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Chapter 71 Impossible

"You still say it's impossible, so let me ask you, if you didn't pee yourself, who is it?"

Chen Dudu puffed out his cheeks, looking very angry, of course it can't be her fault, girl?Naturally, they all hope that they can find a reliable man. Although Zhao Hu is reliable, he has a bad reputation for peeing his pants!Zhao Hu is not a three-year-old child.

"Daughter-in-law! I really didn't do this." Zhao Hu wanted to cry, but he didn't.

"Huzi! Tell the truth, I don't laugh at you, are you sick?" Chen Dudu thought a little more.

"No! My body is very normal, some guy can't deliberately play with me!" Zhao Hu pondered, then reached out and grabbed a handful on the crotch, and then put his hand to his nose and smelled it.

"It stinks!" It was good not to smell it, but after smelling it, Zhao Hu almost passed out.

"Huzi! What's the matter?" Chen Dudu was concerned when he saw Zhao Hu's strange appearance.

Zhao Hu said, "Duddu! Someone must have framed me. This is not human urine, it is clearly animal urine."

"You bring it, I'll smell it." Chen Dudu grabbed Zhao Hu's wrist, and put it close to his nose. Her nose was more sensitive than Zhao Hu's. After smelling it, this guy decisively took Zhao Hu's She shook her hand away, and then she pinched her nose, "Stay away from me, or find a place to wash it quickly! This stuff is so smelly, it can suffocate people to death."

This time Chen Dudu completely believed what Zhao Hu said, and that thing was definitely not human urine.

"Well! Then you wait, I'll go first." While everyone was sleeping, Zhao Hu hurriedly got up and left.

Chen Dudu couldn't sleep, so he went to Ma Mafei's side, and seeing Ma Ma Fei sleeping, he shook Ma Ma Fei.

"Doo! What's the matter?" Ma Mafei asked.

"Boss! I didn't know who urinated in Huzi's crotch just now. Huzi said it wasn't human urine. Do you think it's necessary to deploy it for safety." Chen Dudu blushed.

"Uh! No need!" Three lines appeared on Ma Ma Fei's head, it must be caused by Xiao Tao, because when Ma Ma Fei fell asleep, Xiao Tao was still in Ma Ma Fei's arms, and now he is gone.

"No need? Boss, what if something happens?" Chen Dudu was still a little worried.

"It's okay!" Immediately Fei waved his hand, stood up, looked around, and beckoned.

Chen Dudu didn't understand what it meant to fly right away, but soon Chen Dudu understood, because a petite and cute little wolf ran towards the horse with a little cuteness, that little thing is very cute, girls I especially like furry things.

"Boss! What is this?" Chen Dudu asked.

"Xiao Tao!" Immediately flew back, then squatted down, "Xiao Tao! Did you do it just now?"

"That's not true! He pissed himself." As he spoke, Xiao Tao turned into a naked kid.

Chen Dudu was taken aback when he saw it, "Boss! Boss! This thing is still a spiritual pet!"

"Yeah!" Ma Ma Fei nodded, "Xiao Tao! You can't be so naughty, it will make people disgusted."

"Father is a big villain! Xiao Tao is not a human being!" I snapped!Little Amoy is a big kid, and he can even play tricks.

"Uh! I said you bastard, if you are so mischievous, I will find a rope to play with you." Immediately flying eyes around, obviously there is no trick.

"Father is a big villain! Xiao Tao was so scared that he sat on the ground." Damn it!It's okay not to threaten, but with this threat, Xiao Tao, who was obviously still standing, put on a look of astonishment, then fell back and fell to the ground.

"Your uncle! You're looking for something, aren't you?" If this incident didn't happen to Ma Fei, Ma Ma Fei would really find it funny, but after this happened to Ma Ma Fei, Ma Ma Fei would definitely not be able to laugh .

On the other hand, Chen Dudu couldn't help but giggled, "Boss! This thing is so funny! Where did you pick it up?"

"You are the one who picked it up. Your family is all picked up. They are called Xiaotao, not things. You are the thing! Hmph! You are a bad woman, I want to tell my mother." Xiaotao pouted mouth, and then embraced with both hands, putting on a haughty, fearless look.

"Hug! Sorry!" Chen Dudu couldn't stop being teased by Du Xiaotao.

Immediately fly one head and two big ones, isn't this fucking Internet-specific vocabulary?But for Mao Xiaotao, this guy is so flexible, it's fine if he is himself, but for Mao Lian Xiaotao is also like this!

"Hmph! You are a naughty woman, if you say I don't care about you, I don't care about you, unless you give Xiao Tao something to eat." I only listened to the first half of the sentence, I was so arrogant, but when I came out with the second half, I was like, It makes people feel the urge to fall to the ground, this guy is too shocking.

"Xiao Tao! Be careful what you say, this is my brother's wife." Ma Mafei felt very embarrassed, after all, Chen Dudu was Huzi's wife, and Huzi was his brother.

