funny jokes

Chapter 83 Passive Smoking
Wife: "Look at this article. Smoking has many harmful effects. Scientists say that smoking a cigarette will reduce your life expectancy by 6 minutes. I think you should quit."

Husband: "You want to murder me."

Wife: "I advise you to quit smoking because I love you. How can I say that I am murdering you?"

Husband: “Didn’t you read the article that says that non-smokers suffer more harm from inhaling and inhaling the smoke in the air than smokers. Everyone in our office smokes. If I don’t smoke alone, why don’t I Suffer greater harm? I smoke because I am afraid of death."

Wife: "Then, from now on, you can also buy a pack of cigarettes for me and my daughter every day."

husband:"?!……"

(End of this chapter)