Become a stunning banshee

Chapter 51 Wipe your ass with Huntian Ling?
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Originally squatting down and pretending to be anxious was just for Su Xiaoxiao to deceive Zhao Xinghe, but when she squatted for a long time, she didn't realize until Zhao Xinghe was far away, damn, she was really anxious.

I can't take care of that much anymore, anyway, there is no one here, and it is dark in the middle of the night, so let's settle it here.

"Hey, what do you want to do?" The Yaohuang's voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Shit, otherwise, what do you think you are doing, hide and seek!" Su Xiaoxiao replied angrily. Now that he has fallen into the current situation, the Demon Emperor should bear the main responsibility.

"right here?"

"What do you think? Is it possible that I have to go to the toilet specially, it's too late, okay?"

As if to prove that it was too late, Su Xiaoxiao really solved it like this.

"Okay!" The Demon Emperor sighed helplessly, and said, "Actually, I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious. There's nothing wrong with you here to solve your internal urgency, but I really want to know what you plan to use Ass!"

What do you use to wipe your ass?
Su Xiaoxiao was startled and then remembered, I'm going to go, how can I break it now?
After I changed my clothes, I didn't bring toilet paper at all. Also, it's not easy to find a dirt for such a black man. Besides, it's possible that I really need to use dirt to solve it!
I feel like I'm caught in a dilemma. Of course, Su Xiaoxiao has seen this kind of situation on the Internet before. It's nothing more than using coins or underwear, but I don't own either of these!

Money, this thing is more scarce than anyone else.

Underpants, this thing was just thrown away by Zhao Xinghe.

I just wanted to lie to Zhao Xinghe, why did I really squat down, I squatted down, I really felt the desire to defecate.

Such an embarrassing and embarrassing situation that makes people blush, Su Xiaoxiao can solve it if she is alone, the key is that there is still a demon emperor in her body watching.

If one is not handled well, won't he be laughed at by this woman for the rest of his life?

Su Xiaoxiao quickly looked through her pockets to see if there was anything else that could wipe her ass.

Suddenly Su Xiaoxiao's expression was happy, there was it, and the demon king who went out asked himself to bring a rag, saying that it was for wiping Zhao Xinghe's nosebleeds, it was the rag that wrapped the thousand-year-old blood ginseng, from the stone tablet The piece brought out from the space.

As a result, that kid Zhao Xinghe was promising, he didn't have a nosebleed when he saw that he was wearing a skirt.

so far so good……

Otherwise, I would really die of embarrassment.

Su Xiaoxiao took out the rag and was about to wipe it on her butt.

"Wait... Damn, what do you want to do?" The Demon Emperor was a little anxious.

Me?This demon emperor actually said to himself that I rely on it?
Is this what a woman should say!Is this the spoken language of a demon emperor who has practiced for thousands of years?
"What?" Su Xiaoxiao was a little unhappy.

What's the use of keeping a rag?

"Okay!" The Demon Emperor sighed, "If you insist on wiping your ass with Jiucai Huntianling, I have nothing to say, but just don't regret it in the future!"

The Demon Emperor is really convinced by this kid, why is he so unresponsive? The thousand-year-old blood ginseng has been kept for hundreds of years. If it wasn't wrapped in nine-colored huntian silk, how could it have been kept for so long?
The thing that makes the Demon Emperor speechless the most is that you just don't know the artifacts of the fairy family, but you still want to wipe your ass with the artifacts.

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"What the hell? What are you talking about? Nine-colored Huntian Ling? This piece of rag is Nine-colored Huntian Ling? Isn't Huntian Ling Nezha's treasure? Why did you come here?" Su Xiaoxiao was stunned for a while. up.

This... how can this be good?
Or is she lying to herself, deliberately embarrassing herself, making herself a subject of conversation, so that she can laugh at herself in the future?

However, since that shriveled ginseng is a good thing, it is very likely that this rag has an unusual origin!

In an instant, countless years flashed through Su Xiaoxiao's mind.