"Hmph! Dad is a big villain! He didn't find my mother for me." Xiao Tao didn't care about these things, as if he was a nemesis who was about to fly, and kept talking without surprising him.

"Boss! Who is this! Where did this little brat come from?" Zhao Hu came back soon, seeing another guy out of thin air, Zhao Hu asked.

"Hmph! You're such a grown-up, and you still pee your pants, what self-esteem do you have to say about me?" Xiao Tao rolled her eyes.

"Who are you! Who said I peed my pants, you are making a false accusation." Zhao Hu's cheeks became hot, and his neck instantly turned red.

"Look! This guy has a guilty conscience, his neck is red, and his face is still there. Humph! You're the one who pissed." Xiao Tao stood up from the ground at some point, "Ahhh! Look! I couldn't help but look handsome."

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Ma Mafei really couldn't help laughing out this time, this is a deadly laugh, Nima!Xiao Tao is just like a master of jokes, every word and deed, combined together, makes people laugh, coupled with his cute movements, it is so vivid that it is very pleasing to the eye, if this is on Earth, Not fire is unreasonable.

"Boss! Where did this little brat come from? I can tell you better than you." Zhao Hu is so sweaty!He was actually trapped by a little kid. Could it be that the current little kid is all crazy?
"Ignore you! Dad! They are all bad people." Xiao Tao ran up to Ma Fei in a flash, and then stretched out his hand, "Hug your thigh!"

"Boss! Tell me, where did this brat come from?" Hu Zi was obviously afraid of Xiao Tao, so he hurriedly asked.

"Huzi! Don't ask, this is a spiritual pet picked up by the boss, and its name is Xiao Tao." Chen Dudu liked Xiao Tao very much, so he said.

"Hmph! Even if you say that, I don't care about you." Xiao Tao stuck out her tongue.

"Spiritual pet! This guy is actually a spiritual pet. I heard that a spiritual pet is very valuable. How much would it cost?" His eyes lit up and his mouth was drooling. When he heard that Xiao Tao was a spiritual pet, it was obvious The first thing Huzi sees is money.

"You!" Hearing Hu Zi said that he was going to sell himself, Xiao Tao quickly hid behind Ma Fei, "Dad! He said he was going to sell Xiao Tao, are you willing?"

The luster of tears flashed in his eyes, Chen Dudu looked at Xiao Tao's aggrieved look, stretched out his hand, and directly grabbed Zhao Hu's ear, "Huzi! What are you talking about?"

"Ah! Daughter-in-law! I was wrong. When I didn't say anything, I was just joking, just kidding." Zhao Hu hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Hmph! Are you not bad? For the sake of helping me, I've made a deal with you as a friend. As for a person like him, he will kneel on the washboard when he goes back, hum! Just wait until you get home and kneel on the washboard." !" Xiao Tao is really a talking soul pet, he can talk better than humans.

This time Zhao Hu didn't dare to offend Xiao Tao anymore, so he just stood aside and didn't speak, occasionally looked at Xiao Tao, and was frightened by Xiao Tao's eyes and lowered his head.

Seeing Zhao Hu like this, Ma Ma felt that Alexander was definitely not something that ordinary little guys could do.

"Boss! It's almost time, it's time to wake everyone up!" The sun rose, and it was noon soon. According to the immediate flight plan, everyone should set off at this time.

"Let everyone sleep for a while. After half an hour, wake up, eat something and set off. Just arrive at the designated location before dark." Immediately Fei said.

Xiao Tao hid in Ma Fei's arms, seeing that his bare butt was not the same thing, Ma Ma Fei made it out of the clothes of the old disciples of Wanjian Academy, processed them briefly with motion and motion, and put them on Xiao Tao.

So Xiao Tao looks like a monk.

Not to mention that they only talk about the outside world. After the lord of the Shanzong went out from the trial field, it was noon in a blink of an eye. He didn't show up for most of the day. At that time, the suzerain of Shanzong blocked his sight with something.

"Sovereign! What are you?" Sea Snake was puzzled, the Sect Master of Shanzong had never done this before.

"Principal Sea Snake, don't worry, I just have pimples on my face, and I don't look very good." The Patriarch Shanzong's heart tightened, but he cursed secretly, "It's not because of the man the three of you have taken a fancy to. "

"Is that so? This is easy to solve. Shangfei gave me a method before. I don't know if the suzerain wants to try it?" Sea Snake said without thinking too much.

The Patriarch of the Shan Sect was saving for a while, but there is still such a method. After all, he said it immediately, so he said, "Let's listen to it."

"Take the cucumber and cut it into slices." The sea snake said.

"Then eat it, right? I know! Cucumber clears heat and relieves heat, and eating it with sugar will be even more effective." Before the sea snake finished speaking, Yamamoto took over and said.

"Old man Shan! Shut up, isn't there any other use for cucumbers besides eating them?" If the sea snake was angry, what Shan Ben said was irritating, and it would be strange if he didn't get angry!

"Uh! Sea snake! Don't be angry, I won't talk anymore, you go on, you go on, I'm also curious about the use of this cucumber."

(End of this chapter)