back to ancient times to be emperor

Chapter 2 Loss of Soul

Lu Yunzhi only drank a pot of tea to quench his thirst.The beauty in the palace costume saw that her hair was full of black lines, and she couldn't help but slightly annoyed: "Your Majesty, you are the emperor, how can... be so rude?"

Lu Yunzhi was stunned, his mouth was parched, his drinking water was not elegant, how could he be called rude?However, when he thought of the complicated etiquette of the royal family, Lu Yunzhi also understood. He said that once he entered the palace gate, it was as deep as the sea. How can this palace compound be so messy?
Lu Yunzhi secretly thought it was bad, before he had time to figure out what was going on, he was going to be cheated, so how could he continue playing?If it was known that he was pretending to be the emperor, based on the plot of the bloody TV series that Lu Yunzhi had watched, it would definitely be a serious crime of beheading, and punishing the Jiuzu would be considered a minor crime.

But at this time, Lu Yunzhi just wanted to struggle to defend himself, but he found a sharp pain in his head. He didn't feel thirsty before, but now his whole head seems to be split when he moves.

Although Yu doctor Liu was old, his movements were not slow. Seeing that Lu Yunzhi wanted to get up, he immediately pressed his lower abdomen and said respectfully: "Your Majesty's serious illness has not recovered, and he needs to rest in bed."

Seeing Lu Yunzhi crying out in pain, the beautiful woman in palace attire also became anxious, and said, "Yuyu Liu, quickly see what's wrong with Your Majesty?"

Doctor Liu didn't dare to neglect, immediately took Lu Yunzhi's arm respectfully and felt his pulse.After a quarter of an hour, the beauty in the palace costume saw Liu Yuyi frowning and thinking for a while, and couldn't help becoming anxious: "Liu Yuyi, what happened to Your Majesty, can you say something?"

Doctor Liu didn't dare to hide anything, and said: "Your Majesty's dragon body is fine, but I don't know about one thing."

Lu Yunzhi was also very concerned about his body, so he quickly asked, "What's the matter?"

Doctor Liu frowned and said: "The old minister has been a doctor for three generations, and he has never seen such a strange symptom. Your Majesty's dragon body is no longer serious, but..."

"Just what?" The beauty in palace costume and Lu Yunzhi said in unison.

"It's just that His Majesty's head seems to be damaged, presumably because of the heavy blow to the back of the head when he fell into the Yuxiang Pond, so..."

The beauty in palace costume said angrily: "Yuyi Liu, please speak clearly, what is going on with Your Majesty now?"

Doctor Liu hurriedly knelt on the ground and said, "Your Majesty seems to have suffered from a loss of soul..."

Lu Yunzhi said in a daze: "Soul-lost disease?" But he was overjoyed in his heart: "Isn't soul-loss disease just amnesia? Haha, now there is an excuse, with my IQ, wouldn't it be easy to pretend to be a patient with amnesia? When the time comes to know how to be an emperor, where can the whole world go?"

As we all know, the emperor is the number one profession in the world, what other profession can compare to the emperor?If you want money, you can have money, if you want beautiful women, you can have beautiful women, and you can eat delicious delicacies in the sea and lake, which is really the best pleasure in the world!Lu Yunzhi thought evilly: "Now eating deep-fried dough sticks must be eaten one by one and thrown away. I just don't know what it's like to eat hot pot in the Golden Luan Temple. I have to try it when I have time. I didn't have the conditions to enjoy it in my previous life. God gave it to me in this life." How can I waste this opportunity? I want to work hard to make money, hehe, what other way to make money is faster than making money from corrupt officials? I can also gain a good reputation, haha, I am really a genius..."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, are you alright?" The beautiful woman in palace attire eagerly waved her jade-like small hands in front of Lu Yunzhi's eyes, but it was a pity that Lu Yunzhi was in the middle of masturbation, so he didn't care.Seeing Lu Yunzhi smirking and drooling, Yuyi Liu sighed secretly, and said in his heart: "There is no hope..."

