, this picture of flying birds in the cold river does not have five birds on it, but a dozen or so birds. He, he, did he say something wrong?"
"Huh?" Lan Ruo waved her hand, stopped the eager attendants behind her, and looked at Xiao Yi suspiciously.
"Actually, I've never heard of the picture of flying birds on the cold river. I know that Wang Ximeng has a picture of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, which is famous all over the world. But, if I just say five birds, what I said is true. In this way, It just happens to be able to blackmail you out of the truth. It’s just that you, Young Master Lan, have a bad brain. I’ve made up a lot of nonsense, so you don’t want to call yourself out. Haha, haha…”
Xiao Yi laughed wantonly.
And Lan Ruoqi's face turned purple, she thought Xiao Yi was an expert in this field.It turned out that, just like myself, it was two hundred and five.Just like that, Xiao Yi made fun of Shengsheng.
Lan Ruo's chest heaved violently, and then she roared, "Damn it, if I don't kill you, I won't be named Lan in the future."
"Female?" Xiao Yi said with a joking smile, still calm.
Lan Ruo immediately waved her hand and shouted, "Do it."
These followers immediately swarmed up.All of them opened their teeth and claws, and rushed towards Xiao Yi like cheetahs.
And Xiao Yi smiled, as if turning a blind eye.Seeing these people rushing towards him, Xiao Yi narrowed his eyes.Then, he deliberately shouted loudly: "Look at me, Tianma whirlwind legs."
Lan Ruo narrowed her eyes and looked at Zhang Yuanyuan.In his impression, these followers are handy in doing these things.It has always been a failure.Therefore, he has already turned his mind to Zhang Yuanyuan.
Since conspiracy doesn't work, let's come to Yangmou.Beating this brat who dared to provoke her to death, Miss Zhang will naturally know how powerful I am, Lan Ruo.When the time comes, it will be a beautiful day, will this little girl dare not follow my uncle?
When the time comes, hey.You do art, I do you, this is called deep art...
Just when Lan Ruo was complacent, these followers of hers had already been swept away by Xiao Yi's whirlwind legs.With Xiao Yi at the center, all of them flew out eloquently and hit the wall of the corridor.
How could these people be Xiao Yi's all-in-one generals?With a simple whirlwind leg, these people were thrown out like bean paste buns.Coincidentally, one of the attendants prepared a box of Durex for Lan Ruo.It just flew out, unbiased, and flew into Lan Ruo's mouth all at once.
Immediately, bang bang bang.
The followers who were knocked against the wall fell off the wall one by one and fell to the ground.
These Lan Ruo's followers felt as if their whole bodies were falling apart.Inside the body, an unknown number of bones have been broken.Where there is still room to fight back, it is impossible to get up from the ground at all.
Then, a piercing pain spread all over his body.These attendants were dripping with cold sweat on their foreheads.Then, he opened his mouth and shouted loudly: "I'm falling apart, I'm falling apart."
Lan Ruo was stunned when she heard the overwhelming wailing.There are so many people doing one thing, but they haven't done it before, and they were turned down by the anti-gan.It sounds a bit weird no matter what.
And at this time, Xiao Yi's kind smile appeared in front of him again.
"Is it delicious?" Xiao Yi smiled as he looked at the box of Durex that Lan Ruo was shouting about.
Lan Ruo looked at Xiao Yi who was smiling so brightly in front of her, and her whole body trembled.At this moment, Lan Ruo realized that something was wrong.A layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he said inarticulately: "I, I, I haven't eaten yet."
"That's not easy?" Xiao Yi smiled wickedly at this moment.Immediately, she stretched out her hand and pushed Lan Ruo forward with the small box of Durex in her mouth.Then, he slapped Lan Ruo's chin forcefully.
That small box of Dulles was pushed and given away by Xiao Yi.And Lan Ruo took a big bite, then gulped down the small box of Durex.
"Now, you should know whether this is delicious or not." Xiao Yi looked at Lan Ruo, and asked very kindly: "Tell me, is it delicious?"
Lan Ruo shook her head in a daze, remembering the three condoms in that small box.And, the lubricating oil on the condom made me retch.
"Ask your mother if it tastes good?" Xiao Yi lost his temper in an instant, raised his palm to slap Lan Ruo, and shouted impatiently: "You can't hear my question, can you?"
After being slapped, Lan Ruo understood the burning pain on his face.The young man in front of him is not Yi Yi's generation.
Shivered, and then said in a low voice with great reluctance: "It's delicious."
I thought that Xiao Yi would let him go if he gave in at this moment.However, there was another slap, and Xiao Yi slapped Lan Ruo's face again, and roared in disgust: "Did you fucking treat me like two hundred and five? Can this Durex taste good? Damn it, If I ask a question, you don’t come here for real. If it’s delicious, I’ll buy you a car today, and I’ll just watch you eat it all!”
Xiao Yi's vicious look now looks like a devil.Lan Ruo shrank her neck on the spot, and big drops of sweat rolled down her forehead.Seeing that slap coming, but just can't dodge.What's more, Lan Ruo was very upset. Since you are not a two hundred and five, you know that this thing is not delicious, so why the hell are you asking me over and over again?Are you nervous?
Lan Ruo didn't dare to say these words.He just lowered his head and said nothing.
"I'll ask you again, is Durex delicious?" It was still the same question, Xiao Yi glared at Lan Ruo aggressively, and asked again angrily.
(End of this chapter)
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