funny jokes

Chapter 54 Two-color car
Crowder came home one day to find his wife had just finished painting the car, half blue and half yellow.

"God! What are you doing?" Claude asked puzzled.

"It's simple!" replied the wife. "You know I've been in a lot of accidents with my car, and every time I've been found guilty of the accident because of the testimony of the witnesses. Now it's all right. Let them argue in court whether the car was wrong or not." What color to go!"

(End of this chapter)