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Chapter 541 Layout
Chapter 541 Layout
I have to say that sometimes women think about things carefully.What Lu Chengqi wanted was to find out this person as soon as possible, but he didn't think about how it would end if he was caught off guard.Seeing that there were no outsiders around at the moment, Lu Chengqi graciously admitted that he hadn't thought carefully: "What Zitong said is that I didn't think carefully. Well, it's not difficult to find a reason to transfer troops into Chang'an. Come on, is there any suspicion of trying to cover up?"
"Your Majesty, of course we have to find a plausible reason." Zhou Zhiruo smiled, "Could it be that Your Majesty can't even find an excuse?"
If you are a man, you can't say no, especially in front of the woman you love.Lu Chengqi said proudly: "Hey, it's a trivial matter, how can it be difficult for me, I... I..." Speaking of this, his head was still blank, so naive, not only Zhou Zhiruo covered his mouth and snickered, even Han Feng'er Was amused by him.
Han Fenger's smile didn't matter, but Lu Chengqi noticed that there was this "outsider" present, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Hey, isn't there a ready-made accomplice?"
accomplice? ?Both Zhou Zhiruo and Han Fenger couldn't figure it out, it wasn't that they didn't understand, it was that Lu Chengqi's thoughts jumped too fast.Lu Chengqi asked Han Feng'er in a daze, "Miss Han, do you know how to do light work?"
"Qinggong...that is...what is it?" Han Feng'er obviously didn't come to his senses, after all, there is no such thing as light work these days.
"Uh, lightness kung fu...it's the kind of kung fu that can fly over the walls and come and go freely..." When it comes to "flying over the walls", Lu Chengqi almost sang the divine song "Nunchaku" by later generations, and incidentally added a hum haha Xi.Fortunately, he managed to confuse him with fuzzy sounds, otherwise Zhou Zhiruo and the others would have caught him and asked him what the "Hum Heh Heh" came from.It should be noted that in those days, hum haxi was a god-level vocabulary, which was originally created by Mr. Zhou, the music creation king of later generations. Once it was born, it swept the entire campus.At that time, if you didn't know Mr. Zhou's songs, I'm afraid they were all out of fashion.
Suddenly opening his mind, memories of before rebirth flooded in like a flood.Lu Chengqi originally thought that he had already integrated into this era, but it wasn't until he made an unintentional mistake that he realized that he was still that alien.
Not noticing Lu Chengqi's ecstasy, Han Feng'er suddenly realized: "It turned out to be light work. Your Majesty cut off the head and the tail, but the servant girl can't remember..."
Seeing her enter the role of servant so quickly, Lu Chengqi was a little at a loss.When he came back to his senses, he smiled awkwardly and said, "That's right, that's the kung fu of lightening one's body. I wonder if Miss Han can do it?"
Han Feng'er gave a blessing and said: "Your Majesty, the servant girl is a servant at this time. Your Majesty is called Miss Han. The identity of the servant girl may be leaked..."
Lu Chengqi thought to himself: "This terrifying woman is really not easy to mess with. Forget it, I'm the emperor, she's an attendant now, calling her name shouldn't bother me?" It's too late.Han Feng'er glanced at him with a hint of affection, but he avoided it, as if being targeted by a poisonous snake.
"Feng'er...is it okay to call you like that?" Lu Chengqi didn't dare not ask for her opinion. Who knows when this kind of person would disagree with each other and draw their swords at each other?No wonder the emperors of all dynasties banned folk martial arts and took it seriously as literati.Since ancient times, there has been a saying: "Xiamen use martial arts to break the ban, and Confucianists use literature to disrupt the law." The ancients are sincere and do not deceive themselves!
Zhou Zhiruo saw that Lu Chengqi had no airs of an emperor, so she thought the two of them were having fun.Little did he know that Lu Chengqi was beating drums in his heart, how could he please this aunt!So much to die for, this Han Fenger and Zhou Zhiruo became best friends somehow, if Lu Chengqi told about the assassination, wouldn't it break up their friendship?The friendship between women is really strangely tight.Sometimes they are as close as sisters, sometimes they turn against each other like strangers, and what's more, they become enemies... Thinking of this, Lu Chengqi couldn't help but shudder. For the sake of Zhou Zhiruo's safety, it's better not to tell her.
When Han Feng'er heard Lu Chengqi's question, how could he not know what he was thinking?With a sore heart, he nodded silently.Seeing her like this, Lu Chengqi dared to continue: "I have an idea, and I need Feng'er's cooperation."
When it came to meat scenes, the second daughter listened carefully, regardless of her own thoughts. "... I will tell Feng'er the whereabouts of the imperial guards. After nightfall, Feng'er puts on night clothes to attract the attention of the imperial guards, and then uses light kung fu...er, light body kung fu to escape, return to Yeting and change her body Clothes are enough. In this way, I will have an excuse to transfer the imperial army into the palace..."
