Poison Doctor

Chapter 4
After Zhou Yang finished all this work, he went out to find something to eat. When the roadside stall owner brought him steaming Yangchun noodles all night, he couldn't help feeling the urge to cry.He had eaten poisonous insects and poisons for five years in the primeval forest, and he almost forgot the taste of salt. How could he not be excited by a bowl of Yangchun noodles now?
After eating the noodles, Zhou Yang thought that he would be idle anyway, so he might as well go around and see the changes in Shanghai in the past five years.He walked around like a horse watching the lanterns, and he kept marveling in his heart. Although he grew up in this city, five years of isolation from the world were enough to make him a complete turkey.

Walking and walking, we came to a large square. At this time, the square was not occupied by the aunts dancing 'square dance', so it seemed a bit empty.He walked around, and when he came to the shady place to rest for a while, he found that the gazebo in front was crowded with people, surrounded by circles and circles of uncles and aunts.He didn't want to join in the fun at first, but when he looked up, he found a banner that read: Ancestral Hundred Poisons Medicine Wine, specially cured rheumatism and bone pain.

"Is it a colleague?

Zhou Yang muttered, walked towards the gazebo, took a closer look, and found a little old man in a white coat with a goatee bragging vigorously with a small microphone: "Come, come, take a look, take a look!" , our ancestral hundred-poison medicinal wine is specially used to treat rheumatism and bone pain. Our poisonous wine is made of five-step snake, iron wire scorpion, black centipede, drilling mountain wind, wasp seed... and thousands of precious medicinal materials. , quick effect, no pain, good cure..."

The little old man was blowing like a charm, Zhou Yang looked at the table next to him, there was indeed a big glass jar on it, and there were indeed many poisonous snakes and scorpions and things similar to traditional Chinese medicine in it, and the appearance was pretty good.It's a pity, Zhou Yang took a closer look and saw the flaw. It's not a five-step snake, it's obviously a yellow female snake. Well, as for the so-called iron wire scorpion, the black centipede is even more deceitful, and its toxicity is almost non-existent.There are even crayfish inside... How dare you come out to cheat with this little professionalism?
Zhou Yang, an expert, felt that this trick was too clumsy, but those old men and aunts were taken aback for a while. After buying a glass of wine and drinking it, they felt good about themselves under the influence of their hearts and praised them.Immediately there was a second, a third, a fourth... Soon the group of grandpas and aunts almost all had a drink, and some even packed a few specially prepared to give away as favors.

Seeing this, Zhou Yang couldn't help shaking his head, and muttered in his heart: I haven't been back for five years, how come the IQ of the people in Shanghai has dropped so quickly?

The uncles and aunts mobilized their power, and all the medicinal wine in the glass jar was bought out in a short while.After a while, the uncle and aunt were almost gone. Seeing this, Zhou Yang walked over slowly, and said lightly, "Did you cheat a lot?"

"What are you talking about? Little boy!" The little old man was a little flustered when he heard Zhou Yang's words, but he quickly covered it up with his fierce questioning.

He can be fierce to others, but he can't be fierce to Zhou Yang. Zhou Yang has been in the primeval forest for five years, what fierce thing hasn't he seen?Wild wolves have done it before, so are you still afraid of him?

Zhou Yang smiled coldly, ignored his ferocity, and said slowly with a calm face, "You will be in trouble soon, but if you give me [-]% of the money you cheated today, I will be fine." Help you solve it."

"Hmph, what a joke, what trouble can I have?" The little old man with a goatee sneered, not paying attention to Zhou Yang's words at all.

"Just wait and see." Zhou Yang put down these words with a smile, went to the side, took a bottle of mineral water, poured a little bit of detoxification powder into it, shook it evenly, and then sat on the bench beside the gazebo. Erlang hummed a song.

Seeing Zhou Yang enjoying himself, the little old man with a goatee was just about to laugh at him, when the two uncles ran over holding their bellies, and asked loudly as soon as they came: "What did you drink for me? Why? The two of us have severe stomach cramps after drinking?"

"Did you eat something wrong?" Goatee's heart skipped a beat when he saw the two uncles coming to complain, and his so-called hundred-poison wine was made by random manipulation. He originally thought that he could just drink it It's fine to not die, but I didn't expect this accident to happen now.Quickly shirked responsibility and said: "This is an ancestral prescription for me, a 300-year-old brand, how could it have side effects?"

As soon as the goatee shirked his responsibility, a few grandpas and aunts ran over with grim and painful expressions covering their stomachs. As soon as they came, they accused the goatee in unison, claiming that they would throw him into the police station.

Seeing this, Goatee couldn't get off the tiger, and wanted to run, but he was already surrounded.If you don't run away, these uncles and aunts will make a fuss, and you have to go to the police station.Suddenly, he remembered what Zhou Yang had said to him before. Could it be that this kid really has a solution?
Immediately, he assured the grandparents who were beating him: "Guys, these are normal reactions. Please bear with me for another 2 minutes, and I will definitely solve everyone's pain."

