God-level Emperor System of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 50

Chapter 50 Hug it and it won't hurt

Now Yang Xiu understood completely, and the other friends seemed excited as if they had obtained a secret from heaven. It turned out that these two questions were so simple that no one noticed Yang Xiu's swollen hands at all.

"So I'm asking a question that a seven-year-old child can answer?"

This time Yang Xiu and the others regained their spirits.

Liu Xie asked seriously: "If there is a knife, Liu Bei stabs Guan Yu with it, and Zhang Fei dies. Whose knife is it?"

Liu Bei stabs Guan Yu!Aren't they good brothers, fighting Lu Bu at Hulaoguan together?Gan Ma wants to stab Guan Yu.

Why did you stab Guan Yu, the one who died was that gay guy Zhang Fei.

Wait, no!Your Majesty is asking whose sword is it?
Is this problem very simple?

Most people answered Liu Bei, Yang Xiu thought for a while, hesitated, and finally chose Liu Bei. Although he felt that there was a deep conspiracy here, he really didn't guess it, so he had to choose a normal one.

Of course, Zhang Fei was also chosen.

The reason was Zhang Fei's knife, so Liu Bei stabbed Guan Yu, Zhang Fei felt that it was his fault, and regretted committing suicide, which was very reasonable, reasonable, and very ingenious.

Liu Xie didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and secretly praised the imagination of the ancients, so he finally had to say: "It's all wrong? I told you the answer, but you still can't answer it. It's obviously 'if' there is a knife!"

"..."

this is okay too!
In the Han Dynasty, it was not surprising that there were all kinds of weird surnames. There were officials with fake surnames.

For a moment, everyone regretted it. They didn't expect it to be so simple. Why didn't they think about the fake surname. It turned out that there was a person hidden here.

Of course, this must make the friends unconvinced, all of them are elites, if you have the ability, you will be a 5-year-old.

Then Liu Xie came up with a few more brain teasers. Yang Xiu and the others thought they had grasped the trick, but they couldn't answer them, and they still failed miserably.

All of them lost their vigor, and Yang Xiu was like a defeated rooster. He respected the emperor more and more, and he didn't dare to underestimate him, so he put away his proud temper.

But he is also cunning. He looked at his friends and knew that he couldn't compete with the emperor in terms of wit and logic, so let's use poetry and prose to show off his strengths.

It's a pity that Liu Xie is as cunning as Liu Xie, how could he give them a chance to turn the tables, he rubbed his stomach and said: "Okay, let's call it a day, you guys are going back to have lunch, the first day you enter the palace, I don't dare to bully you.

By the way, from today's point of view, your homework is not solid. After the Royal Academy is ready, you should all go to study. At that time, I will also be a guest teacher, teaching some self-knowledge, let you understand what Called the real world...! "

The mouths of Yang Xiu and the others were almost crooked. If they were amnesty, they would leave the palace as soon as possible, and the dignified scholar would go to the Royal Academy for further studies, so how could they go out and act aggressive in the future.

Seeing that Yang Xiu and others had left, Liu Xie also walked out of the palace gate, raised his head to the east and looked at the fluttering clouds, and murmured: "Should we bring Huang Yueying's father, Huang Chengyan, over to the Royal Academy to teach machines? Invite Mr. Shui Jing Sima Wei to teach Qimen Dunjia, Pang Degong to teach self-cultivation, diligence and thrift, Hua Tuo to teach medicine and surgery, and Zuo Zi to teach, bah! Who is Zuo Zi! I only need one in the big man Just teach theology..."

Today the weather is sunny, sunny and sunny!It's suitable for traveling, Liu Xie is a person who can't stay idle, so he took the opportunity to sneak out of the palace quietly, ready to relax.

Strolling on the street, looking at the recent living conditions of the people, I found that everyone's mental outlook is good, and finally arrived at Cai Yong's house without anyone noticing.

The maid who opened the door was obviously surprised to see that it was Liu Xie.

"Mr. Liu, why is it you! I thought it was Miss Lu!"

"Why doesn't Miss and Sister welcome me?" Liu Xie said half-jokingly, and the girl blushed and replied: "No! Of course Mr. Liu is welcome, and Miss also said, thanks to Mr. that day! But you will come next time, Mr. From the main entrance...!"

Liu Xie went in and said to the servant girl, "No, it's more convenient to go through the back door, so I can see Miss Sister right away!"

The servant girl was so teased that she lowered her head and closed the door shyly, then trotted to the front to lead the way, twisting her waist and hips from the corner of her eye from time to time.

It was still the same slender and elegant figure, but the piano music was changed, and the artistic conception was a little more cheerful, without that kind of dull and gloomy, which made people feel more comfortable. Liu Xie just stood there, admiring with his eyes closed, until he stopped. The sound gradually stopped.