Looking at Han Feng'er who was frowning, Lu Chengqi thought she was annoyed, and quickly added: "If it's difficult, then forget it..."
Han Feng'er said seriously: "Your Majesty, the servant girl is just thinking about how to let them find out my whereabouts..."
After hearing this, Lu Chengqi's head was full of black lines.In the eyes of these high-spirited knights, what I think is a solid wall is not worth mentioning at all! "It's not easy, you just pretend to accidentally kick off a brick, then slow down and let them catch up..."
Upon hearing this, Han Feng'er said, "Good idea!"
Lu Chengqi said in his heart: "Looks like it would be good to watch more martial arts TV series. The knights of this era are too simple..." Actually, Han Feng'er can't be blamed for this. She went to deliberately seduce, which was a bit difficult.
"By the way, Feng'er, if you have time, you can train these imperial guards for me. They are too useless. How can I be at ease if some knights enter the palace?" Lu Chengqi will make the best use of everything and make the best use of his talents.Han Feng'er was also very straightforward, saying: "Their bones are already formed, and it is impossible to learn high-level martial arts, unless they wash the scriptures and cut the marrow..."
Lu Chengqi was stunned for a moment, and said: "Will you wash the scriptures and cut the marrow, don't you want the "Yi Jin Jing" from Shaolin Temple?"
Han Feng'er was also taken aback: "Your Majesty still knows the "Yi Jin Jing"?"
Lu Chengqi said in his heart: "Hey, I don't only know the "Yi Jin Jing", I also know Shaolin's 72 unique skills, at least I was also a senior Jin Yong fan back then, such as Arhat boxing, wood-burning knife technique, Wei Tuo pestle, twisting flower finger , Qianye Hand, Dali Vajra Fist, Tathagata Thousand Hands, Maha Finger, Dali Vajra Finger, Dragon Claw Hand, Vajra Prajna Palm... Hehe, I can recite the books of Mr. Jin fluently..."
Before Lu Chengqi was happy for 2 minutes, Han Feng'er beat him mercilessly: "That's just Shaolin Temple's method of massaging acupoints and pushing blood through the palace. The real martial arts of Shaolin Temple are all recorded in "Marrow Washing Art"... "
(End of this chapter)
I have to say that sometimes women think about things carefully.What Lu Chengqi wanted was to find out this person as soon as possible, but he didn't think about how it would end if he was caught off guard.Seeing that there were no outsiders around at the moment, Lu Chengqi graciously admitted that he hadn't thought carefully: "What Zitong said is that I didn't think carefully. Well, it's not difficult to find a reason to transfer troops into Chang'an. Come on, is there any suspicion of trying to cover up?"
"Your Majesty, of course we have to find a plausible reason." Zhou Zhiruo smiled, "Could it be that Your Majesty can't even find an excuse?"
If you are a man, you can't say no, especially in front of the woman you love.Lu Chengqi said proudly: "Hey, it's a trivial matter, how can it be difficult for me, I... I..." Speaking of this, his head was still blank, so naive, not only Zhou Zhiruo covered his mouth and snickered, even Han Feng'er Was amused by him.
Han Fenger's smile didn't matter, but Lu Chengqi noticed that there was this "outsider" present, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Hey, isn't there a ready-made accomplice?"
accomplice? ?Both Zhou Zhiruo and Han Fenger couldn't figure it out, it wasn't that they didn't understand, it was that Lu Chengqi's thoughts jumped too fast.Lu Chengqi asked Han Feng'er in a daze, "Miss Han, do you know how to do light work?"
"Qinggong...that is...what is it?" Han Feng'er obviously didn't come to his senses, after all, there is no such thing as light work these days.
"Uh, lightness kung fu...it's the kind of kung fu that can fly over the walls and come and go freely..." When it comes to "flying over the walls", Lu Chengqi almost sang the divine song "Nunchaku" by later generations, and incidentally added a hum haha Xi.Fortunately, he managed to confuse him with fuzzy sounds, otherwise Zhou Zhiruo and the others would have caught him and asked him what the "Hum Heh Heh" came from.It should be noted that in those days, hum haxi was a god-level vocabulary, which was originally created by Mr. Zhou, the music creation king of later generations. Once it was born, it swept the entire campus.At that time, if you didn't know Mr. Zhou's songs, I'm afraid they were all out of fashion.
Suddenly opening his mind, memories of before rebirth flooded in like a flood.Lu Chengqi originally thought that he had already integrated into this era, but it wasn't until he made an unintentional mistake that he realized that he was still that alien.