"I don't care, it's just a Huntian Ling, as long as you want, you can use it to wipe your ass!" Seeing Su Xiaoxiao's reaction, the Demon Emperor was not in a hurry.

Su Xiaoxiao tried several times, but in the end she didn't give up. Even though she wiped her ass and washed it, it should work, but it still feels so disgusting!
From now on, I will fight with people with a rag to wipe my ass every day... well, I really can't imagine it, it would be very embarrassing to be rubbed with shit on someone's face.

This thing can't be used!Then I can't stop wiping my butt, right? Isn't that even more disgusting?
By the way, didn't I throw away the aunt's towel I was clutching in my hand, and finally...

call!
It's so risky, I was almost ashamed in front of the Demon Emperor, if she got the reputation of not wiping her ass when going to the toilet, this woman will probably make fun of herself forever in this life.

Just ...

The most powerful magic weapon in Zhao Xinghe's eyes is gone, I don't know what expression he will have if he knows that he has used it to wipe his ass!
Su Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue and smiled.

"Now don't worry, you don't need your ass to wipe your ass! However, I'm curious, since the thousand-year-old blood ginseng and the nine-colored Huntian silk are treasures, why haven't they been stolen?" Su Xiaoxiao asked suspiciously.

"Steal it?" The Demon Emperor seemed to have heard something very ridiculous, "That is my Demon Emperor's space, who can get in, and who can steal things from there?"

Uh, it looks so powerful, but why did I get in out of nowhere?Is it difficult?

"Ah? Wasn't it stolen by someone? Could it be that you ate the CD yourself?" Su Xiaoxiao's heart hurts when she thought that so many good things were eaten by this prodigal old lady. It can arouse Lin He's excitement, and the rags are all immortal artifacts. Nine-colored Huntian Ling, my God...

"I've been in the Demon Emperor's space for hundreds of years, and here are a few eye-catching magic tools and pills left by me. Well, what does it mean to be stolen!" The Demon Emperor really convinced this guy .

Wait, Su Xiaoxiao suddenly thought of something, the magic weapon and elixir that the demon emperor can look at, that means, the things in the demon emperor's space are all good things, that is to say, the egg and the The basket, the jade bottle, and the elixir aren't ordinary products, are they?
"Wait, wait, I have a question to ask you, um, since this rag is what Huntian Ling is, then I would like to ask about other things such as the basket or the jade bottle, what are they? Baby?" Su Xiaoxiao was short of breath, feeling as if she was about to make a fortune, a huge windfall.

"Basket? What kind of basket?" The Demon Emperor was taken aback. You mean the one that holds the thousand-year-old black egg?
"Yep!"

"Let me think about it, um, it seems to be the magic weapon of that guy named Xu before he became an immortal. It's called Xu... Xu what?" The Demon Emperor replied after thinking for a while.

"Surnamed Xu? Xu Xian? Xu Hanwen?" Su Xiaoxiao only remembered one man whose surname was Xu who seemed to have become a fairy, and that was Bai Suzhen, the white lady.

"No, by the way, I remembered, his name is Xu Jian, his surname is Xu, his name is Jian, and his name is Botong!" The Demon Emperor finally got up after a lot of effort.

Xu Jian?Su Xiaoxiao was taken aback for a moment, she had never heard of such a No. [-] person, she really didn't expect that this basket was really a waste.Your mother, Zhou Botong himself has heard of it, he also has a brother named Wang Chongyang!What a joke!But don't wait for another Nine Yin Manual!
"You may not remember his name. If I remember correctly, he should be Tang Mo Yishi, En En, and he also has a musical name that seems to be Lan Caihe!"

Lancai...

Su Xiaoxiao felt her heart suddenly constricted, her body staggered, and she almost stepped on her own stool!
　Please recommend, please recommend, the current recommendation of this book is ranked 64th in the Genesis recommendation list, can you go forward, rush to the top 20, and the top ten will explode! !

　　


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