God-level Emperor System of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 142 That Doesn't Pain Everyday Relaxes
Chapter 140 The second is that painless and easy every month (three more)

"Forget it, you don't need to fight, go back." Liu Xie patted Li Kui and said seriously, Li Kui was dumbfounded again, so he let himself go back like this, and asked without thinking:
"Why! I haven't fought yet, don't you want to keep me! You still look down on me, Tie Niu."

"It's not that I look down on it, it's that I look down on it very much, and you are too dark to be used to it." Liu Xie Lai had to talk nonsense to him, knowing that Heisi was a die-hard fan of Song Jiang, so he let it go directly, but added a sentence later:

"By the way, send me a message to Cao Ang, saying that killing the king is a serious crime. Can he, Cao Zixiu, replace the Cao family? Does Cao Cao really want to oppose the big man, want to be a disloyal minister, and do he want Yanzhou Mu?"

Li Kui was released from the city in a daze, and everyone in Liangshan was surprised. Song Jiang asked him to ask about the situation, and Li Kui told him everything.

Song Jiang's face was gloomy for a while, he was such a desperate son, he poached his two fierce generals at once, Cao Ang was confused and confused, then he went back to his army account and called for Cao's general Cao who was leading the army. Kan said: "Yesterday, Dingtao city tower really spread that sentence!"

Cao Kan replied: "My lord, many people have heard about this matter. After the cavalry commander entered the city, 500 people shouted Long live Your Majesty! Many people in the city have also heard about it. This morning, several family members spread the news , it shouldn't be too bad."

"That's it!" Cao Ang is a 15-year-old boy after all. Although he is smart, he has a headache when he thinks about it too much, especially because he can't figure out a lot of things, because he still has less contact with him, and he is even more anxious. He waved people away.

When the curtain entered, someone reported: "My lord, there are two women who are asking to see you outside the camp, but they didn't see you."

"Two women!" Cao Ang was a little surprised, and motioned for the soldiers to bring them in.

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"Come out! You two are not very good at hiding. If I were you, you would not hide on the roof, but directly on the bed in the room."

After Liu Xie finished speaking, two light bodies flew down from the roof, one of them drew his sword and stabbed at Liu Xie, but Dian Wei immediately appeared in front of her, blocked her, and swung his halberd to attack.

Those who attacked Liu Xie kept backing back again and again and did not dare to fight hard. They could only use their swords to attack, turning left and right to block, and soon it was a bit difficult. On Dianwei's short halberd, rescued the woman.

"Come and stop...!"

Liu Xie's sharp eyes immediately recognized the person coming, motioned for Dian Wei to step back a little, and then asked, "But Miss Xia!"

Miss Xia helped Miss Chun, and politely clasped her fists in return: "It's a girl, thank you for your mercy, Your Majesty, it was Sister Chun who was reckless just now, and the two of us have no intention of harming Your Majesty when we come here this time."

So it was Chunmeizhi who wanted to kill me just now?

This girl made a killer move as soon as she came up, maybe she still hated the fact that she helped her measure her breasts.

"Ahem... You won't harm me, but you will tie me up? If I hadn't been careful, I might have been robbed by you just now." Liu Xie coughed and Miss Xia rolled her eyes and said:

"Your Majesty is worrying too much. How can the two of us be His Majesty's opponents? Besides, coming here this time is not only detrimental to Your Majesty. You can rest assured."

After Miss Xia finished speaking, she showed a black package in her other hand in front of her and said, "Your Majesty has lost something important, so I came here specially to return it."

Dian Wei went up to pick it up, Liu Xie was very curious, opened it and saw a golden light shining.

It turned out to be his own golden seal. It was robbed last time, and it was searched by a cold woman wearing a veil. It just made him very confused. Why did this woman come back suddenly? It's not right, she would be so kind.

Is it true that she will marry whoever uncovers his face? There shouldn't be such a woman in a big man.

"Thank you for me, your master, for keeping it for me for so long, treat her to dinner another day, and talk about your ideals and life." Liu Xie was very happy to take back Jinxi, and was about to chat with the second daughter, seeing that they were going to be busy. road:
"Wait a minute! It's not easy for you to come here and give something. In this case, I will give us something as a gift in return."

After Liu Xie entered the living room, the two girls were taken aback, as if thinking of something, their faces blushed, especially Miss Chun secretly gave a hooligan.

Soon Liu Xie came out, holding a big cardboard box in his hand, and said to the two women: "This thing is for women only, and it's for the people below. You can take it back to your master."

Not a bra?

The second daughter was a little disappointed, although Liu Xie gave them that strange thing very irresponsibly, but after wearing it, it felt good, so the problem came, he only gave each of them a set.

"I don't know what this thing is? Could Your Majesty make it clear?" Miss Xia asked, and Liu Xie said mysteriously:
"You don't understand the name, anyway, you will know when you go back and use it. Don't you girls always have a few days of that every month? This thing is the best to use at that time. It doesn't hurt every month and it's easy!"

Although they didn't quite understand Liu Xie's meaning, the second daughter still understood a little bit. The emperor was a pervert who knew how to play hooligans, and it was even more embarrassing at the moment.

What exactly is this thing, whether to take it or not, look at each other for the last time, or take it, let it go, it is up to the owner to decide. Although this little emperor's thing is strange, it seems to be very useful.

"My lord, what did you send me? What do you mean that is painless and easy?" Seeing Liu Xie and the two female assassins being ambiguous and you sending me there, Dian Wei was confused for a while and couldn't understand the relationship between them Relationship.

Liu Xie patted his arm and said, "It's evil! If you want to know, go back and ask Guo Jia...!"

"Ah...cough..." Guo Jia rubbed his nose, continued to read, and murmured softly, "I don't know which beauty is missing Jia...!"
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At dawn the next day, Cao Ang stretched his waist, and a sergeant came to report: "Young Master, that Young Master Jue Ming called out from the tower. He said that he wanted to invite the Young Master to enter the city for a while, and said that if the Young Master entered, he would let him out of Dingtao City."

"What? He invited me into the city?" Cao Ang slapped his head in fear and called Cao Kan here. He already had an idea of ​​what happened yesterday, so after thinking about it, he decided to tell him the situation.

"This...that's not possible, sir, he will be the son of today, isn't he in Luoyang, those two women can't deceive you on purpose." Cao Kan couldn't believe it.

Only then did Cao Ang explain: "The Son of Heaven is no longer in Luoyang. He was robbed from the Emperor's Mausoleum seventeen or eighteen days ago. This news must have been received by all the prefectures by now. Calculate this son's age and he must be attached. Thinking about the information given by the Wei family, it must be true."

While the two were talking, someone came to report that an arrow book had been shot from the city and was named to Cao Ang. Kneeling, wanting to make you go no' eight characters.

Cao Kan was puzzled and asked: "Eldest son, even if he is the real emperor, why are you worried? Shouldn't we be like Dong..."

Cao Ang didn't know what Cao Kan meant, so he waved his hand and interrupted. He must not say that kind of words, and sighed heavily: "Hey! It's because he is the emperor that I am worried. We will lead our troops to fight against him. This matter If it gets out, the princes will definitely slander my father and slander my Cao family, and the common people will call me a traitor."

At this time, Cao Ang hated Liu Xie to death, and hated the Wei family to death.

The whole thing is cheating!How can you two play like this.

"Is that young master going to the city?"

"Don't go in for the time being, and order all the ministries to withdraw from the siege. We must not attack Dingtao. We wait for the news from Xun Lingjun. Now I finally understand that Zhang Miao is pretending to be cowardly in Chenliu. This old guy is too ruthless."

(End of this chapter)