483 The Finale 4
"It's in my pocket, look through it." Shi Qi said vaguely, not paying attention.

Sisi flipped through the coat he took off on the back of the chair, touched it, "No!"

"If you don't have it, you don't have it. Anyway, it's useless for us to ask for that thing in the future."

"why?"

"Because you only need to get a marriage certificate when you get divorced, and we can't get divorced!"

What a god logic!

Well, although what he said is reasonable, you can't just throw away the marriage certificate that you just got and haven't got warmed up casually!

Sisi continued to flip.

"Lou Sisi, please calm down for a while, didn't you keep shouting tired just now? Save your energy and have a bridal chamber, okay?"

The little face flushed suddenly.

Seeing her shy appearance, Shi Qi couldn't help moving her index finger and approached her with a smirk.

Whoa whoa whoa!The Big Bad Wolf finally ate Little Red Riding Hood!
So far, Seventeen and Sisi have come to a happy ending, and they will soon bear fruit, and they are still twins, and they are still dragons and phoenixes!
The male baby is an older brother, and the female baby is a younger sister. The two little guys are smarter, cuter, and more troublesome than the other.

When the babies were three years old, they started to have a lot of problems.

One day, the baby girl asked curiously, "Mom, I heard that my brother and I are honeymoon babies. What is a honeymoon?"

Sisi replied in embarrassment, "Honeymoon is when your father and I go on a trip together after we get married. It's fun."

The baby girl Xingxingyan said, "Then my brother and I have also gone?"

Sisi was even more embarrassed, "Go."

The baby girl wondered, "Why didn't I know?"

Sisi laughed dryly, "You were still young then!"

The baby girl asked, "Did mom take us there?"

Sisi was very embarrassed, "Papa brought you there, but mother brought you back."

On the other side of the sofa, the baby boy was pestering Shi Qi with questions.

"Dad, why are my sister and I twins? What's the matter with twins?"

Obviously, the question of a boy baby is much more difficult than that of a girl baby, so he chose to ask the smart dad.

Shi Qi was having a headache flipping through the encyclopedia, but failed to find any results, so he had to flip through the storybook again, and suddenly saw the story of a little tadpole looking for his mother, and had an idea!
"Well, it's like this... Dad has a lot of tadpoles in his stomach, and a small house in his mother's stomach. One day, Dad put many tadpoles into his mother's stomach. Generally speaking, a small house can only live in a small house. Tadpoles, so many little tadpoles started a race, and it turned out that you were the best, the fastest runner, the first to run into the small house, and then close the door, so that other little tadpoles could not come in, but your sister was also very good, just The moment you closed the door, you squeezed in, so the two of you lived together in the small house and kept each other company. Ten months later, the two of you grew up in the small house and couldn’t fit in anymore, so you started knocking on the door. My mother's stomach hurts, and then I went to the hospital, and the doctor's sister and the nurse's sister picked you up."

Sisi secretly gave a thumbs up to Shi Qi, explaining it very well!
Shi Qi was about to be proud, but suddenly the boy asked again, "Then why didn't my sister and I turn into frogs?"

Seventeen internal injuries.

Sisi closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.

The boy continued to ask, "Dad, where did my sister and I come from?"

The baby girl also crawled over to join in, "Dad, where did my brother and I come from?"

Shi Qi went crazy, wishing to throw these two little ones on the Mars where Xiao Qi used to go.

"Daddy, where did we come from?"

Seventeen struggled for a long time, and finally broke down and said, "He's the one who won the lottery!"

Woohoo, it turned out to be just a prize, and buy one get one free!

The male baby looked at the female baby, and the female baby looked at the male baby. They held hands tacitly and said in unison, "It's so sad, we have to run away from home!"

Shi Qi waved his hand, "Walk slowly, don't see me off."

The two little guys ran to the children's room with short legs. There was a green tent in the corner, which was the base where they ran away from home!

In a blink of an eye, half a year later, the babies are three and a half years old, and the two clever little guys have learned to play with the computer, and they can also change the password.

Seventeen turned it on, but couldn't log in, so she asked her daughter, "Honey, what's the password?"

While eating ice cream, the baby girl replied, "Your birthday."

Seventeen entered the birthday in the lunar calendar again, which was wrong, and entered the solar calendar again, which was not correct.

Suddenly there was an urge to spank her little ass, but my daughter was a caring little padded jacket, so she couldn't bear it!

So he shifted his gaze to the baby boy who was lying on the carpet dismantling the toy gun, and interrogated, "Did you change the password again?"

"No, it's still your birthday."

Shi Qi walked back to the computer and entered it twice, but it was still wrong.

This time I have to spank his little ass!
Sisi suddenly rushed out from the kitchen, grabbed him, and then typed on the keyboard with disdain... nishengri.
There is a second treasure at home, and I worry every day.

It is said that twins are good, twins are cuter, but for Sisi and Shiqi, the two little dolls at home have made them miserable.

After the baby is three years old, there are more and more problems every day, but they can basically deal with those problems before. I bought "Encyclopedia", "Story Club", "Grimm's Fairy Tales", "Andersen's Fairy Tales" for reference, plus Huyou can basically answer, even the question of where the baby came from, Shiqi can explain it clearly with "little tadpole theory".

However, as the two little guys grew up day by day, at the age of three and a half, they began to have gender awareness again. The two little guys who ate together, slept together, and played together all day began to discover The difference between oneself and the other.

So there is the following situation...

The baby girl asked curiously, "Mom, why does my brother pee standing up, and I also want to pee standing up, can I?"

Sisi flipped through the book, thought hard for a while, and then replied, "Because my brother is a boy and you are a girl, naturally you have to squat to go to the toilet, otherwise you will be thrown away by others. You see, mother is a girl, so mother They are also squatting. Dad is a boy, so he must stand. This is the difference between boys and girls.

The baby girl thought it was complicated and scratched her head, "Then can I become a boy?"

Shi Qi hugged his lovely daughter, "Baby, this is probably very difficult. If you want to become a boy, you must first cut off your beautiful hair and put aside your beautiful skirt. Even your most beloved Barbie The doll is going to be thrown away, are you willing? Most importantly, Dad will be very sad!"

When the baby girl heard this, she immediately shook her head, "Then I'd better be a girl."

Shi Qi kissed her daughter hard, "Good boy!"

In the evening, Sisi takes her daughter to take a bath together.

After taking off her clothes, the baby girl became curious again, "Mom, why is your grandma so big and what's in it?"

Sisi squeezed her daughter's cute face, and replied amusedly, "Mom's grandma is filled with milk, and you grew up eating this."

The baby girl was greedy, "Can I eat now?"

Sisi shook her head, "I can't, because there are no more."

The baby girl felt strange, "Since it's gone, why is it still so big?"

(End of this chapter)

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