funny jokes

Chapter 99

When the husband drinks outside, he will always be scolded by his wife when he comes home late.

On this day, he came back later than usual, carefully took off his shoes at the door, tiptoed to the child's cradle, hummed a lullaby, and pushed the cradle.

His wife heard his voice and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, you're shameless!" he scolded his wife. "How can you be a mother? The child has been crying for an hour, and he's tired. I've been sitting and shaking him!"

"Who are you lying to?" said the wife, "the baby has been sleeping beside me for over an hour!"

When the husband saw it, it turned out that he was rocking an empty cradle.

(End of this chapter)