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Chapter 160 How Long Can a Turtle Live?
Tom sighed: "Well, I'm getting worse and worse."
His wife, Mary, satirized him: "Wild boars can live for 50 years, while domestic pigs only live for 5 years; wild dogs can live for 20 years, while domestic dogs only live for 8 years. Life lies in sports. Who told you to be like a tortoise all day long?" Shrinking still?"
After hearing this, Tom asked back: "Honey, how many years can a tortoise live?"
(End of this chapter)
Tom sighed: "Well, I'm getting worse and worse."
His wife, Mary, satirized him: "Wild boars can live for 50 years, while domestic pigs only live for 5 years; wild dogs can live for 20 years, while domestic dogs only live for 8 years. Life lies in sports. Who told you to be like a tortoise all day long?" Shrinking still?"
After hearing this, Tom asked back: "Honey, how many years can a tortoise live?"
(End of this chapter)
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