Chapter 141 A Stupid Mr. Fell From the Sky ([-])

Qiao Wei: "..."

Sure enough, he was seen!

Quickly kill people!
Qiao Wei's sickle was raised squarely, her baby face plopped and she knelt down, hugging her thighs, with an idiot-like smirk on her face, "Little lady, are you short of a husband? The kind you can eat."

Qiao Wei, who was caught off guard by being molested: "..."

Is she hallucinating?

System: […] Bold!How dare you tease my host!You want to be hollowed out of your body!
"Little lady——" the baby's face opened its black, big and watery eyes, and it shook Qiao Wei's leg coquettishly, "Little lady, your killing posture is so handsome!"

He said as he said, and rubbed his palms a few times honestly.

Qiao Wei's forehead jumped, and she kicked him away, "Die!"

The blessing effect of "Qiao Dali" is still there, and there is a black footprint on the left heart of the frail baby face, and he was kicked several feet away in an instant, and did not stop until his back hit a big tree.

His throat was sweet, and he spat out a mouthful of blood with a "wow".

This posture, the precipice is internally injured.

Qiao Wei couldn't hide her excitement and glanced at her feet.

It turns out that "Qiao Dali" still has such a way to open up?

Ask the system baby how many bags, will she be able to run across the plane and become a martial arts master from now on?

As I thought about it, the burning meaning in the eyes of the baby's face became even more intense, looking at Qiao Wei's eyes was like looking at the jade seal of the Chuan Kingdom.

"Ah, even the kicking action is so handsome! Little lady, come on, kick to the right again, it will look better on the couple."

Qiao Wei: "..."

Damn, did she meet Shaking M?

I really want to kill this retarded man!

What would you do if someone saw you doing something bad, and for some reason you couldn't get rid of the witnesses?
Now let the old driver Qiao Bailian tell you the standard answer.

—— "Drag him into the water together!"

Got caught stealing?

It doesn't matter, throw all the stolen goods to him, turn on the performance mode, and call out "catch the thief" at the top of your voice.

Got caught stealing?

It doesn't matter, invite him to come together.Come and be merry!

Got caught for murder?

It doesn't matter, invite him to make up the knife and throw the body.

Qiao Wei stared at the mentally retarded baby with a bewildered smirk on her face, pulled out the hairpin he had inserted in the hair crown for reinforcement, and stuffed it into his hand. "Go, stab him ten times in the heart. Otherwise..."

She narrowed her eyes and raised her scythe.

Regardless of whether this kid is really stupid or fake, she can't take this risk.

The baby-faced Xing Xing stared at her, and his voice was full of admiration, "The little lady is so cruel! I like it!"

Qiao Wei let out a chuckle.

Damn mental retardation!

The baby face has a seemingly innocent and harmless skin, and the skin is white and tender. At first glance, it looks like a pampered rich man. Instead of killing him and provoking the investigation of the rich and powerful, it is better to turn him into own teammates.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!"

Qiao Wei said fiercely.

The baby face is blinking and the big watery eyes are more charming than many girls' eyes, which makes people want to ruthlessly ravage him when they see it.

"Don't be angry, little lady, I will do whatever you ask me to do."

As soon as the words fell, the baby face squatted in front of the corpse, and without hesitation pierced it with a hairpin.

Rise, fall, rise, fall...

After ten times, he looked up at Qiao Wei timidly, like a child anxiously asking his parents for their satisfaction.

"Is it alright?"

Bai Shengsheng's hands were stained with scarlet blood, and the red and white complemented each other, which was particularly eye-catching.

With a slight smile on the corner of Qiao Wei's lips, she patted his head appreciatively, "Good job!"

The eyes of the baby face are full of stars, and the face is full of joy.

The little lady is praising me, praising me, praising me!

Qiao Wei pulled out the hairpin in his hand, wiped it clean among the fallen leaves at his feet, and then inserted the hairpin back into his hair crown.

Babyface crouched on the ground, staring at her profile obsessively.

The little lady is so gentle with herself, I want to marry her, I want to marry her, I want to marry her!

This thought came suddenly and strongly, he followed his own will instinctively, and asked in a low voice: "Is the little lady lacking a husband? I can eat less."

Qiao Wei glanced at him indifferently, patted his shoulder, "Go, dispose of the corpse."

Babyface repeated in a daze: "Dispose of it?"

"Yes, the cleaner the treatment, the better. It is best not to let anyone know the existence of this corpse."

Babyface nodded, understood.

He got up obediently, dragged the corpse and walked to the depths of the woods. Halfway there, he suddenly turned around excitedly and asked, "Did you agree to be my wife?"

Qiao Wei kicked his ass directly as a reply.

The baby blushed and walked away.

Oh, the little lady actually used her feet to touch \/his...to touch\/his...

Cough cough, such a private/secret part.

So, she agreed, right?
The little lady is really enthusiastic, oh, so shy!

Bah bah, it's time to call her a lady in the future.

The swaying baby face dragged the corpse and happily "disposed" it.

Qiao Wei found out that this kid was a fool, and he had a lot of thoughts.

She only said "deal with it", but she didn't expect him to really deal with it!

He first dragged the corpse to a place where crows gathered, smashed and brushed the fruit that crows like to eat, and threw it on a big tree to attract crows to come and peck at it.

Crows are omnivores and are not picky eaters. They eat everything from fruits, grains to meat, including human flesh.

Soon, the corpse was pecked into a skeleton.

Babyface climbed up the tree, took down the skeleton, dug out a broken pot out of nowhere, lit a fire and fried it at low temperature, and finally got a batch of cypress sawdust to smoke the bones.

"Smoke it for a day or two, and the bones will change color. At that time, others will think that it is a corpse that has been dead for many years." The baby face explained with great interest, and suddenly felt something strange, and met Qiao Wei's strange gaze. , his face flushed slightly. "You...why are you looking at me like that?"

The lady is looking at him, looking at him, looking at him!
Did she find that he not only has a good face, but also a very connotative and reliable man?
So nervous, so shy, baby!

Qiao Wei asked: "How do you know these methods?"

The handling is so clean and neat, it sounds like an old driver of a murderous madman!

Old driver, please accept my knee!
"This... I once learned how to make antiques from someone for a while, hey, who is it from?" Babyface thumped his head, "Forget it. Bone beads are included in antiques. Thinking that horse bones and camel bones can be made old, presumably the same is true for human bones.”

Great for my mental retardation!
Qiao Wei was full of surprise.

This is simply the best accomplice to murder and dump corpses!
She stroked her chin.

Well, why don't you keep him to form a team to spawn monsters?
Just put it by her side and watch, if there is any change in this kid, she will be able to detect it immediately.

 The use of antiques to make human bones is nonsense by the author, please do not imitate.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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