School grass No. 1 pet: Domineering kisses all night long!

Chapter 310 Silly Roe Deer

"Thank you, then I'll leave it to you. I'll treat you to dinner later." After Zhou Qian finished speaking, she ran upstairs.

The truck driver stuck his head out of the cab. "Hey, two little brothers, I'll put down the door panel, you guys come and get the goods!"

"okay!"

Lu Bin and Zhuang Shihao put on their gloves, climbed into the truck, looked at the furniture and cardboard boxes everywhere, sighed secretly, and then cheered up and started to work.

Physical work is really not easy.

While he was busy, Lu Bin suddenly raised his head and saw Zhuang Shihao, who was carrying a makeup mirror cabinet, was able to walk like flying, and went upstairs without panting. He gave a thumbs up sincerely:

"244, your strength is really great, do you have any idea to be a bodyguard?" It is said that bodyguards are charged by the hour, so it should be very expensive.

"Save your head." Zhuang Shihao glared at him and continued to work.

Lu Bin thought that he felt that moving things was boring, so he followed him, talking about his black history and enlivening the atmosphere:

"Do you know how stupid I was when I first started writing? In addition, on the first day of editor Zhou QQ, Mao Xu recommended himself: Shui Di, I am good at writing, can you cultivate me more? Hahaha!"

Zhuang Shihao returned to the truck again, carried three stacked cardboard boxes and went upstairs, saying: "You really don't know yourself, you didn't write very well at the beginning."

"That's right, but I was inexplicably confident at that time. At that time, the editor said coldly: Are you a stupid roe deer? Why don't you update soon? This is his catchphrase, you're going to blow it up?"

"Well, he's telling the truth. The cute new author doesn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, so he just deserves a beating."

"However, I am not afraid of death to reply: I updated it, it is 5 words long, so when will you recommend it to me?"

The so-called "recommendation" means that the editor promotes the novel written by the author in a prominent position on the website, so that the novel can get more clicks and favorites. In short, it is what the author dreams of.However, the number of "recommendations" is small, and there are many authors, so it is difficult to arrange, basically relying on waiting, so general editors strictly prohibit authors from asking him about recommendations, because the website has strict regulations, only novels with good grades can get them more recommendations.

The word count of 5 words is too small, and I don’t even have the qualifications to wait in line for recommendations. To question the editor without greed is basically tantamount to committing suicide.Lu Bin didn't know these things until later, and he regretted it.

"Soon, wait until you have written 100 million words." Zhou Ling, who had a black belly and a poisonous tongue, replied like this.Anyway, the vast majority of new writers can't insist on writing so many words.

Unexpectedly, Lu Bin said calmly: "Well, don't worry about the water drop, I will definitely be able to write up to a million characters. I set the names of my protagonists to be very long, such as Abdurexiti, Tevis Yajue, etc. , Reyhanna, etc., which are very helpful for increasing the word count! I will also arrange a separate "memory chapter" for each character, similar to "One Piece", so that readers can immerse themselves in memories and cannot extricate themselves!"

After reading his message, Zhou Ling almost spat blood onto the computer screen.Where did this stupid roe deer come from?Drag it out and chop it up!

"I will let you be 'unable to extricate yourself' in the 'small black room'." He sneered, and then pulled "Deer Jiuye" into the blacklist.

Blocking means that it is equivalent to being blocked.

Zhuang Shihao stopped in his tracks and asked curiously: "Then how did you get out of the 'little black room'?"

"I really reached 100 million words. At that time, there were not many novels, so although my novels were watery and bloody, they still met the word count requirements. The regulations must give me a big recommendation, so I was released. , Zhou Ling was so pissed off hahahaha..."

(End of this chapter)