"Sister Yan'er's piano sound is less sad, and it really sounds more beautiful! I seem to have fallen asleep."

"Pfft!" The little maid laughed directly.

Apparently, Cai Yan did not expect Liu Huihui to come, and he came alone, and treated him according to etiquette: "Yan'er thanked Mr. Xie, if he hadn't been helped by Mr. last time, and he had notified His Majesty in time, my father might have suffered some hardships."

Liu Xie waved his hand and sat across from him, but his face became humble: "Sister Cai is serious, I believe that even if there is no evil, no one will dare to disrespect everyone Cai, but I also want to congratulate everyone Cai, who has received a royal reward. I really envy everyone."

Cai Yan smiled, neither happy nor sad, and said very plainly: "I really hope that my father doesn't have such a reward, and peace is good."

Liu Xie was taken aback, but thinking of Cai Yan's experience, it can be understood, and it is precious only after losing it.

"Sister Yan'er, don't be too sentimental, everything should look in the right direction! The world is so beautiful, life is so beautiful, some things should be let go, and when you have to start again, start again boldly, don't be limited by the world! "Liu Xie stood up and said:
"Sister Yan'er, I have written a new poem, please see if there is anything you can mention."

Cai Yan's eyes brightened when she heard a poem. After all, she is a talented woman, and her favorite thing is piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

Only by talking about this can we have a common language and be interested.

Clearing his throat, Liu Xie Nian said: "I live in the south of the Weihe River, and you live in the North of the Weihe River. I miss you every day and don't see you, so we drink the water of the Wei River together. When will the water stop, and when will this hatred end. I only hope that the king's heart is like mine. Heart, will live up to lovesickness."

love poems!

Cai Yan nodded his head, savoring it carefully, and found that it has a special charm.

But after he understood it, he knew the feelings in an instant. This kid teased himself again, and couldn't help but angrily said:

"Poems are good poems, but you should read them to Sister Ling'er. If the Weihe River really dries up, maybe you and Sister Linger can cross the Weihe River and stay away from trivial matters in the world."

Cai Yan shook his head, like an official living in a hermit, seeing through the sense of the world.

Well!He went to talk about Huniu again, but he also let Liu Xie know that Cai Yan's self-cultivation is very good, and he didn't get angry after molesting him a few times, so he asked: "Sister Yan'er really doesn't like me and sister Ling'er, is it true We can't have lovers get married!"

Cai Yan let out a chuckle, and rolled her eyes: "You are too old, why do you always think about this kind of thing, and lovers get married eventually, do you know what love is, and what is love? With your intelligence, you should study hard , helping the big man is what you should do."

In Cai Yan's view, the relationship between Liu Xie and Lu Lingqi is just like two children's play house, no childhood sweetheart, no love at first sight, not even a long-term relationship, so I add that it is quite serious, just like a sister treats a younger brother reprimanded said:
"As a child of the clan, you should understand that the emperor's authority cannot be challenged. The matter between Ling'er and the emperor has been announced to the world. Don't let anyone make fun of her!"

"This...! Sister Yan'er is right." Liu Xie nodded in a very teachable manner, but changed a very hurt expression, looking at Cai Yan with tears shining:

"Sister Yan'er said so, Sister Ling'er and I can't be together anymore, I suddenly feel so bitter and heartbroken, you think I can still find someone like Sister Ling'er who makes me like, can be with me Are you in love with someone?"

Cai Yan nodded straight, thinking that he had figured it out, and said comfortingly: "The pain is only temporary. My sister has also suffered from pain. Don't worry, it will be fine soon. As long as you don't remember the sad things in the past, everything will be fine. When you meet someone you like and study hard, a man should put his country first and his official career first. After all, we women are the ones who suffer the most...!"

"Sister Yan'er said it well. There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book. I listen to my sister. Why don't we two hard-fated people who share the same fate hug each other, and then we won't suffer anymore!"

"Bah! You think I'm as easy to be deceived by you as Ling'er, and you think I don't know what kind of idea you little pervert is up to." Cai Yan bruised Liu Xie's forehead with a green finger, preventing him from pounced. The gesture of coming over seemed to have a dharma eye to see through the tricks, and then said:

"Sister, don't think about me, the gap between us is too big, it's not suitable!"

"Why is it inappropriate! Sister Yan'er has heard that Wei Changping (Wei Qing) and Princess Pingyang are good stories, so why belittle yourself and worry about yourself."

Wei Changping (Wei Qing) and Princess Pingyang!

Mentioning these two, Cai Yan's mind suddenly opened up and became active. The age gap between Wei Qing and Princess Pingyang was even greater, and Cai Yan fell silent for a while. However, you can't push too fast, you have to take your time.

(End of this chapter)