After Goat Hu said this, the uncle and aunt below calmed down their anger a little.Seeing that the situation had stabilized a bit, Goatee hurried to Zhou Yang and said with a flattering expression, "Little brother, you can definitely save me, right?"

"Yes." Zhou Yang nodded faintly, crossed his two index fingers together, and said unhurriedly: "But now I want all the money you just earned. Otherwise, you can just wait." The police invite you to drink tea. You are not just guilty of fraud, you are already involved in endangering other people's lives, and you are suspected of poisoning, and you have been arrested for at least three years."

"You..." Originally, the goatee didn't want to give even [-]% of it, but Zhou Yang actually asked for [-]% of it directly.He was a little angry at the moment, but he didn't dare to explode. If he angered Zhou Yang, he would be beaten to death by these uncles and aunts.So he bargained in a low voice: "Is it [-]% okay?"

"No." Zhou Yang shook his head, and said coldly: "If you continue to bargain, I will leave immediately, and you can deal with it as you like."

"This..." Goatee looked at the current situation, and he had no room for bargaining, so he gritted his teeth and endured the pain in his heart, and agreed: "Okay, I'll give it to you."

"Collect the money first and then do the work." Zhou Yang stretched out his hand with a very indifferent expression.

"This...is not in line with the rules?" Goatee said very worriedly.

Hearing what he said, Zhou Yang patted his buttocks and stood up, and said bluntly: "Now my words are the rules. If you are willing to follow my rules, then cooperate. If you don't want to, just shoot and break up. Go half way."

"Okay!" Goatee couldn't help it, now Zhou Yang was his only life-saving straw, and he had to be threatened by Zhou Yang.Immediately, he took out a wad of money that hadn't been warmed up from the bag, and he was still reluctant to part with it, but Zhou Yang had already snatched the money away.Then he handed him the mineral water and said, "Give everyone a drink, and keep it pain-free."

As he spoke, he turned his back and started counting the money.

Goatee took the mineral water bottle, walked to the front with half-belief, and immediately said with joy, "Uncles, aunts. It was my negligence just now, and I forgot to add a medicine primer for everyone. The medicine is too strong, which caused everyone's stomachache The pain is unbearable. Now, please line up, uncles and aunts, and I will relieve everyone's pain one by one."

The goat's nonsense seemed to be true. Zhou Yang couldn't help curling his lips when he heard it, with a look of contempt on his face. This kind of charlatan really lives on his lips.After the liar fed the uncle who was the first in line to drink a cup of water, soon, the uncle patted his stomach amidst the uneasiness of the goatee, and said excitedly: "It's amazing, it really doesn't hurt anymore."

What he said was like a live advertisement. The people behind who were suffering from pain hurriedly speeded up the process of queuing up. Each person with a goatee had a cover, and everyone's pain was relieved in a short while.Seeing that the stomach aches no longer, the uncles and aunts really believed that his broken medicine wine caused the stomach pain because of the lack of medicine primers. At the same time, they also deepened their trust in the medicine wine that can treat rheumatism and bone pain, and appreciated the goatee. After saying a word, they slowly dispersed and went to the square to dance.

After the uncle and aunt left, Goatee immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He almost thought he was going into the classroom just now.After he breathed a sigh of relief, he hurried to Zhou Yang, and said with a flattering expression: "Little brother, you are really capable, and the medicine will cure the disease."

Zhou Yang didn't bother to pay attention to him, and said coldly: "I think you are a first-time offender, and I'm short of money recently, otherwise I wouldn't bother to help you save the situation."

"Little brother, if you are willing to cooperate with me, we will definitely make a lot of money. You see, you have medical skills, and I have eloquence. We are a golden partner..."

Before the goatee finished speaking, Zhou Yang, who had ordered some good money, had already got up and walked out. The goatee quickly caught up and said the best thing: "Brother, brother, if you don't want to cooperate with me, then can you You can’t sell me the formula of the water you just made, it’s not easy for me to earn some money.”

"What does it matter to me that you are easy?" Zhou Yang turned his head and said indifferently: "Even if you die in front of me, I won't take another look at you."

Zhou Yang's words are extremely hurtful. Originally, Zhou Yang was upset when Zhou Yang stole all the money from the goatee, but now Zhou Yang has repeatedly rejected his plan to make a fortune. He went to block Zhou Yang's way, and said viciously: "Young man, don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine. I'll give you face, you are shameless, don't blame me, Ma San, for being cruel."

"Oh." Zhou Yang sneered, hooked his hands at him disdainfully, and said, "Come on, show me the cruel one."

(End of this chapter)