Lu Yunzhi finally came back to his senses, Doctor Liu had already prescribed the medicine, and said respectfully: "Madam, the old minister has already prescribed the medicine, and ordered the imperial chef to boil the medicine. I implore Your Majesty to take the medicine on time for the sake of the prosperity of the Dashun Dynasty. , lie in bed to recuperate. If the body of the dragon is injured, the veteran will become a sinner through the ages..." Doctor Liu nagged on the phone for a long time before being kicked out by Lu Yunzhi on the pretext of disturbing his rest.

Lu Yunzhi thought to himself: "The first task now is to get acquainted with this world. What kind of dynasty is this Dashun Dynasty? How come I don't know anything about it?"

Lu Yunzhi's grades are not bad, otherwise he wouldn't have been admitted to Jinan University in Guangzhou. In addition, he is a liberal arts student, and he is relatively proficient in history, but he really has never heard of this Dashun Dynasty.Lu Yunzhi thought maliciously: "Could it be the Dashun Dynasty founded by Li Zicheng? But it's not right. Li Zicheng was chased away by the Qing Tartars after he entered Beijing for less than a month. How could he pass on the throne?"

Seeing no one around, Lu Yunzhi tentatively communicated with the beauty in palace costume: "That...beauty, can I ask..."

Before Lu Yunzhi could finish speaking, the beauty in palace attire corrected her and said, "Your Majesty, are you calling me a concubine? You should call my concubine Zitong, and my concubine is a queen. How can you call me a beauty?"

Lu Yunzhi grinned and said, "Isn't it that I haven't gotten used to it yet. Well, Zitong, I want to ask..."

The beauty in palace costume said angrily: "Your Majesty!"

Lu Yunzhi was startled: "What's wrong?"

"How can you say 'I'? You should call yourself I!"

Lu Yunzhi rubbed his head, and thought: "This self-proclaiming is really awkward, okay, do as the Romans do, call it as you want." After struggling for a while, he felt that he couldn't show his flaws: "Zitong, I just want to ask, but now it's What year and month is it?"

The beauty in the palace costume said: "It is now the 21st of July in the second year of Hongxiang."

Lu Yunzhi understood that this was really not an era he was familiar with, and he couldn't help feeling flustered. He originally thought that with his control over the general trend of history, he could show off his skills, at least he wouldn't be a king of subjugation, but unexpectedly, he didn't know it at all. Dynasty, how should this be done?
But after thinking about it, Lu Yunzhi also felt relieved: "I am a majestic college student from the heavenly dynasty, and my roots are straight and young. How can I lose to the ancients? Even if it is a strange world, I will conquer it well!"

After Lu Yunzhi made up his mind, he seemed more confident, and asked casually, "Is Hong Xiang my year name? I wonder what Zi Tong's boudoir name is?"

The beauty in the palace costume didn't expect Lu Yunzhi's thinking to jump so much. The first sentence asked about the year number, but the last sentence asked about his own name. She replied shyly, "My concubine's name is Zhiruo."

When Lu Yunzhi heard this, his eyes widened: "Zhiruo? What's your last name?"

Zhiruo spit out her lotus tongue lightly, and said a surname that made Lu Yunzhi dumbfounded: "The concubine's surname is Zhou."

It took Lu Yunzhi a long time to recover from the shock, and he thought to himself: "God can be joking, my wife is actually Zhou Zhiruo! I don't know if that Zhang Wuji will kill me with the Dragon Saber after he finds out?"

Lu Yunzhi immediately asked: "Zitong, what's my... name? Let's put it this way, Zitong, you should tell me about my life so that I can recall it. Can you think of something?"

Zhou Zhiruo, a beautiful woman, naturally also wanted the emperor's best. After thinking for a while, she said: "The concubine...the concubine only entered the palace today, and I am not very familiar with your majesty's life, but I know that the emperor's name is Chengqi, and the country's surname is land."

(End of this chapter)