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Chapter 222 That's My First Time (Part [-])

What do you mean the wine seller is so annoying.

Maybe he can drink it.

She didn't forget that Prime Minister Wu drank all the wine in the wine cellar of his house, not even a drop left.

Almost all the wine in Baili Village went into his stomach.

If he drank it, how could he drink the wine from those small vendors.

"It's not me. Yu Qingfan's lightness kung fu is not as good as mine. Of course, Su Shaoxuan's lightness kung fu is not as good as mine. Hehe...it depends on me to bring you to Li country in the shortest possible time."

Huang Zhenzhen rolled his eyes, not wanting to listen to his wine talk.

"Aren't you in Baili Village? Why did you pass out there again?" The gap between Baili Village and Baiguo is not a little bit, let alone in the mountains and wild forests.

As Xie Yiqi accelerated, she smiled awkwardly, "It's...it's not that I couldn't find you when I was sober, I went to borrow some more wine, and was chased all the way, I ran and ran into the woods. "

Huang Zhenzhen couldn't laugh or cry.

She knew that Xie Yiqi must have stolen wine and was chased into the woods.

However, he had some conscience and knew to go to them.

After feeling a little relieved in her heart, Xie Yiqi's sudden words almost made her fall down.

"By the way, why didn't I see Yu Qingfan? He still owes me several altars of plum blossom wine. In order to find him, I chased him from the country of Su to the country of Bai. If it wasn't for my wit, knowing that his lair is in the country of Bai, I would have I'm afraid I don't know where to find it."

Huang Zhenzhen pinched him hard.

"Xie Yiqi, you are a wolf-hearted dog."

"It hurts, hurts, hurts me to death, why are you pinching me again?"

"I'll pinch you, you only know wine, what else do you know."

"Hey, don't think that you are a woman, I dare not do anything to you, you still pinch, hiss...it hurts me to death."

In the air, one person tore apart the frame, one dodged, the other was unstable, and the two fell down together.

"boom……"

Xie Yiqi fell to the ground straight, her waist hit the ground, causing him to gasp in pain.

Almost at the same time, Huang Zhenzhen also fell down, pressing him heavily on the ground again.

hiss...

Both fell heavily, and there was the sound of bones breaking.

however……

What shocked them even more was not falling from mid-air.

Instead, Huang Zhenzhen crushed him to the ground in a throwing posture.

Her hands were placed on his chest, and they were pressed tightly against each other.

Her lips pressed against his, and they kissed together.

The two men's eyes widened for a moment, and each other's eyes were filled with the other's frightened expression.

"Bang bang bang..."

Huang Zhenzhen could still feel Xie Yiqi's heart beating rapidly.

After a long time, Huang Zhenzhen screamed in horror, "Ah..."

"Snapped……"

Huang Zhenzhen raised his hand and gave Xie Yiqi a resounding slap, and got up suddenly, away from Xie Yiqi.

"You drunkard and pervert, do you know this is my first time, you bastard, bastard."

Xie Yiqi didn't know whether she was blinded by her kiss, beaten, or beaten, but she didn't react for a long time.

After a long time, he covered his hot face and said in a daze, "This seems to be my first time too."

"boom……"

She kicked her sore arm again, and Xie Yiqi heard the sound of her own bones being dislocated again.

"It hurts... why are you still so cruel, woman, my arm was almost broken by your kick, oops... no, I can't get up."

Xie Yiqi frowned in pain, almost gritted her teeth and clicked, before connecting her misplaced arm.

When he got up, seeing Huang Zhenzhen staring at him with gritted teeth, he was a little guilty and aggrieved.

There are so many men around her, singing and dancing every night, how could it be the first time?
On the contrary, he has never touched a woman in his life, let alone flirting with a woman.

just now……

It was obviously her who took advantage.

Just as he was about to push back, he saw Huang Zhenzhen's eyes were burning suspiciously red with anger, and the hard energy he had accumulated with great difficulty disappeared in an instant.

Forget it.

He's a man, what's the point of fussing so much with a woman?
What's going to happen, women will suffer more.

Thinking of it this way, he felt a lot more balanced.

"Well, even...even if I kissed you, you still pressed my two bones out of place. Let's just expose this matter."

Seeing her calling again, Xie Yiqi hurriedly hugged her head.

"Let me tell you, it's not that I can't beat you, I'm...I don't beat women."

Huang Zhenzhen grabbed his collar and roared, "You can't tell anyone what happened today."

"it is good……"

Even if she didn't tell, he wouldn't tell anyone, what a shame.

"Go, take me to Li Country immediately, I want you to find a way to help me sneak into the Palace of Li Country." Huang Zhenzhen suddenly felt guilty.

she……

It seems that this is not the first time.

The first kiss seemed to be taken away by Yu Qingfan inadvertently.

However, that time was also an accident, so it can be said that it doesn't count.

Xie Yiqi was directly dragged away by him.

If it was the past, he would definitely walk away and run away.

But now, for the goodness of those few altars, he can only grit his teeth and bear it.

It has been a whole day since he woke up, he hasn't even touched a drop of alcohol, his whole body is addicted, and he doesn't even have the energy to walk.

"You are a big man, why are you walking more and more slowly? Use your lightness skills and move on."

Xie Yiqi collapsed to the ground, complaining aggrievedly, "I have driven you for a whole day with lightness kung fu, and now there is not a single drop of wine. I am in pain."

Xie Yiqi pointed to his heart, blinking her eyes in aggrieved way.

Huang Zhen really didn't understand.

What's the point of caring about pain even if you don't drink?
This alcoholic has never experienced the feeling of heartache.

After a day's journey, she was not thirsty, but she was very hungry.

Looking up, they were still on the mountain, but not far away, they could vaguely see a town.

As the evening approached, the town was filled with smoke and fragrance.

Huang Zhenzhen was overjoyed, and pointed to the distance, "Look, there seems to be a town ahead, let's bear with it a little longer, and we will have something to eat when we get to the city."

"Where there is a town, there is wine, let's go."

"Hiss...

Huang Zhenzhen was taken aback, and before he could react, he was grabbed by someone and ran towards the town with a whoosh.

Depend on……

Who was lying on the ground motionless like a dead pig just now?
Now knowing that there is wine, I can run faster than a rocket.

"Hey, slow down, don't fall down again."

"Don't hit me indiscriminately, I won't fall."

"I still think it's dirty to beat you. If you go to the city and change quickly for the smell of this body, I will almost be suffocated to death."

"Is there? Why can't I smell it? I think the clothes are pretty good and can be worn for a long time."

"You don't have fleas, do you?"

"It hasn't been long for a while, it should be gone, Yu Qingfan gave me a little trouble a while ago."

"Damn, why didn't you say earlier, let me down, let me down quickly."

"Don't move around, you will fall down again in a while."

"Didn't you know fleas are contagious? Put me down."

"We'll be in town soon, so bear with it."

"boom……"

High in the air, the two of them pushed for a while, and fell down magnificently again, making a heavy sound on the ground.

(End of this chapter)