Not noticing Lu Chengqi's ecstasy, Han Feng'er suddenly realized: "It turned out to be light work. Your Majesty cut off the head and the tail, but the servant girl can't remember..."
Seeing her enter the role of servant so quickly, Lu Chengqi was a little at a loss.When he came back to his senses, he smiled awkwardly and said, "That's right, that's the kung fu of lightening one's body. I wonder if Miss Han can do it?"
Han Feng'er gave a blessing and said: "Your Majesty, the servant girl is a servant at this time. Your Majesty is called Miss Han. The identity of the servant girl may be leaked..."
Lu Chengqi thought to himself: "This terrifying woman is really not easy to mess with. Forget it, I'm the emperor, she's an attendant now, calling her name shouldn't bother me?" It's too late.Han Feng'er glanced at him with a hint of affection, but he avoided it, as if being targeted by a poisonous snake.
"Feng'er...is it okay to call you like that?" Lu Chengqi didn't dare not ask for her opinion. Who knows when this kind of person would disagree with each other and draw their swords at each other?No wonder the emperors of all dynasties banned folk martial arts and took it seriously as literati.Since ancient times, there has been a saying: "Xiamen use martial arts to break the ban, and Confucianists use literature to disrupt the law." The ancients are sincere and do not deceive themselves!
Zhou Zhiruo saw that Lu Chengqi had no airs of an emperor, so she thought the two of them were having fun.Little did he know that Lu Chengqi was beating drums in his heart, how could he please this aunt!So much to die for, this Han Fenger and Zhou Zhiruo became best friends somehow, if Lu Chengqi told about the assassination, wouldn't it break up their friendship?The friendship between women is really strangely tight.Sometimes they are as close as sisters, sometimes they turn against each other like strangers, and what's more, they become enemies... Thinking of this, Lu Chengqi couldn't help but shudder. For the sake of Zhou Zhiruo's safety, it's better not to tell her.
When Han Feng'er heard Lu Chengqi's question, how could he not know what he was thinking?With a sore heart, he nodded silently.Seeing her like this, Lu Chengqi dared to continue: "I have an idea, and I need Feng'er's cooperation."
When it came to meat scenes, the second daughter listened carefully, regardless of her own thoughts. "... I will tell Feng'er the whereabouts of the imperial guards. After nightfall, Feng'er puts on night clothes to attract the attention of the imperial guards, and then uses light kung fu...er, light body kung fu to escape, return to Yeting and change her body Clothes are enough. In this way, I will have an excuse to transfer the imperial army into the palace..."
Looking at Han Feng'er who was frowning, Lu Chengqi thought she was annoyed, and quickly added: "If it's difficult, then forget it..."
Han Feng'er said seriously: "Your Majesty, the servant girl is just thinking about how to let them find out my whereabouts..."
After hearing this, Lu Chengqi's head was full of black lines.In the eyes of these high-spirited knights, what I think is a solid wall is not worth mentioning at all! "It's not easy, you just pretend to accidentally kick off a brick, then slow down and let them catch up..."
Upon hearing this, Han Feng'er said, "Good idea!"
Lu Chengqi said in his heart: "Looks like it would be good to watch more martial arts TV series. The knights of this era are too simple..." Actually, Han Feng'er can't be blamed for this. She went to deliberately seduce, which was a bit difficult.
"By the way, Feng'er, if you have time, you can train these imperial guards for me. They are too useless. How can I be at ease if some knights enter the palace?" Lu Chengqi will make the best use of everything and make the best use of his talents.Han Feng'er was also very straightforward, saying: "Their bones are already formed, and it is impossible to learn high-level martial arts, unless they wash the scriptures and cut the marrow..."
Lu Chengqi was stunned for a moment, and said: "Will you wash the scriptures and cut the marrow, don't you want the "Yi Jin Jing" from Shaolin Temple?"
Han Feng'er was also taken aback: "Your Majesty still knows the "Yi Jin Jing"?"
Lu Chengqi said in his heart: "Hey, I don't only know the "Yi Jin Jing", I also know Shaolin's 72 unique skills, at least I was also a senior Jin Yong fan back then, such as Arhat boxing, wood-burning knife technique, Wei Tuo pestle, twisting flower finger , Qianye Hand, Dali Vajra Fist, Tathagata Thousand Hands, Maha Finger, Dali Vajra Finger, Dragon Claw Hand, Vajra Prajna Palm... Hehe, I can recite the books of Mr. Jin fluently..."
Before Lu Chengqi was happy for 2 minutes, Han Feng'er beat him mercilessly: "That's just Shaolin Temple's method of massaging acupoints and pushing blood through the palace. The real martial arts of Shaolin Temple are all recorded in "Marrow Washing Art"... "
(End of this chapter)
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